Tiger is a dumb fuck who is about to loose his bad ass wife and kids along with millions of dollars for a dumb cunt who fucks what ever large dick and wallet crosses her stanky path, he calls that love? the reality is he has a sexual and drug addition which will destroy more of his life unless he gets help... but in my opinion he is to stupid and arrogant and won't realize what to do before it's to late after which most all will be lost, story over get a fucking life.
Hysterical, Tiger's gushing and swooning like a high school kid over a raunchy piece of cooze who's been on the end of more ejaculations than a busy sperm bank! Do you realize how many cheating guys screw themselves over by doing this exact thing? Happens all the time. Some filthy little tramp tongues your ass & balls like the wife would NEVER do and all of a sudden birds start chirping. "She understands me, I love her!", LOL! What a maroon!
It am be very disappointing that that there Tiger done confirm the damn stereo-type about the black men with dem white women. On de otherhand he be half-Asian, so maybe it be the chop suey?
Lol, #8. As a guy who's had his ass & balls tongued expertly by the same some filthy little tramp you refer to I know exactly what you mean! Thing is, I wasn't married at the time and I got over her once my ass and balls were no longer easily impressed and I realised whe was just a filthy little tramp. Poor Tigger, what a maroon indeed.
# 8 and #11, I have nothing leave to add. You said it all. Personally, everybody keeps talking about the money. Elin should take her kids and her sanity, self-respect, and leave.Take a few million,not tens of millions. Leave him with hismoney. it is not worth it.That is hrut for him in that she can't be bought and in the public eye, is PURE GOLD!!
It's getting worse. TMZ has video. "One of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses was already bragging about hooking up with the golfer way before Tiger crashed his SUV into that tree -- and the admission was all caught on tape."
" Elin should take her kids and her sanity, self-respect, and leave.Take a few million,not tens of millions."
Don't be ridiculous - there isn't a judge in the world who wouldn't award her half of his assets just based on the slow-motion Dirty Sanchez he painted on her upper lip over the past ten days. And why not? Jesus....she is the mother of his children, after all.
I guess this is what happens when a dweeb who spends his high-school years fruitlessly fucking his own fist buys a Quik-Pik powerball ticket at life's magic bodega: he starts telling his zipper at my signal, unleash Hell every time he steps onto the tarmac at McCarran.
Even with the latest woman ((Jaimee Grubbs) who has come out on US tv to apologise to Tiger's wife, if she was remotely sincere she would just keep her mouth shut. Of course it's all about how much she's getting paid to tell her side of the story, "sincere" or not.
"All these other women are getting paid after all, why shouldn't I?"
This is what you get when you sleep with porn stars and whores.
"Show me a bitter middle-aged man, and I'll show you a hundred women that wouldn't even pity-fuck him."
That's the great thing about being 25 - you've done all the mathematical calculations, and it's an incontrovertible fact: middle-aged bitterness is never going to happen to you. You're going to simply going to remain in a hermetic stasis of Cool forever and ever. Male pattern baldness, rheumatoid arthritis, your kid sister dying of breast cancer: none of these things are going to rain on your parade. They can't - c'mon, numbers don't lie. And oddly enough, they're never gonna happen to anyone in your crew either. How badass is that?
This is the funniest shit ever.T.W,more money then god,the most popular sports celeb on the planet AND married to a blond,tall,busty swedish model,is about to become T.W,broke,divorced,amature pornstar with more bumps on his dick (herpes) then a pickle has on it's skin. BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
32, the dude is right. If it wasn't true, Billy Corgan would be playing with himself right now.
But seriously, The Star makes crap up ALL THE TIME. I'm amazed that they are still in business. Not saying that Tiger isn't a douche, but at least, he might still get some of that money back in a slander suit against them.
Wow, this is crazy. It occurs to me that Tiger Woods could be the next OJ in the next month. He'll be absolutely unbankable real soon.
I am really beginning to hate Tiger Woods. If you feel this way about another woman, be a man and end your marriage on two feet instead of running around like a fucking pussy and hiding your shameful cheating. I will never buy a product from any fucking company that gives money to this asshole. I fucking hate his ass for cheating on the woman he exchanged vows with while she is about to bring his children into the world. Fuck Tiger. Fuck Nike. Fuck them all.
Can you imagine all the wild and kinky sex Tiger's wife is going to give the next guy in order to restore her shattered sense of womanhood? Where does the line form?
No Rachel, do not believe anything he says. My lover also told me that we were going to be together until he could no longer get his penis up... and he's left me like twice since. He always comes back but...
45 Comments:
Leave Your Commentscrew you todd if tiger is screwed!
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 11:23:27
In all fairness to Tiger, how can you resist camel toe?
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 11:33:39
All kidding aside I feel for Tiger...feel like laughing.
By Douche says what?, on December 9, 2009 11:56:17
I smell a claim of "sex addiction" and a stint in "rehab" in Tiger's future.
You heard it here first.
By Willa Dodge, on December 9, 2009 11:57:16
I smell a claim of "sex addiction" and a stint in "rehab" in Tiger's future.
You heard it here first.
By Willa Dodge, on December 9, 2009 11:57:30
Tiger is a dumb fuck who is about to loose his bad ass wife and kids along with millions of dollars for a dumb cunt who fucks what ever large dick and wallet crosses her stanky path, he calls that love? the reality is he has a sexual and drug addition which will destroy more of his life unless he gets help... but in my opinion he is to stupid and arrogant and won't realize what to do before it's to late after which most all will be lost, story over get a fucking life.
By Dick Face, on December 9, 2009 12:18:25
Nice camel toe
By Weener, on December 9, 2009 12:20:49
Hysterical, Tiger's gushing and swooning like a high school kid over a raunchy piece of cooze who's been on the end of more ejaculations than a busy sperm bank! Do you realize how many cheating guys screw themselves over by doing this exact thing? Happens all the time. Some filthy little tramp tongues your ass & balls like the wife would NEVER do and all of a sudden birds start chirping. "She understands me, I love her!", LOL! What a maroon!
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 12:23:49
That is a nice camel toe, isn't it? I think I can see her jewelry down there..
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 12:26:23
OMG I fucken love the Harry Potter refrence! You're golden!!
By LESLIE, on December 9, 2009 12:44:24
What he had home was much hotter than that skank whore with the wonk eye.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 12:56:47
How can you resist that piece of ass in the banner picture?
By Phil Mickelson, on December 9, 2009 12:58:28
It am be very disappointing that that there Tiger done confirm the damn stereo-type about the black men with dem white women.
On de otherhand he be half-Asian, so maybe it be the chop suey?
By Ike Turner, on December 9, 2009 13:02:01
Lol, #8. As a guy who's had his ass & balls tongued expertly by the same some filthy little tramp you refer to I know exactly what you mean! Thing is, I wasn't married at the time and I got over her once my ass and balls were no longer easily impressed and I realised whe was just a filthy little tramp. Poor Tigger, what a maroon indeed.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 13:17:29
I'd gladly take Elin, off his dirty hands.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 13:22:20
# 8 and #11, I have nothing leave to add. You said it all.
Personally, everybody keeps talking about the money. Elin should take her kids and her sanity, self-respect, and leave.Take a few million,not tens of millions. Leave him with hismoney. it is not worth it.That is hrut for him in that she can't be bought and in the public eye, is PURE GOLD!!
By TeamElin, on December 9, 2009 13:49:15
It's getting worse. TMZ has video. "One of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses was already bragging about hooking up with the golfer way before Tiger crashed his SUV into that tree -- and the admission was all caught on tape."
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/09/tiger-woods-alleged-porn-star-mistress-holly-sampson-affair-naughty-america-video/
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 13:54:30
Elin is hotter.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 14:00:17
The Naughty America site has a video on their front page of Holly Sampson talking about sleeping with Tiger Woods.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 14:20:53
FUCK TIGER WOODS.
By big boy., on December 9, 2009 14:28:00
@14, Its sad when you realize you golf hero is a man with blue balls. Sometimes you need to slice a few off.
How was she???
By burntfinger, on December 9, 2009 14:34:07
I don't see this ending well. I know Todd was kidding, but would anyone be surprised if he DOES kill himself at this point?
By Kate, on December 9, 2009 15:00:35
Tiger - BORK - BORK - YOU'RE FURCKED!
By The Swedish Chef, on December 9, 2009 15:04:08
" Elin should take her kids and her sanity, self-respect, and leave.Take a few million,not tens of millions."
Don't be ridiculous - there isn't a judge in the world who wouldn't award her half of his assets just based on the slow-motion Dirty Sanchez he painted on her upper lip over the past ten days. And why not? Jesus....she is the mother of his children, after all.
I guess this is what happens when a dweeb who spends his high-school years fruitlessly fucking his own fist buys a Quik-Pik powerball ticket at life's magic bodega: he starts telling his zipper at my signal, unleash Hell every time he steps onto the tarmac at McCarran.
By Ragno, on December 9, 2009 15:09:59
Show me a beautiful blond woman, and I'll show you some guy who's tired of fucking her. Amazing.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 15:46:40
I may have to take up golf. I mean really, who knew?
By Underpants Gnome, on December 9, 2009 15:59:43
"Seriously, tiger kill yourself"
ROFLMAO,
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 16:08:41
a playboy and he got married, wrong move.
Yep he is fucked...
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 16:33:02
#22 why would he kill himself?
What I want to know is what kind of pussy makes a mine write such words? Is it spring loaded?
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 18:15:41
Tiger must have the mentality of a 15 year old.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 18:31:15
Even with the latest woman ((Jaimee Grubbs) who has come out on US tv to apologise to Tiger's wife, if she was remotely sincere she would just keep her mouth shut. Of course it's all about how much she's getting paid to tell her side of the story, "sincere" or not.
"All these other women are getting paid after all, why shouldn't I?"
This is what you get when you sleep with porn stars and whores.
By 5318008, on December 9, 2009 18:47:21
"Show me a beautiful blond woman, and I'll show you some guy who's tired of fucking her. Amazing."
Wow someone is bitter and alone.
Show me a bitter middle-aged man, and I'll show you a hundred women that wouldn't even pity-fuck him. Not amazing though.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 20:11:10
I feel soooooooo sorry for Elin and those poor kids, NOBODY deserves to be treated like this.
Divorce his ass, take the babies and start over someplace nice 'n quiet surrounded by your family&friends
By run-Elin-RUN!, on December 9, 2009 20:34:53
I'm guessing Uchitel lets Tiger pound her ass and Elin doesn't allow play on the back 9.
By anonymous, on December 9, 2009 21:16:46
"Show me a bitter middle-aged man, and I'll show you a hundred women that wouldn't even pity-fuck him."
That's the great thing about being 25 - you've done all the mathematical calculations, and it's an incontrovertible fact: middle-aged bitterness is never going to happen to you. You're going to simply going to remain in a hermetic stasis of Cool forever and ever. Male pattern baldness, rheumatoid arthritis, your kid sister dying of breast cancer: none of these things are going to rain on your parade. They can't - c'mon, numbers don't lie. And oddly enough, they're never gonna happen to anyone in your crew either. How badass is that?
By Ragno, on December 9, 2009 23:55:08
This is the funniest shit ever.T.W,more money then god,the most popular sports celeb on the planet AND married to a blond,tall,busty swedish model,is about to become T.W,broke,divorced,amature pornstar with more bumps on his dick (herpes) then a pickle has on it's skin. BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 02:30:31
32, the dude is right. If it wasn't true, Billy Corgan would be playing with himself right now.
But seriously, The Star makes crap up ALL THE TIME. I'm amazed that they are still in business. Not saying that Tiger isn't a douche, but at least, he might still get some of that money back in a slander suit against them.
Wow, this is crazy. It occurs to me that Tiger Woods could be the next OJ in the next month. He'll be absolutely unbankable real soon.
Crap, this crash and burn is spectacular.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 04:06:13
I am really beginning to hate Tiger Woods. If you feel this way about another woman, be a man and end your marriage on two feet instead of running around like a fucking pussy and hiding your shameful cheating. I will never buy a product from any fucking company that gives money to this asshole. I fucking hate his ass for cheating on the woman he exchanged vows with while she is about to bring his children into the world. Fuck Tiger. Fuck Nike. Fuck them all.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 04:27:16
but seriously, what's up with Rachael's ass-within- an-ass dimpling?? [that shot where she's bending over] how does that happen?
By gigi, on December 10, 2009 04:55:05
Enough of Tiger. Fucking Christ! Just stop. No one cares if he cheated.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 06:41:22
@ #38
*golf claps*
Well said.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 07:59:45
Here's the lesson boys and girls: If you're a rich famous athlete, DON'T GET FUCKING MARRIED!!! Just drill to your heart's content!
By duder, on December 10, 2009 08:05:09
Hahahaa at #24, "life's magic bodega"
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 11:05:33
Can you imagine all the wild and kinky sex Tiger's wife is going to give the next guy in order to restore her shattered sense of womanhood?
Where does the line form?
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 14:40:37
No Rachel, do not believe anything he says. My lover also told me that we were going to be together until he could no longer get his penis up... and he's left me like twice since. He always comes back but...
By Brenda, on December 11, 2009 19:07:00
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