What I would like to know is how the fuck he had time to get Elin pregnant? All I can say is I sure hope that Elin enjoys rolling naked on that big pile of cash she will be getting.
As always, J. Simpleton is tastefully attired in something from the Forever 21 Shop that makes her look extra-stumpy and cankled. Somebody ought to tie her to a chair and forcefeed her so we can all watch the rows of backfat protrude from the ladderback design of that dress, like The Blob oozing out of the diner.
let me get this right. a blond baby sitter how hangs out in the golfing circles. knows all about the sport, but doesn't know how male golfers in her circle act. so she meets a black billionaire in her golfing circle, marries him. then attempts to murder him. yep she tried to beat the boy to death like a disobedient slave.
"Listen, and understand! Tiger Woods is out there! He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are in bed".
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Leave Your CommentThose are some big flappers.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 10:16:06
So she's the fifteenth hole?
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 10:17:08
He seems to be into chicks that are almost good looking. I think she qualifies for that.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 10:19:42
i rhink she makes 16. that man is busy!
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 10:28:02
What I would like to know is how the fuck he had time to get Elin pregnant? All I can say is I sure hope that Elin enjoys rolling naked on that big pile of cash she will be getting.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 10:37:24
Tiger's a racist whanker isn't he?
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 10:46:47
yyee-haww!!!!
way to go Tiger!
By Papa Joe, on December 16, 2009 11:06:43
You know for a Stanford grad, he sure has some fine taste
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 11:07:06
I'd drop a load on her.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 11:16:22
I'm really disappointed that a fine half-black man like Tiger doesn't seem to have any interest in some fine half-black poontang.
By Halle Half-black Berry, on December 16, 2009 11:39:46
#6, I really hate it when Yanks try to act cool by pretending they're my subjects.
First of all, there is no "h" in wanker.
Second, a "wanker" is pulling his pud, bomping his baloney or spanking his money. He is not having the sex with another person.
By Elizabeth Queen England, on December 16, 2009 11:43:00
As always, J. Simpleton is tastefully attired in something from the Forever 21 Shop that makes her look extra-stumpy and cankled. Somebody ought to tie her to a chair and forcefeed her so we can all watch the rows of backfat protrude from the ladderback design of that dress, like The Blob oozing out of the diner.
By Excellent choice, Mr. "Woods", on December 16, 2009 12:26:53
@#11- Poofter.
By Prince Phillip, on December 16, 2009 12:43:52
That's not possible, I'm starting to think that Tiger fucked more women than Chuck Norris. Everyday is a new one.
By Paul , on December 16, 2009 12:45:18
Would it kill this guy to fuck at least one black woman?
By Mike, on December 16, 2009 13:12:13
This cant be true can it? J Simpson and Tiger??
Methinks the black folks arent running to defend this guy because he only fucks white girls.
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 13:16:08
let me get this right. a blond baby sitter how hangs out in the golfing circles. knows all about the sport, but doesn't know how male golfers in her circle act. so she meets a black billionaire in her golfing circle, marries him. then attempts to murder him. yep she tried to beat the boy to death like a disobedient slave.
By Herman Bumfudle, on December 16, 2009 14:59:41
"Listen, and understand! Tiger Woods is out there! He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are in bed".
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 15:09:59
Damn Tiger - who is next? Blossom?
By Six, on December 16, 2009 15:16:38
She looks AMAZING in that dress, I bet she didn't have any bra or panties under that... sweet jesus
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 16:57:58
Damn Tiger - who is next? Blossom?
Is she currently blonde?
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 18:16:28
Et tu, Chestica?
By BrutusCesarWoods, on December 16, 2009 18:17:44
That does it. Tiger is certifiably mentally ill.
By anonymous, on December 17, 2009 03:30:24
He definitely fucked her:
A) She's white.
B) She's blonde.
C) She's dumb.
D) She's trashy.
Definitely. She's fits the model.
By anonymous, on December 18, 2009 04:14:55
seriously tiger,please fuck at least one black chick,u r not fair!!
By imfromeurope, on December 20, 2009 04:15:34
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