Nothing wrong with paying for whores. As Tiger is finding out after getting caught with gold-diggers, he's going to pay anyway, so why not pay chicks who will shut their trap.
I will NEVER understand why beautiful women stoop to being whores/porn stars. If these girls just got waitressing jobs in top upscale restaurants they could make decent money and meet a rich man to marry. It's so easy for a pretty girl to land a wealthy man why lower yourself to sleeping with disgusting sleazeballs on camera?
Given the way Tiger's conquests-for-cash are trending down the evolutionary ladder - ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, ugly-ugly - he's only got one pit-stop left to make: a three-day Oxy-Anal Getaway Weekend with the Sicilian Piltdown Bikini Team from JERSEY SHORE.
After which, hopefully, he jets to Bangkok and orders up the David Carradine Rope-a-Dope from room service.
Tiger should have not gotten married. Play.If he were single and all of these sluts were comig out of the woodwork,paid one too, all fans,sponsors,family,friends,press,would be likeok.Coool.Even good for him. If he were married toElin and did all ofthis,ok.Sayhe wouldgive her10million to walkaway.Hiscamp could spin it that wayin that it was never a realmarriage,...she got 10million..they love and resepct each otehr...hewas never hardly home...the people ,press,sponors would be,hmm,ok.ok. BUT,he is married andhashad two babies within the last 4-3 yrs.andhe was who'reing outhere while being with Elin-nasty.Serious.Dangerous. Shameful.THis isdangerous,health wise,dangerous legally because he took pay from these companies and signed their moral cluses.
Tiger's not merely digging himself a deeper grave-he's plowing towards the center of the earth with a diamond-tipped drill shaped like his very, very busy penis.
Braun surmises that people like Woods utilized her business because "it's supposed to be discreet. When you pay it's established that it's a business relationship. You don't have a girl thinking he is going to leave his wife for her and they will fall in love and have a fairy tale relationship."
.. "supposed to be discreet" seems to be the key phrase here. Who in their right mind will have Braun book for them now? You are shitting where you eat, Ms. Braun.
Certainly alledgedly paying excessive amounts of money for blond, ugly, lilly-white whores does NOT mean Tiger represented racial stereotypes that sadly still afflict our country regarding black men pursuing unattractive white women. Certainly Tiger was merely trying to mend the wounds of years of racial discrimination and disharmony, many times, and in-and-out. Up against the wall, in the bed... etc.. One day people will understand his pure and humanitarian motives. Yeah baby.
Unless he was serious about and married someone like Elin (which obviously he did), he'd never have much of a chance with someone as beautiful as her. He may be rich but he's still hideously ugly, and he plays one of the most boring-ass games on earth. I mean really Tiger, you're half black, so what are you doing tapping a ball around with a stick? You should be running or playing basketball.
Oh, and I don't think that the money Elin will get out of this marriage will compensate for the fact that she has ugly kids. She could have had gorgeous little look-alikes, but instead they're weird looking things.
But anyway, you can't blame a black man from trying to get away from his marriage, particularly now that he has kids.
# 2 I totally agree. However, I think it has to do with very low self esteem. And I'm pretty sure that's a man he is interviewing. Gross. Gross. Gross.
So much for paying $40K for a "discreet" fuck. I hope that dumbass, Michelle Braun, loses all her clients because she doesn't know the meaning of "discreet"! Or maybe she means "discrete", not "discreet". Either way, she has no business running an escort service. BTW, I think Tiger Woods is a dumbass piece of shit that should get his dick shot off.
She's running her mouth because she has a book coming out and a reality series in the works; at least that's what she says. She makes no bones about joining the bandwagon for selfish reasons.
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT THEY ARE SO DAM PERFECT! I'M SURE THERE ARE SKELETONS IN YOUR CLOSET. I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT! THEN AGIAN MAYBE ELIN IS ALL THAT GREAT OF A WIFE TOO! IT NONE OF ANYONES BUSINESS BUT THERE'S THIS SHIT IS GETTING OLD.
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Leave Your CommentNothing wrong with paying for whores. As Tiger is finding out after getting caught with gold-diggers, he's going to pay anyway, so why not pay chicks who will shut their trap.
In any case, Tiger is no one's idea of a player.
By Sevenmack, on December 11, 2009 02:27:24
I will NEVER understand why beautiful women stoop to being whores/porn stars. If these girls just got waitressing jobs in top upscale restaurants they could make decent money and meet a rich man to marry. It's so easy for a pretty girl to land a wealthy man why lower yourself to sleeping with disgusting sleazeballs on camera?
By Don't get it, on December 11, 2009 03:01:42
You paid them so they won't blab and go away after you're done with 'em, these ones don't.
The amateur&professional skank-parade wouldn't be a problem if he didn't have a WIFE and 2 tiny kids at home, what a loser!
By runElinRUN!, on December 11, 2009 03:02:05
"Girl next-door look"? I've lived in a lot of places, but none of them had a blonde with huge tits as a neighbor.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 03:10:05
Tiger must be rubbing it raw these days, I bet his lack of busty sluts is killing him inside.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 03:12:45
"these ones"? Really?
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 03:19:17
Given the way Tiger's conquests-for-cash are trending down the evolutionary ladder - ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, ugly-ugly - he's only got one pit-stop left to make: a three-day Oxy-Anal Getaway Weekend with the Sicilian Piltdown Bikini Team from JERSEY SHORE.
After which, hopefully, he jets to Bangkok and orders up the David Carradine Rope-a-Dope from room service.
By Ragno, on December 11, 2009 03:20:24
A business relationship where she goes and tells on you for publicity as soon as your caught. Nice.
By ASh, on December 11, 2009 03:26:10
Tiger Woods is a fucking scumbag.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 03:31:49
@#8 EXACTLY!
What happened to discretion?!
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 03:57:45
One has to wonder WHAT ELSE Tiger has done that has yet to come out ... ??? Is there anything left? Did he bang Adam Lambert, too?
By Midlife Bachelor, on December 11, 2009 04:20:07
I'm 92% sure that the person in this video is a man.
By Justin, on December 11, 2009 04:25:55
This whole thing is sad. If you're paying Tiger as a sponsor, you HAVE to speak up and denounce him soon. Sucks to be EA Sports.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 05:04:54
Um cute college girl next door types?
Both of those skanks look like they belong on the Rock of Love bus and the one looks like she's about 45
not exactly what I would call "cute" or "girl next door"
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 05:04:56
Also...Billy likes soda. Ms. Lippey's car is green.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 05:09:01
Tiger should have not gotten married.
Play.If he were single and all of these sluts were comig out of the woodwork,paid one too, all fans,sponsors,family,friends,press,would be likeok.Coool.Even good for him.
If he were married toElin and did all ofthis,ok.Sayhe wouldgive her10million to walkaway.Hiscamp could spin it that wayin that it was never a realmarriage,...she got 10million..they love and resepct each otehr...hewas never hardly home...the people ,press,sponors would be,hmm,ok.ok.
BUT,he is married andhashad two babies within the last 4-3 yrs.andhe was who'reing outhere while being with Elin-nasty.Serious.Dangerous. Shameful.THis isdangerous,health wise,dangerous legally because he took pay from these companies and signed their moral cluses.
By Team Elin, on December 11, 2009 06:09:03
Tiger's not merely digging himself a deeper grave-he's plowing towards the center of the earth with a diamond-tipped drill shaped like his very, very busy penis.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 06:12:55
Ahhh... it's good to have money isn't it?
By Paul, on December 11, 2009 07:04:01
Tiger is one ugly nigga
By Chris Brown, on December 11, 2009 07:08:49
the chick in that video freightened me with her voice.
By i don't like you in any way, on December 11, 2009 07:30:44
Makes me almost glad I'm not rich.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 07:31:01
What I've learned from all of this is pass on blondes. They'll more trouble than they're worth.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 07:36:26
learn to use spaces so your paragraph that you wrote there would make sense
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 07:37:53
Boy! Does this Michelle sucked at her job. Keep it discreet & professional my ass! Hypocrites one & all!
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 07:42:53
Braun surmises that people like Woods utilized her business because "it's supposed to be discreet. When you pay it's established that it's a business relationship. You don't have a girl thinking he is going to leave his wife for her and they will fall in love and have a fairy tale relationship."
.. "supposed to be discreet" seems to be the key phrase here. Who in their right mind will have Braun book for them now? You are shitting where you eat, Ms. Braun.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 08:05:08
Certainly alledgedly paying excessive amounts of money for blond, ugly, lilly-white whores does NOT mean Tiger represented racial stereotypes that sadly still afflict our country regarding black men pursuing unattractive white women.
Certainly Tiger was merely trying to mend the wounds of years of racial discrimination and disharmony, many times, and in-and-out. Up against the wall, in the bed... etc..
One day people will understand his pure and humanitarian motives. Yeah baby.
By Reverends Al & Jessie, on December 11, 2009 11:26:59
Unless he was serious about and married someone like Elin (which obviously he did), he'd never have much of a chance with someone as beautiful as her. He may be rich but he's still hideously ugly, and he plays one of the most boring-ass games on earth. I mean really Tiger, you're half black, so what are you doing tapping a ball around with a stick? You should be running or playing basketball.
Oh, and I don't think that the money Elin will get out of this marriage will compensate for the fact that she has ugly kids. She could have had gorgeous little look-alikes, but instead they're weird looking things.
But anyway, you can't blame a black man from trying to get away from his marriage, particularly now that he has kids.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 16:02:44
# 2 I totally agree. However, I think it has to do with very low self esteem. And I'm pretty sure that's a man he is interviewing. Gross. Gross. Gross.
By anonymous, on December 11, 2009 17:07:43
You mean you can't trust pimps and whores to keep your secrets?
What a world!
By Captain Sarcasticus, on December 11, 2009 20:14:11
So much for paying $40K for a "discreet" fuck. I hope that dumbass, Michelle Braun, loses all her clients because she doesn't know the meaning of "discreet"! Or maybe she means "discrete", not "discreet". Either way, she has no business running an escort service. BTW, I think Tiger Woods is a dumbass piece of shit that should get his dick shot off.
By Superman, on December 11, 2009 23:15:53
She's running her mouth because she has a book coming out and a reality series in the works; at least that's what she says. She makes no bones about joining the bandwagon for selfish reasons.
By jaye, on December 12, 2009 07:52:29
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Even sooner by a blond with fake tits.
By Underpants Gnome, on December 12, 2009 10:58:11
What I don't get is how this Michelle Braune admitting that she runs an escort service. She must want the cops and the IRS to show up and arrest her.
By Joe, on December 12, 2009 12:52:48
What a DUMBASS. He has that hot swedish ass at home to hammer, and he's got to pound paid for hooker pussy?
Sorry, I was wrong; he's not a dumbass. That would be an insult to dumbasses...
By anonymous, on December 13, 2009 14:41:38
wow, so much for being 'discreet'
I'll remember that when im rich and famous
By anonymous, on December 14, 2009 07:17:05
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT THEY ARE SO DAM PERFECT! I'M SURE THERE ARE SKELETONS IN YOUR CLOSET. I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT! THEN AGIAN MAYBE ELIN IS ALL THAT GREAT OF A WIFE TOO! IT NONE OF ANYONES BUSINESS BUT THERE'S THIS SHIT IS GETTING OLD.
By anonymous, on December 15, 2009 05:01:54
#22 what makes you think those women are blonde?
By anonymous, on December 16, 2009 21:59:11
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