It doesn't surprise me at all. What else could he do at this point? He's let the situation spin out of control. Sad.
I, for one, hope he never plays again. It would be a sad thing to see a past-prime Tiger play. It would be like watching Jordan play for the Wizards. But, if he's going to be a dope, and not take the hit, then so be it. He should have called Letterman for advice, it would have been over by now.
He's an asshole and always has been. I don't think he gives two shits about his "family". He's doing this as a last ditch effort to save his professional career in hoping the furor dies down and people forget. Fuck him, he sucks.
This is what happens when Black men hate themselves, internalize racist stereotypes and reject Black women as well as their own Mathematic Blackness in favor of an endless, futile effort to try and be white. "Tiger" Woods is Exhibit A. Clarance Thomas (ALSO married to a white woman + known for his sexual issues) is Exhibit B. And there are many more. It would be funny if it weren't so very, very depressing.
Bah humbug! I call BS. His retirement will last just as long as his sponsors deem it appropriate. After that (let's say a year or two max) he'll be back and so will be his sheeple fans and supporters. Murricans just love their fake ass idols and their comeback stories.
Tiger, do not apologize for what you have already done. Get a divorce, set yourself and your wife free so you can both continue with your lives. I do not think you are sorry for what you did and you will not change. Be true to yourself and get out of that marriage. It is absolutely ridiculous when you say that you want to work on your marriage. What's the point? What marriage?
What a turd thinking he was untouchable.I hope Elin gets that half billion $$ and hooks up with some Nordic God.All those gaping loose trashy ho's need 2 make they money and come out now to get in on that Tiger Train. Tiger can fo sho get some new sponsership from Valtrex and Juggs magazine. Next time we see him he be sportin some gangsta tatts of Elin's name on his neck
I just don't get it. Your young , rich beyond rich, and famous. WHY get married? PlayPLAY sleep with every shank that moves. Booze it up. Gamble. Just follow the path to the gaming private tables.Shop. Spend. Buy-yachts, an island. Be young and restless. Happy 38th birthday!!! Blow out your candles and NOW look for a marriage,kids,a life partner. During your 20's,act like there is no tommorw for when you are young, there is no tomorrow.
In other news, the captain of the French national soccer team spent Thursday evening getting his salad tossed by three beautiful Indonesian lady-boys. When informed, his corporate sponsors issued the following statement - "Le yawn."
It's an indefinite break, not a retirement. He'll be back before the Masters, if not Arnie's tourney. NO woman is worth giving up what he has, and what he does on the golf course.
Tiger has the WORST handlers of all time. If he just came clean in a press conference, busted out the "I am sex addict" excuse, and did a interview with Barbara "Softball" Walters, he could be halfway through this by February.
Here's the plan: 1- "Retire" 2- Have his lawyers let it "slip" that he's being treated for sex addiction 3- Oprah 4- Return to the links (and the sponsors) 5- Turn money faucet back on 6- Oh sexy girrrrrl-freeeeend!!
To all Tiger's "ladies" who are complaining via the media: You were his WHORES - nothing more. He doesn't owe you anything! He used you for sex, plain and simple. Please don't go on Dateline and complain that he didn't help you out with rent or get you a birthday gift. For cripes sakes, buy a clue....
The bible is pretty clear that once someone cheats, you don't have a marriage, and you can divorce. Lots of Christians today tell the wife she should forgive, but it's biblically incorrect. There is no marriage in the eyes of God. The only honest way out of this is to divorce. He can court Erin afterwards and try to remarry if she'll have him. Of course trying to cheat her on the divorce settlement won't help if he wants to remarry. They can even live in separate wings of that huge house so he can see the kids. But Erin needs to get clear to herself that she does not have a marriage, and Tiger should be starting from square one. No matter what the prenup stated, with child support she will have enough to live on. She doesn't have to stay with him ten years just to get a few extra $$. She's free. Tiger's the one that screwed up, she shouldn't be ashamed.
And the girls who made money from the tabloids bragging about their affair are whores, period. Good luck finding a nice decent man to marry and start a family! Good luck in the future when they have kids and expected to be treated as just another Mom at the PTA!
Pffff. Please. Just a tactic to wait until the whole thing blows over, as advised by his managers, lawyers, accountants etc etc etc, even his sponsors. Pure cynical move. Like anyone gives a crap about morality in the US today; not after good 'ol cigar-weilding Slick Willie Clinton.
Thing is, even if he does retire, so what? He's already made a billion. Find a way to take the money back on grounds of Woods making false pretenses and deceiving the public, now that would hurt, and send the right message to the world. Of course, that'll never happen. Oh well.
I don't honestly think Tiger ever even enjoyed the game of golf, I think he just played it because of his Joe Jackson-ish dad and now that he's dead he wants to break loose and do his own thing. He'll probably screw off for a while and continue to be an ass but eventually he will tire of HOs and start some kind of business or go back to school. This is what happens when parents are too pushy.
27- he owes his wife more because, duh, that's his WIFE. They exchanged vows promising to honor, love and cherish. Whether or not, you believe in the institution that is marriage, Tiger did( at least at the time) and he is obligated to abide by those vows. If he felt he could never live by those vows, yes, he never should have gotten married. Marriage is people who honestly want a life long commitment. It's not for publicity.
Tiger will become very bored very quickly with pretending to be a "good husband and dad" routine. Six months, tops. By then he'll be so desperate to get out that half a billion dollars will look like a bargain.
Let the pig hide in shame. Squeel Squeel squeel your way into hiding PIG! What a disgusting asshole he is. He stinks like an asshole. We should collectively hate him for his cowardice, his vile conduct and the lies he sold publicly of a family man and upstanding person. He deserve the venom of an angry nation. Mock him. Speak ill of him to all. Buy nothing associated with him. Hate his soul. Hate him down to his DNA. Bastard!
Elin looks like a 2$ dollar ho, or like we say in my country, a "lykkejeger"(goldigger)And let`s not forget the rodent face. And real "nordic gods" like latinas and asian.
I think it's ridiculous that he's at least temporarily retiring from golf. I personally don't give two shits what athletes do with their lives. If I did, I'd have to protest the entire Cincinnati Bengals team. If this guy had 500 girlfriends everywhere, why the fuck would it matter to me?
So much trouble from what began as a minor fender bender. It looks like all the media vultures got their way. Tiger is boo-hooing and apologizing to everyone from God to the pool guy. I agree with #11, it is like what I said on an earlier post. His marriage clearly didn't work for whatever reason in the first place and now it is toast. Unsalvageable! Don't beat the dead horse. He's not the only guy in America that doinks whores because his marriage sucks. Let Go! Yeah Tiger needs to do what Letterman did. Just admit he's not perfect and he's an ass hole sometimes. Say all that sex keeps his abs tight and it's good for his golf game. Let the talk show hosts have their fun for a week or so and laugh it off. Then he can go hang out in Vegas with Rodman and a harem of hookers and nobody will care. I already don't.
Excuse me while i giggle insanely, people love when other people crash and burn, because it's not them. Those whom the gods would destroy they first make proud.
@#6- Guess we don't live in a post-racial society. Who cares if someone is black or white if they are single? Shouldn't you be out jihadin' given your name anyway?
He had the hottest piece of ass ever at home and he went out and bagged a bunch of fugly cocktail waitresses that probably have a long line of rich Johns they have fucked. I hope his dick falls off.
A woman has sex for $$ and she's a whore A woman stays married for $$ and she's not??? Elin's saying "pay me or trade me" Tiger should call her bluff: -give her 6 figures $$ -get custody of the kids (b/c he's cheat doesn't usually matter but her alleged hitting him with a golf club is domestic violence) -earn back what he paid her in 18 mths
Tiger should declare he's a Democrat and this whole thing would disappear
Let's see Oprah do a show on "women who marry for $$"
Tiggy better get him some massive anti-STD meds, just in case. As for his little "timeout" from golf, who cares? I cheer for guys who aren't media-celebrated.
I think he's going to off himself if more come out. his whole career and image is a facade. It sounds like homie was going to OD the night of the accident anyway. his life is his career and once that's fucked, he has nothing.
Hellloo......Tigers wife did not marry him for his looks. Why should she be surprised if another blonde goldigger or two show up. If I was that rich I wouldn't be married at all. She should be glad she wasn't stupid enough to marry OJ...... it is a lower standard of maorality that tolerates this kind of idiocy in the first place....
Hellloo......Tigers wife did not marry him for his looks. Why should she be surprised if another blonde goldigger or two show up. If I was that rich I wouldn't be married at all. She should be glad she wasn't stupid enough to marry OJ...... it is a lower standard of maorality that tolerates this kind of idiocy in the first place....
56 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI now root for Sean O'Hair, bye bye Eldick.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 16:55:54
Good! I truly hope he never plays again. I think golf is the greatest waste of time the human race has come up with.
Still, it will be nice to see someone else win for a change.
By Mike, on December 11, 2009 16:58:44
It doesn't surprise me at all. What else could he do at this point? He's let the situation spin out of control. Sad.
I, for one, hope he never plays again. It would be a sad thing to see a past-prime Tiger play. It would be like watching Jordan play for the Wizards. But, if he's going to be a dope, and not take the hit, then so be it. He should have called Letterman for advice, it would have been over by now.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 17:15:08
Tiger has recieved enormous fame at an early age and, we must not forget his fathers death, and he is swimming. Lets lay off the judgement.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 17:15:41
He's an asshole and always has been. I don't think he gives two shits about his "family". He's doing this as a last ditch effort to save his professional career in hoping the furor dies down and people forget. Fuck him, he sucks.
By coolpapa, on December 11, 2009 17:34:54
This is what happens when Black men hate themselves, internalize racist stereotypes and reject Black women as well as their own Mathematic Blackness in favor of an endless, futile effort to try and be white. "Tiger" Woods is Exhibit A. Clarance Thomas (ALSO married to a white woman + known for his sexual issues) is Exhibit B. And there are many more. It would be funny if it weren't so very, very depressing.
By Afrika Islam, on December 11, 2009 18:06:05
Bah humbug! I call BS. His retirement will last just as long as his sponsors deem it appropriate. After that (let's say a year or two max) he'll be back and so will be his sheeple fans and supporters. Murricans just love their fake ass idols and their comeback stories.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 18:11:00
4, so if your daddy dies it's okay for you to cheat on your wife with disgusting whores? I'll stick to judging, thanks.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 18:13:27
When he comes back out of retirement will he still be called Tiger, or Cheetah? Come on he's a golfer, who expects him to play only one hole??
By dude, on December 11, 2009 18:16:57
Big fucking deal. It is the end of the season anyway. Let's see if this "indefinite leave" lasts after the beginning of next season.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 18:30:03
Tiger, do not apologize for what you have already done. Get a divorce, set yourself and your wife free so you can both continue with your lives. I do not think you are sorry for what you did and you will not change. Be true to yourself and get out of that marriage. It is absolutely ridiculous when you say that you want to work on your marriage. What's the point? What marriage?
By Brenda Aide, on December 11, 2009 18:31:57
What a turd thinking he was untouchable.I hope Elin gets that half billion $$ and hooks up with some Nordic God.All those gaping loose trashy ho's need 2 make they money and come out now to get in on that Tiger Train. Tiger can fo sho get some new sponsership from Valtrex and Juggs magazine. Next time we see him he be sportin some gangsta tatts of Elin's name on his neck
By P. MICKELSON, on December 11, 2009 19:21:27
I just don't get it. Your young , rich beyond rich, and famous.
WHY get married?
PlayPLAY sleep with every shank that moves.
Booze it up. Gamble. Just follow the path to the gaming private tables.Shop. Spend. Buy-yachts, an island. Be young and restless.
Happy 38th birthday!!! Blow out your candles and NOW look for a marriage,kids,a life partner.
During your 20's,act like there is no tommorw for when you are young, there is no tomorrow.
By Old, poor and not famous, on December 11, 2009 19:33:28
Retiring from golf?! How will Mankind cope?
In other news, the captain of the French national soccer team spent Thursday evening getting his salad tossed by three beautiful Indonesian lady-boys. When informed, his corporate sponsors issued the following statement - "Le yawn."
Sucks not being French, eh Tiger?
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 19:58:38
It's an indefinite break, not a retirement. He'll be back before the Masters, if not Arnie's tourney. NO woman is worth giving up what he has, and what he does on the golf course.
By Birdieguy, on December 11, 2009 20:11:00
Indefinite leave doesn't mean retirement.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 20:27:38
Tiger has the WORST handlers of all time. If he just came clean in a press conference, busted out the "I am sex addict" excuse, and did a interview with Barbara "Softball" Walters, he could be halfway through this by February.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 20:37:03
yeah tiger needs to work on saving his marriage.
before the sex tape hits.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 20:40:38
#13 great advice.
I'm not saying, I'm just saying, If Tiger is looking for high-class escorts to have deep conversations with, I wonder how deep his wife is...
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 21:32:50
The real reason he's quitting golf is that it makes for more time for him to chase poontang with me.
By Bill Clinton, on December 11, 2009 21:48:04
well at least he admitted, instead of pretending hes all innocent. but its his fault he let it get to this point...
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 22:47:32
He is only sorry that he got caught..Elin sould still kick him to the curb.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 00:44:14
Here's the plan:
1- "Retire"
2- Have his lawyers let it "slip" that he's being treated for sex addiction
3- Oprah
4- Return to the links (and the sponsors)
5- Turn money faucet back on
6- Oh sexy girrrrrl-freeeeend!!
By Ragno, on December 12, 2009 01:17:55
To all Tiger's "ladies" who are complaining via the media: You were his WHORES - nothing more. He doesn't owe you anything! He used you for sex, plain and simple. Please don't go on Dateline and complain that he didn't help you out with rent or get you a birthday gift. For cripes sakes, buy a clue....
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 01:22:17
Why are these mistresses surprised when another one comes out of the Woodswork? See what I did there....
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 01:23:04
The bible is pretty clear that once someone cheats, you don't have a marriage, and you can divorce. Lots of Christians today tell the wife she should forgive, but it's biblically incorrect. There is no marriage in the eyes of God. The only honest way out of this is to divorce. He can court Erin afterwards and try to remarry if she'll have him. Of course trying to cheat her on the divorce settlement won't help if he wants to remarry. They can even live in separate wings of that huge house so he can see the kids. But Erin needs to get clear to herself that she does not have a marriage, and Tiger should be starting from square one. No matter what the prenup stated, with child support she will have enough to live on. She doesn't have to stay with him ten years just to get a few extra $$. She's free. Tiger's the one that screwed up, she shouldn't be ashamed.
And the girls who made money from the tabloids bragging about their affair are whores, period. Good luck finding a nice decent man to marry and start a family! Good luck in the future when they have kids and expected to be treated as just another Mom at the PTA!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 03:51:21
Why does he owe his wife more than the mistresses?
Seriously. When are we going to dump this notion that you get a man's life because you are his wife? Change the laws.
Guys, quit buying into it. No marriage=keep *your* money.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 03:59:58
"The bible is pretty clear..."
I stopped reading there.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 04:30:54
I wonder if makers of AMBIEN will make him a spokesperson!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 04:46:08
Pffff. Please. Just a tactic to wait until the whole thing blows over, as advised by his managers, lawyers, accountants etc etc etc, even his sponsors. Pure cynical move. Like anyone gives a crap about morality in the US today; not after good 'ol cigar-weilding Slick Willie Clinton.
Thing is, even if he does retire, so what? He's already made a billion. Find a way to take the money back on grounds of Woods making false pretenses and deceiving the public, now that would hurt, and send the right message to the world. Of course, that'll never happen. Oh well.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 05:29:05
I don't honestly think Tiger ever even enjoyed the game of golf, I think he just played it because of his Joe Jackson-ish dad and now that he's dead he wants to break loose and do his own thing. He'll probably screw off for a while and continue to be an ass but eventually he will tire of HOs and start some kind of business or go back to school. This is what happens when parents are too pushy.
By Rabbitt, on December 12, 2009 06:47:31
27- he owes his wife more because, duh, that's his WIFE. They exchanged vows promising to honor, love and cherish. Whether or not, you believe in the institution that is marriage, Tiger did( at least at the time) and he is obligated to abide by those vows. If he felt he could never live by those vows, yes, he never should have gotten married. Marriage is people who honestly want a life long commitment. It's not for publicity.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 06:51:24
Tiger will become very bored very quickly with pretending to be a "good husband and dad" routine. Six months, tops. By then he'll be so desperate to get out that half a billion dollars will look like a bargain.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 07:19:30
Let the pig hide in shame. Squeel Squeel squeel your way into hiding PIG! What a disgusting asshole he is. He stinks like an asshole. We should collectively hate him for his cowardice, his vile conduct and the lies he sold publicly of a family man and upstanding person. He deserve the venom of an angry nation. Mock him. Speak ill of him to all. Buy nothing associated with him. Hate his soul. Hate him down to his DNA. Bastard!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 09:12:51
Boy! some people with their comments really do have serious issues.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 09:28:48
#12, calm down, svastika guy.
Elin looks like a 2$ dollar ho, or like we say in my country, a "lykkejeger"(goldigger)And let`s not forget the rodent face.
And real "nordic gods" like latinas and asian.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 10:01:12
I think it's ridiculous that he's at least temporarily retiring from golf. I personally don't give two shits what athletes do with their lives. If I did, I'd have to protest the entire Cincinnati Bengals team. If this guy had 500 girlfriends everywhere, why the fuck would it matter to me?
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 10:16:00
Fuck you,tigger.
By Golf., on December 12, 2009 10:39:14
So much trouble from what began as a minor fender bender. It looks like all the media vultures got their way. Tiger is boo-hooing and apologizing to everyone from God to the pool guy. I agree with #11, it is like what I said on an earlier post. His marriage clearly didn't work for whatever reason in the first place and now it is toast. Unsalvageable! Don't beat the dead horse. He's not the only guy in America that doinks whores because his marriage sucks. Let Go!
Yeah Tiger needs to do what Letterman did. Just admit he's not perfect and he's an ass hole sometimes. Say all that sex keeps his abs tight and it's good for his golf game. Let the talk show hosts have their fun for a week or so and laugh it off. Then he can go hang out in Vegas with Rodman and a harem of hookers and nobody will care. I already don't.
By Underpants Gnome, on December 12, 2009 10:51:18
Excuse me while i giggle insanely, people love when other people crash and burn, because it's not them. Those whom the gods would destroy they first make proud.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 11:34:57
@#6- Guess we don't live in a post-racial society.
Who cares if someone is black or white if they are single? Shouldn't you be out jihadin' given your name anyway?
By Abu Bubu, on December 12, 2009 13:53:27
He had the hottest piece of ass ever at home and he went out and bagged a bunch of fugly cocktail waitresses that probably have a long line of rich Johns they have fucked. I hope his dick falls off.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 16:28:23
Tiger got married to improve his image. He is incapable of being in a committed relationship.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 17:01:15
The bible is pretty clear that once someone cheats, you don't have a marriage...
So what you're saying is that Tiger should have gone with concubines instead. I like that answer!
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 17:07:38
#25- Yeah, I saw.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 18:31:29
I hope he gets cancer and dies a slow painful death for the hurt he's caused his family. That's honestly how I feel about the asshole.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 20:14:09
I don't get it. He's got a hot Swedish nanny waiting for him at home, and he cheats with a bunch of plastic-titted, fugly hos.
By anonymous, on December 12, 2009 20:28:07
A woman has sex for $$ and she's a whore
A woman stays married for $$ and she's not???
Elin's saying "pay me or trade me"
Tiger should call her bluff:
-give her 6 figures $$
-get custody of the kids (b/c he's cheat doesn't
usually matter but her alleged hitting him with a
golf club is domestic violence)
-earn back what he paid her in 18 mths
Tiger should declare he's a Democrat and this
whole thing would disappear
Let's see Oprah do a show on "women who marry for $$"
By Rick, on December 13, 2009 03:32:55
He is so full of shit.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 04:51:10
Don't care!!! BYE BYE!! SEE YA!!!! PEACE!!!
By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 06:42:07
Tiggy better get him some massive anti-STD meds, just in case. As for his little "timeout" from golf, who cares? I cheer for guys who aren't media-celebrated.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 08:25:21
I think he's going to off himself if more come out. his whole career and image is a facade. It sounds like homie was going to OD the night of the accident anyway. his life is his career and once that's fucked, he has nothing.
By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 09:01:19
#52 - excellent point
By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 09:38:54
The Negro took our dates.
By Flounder P. Delta, on December 13, 2009 10:16:14
Hellloo......Tigers wife did not marry him for his looks. Why should she be surprised if another blonde goldigger or two show up. If I was that rich I wouldn't be married at all. She should be glad she wasn't stupid enough to marry OJ...... it is a lower standard of maorality that tolerates this kind of idiocy in the first place....
By Dave Brickner, on December 14, 2009 03:54:17
Hellloo......Tigers wife did not marry him for his looks. Why should she be surprised if another blonde goldigger or two show up. If I was that rich I wouldn't be married at all. She should be glad she wasn't stupid enough to marry OJ...... it is a lower standard of maorality that tolerates this kind of idiocy in the first place....
By Dave Brickner, on December 14, 2009 03:54:27
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