What gets me is that none of these women were as pretty as his wife. But like the saying goes, "Pretty is what pretty does". Tiger's wife could have been frigid behind closed doors. Or Tiger could be a sex addict. Who knows? I just know that the waffle house waitress put it all into perspective for me...Tiger is sick.
14 chicks, even 50 chicks isn't a lot. tons of cash, massive fame, being in numerous situations without your significant other, all those open up plenty of opportunity. i know guy i've worked with who have less than .001% of the cash he has, no fame whatsoever, and who have to go home 6.5 days a week, who have been with as many broads.
easy there, i said that it wasn't a lot of woman not that i condone that type of behavior. i don't cheat, because i don't like lying. but if his wife wants to say, that's their business, as well as if she leaves. i guess he shouldn't have gotten married, or he should have called it quits when the romance ended.
PLEASE DON'T MAKE THESE SLUTS INTO FAMOUS NOBODIES WHERE SOMEONE WILL PAY THEM TO BRAG ABOUT HOW THEY SCREWED UP ELINS MARRIAGE AND WALK AWAY WITH ALOT OF MONEY. FOR WHAT???
i bet that balloon-lipped tranny has more crabs and warts on her pussy than tiger has pga championship trophies.
just...yuck!
all of tiger's mistresses all look strikingly similar: skanky cum-guzzling whores who take a man's load on their ugly faces with pride. i'm sure tiger enjoys vigorous hate sex with them. i know i would...after bagging my penis with 20 layers of latex.
This proves two theories. 1) Men will stick it anywhere and 2)Tiger hates being black and only married and whore around with white reality tv looking skanks.
Notice how the first thing the sluts do is "lawyer up"? What the fuck do bitches like these need a lawyer for? No one is going to sue them. About the only thing I can think of is they need an attorney to negotiate all the "tell us how you fucked tiger" offers they'll get.
I wonder if they understand that, by trying to out-whore all the other sluts, they're telling the world that they're leg spread cum dumpsters. No wonder everyone thinks they're whores...
12-Sorry, didn't mean to sound as bitchy as it came out. I guess I just don't get why some guys feel that cheating can be justified. If you're unhappy, at least let the other person keep their dignity and just leave.
I hope that at his next press conference he looks square into the camera and says "Well, I just really, really like to fuck." Then shrugs and walks away.
What are the chances Tiger has 3 more mistresses still to come out, and is gona drop the all-time badass punchline that he's been playing 18 holes off the course too..
Yeah, 'cause all of these skanks are totally believable! My goodness, if you can't trust the word of a whore about screwing a famous guy in trouble, you can you believe? /sarc
Forget Tiger. Why do Gloria Allread has to put her ugly ass in front of a camera everytime? She's the biggest ambulance chasing victim rights acting lawyer I've ever seen! She takes the term "Opportunist" to a new low. See just thove the spotlight. I hate to see the the dude that's married to this piece of work. He can't be a happy man. I'd passed her as a LONG time ago. Her & Nancy Grace should get married. When these two get together are the only times that I feel sorry for the accused.
Gloria Allred - a shrill harpy of a yenta, helping defend "women's rights" by assisting Tiger's whores in selling their sordid "I banged him too!" stories to any interested takers. Looks like Tiger likes his women "slightly broken-in", as they say.
Proper punishment for Tiger, of course, would be making him have to sleep with Gloria Allred. There aren't enough HGH-related side-effects in the world to get his sex drive up to that level of horniness.
Much like cannibals are embarrassed by Jeffrey Dahmer... That's how lawyers view Gloria Allred. A media whore representing whores who allegedlty Slept with a man-slut, who's married to an 8-figure (allegedly) whore. John Daly is going to call a press conference and Ask "ha ha! Remember when you guys thought my Drinking was disgracing the game!" Tiger is 1 lady-boy away from being named an honorary Member of Congress (D-Florida) But adding Gloria Allred to the mix just takes it To a new level of low. When she dies, Satan is Going to open Hell-West, just to put her black Soul, so she doesn't corrupt the rest of the Eternally damned.
That broad has been thrown aside soaking wet more times than a health club towel. Whatever happened to keeping your mouth shut? Tiger may be a world-class poon-hound but he's a big pussy at the same time, why shell out millions of dollars to silence these whores? Deny everything and let them sell their pathetic stories to the tabloids, who cares?
I would have rode that golf cart years ago despite his gay sounding voice and Nike wardrobe. I find manwhores to be such a turnoff. Jesus, does he even have time to clean his dick off between mistresses? He probably stinks of random poon when he gets home to his wife.
40 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThat's why they call him TIGER!
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on December 15, 2009 05:19:28
Well, if there was butt secks involved with any of these chicks, it's way more than 14 holes ;)
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 05:29:21
That is Pauly Shore in the pic
By thebestsleep, on December 15, 2009 05:31:20
What the fuck is with these god dammed trout pout lip poses these Hos strike??
By Ana Regzig, on December 15, 2009 05:45:00
14 and possibly still more.
By Jamaicafest, on December 15, 2009 05:49:47
What gets me is that none of these women were as pretty as his wife. But like the saying goes, "Pretty is what pretty does". Tiger's wife could have been frigid behind closed doors. Or Tiger could be a sex addict. Who knows? I just know that the waffle house waitress put it all into perspective for me...Tiger is sick.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 05:59:50
well only the white guys need to watch their sisters. everyone else is safe.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 06:19:22
No, you mean only white guys with skanky sisters...Cheetah obviously prefers the cheap and sleazy type.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 06:50:19
14 chicks, even 50 chicks isn't a lot. tons of cash, massive fame, being in numerous situations without your significant other, all those open up plenty of opportunity. i know guy i've worked with who have less than .001% of the cash he has, no fame whatsoever, and who have to go home 6.5 days a week, who have been with as many broads.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 06:52:55
hey Gloria Allred- call me.
roar.
By Tiger, on December 15, 2009 06:54:34
9-and that justifies his cheating? He violated his marriage vows cause he's on the road and he has money? Right.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 07:15:05
easy there, i said that it wasn't a lot of woman not that i condone that type of behavior. i don't cheat, because i don't like lying. but if his wife wants to say, that's their business, as well as if she leaves.
i guess he shouldn't have gotten married, or he should have called it quits when the romance ended.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 07:29:37
Ugh, so sick of the fucking duck face on these skanks.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 07:30:05
Go get 'em, Tiger!
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 08:07:42
PLEASE DON'T MAKE THESE SLUTS INTO FAMOUS NOBODIES WHERE SOMEONE WILL PAY THEM TO BRAG ABOUT HOW THEY SCREWED UP ELINS MARRIAGE AND WALK AWAY WITH ALOT OF MONEY. FOR WHAT???
By timmy, on December 15, 2009 08:17:16
Tiger Woods officially has my salute!
Goooooo Tiger!
By Tizzle, on December 15, 2009 08:28:55
What is she hiring Gloria Allred for?
By Pat C, on December 15, 2009 09:28:10
i bet that balloon-lipped tranny has more crabs and warts on her pussy than tiger has pga championship trophies.
just...yuck!
all of tiger's mistresses all look strikingly similar: skanky cum-guzzling whores who take a man's load on their ugly faces with pride. i'm sure tiger enjoys vigorous hate sex with them. i know i would...after bagging my penis with 20 layers of latex.
god i'm so hard right now.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 09:35:59
Damn if only I could get some of Tiger's hot black meat in me... Tiger: my poop shoot is yours!
By BarbadoSlim, on December 15, 2009 09:45:44
This little bitch ain't got nothing on me!
By The Ghost of Wilt Chamberlain, on December 15, 2009 09:47:42
This proves two theories. 1) Men will stick it anywhere and 2)Tiger hates being black and only married and whore around with white reality tv looking skanks.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 09:49:18
Am I the only one who got the hilarious Terminator reference??? *sigh* Kids these days.
By Caligrrl, on December 15, 2009 09:50:42
He really has a thing for the sleaziest of hookers, doesn't he?
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 10:01:25
Notice how the first thing the sluts do is "lawyer up"? What the fuck do bitches like these need a lawyer for? No one is going to sue them. About the only thing I can think of is they need an attorney to negotiate all the "tell us how you fucked tiger" offers they'll get.
I wonder if they understand that, by trying to out-whore all the other sluts, they're telling the world that they're leg spread cum dumpsters. No wonder everyone thinks they're whores...
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 10:19:31
No mas ! No mas !
By Tiger's Woody, on December 15, 2009 10:28:20
12-Sorry, didn't mean to sound as bitchy as it came out. I guess I just don't get why some guys feel that cheating can be justified. If you're unhappy, at least let the other person keep their dignity and just leave.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 10:44:27
Hole #14 definitely has a dog-leg to the right, and looks rough right down the middle of the fairway.
By Dana, on December 15, 2009 11:08:01
I hope that at his next press conference he looks square into the camera and says "Well, I just really, really like to fuck." Then shrugs and walks away.
By Underpants Gnome, on December 15, 2009 11:32:29
What are the chances Tiger has 3 more mistresses still to come out, and is gona drop the all-time badass punchline that he's been playing 18 holes off the course too..
By dude, on December 15, 2009 13:19:05
Yeah, 'cause all of these skanks are totally believable! My goodness, if you can't trust the word of a whore about screwing a famous guy in trouble, you can you believe? /sarc
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 13:37:46
Forget Tiger. Why do Gloria Allread has to put her ugly ass in front of a camera everytime? She's the biggest ambulance chasing victim rights acting lawyer I've ever seen! She takes the term "Opportunist" to a new low. See just thove the spotlight. I hate to see the the dude that's married to this piece of work. He can't be a happy man. I'd passed her as a LONG time ago. Her & Nancy Grace should get married. When these two get together are the only times that I feel sorry for the accused.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 14:06:03
Well shit ... can I get in on this one too? I've got bills to pay!!!
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 14:10:21
Never thought I see the day when ho's start coming out bragging how ho'ish they are. What a Decade! BTW, are we still close to Christmas yet?
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 14:35:14
Gloria Allred - a shrill harpy of a yenta, helping defend "women's rights" by assisting Tiger's whores in selling their sordid "I banged him too!" stories to any interested takers. Looks like Tiger likes his women "slightly broken-in", as they say.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 15:09:32
I... I have a confession to make.
I, too, slept with Tiger Woods. It was vaguely unsatisfying.
Anyone here an agent?
By Vigilante's Minge, on December 15, 2009 17:40:57
Proper punishment for Tiger, of course, would be making him have to sleep with Gloria Allred. There aren't enough HGH-related side-effects in the world to get his sex drive up to that level of horniness.
By John, on December 15, 2009 19:19:44
Much like cannibals are embarrassed by Jeffrey Dahmer...
That's how lawyers view Gloria Allred.
A media whore representing whores who allegedlty
Slept with a man-slut, who's married to an
8-figure (allegedly) whore.
John Daly is going to call a press conference and
Ask "ha ha! Remember when you guys thought my
Drinking was disgracing the game!"
Tiger is 1 lady-boy away from being named an honorary
Member of Congress (D-Florida)
But adding Gloria Allred to the mix just takes it
To a new level of low. When she dies, Satan is
Going to open Hell-West, just to put her black
Soul, so she doesn't corrupt the rest of the
Eternally damned.
By Rick, on December 15, 2009 21:01:02
That broad has been thrown aside soaking wet more times than a health club towel. Whatever happened to keeping your mouth shut? Tiger may be a world-class poon-hound but he's a big pussy at the same time, why shell out millions of dollars to silence these whores? Deny everything and let them sell their pathetic stories to the tabloids, who cares?
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 06:37:55
This "woman?" is a Florida beauty? She looks like Pete Burns after his tranny lip surgery gone wrong.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 11:30:08
I would have rode that golf cart years ago despite his gay sounding voice and Nike wardrobe. I find manwhores to be such a turnoff. Jesus, does he even have time to clean his dick off between mistresses? He probably stinks of random poon when he gets home to his wife.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 12:05:51
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