No one seems to GET IT, MAN! Look closely: see how her skin is like a loosely fitting latex costume?
This chick is no chick. She's a Chinese robot drone designed to collect DNA deposits from the most talented and illustrious Americans for use in genetic experiments back home.
Don't kid yourself and imagine that the Chinese will be content to dominate global manufacturing, commodities, gymnastics, and Hong Kong. They badly want golf. Why? Because they hate religion and we all know that football and golf are the two great enemies of church attendance--far beyond the tear gas and rubber bullets the Chinks use today.
Lord knows, they've been plying the NFL with robot whores FOREVER!
Maybe his hot swedish wife was a prude? Doesn't justify it but just cause she's hot and swedish doesn't mean she's immune from getting cheated on. Oh and comment #1 was just ignorant.
Even his whores are pissed-off at the sheer number of skanks the guy was nailing. Not only will he have to hand over half of everything to his wife, but he also has to pay through the ass to keep his numerous other skanky conquests quiet LOL. It's like he dug himself a deep hole, filled it with shit and dove in cannonball-style.
His wife must be skeeved out of her mind after getting a look at the parade of dirty, raunchy sluts her hubby was bedding. Each one is a bigger mess than the last. Tiger's writing the book on how to destroy a marriage and career, it's an epic fail on a scale never before seen.
You know, I really don't agree with violence of any kind but after seeing all these girls he is supposedly linked...well, I can't say I wouldn't make sure that a golf club had direct contact with that man's frontal lobe.
Anal is not cool. That's where the poop comes out. You know, the smelly, bacterial fecal matter that makes your nose hairs burn? Imagine that on your pecker with a butterbean.
What's the problem? Tiger only has to do a couple of public service announcements to save his millions in endorsements. " Hi, this is Tiger. Friends don't let friends hump trashy cocktail waitresses/porn stars who keep all your text messages to sell them to the tabloids because you are one cooze-addicted ass." See? Problem solved.
To summarize, it appears Swedish chicks do not accomodate regular trips up the Hershey highway, so that requires consorting with sleazy two-baggers who have bolt ons. Maybe Tiger will start exploring crack dens next?
18 Comments:
Leave Your CommentAids will take care of all these trashy folks ALL of them including the Swedish wife, and the children, they are all low-life trash.
By Steve Drill, on December 10, 2009 08:54:21
Oh come on, I think she is pretty damn hot! I'd use rubbers (and ask my wife for permission), but she is prettier than Rachel Urchin (sic).
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 08:55:38
Tiger is looking like the biggest buffoon in America right now.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 09:05:49
No one seems to GET IT, MAN! Look closely: see how her skin is like a loosely fitting latex costume?
This chick is no chick. She's a Chinese robot drone designed to collect DNA deposits from the most talented and illustrious Americans for use in genetic experiments back home.
Don't kid yourself and imagine that the Chinese will be content to dominate global manufacturing, commodities, gymnastics, and Hong Kong. They badly want golf. Why? Because they hate religion and we all know that football and golf are the two great enemies of church attendance--far beyond the tear gas and rubber bullets the Chinks use today.
Lord knows, they've been plying the NFL with robot whores FOREVER!
By Caractacus, on December 10, 2009 09:09:47
Maybe his hot swedish wife was a prude? Doesn't justify it but just cause she's hot and swedish doesn't mean she's immune from getting cheated on. Oh and comment #1 was just ignorant.
By stating the obvious, on December 10, 2009 09:12:13
You can find Joslyn James advertising as an escort on Pamela Peaks web site.
FOX News already reported on Holly Sampson advertising as an escort.
Tiger Woods' Alleged Porn Star Lover Advertised as Escort, Acted on 'Wonder Years'
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 09:23:37
Hot Swedish Wives don't take it on the pooper. Desperate pornstars do.
Also, hot Swedish wives are not always on the PGA tour with you. Pornstars make house calls.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 09:24:59
Even his whores are pissed-off at the sheer number of skanks the guy was nailing. Not only will he have to hand over half of everything to his wife, but he also has to pay through the ass to keep his numerous other skanky conquests quiet LOL. It's like he dug himself a deep hole, filled it with shit and dove in cannonball-style.
His wife must be skeeved out of her mind after getting a look at the parade of dirty, raunchy sluts her hubby was bedding. Each one is a bigger mess than the last. Tiger's writing the book on how to destroy a marriage and career, it's an epic fail on a scale never before seen.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 09:39:26
#4...I was thinking the same thing.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 10:19:04
Holy stretch marks batman! Is the map to Tiger's cock imprinted on her ass?
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 10:43:34
You know, I really don't agree with violence of any kind but after seeing all these girls he is supposedly linked...well, I can't say I wouldn't make sure that a golf club had direct contact with that man's frontal lobe.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 11:46:11
Dogface. Stretchmarks. Hepatitis A, B and C. Ack!
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 11:57:00
Anal is not cool. That's where the poop comes out. You know, the smelly, bacterial fecal matter that makes your nose hairs burn? Imagine that on your pecker with a butterbean.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 12:34:17
Those basketballs affixed to her chest look really painful.
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 12:47:39
yeah, her breasts look like a botched science experiment.
but c'mon guys...a lot of women have stretch marks. They just airbrush them out. Looks like they couldn't afford much airbrushing for this photo.
By A, on December 10, 2009 14:19:56
What's the problem?
Tiger only has to do a couple of public service announcements to save his millions in endorsements.
" Hi, this is Tiger. Friends don't let friends hump trashy cocktail waitresses/porn stars who keep all your text messages to sell them to the tabloids because you are one cooze-addicted ass."
See? Problem solved.
By The Publicist for Global Warming, on December 10, 2009 14:32:43
To summarize, it appears Swedish chicks do not accomodate regular trips up the Hershey highway, so that requires consorting with sleazy two-baggers who have bolt ons.
Maybe Tiger will start exploring crack dens next?
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 15:19:04
I thought Tiger only fed on the blonde meat?
By anonymous, on December 10, 2009 21:58:53
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