66 Comments:

1. The magic of photoshop...suddenly all her scars are gone

   By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 03:40:05

2. Blake Lively made for a much nicer lead picture.

   By Cubs Fan, on December 19, 2009 03:44:58

3. I nail her for sure if the airbrushing folks came with her to my house.

   By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 03:45:26

4. Holy airbrushing, Batman.

   By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 03:53:39

5. Where are all the disgusting belly scars? This is almost hittable--until you realize it's all airbrushing..

   By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 04:06:50

6. Wow... those pictures look so airbrushed, in that frontal picture of her (the last one I think) if you cut her off from the boobs and up, the rest of her looks JUST like a barbie doll.

   By Cyrene, on December 19, 2009 04:08:26

7. "And the Pulitzer Prize for Lifetime Achievement in Photoshop Usage is......
   
   Bob the airbrush guy!!!!!"

   By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 04:10:14

8. It looks like a 5 year old did the photoshop job.

   By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 04:12:09

9. "I've grown up a lot. It's time people see who I really am." But that's not your REAL stomach you retarded fucking bitch.

   By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 04:15:07

10. It's really pathetic when used up female celebrities that are way past their prime have to resort to posing for nude pics for some extra cash.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 04:18:22

11. Congratulations Bob.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 04:20:31

12. Where is that nasty rippling around her belly? And more importantly: Where is the pussy? I can deal with photoshopping out the former, but not making her show the kitty is just plain ridiculous. I've already seen them ugly f----n' tits.

    By Sevenmack, on December 19, 2009 04:28:30

13. And they should have brought back Stacy Dash. Now that's a hot piece. Best of all, she shows everything.

    By Sevenmack, on December 19, 2009 04:30:23

14. The Dish Rag said it best: "We're very sorry about your botched plastic surgery, but we're not sure the way to show the world that you're okay is to be on the cover of Playboy sporting clown boobs and raccoon eyes and looking like you have to pee."

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 04:55:31

15. I just read the articles now. No lie.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 04:56:37

16. everyone has already seen your tits. show some bush.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 04:58:25

17. There was a show on HBO once about a 40 plus year old stripper trying out for a job at a club.
    
    She got all bent afterwards when she was declined the position as politely as the interviewer could muster, for very obvious reasons.
    
    The comment made, as relates here, "the only thing harder than a strippers first dance is her last".

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 05:02:40

18. Nips look like CGI in 5 of 6 shots

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 05:08:46

19. We all know what she really looks like, right? And how incredibly hot she looks here? Let's all take this to heart as an example of the Wonders of Photoshop. Boys: it is very rare for a woman to look like the one pictures on these pages. Ladies: it's okay if you don't look like the lady on these pages.
    
    Incidentally, I wonder if there is some way to hire a full-time permanant air-brusher. If this bob guy can make Tara reid look like this? I'd be friggin' Megan Fox. Hmmmm....

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 05:31:22

20. looks like some of them were taken from about a mile away too.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 05:35:01

21. I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
    I wouldn't fuck her with Hitler's dick....

    By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on December 19, 2009 05:45:13

22. If we're not gonna get the surgery scars we should at least see the hatchet wound.

    By Ragno, on December 19, 2009 05:49:19

23. SHE LOOKS HOT!!!
    
    but then again who wouldn't when they are shot with filtered lens and with 12+ airbrushers working on their pictures

    By P.C., on December 19, 2009 06:01:32

24. Hmmmmm.... bad bleached blond hair... plastic tits, so-so face.
    I'd hit it!!
    How much hush money will I have to come up with?

    By Tiger's Putter, on December 19, 2009 06:23:05

25. nothing gets me turned on like a pair of cold, hard, fake tits!

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 06:56:21

26. Anyone who would masturbate to those would have to have no other options... and a strong ability to blur your vision and imagine it's your hot cousin.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 08:08:15

27. who cares about titties anymore, lets see the coochie.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 08:23:07

28. who cares about titties anymore, lets see the coochie.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 08:25:59

29. The special effect wizards at Lucasfilm must have gotten involved with creating 3D breasts.
    
    We all know her real tits look like two plastic bags filled with broken beer bottles.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 08:49:26

30. BwahahahahahahahahahahahPhotoshopBoBwahahahahahahah
    Tara Reid in Playboy.Wow...this rag is officially dead. Straight technology in these photos. Sad.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 09:04:46

31. she is a complete waste off space, she even makes playboy lamer than usual. oh yeah we all know she doesnt look like this, nice try cuntbag.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 09:22:06

32. James Cameron himself couldn't have done a better job.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 09:29:31

33. #1
    
    scars are gone, but still could not help her look good, never seen someone get so much photoshop touch ups and still look that bad.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 09:35:38

34. dead soulless eyes,plastic tummy an bolt on boobs,she had it all an drank it all away,take a good look at ur future linds....

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 09:56:17

35. That's the worst photoshop job I've ever seen because there is absolutely no noise or texture to the photo. It just looks like one giant blur.
    
    We all know she doesn't look anything like that. She looks like a leathery skank who drank her way out of real acting jobs. Mega flop.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 10:44:44

36. "It's time people see who I really am."
    
    You're doing Playboy. We see, alright. We see that who you really are is who you've always been, honey.
    
    This chick is more pathetic than almost anybody I can think of, mainly because she's so fucking dumb and completely lacking in self-awareness. She reminds me of the homely girl in "Saturday Night Fever" who can't get John Travolta to go out with her and resorts to waving a diaphragm at him in public.
    
    Stop waving your diaphragm at us, you hopeless mess, and go home and take a bath, call a friend if you have any, call your mom if she's not a stupid whore just like you, and try to rescue the few years you have left. Get the fuck out of our faces, magazines, cheesy TV shows and crappy movies. Just GO AWAY.
    
    I can't believe this is the best Playboy could do. Hef must be in a coma…

    By Arbiter of Comportment, on December 19, 2009 10:54:37

37. Wow, the amount of airbrushing used in these photos is ridiculous. Everyone knows Tara Reid's body is saggy, scarred mess!

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 10:56:20

38. It's a same that photoshop couldn't fix her dead eyes and mannequin face. I bet fucking her would be about as fun as fucking a real doll. Maybe colder.

    By JustAShame, on December 19, 2009 11:03:48

39. im about ready to ask for a refund. the girls hef has been getting in the issue are do right nasty. the actors are so terrible the girl next door blows the away. it just keeps getting worse and the story are getting bad too. who is running the show over there. playboy going to the dogs. playboy use to be the best now every other mag out there has passed it and keeps moving forward. playboy is im quicksand. hef you need help bad.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 11:26:27

40. The airbrushing is ridiculous. This shit might as well be done in crayon as real as it looks. I'm with #13, bring back Stacy Dash!

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 11:30:40

41. And playboy also borrowed a magic wand.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 11:37:10

42. I don't think I've ever seen a more airbrushed picture.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 11:57:51

43. Gaussian Blur. Shape blur. Motion blur. Radial blur. Unsharp mask. Glowing edges. Diffuse glow. Despeckle. Plastic wrap. Lighting effects. And a HELL of a lot of Rubber Stamping.
    
    Nice airbrushed nips in photo #5.

    By jeditemple, on December 19, 2009 12:16:18

44. soooo...why did she get plastic surgery in the first place? From what I remember, she was hot.

    By hai, on December 19, 2009 12:17:45

45. where is the pussy?

    By Eagle-Eye, on December 19, 2009 13:10:09

46. nice photoshop job!!

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 13:39:56

47. Why is Hollywood trying to shove has-beens down our throat? So many girls arrive in Hollywood each year with the dream of becoming a star, many much more beautiful than Tara or most other actresses. Tara's done. Let her go home or something. Promote a new babe instead...

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 13:47:49

48. Playboy is dead to me. It has been since the Playmates started sporting the "bare down there" look. Why are women so embarassed to have pubic hair?

    By Mike, on December 19, 2009 14:19:45

49. its like anime...but less hot

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 15:04:38

50. 21, that's the difference between you and us.
    
    We would fuck her with Hitler's dick.

    By Four dead in O-hi-o, on December 19, 2009 18:05:15

51. Those pictures are so fake she could be a character in Avatar.

    By anonymous, on December 19, 2009 19:33:34

52. Not sexy, just... embarrassing.

    By Red Cat, on December 19, 2009 19:41:46

53. 45, 170 lb., 5"9, me could be in Playboy.1 Airbrush.2 Take pictures from a distance.3 Lots of face and 4 body make-up.
    5 Use a camera will a lense to give a smoky,hazzy look. 6 Use a fog machine ,you know, they use at concerts.7 Add hair pieces.
    8 Photoshop seriously photoshop.
    Anyone, feel free to add 9 and 10.
    
    Also, anyone girl here can look good if all of these 8 things were done to her picture.

    By AirburshPhotoshop,Inc., on December 20, 2009 03:04:20

54. BABAY BABAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BE MY SOULMATE!!!!
    I WOULD HIT THAT DOUBLE FOR EVERY RED CENT I WAS RENTING IT FOR!

    By Tiger, on December 20, 2009 03:38:30

55. I think they just scrapped her body and photo-shopped one on, I mean even her nipples are fake.

    By anonymous, on December 20, 2009 03:39:12

56. photoshopped beyond recognition,u go girl!!1

    By anonymous, on December 20, 2009 04:09:03

57. god... im a graphic designer working in retail. maybe i should apply for the job at playboy? god knows i could do a better job!?

    By anonymous, on December 20, 2009 05:34:30

58. Wonder how tanked she was when these were taken

    By anonymous, on December 20, 2009 05:39:24

59. airbrush overload! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!!!!

    By SNAFU, on December 20, 2009 05:51:58

60. Everyone else on this website must have higher standards than me. I'd hump that kitty in a heart beat. Then again, I've been to prison twice and the girls in Palmdale don't look like the broads in Hollywood.

    By anonymous, on December 20, 2009 06:40:17

61. Hef might as well call his magazine, Photoshop. The Playboy brand has been dead a long time ago. He's next.

    By anonymous, on December 20, 2009 10:14:12

62. When you start to put a fake skank like Tera on the cover of your mag, that just tells me my taste has evolved but yours hasn't Hef,. Retire your robe while your still has some dignity left, Please!

    By anonymous, on December 20, 2009 10:24:27

63. UGH....who is doing the hair and makeup for Playboy now??
    
    her hair is snarly and frizzy looking at the roots, like they were going for the freshly-fucked look but instead looks nasty, dirty and not smooth (youre supposed to brush the hair AFTER you tease it, dumbdumbs)
    and her eye makeup??? thick black, straigt-lined eyeliner like THAT only looks good on cleopatra. anybody else, makes your eyes look smaller and face look older. theres this thing called "blending"??? anyway, point is, smoky eyes, not black kohl lines....
    
    nice airbrushing job, but should have worked on her face - thats the cheapest and less man power...
    
    hef--are you losing your touch?

    By ang, on December 20, 2009 20:10:06

64. Oh come on, Playboy has been like this for years. I saw some old copies my dad had from the 80s and the chicks all look as real as Jessica Rabbit. That's WAY before Photoshop so I have no idea what they was using.

    By erect@hardon.cum, on December 20, 2009 20:43:47

65. Funny how you put both Tara and Lindsay together in a day's post. Lindsay is next!

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 07:46:10

66. The cartoon boobs are a nice touch. Why didn't they just DRAW pictures of her?

    By anonymous, on December 21, 2009 21:27:24