Someone please call Child Protective Services. Isn't it illegal to raise "prostitots"? Billy ray & the inbred mommy already have miley doing pole dances at 16; now they've got their 9 year old doing Karaoake to songs about smacking bitches. This is wrong, so wrong...
When your that age, you practically don't even have any sexual organs developed. All you have a is a pee hole, basically. I don't think anyone's going to be 'Smacking that' anytime soon.
Seriously,with sexual abuse and child prostituion, go at nigth to any truck stopand you'llfind 12-and beingpimped out by Pimp to take care of the truck drivers, the Cyrus family should really be more careful with what is made public about Noah the 9 yr. old. Miley really could have stayed Disney Hannah Montana and made her styleof dress, stage show, personal life(boning a 20 yr. old man was not cool), and her choice of movies(guest role playing herself in Sex and The City) and magazine pics and srticles STAY childlike Rated G until she turned 18 yrs.
What would it have hurt for her to stay Rated G until her 18th birthday.
After that, do Playboy. Get on the pole in concert. Live in and vacation with your boyfriend. Go for it.
What an ugly little kid. I know her family's gonna try to pimp her as the next Miley the way the Spearses and Lohans have, but frankly she's so homely I don't see anyone buying into it. She's got horse teeth, small eyes and a general plain look that ain't gonna get any better.
Guess that's what you get from five generations of cousin marriage.
have miley cyrus's handlers started 'slutting up' her image yet to pull in the 18-30 demographic or are they still marketing her to the 'disney channel' demographic? we all know they intend to follow the well-worn groove of britney spears' fake career and ride that gravy train for as long as they can.
Jesus H Christ she a little kid all sing songs like that. I've seen hundreds of kids singing Jimmy Buffets 'Let's All Get Drunk and Screw'. Whats disgusting is the amount of granny prudes we have here.
30 Comments:
Leave Your CommentUm she's 9. Why is this even on this website.
By disgusted, on December 16, 2009 11:22:49
Hope Billy Ray hasn't started breaking her in yet.
By Dina "Mom" Lohan, on December 16, 2009 11:37:38
HAHAHAHA! Miley Cyrus taught her nine year old sister that! HAHAHAHAH! That says it all!
By Rebecca, on December 16, 2009 11:38:19
I can't even bring myself to make a pedo joke. What's happened to me?
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 11:42:56
Omg, what a little attention whore!
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 11:55:30
Someone please call Child Protective Services. Isn't it illegal to raise "prostitots"? Billy ray & the inbred mommy already have miley doing pole dances at 16; now they've got their 9 year old doing Karaoake to songs about smacking bitches. This is wrong, so wrong...
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 12:05:32
Now THAT is hot !
In-breeding rules !
By Jed Clampet, Ozarks, on December 16, 2009 12:41:18
Wasn't going to watch the vid, really not going to watch it after reading the comments.
By duder, on December 16, 2009 12:46:49
#5 - It's not her fault. She's being taught to act that way.
By Cubs Fan, on December 16, 2009 13:05:39
uh wow that is one homely child
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 13:26:40
When your that age, you practically don't even have any sexual organs developed. All you have a is a pee hole, basically. I don't think anyone's going to be 'Smacking that' anytime soon.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 13:48:03
Seriously,with sexual abuse and child prostituion, go at nigth to any truck stopand you'llfind 12-and beingpimped out by Pimp to take care of the truck drivers, the Cyrus family should really be more careful with what is made public about Noah the 9 yr. old.
Miley really could have stayed Disney Hannah Montana and made her styleof dress, stage show, personal life(boning a 20 yr. old man was not cool), and her choice of movies(guest role playing herself in Sex and The City) and magazine pics and srticles STAY childlike Rated G until she turned 18 yrs.
What would it have hurt for her to stay Rated G until her 18th birthday.
After that, do Playboy. Get on the pole in concert. Live in and vacation with your boyfriend. Go for it.
By Lived life as a child when I was one, on December 16, 2009 13:51:18
Hillbillies suck balls.
By Classy redneck from kenttucky, on December 16, 2009 15:00:01
Ugh..Is that Leno's kid...What a jaw...
By Letterman, on December 16, 2009 15:01:25
Sick fuck hillbilly family.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 15:13:31
WHY THE FUCK IS A GIRL NAMED NOAH!?
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 15:15:04
Holy shit, what a hideous kid. No need to worry about her virtue--nobody's gonna touch that gargoyle.
By I'm blind! I'm blind!, on December 16, 2009 15:51:27
i still maintain that she looks like a 40-year old midget hooker
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 16:01:08
Thank Heaven for little girls...
By Warren Jeffs, on December 16, 2009 18:23:55
I'm sorry but that's just fuckin' WRONG. WTF is the matter with people these days?! Not like I'm pining for the victorian era but shit....
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 19:39:30
What an ugly little kid. I know her family's gonna try to pimp her as the next Miley the way the Spearses and Lohans have, but frankly she's so homely I don't see anyone buying into it. She's got horse teeth, small eyes and a general plain look that ain't gonna get any better.
Guess that's what you get from five generations of cousin marriage.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 19:42:51
am i the only one who thinks this little girl looks like a progeria patient?
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 19:52:36
#19
Your name alone: FTW.
By JJM, on December 17, 2009 03:14:12
Awwwww...somebody taught that little Bunny Rabbit to sing and dance like a whore.
By jeditemple, on December 17, 2009 05:18:10
#16 - because her family is total white trash. That, and because she's clearly too ugly to have a more feminine name.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 07:03:52
Insanely irritating child. And the adults stand around clapping and thinking it's cute. Fucking hell!!
By Samantha, on December 17, 2009 07:33:06
it doesn't get more fucked up than that.
By Roman Polanski, on December 17, 2009 08:02:36
her name is adorable...it's really unfortunate what her life might turn out to be [see Miley]. But maybe she will turn out ok
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 08:28:11
have miley cyrus's handlers started 'slutting up' her image yet to pull in the 18-30 demographic or are they still marketing her to the 'disney channel' demographic? we all know they intend to follow the well-worn groove of britney spears' fake career and ride that gravy train for as long as they can.
fucking wiggers...
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 09:25:49
Jesus H Christ she a little kid all sing songs like that. I've seen hundreds of kids singing Jimmy Buffets 'Let's All Get Drunk and Screw'. Whats disgusting is the amount of granny prudes we have here.
By LolleyGagger, on December 17, 2009 10:28:40
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