Robert Pattinson Has A Tough Decision

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  1. He looks like he has scurvy. Eat an orange, for fuck's sake!

    By mutterhals, on December 11, 2009 05:04:37

  2. Geez Todd. . .Jealous much? If he were gay it would be EVERY where because every gay man would be all over him!

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 05:05:23

  3. How many times could you - or would you - use the phrase "come out" in a paragraph, if you were straight?

    "everything that came out .. I come out only to..."

    SEKRIT
    GHEY
    CODEZ

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 05:31:55

  4. My god, loser internet dweebs think every hot guy is gay.

    It's as sad as jealous fat chicks calling top models "ugly."

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 05:34:03

  5. wow we have a bunch of tweens and 40 something moms on here today. im a 21 year old girl and this guy is just a total fag. he mopes around and tries to be james dean. but hes not. hes just gay.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 05:44:12

  6. According to men, every man in Hollywood whom women find attractive is gay.

    That said, I feel sorry for the dude. He's being stalked by legions of howling thirteen-year-olds and their fortysomething moms. Sad.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 05:50:46

  7. Oh rob! Another thing he needs to think about is that Kristen Stewart chick too. She's really bringing him down!

    By Levinson-Axelrod , on December 11, 2009 05:57:41

  8. I am in the legions that adore him. He looks like he smells bad and he isn't even handsome. I don't care. He's still sexy as hell.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 06:03:15

  9. The gay male star of twilight is Kristen Stewart. She'll be doing gender reassignment in a few years.

    By Rob's underpants, on December 11, 2009 06:20:17

  10. Todd I love you. And I'm blowdrying my panties as we speak. Thanks for the shout :)

    By Gina, on December 11, 2009 06:38:14

  11. #8

    so he is not handsome but still sexy... why?

    because some crappily written book determined that he is the perfect guy for ugly, fat women?

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 06:40:02

  12. Todd, I think you missed the boat with this one and no I'm not a fan of his, so there!

    By Robert Pattinson's secret love child, on December 11, 2009 07:02:59

  13. Rob Pattinson is only sexy because hollywood told everyone that he is sexy. In reality he's not all that. Bunch of sheep.

    Oh and who cares if he's gay? Who or what Rob Pattinson decides to f*** does not affect me at all.

    By bi chick, on December 11, 2009 07:23:56

  14. 9, she's got broader shoulders and thicker arms than him. And she's got the face of a thinlipped teenage boy.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 08:12:14

  15. I don't care if he's gay, but he's seriously ugly. I'm female and I have no idea how anyone, even your mom or bored fat housewives, thinks this guy is hot. At ALL.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 08:29:35

  16. wicked gay.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 09:49:58

  17. That 'woman' from twilight looks like Beavis.

    And Pattinson has a lock on Butthead's mouth breathing look.

    By joejoe, on December 11, 2009 10:02:27

  18. Look, Pattinson. Here's my manmeat.

    Well,go on...get busy.

    That dick's not going to suck itself!

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 10:45:04

  19. The reason that tweens and cutters go for this guy is that he's delicate and sexually non-threatening to them. The reason he's delicate and sexually non-threatening is that he's a bottom gay.

    By The More You Know..., on December 11, 2009 11:01:55

  20. The only reason anyone might think he's gay is because he's prettier than they are.

    @13 - the reason people think he's sexy is because he plays Edward Cullen - every teenage girls' wet dream.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 11:24:27


  21. Lady GaGa clearly has his penis and won't return it.

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 11:35:39

  22. I second #4's post. Cmon Todd. You're funny. Please use your brain and don't just regurgitate sorry old cliches. If you have nothing to say about an actor, move on to something entertaining. I don't even think Robert Pattinson is attractive, and it's still annoying when people have nothing else to say than "he's so obviously gay!"

    Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but it's a little pathetic to sit around and theorize about it. But you do strike me as the kind of guy who would call a girl a lesbian if she had the nerve to not want to sleep with you, so maybe I shouldn't expect a whole lot...

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 13:11:06

  23. Is Robert Pattinson gay?? You wish,Todd, you wish...

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 13:52:19

  24. So women like sensitive guys? Damn!
    If I would have known that I would have cried before telling the sluts my wife wasn't giving me any.
    Maybe they would have given up the poop shoot more often.

    By T. Woody, on December 11, 2009 14:28:11

  25. "Flicka", hahaaaa! I liked that one Todd. Have a good weekend bro....

    By gsx, on December 11, 2009 16:35:07

  26. he mopes around and tries to be james dean. but hes not.

    To be fair, James Dean wasn't exactly shy around the cock either...

    By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 20:06:44

  27. He looks too hung over to open his eyes, and his attempt at brooding just makes him look like a confused monkey.

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 04:52:53

  28. Whats so hard about deciding to take a FUCKING SHOWER? When I see his picture, I swear I can smell him from here. I guess his girlfriend doesn't mind because she looks like a dirty, smelly skank herself.

    By Duke Steele, on December 12, 2009 04:58:53

  29. Please, I dont believe a word of it. This is just designed to make the fatty tween cutters and spinster lonely ladies think he's available and they somehow have a chance with 'him'.
    Is he leading a jet-set high life? Probably not, or not all the time. But definitely having a good time nonetheless and if not boning chicks then probably blowing some black dudes and taking it up the pooper something fierce.

    Never believe ANYTHING these Ho'wood people say to the press. It's all bullshit. These are the people who specialise in make-believe, remember?

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 05:15:35

  30. #8: He's attractive because he has sex appeal. There are lots of guys that I would define as sleazy sexy. These are the guys that aren't necessarily muscled up and handsome, or even clean. The kinda guys a chick can imagine a super dirty, practically shameful one-night stand with. I haven't read the books, or seen the movies.

    #29: are you a guy? When you think a hollywood chick is hot, do you really think you have a chance with him? Egads that's sad. I don't think women who find him attractive, like me, really think the have a shot. He's just fucking eye candy.

    Yeesh, can't the ladies have some eye candy, even if you disagree, without being fat, bored, cutters, etc. etc.?

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 06:06:45

  31. You got 'he's gay' from that comment? That seems to be the standard answer when women are going ga ga over a guy in Hollywood if he weren't gay." "Oh, he's gay' or 'he'd be banging everything in sight." None of you know anything about this guy to claim he's trying to be this or that. That is just plain juvenile. Todd, you really need to stop sniffing Lohan's panties.

    By jaye, on December 12, 2009 07:47:54

  32. He's a RIDE. Then again, i'm a fat tween cutter, so.....

    By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 13:20:55

  33. Intresting reading the man-tastes of chicks who will be future spinsters with 300 cats.
    Just kidding. 250 cats.

    By J. Depp, on December 12, 2009 14:14:21

  34. Sorry you're a Bitter Betty Todd. Rob is super hot.

    By anon, on December 12, 2009 17:45:52

  35. ...as long as his dick's not up your ass, why would you care?...

    By malvolio, on December 13, 2009 04:12:12

  36. Dude's a total fag.

    By Steve Drill, on December 13, 2009 05:12:40

  37. I don't understand why any woman thinks he's hot. Ugh.

    By LaReina, on December 13, 2009 08:27:38

  38. #22


    LOL so true!!!!!

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 12:29:43

  39. omg the flicka comment, then the beavis comment. i almost fell out of my chair.
    dont be so serious people. to each his own...smelly or not. its a personal preference

    By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 20:46:50

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