Tiger should have his Man Card taken away for being stupid enough to cheat on his wife, especially when she's that hot. What the fuck is wrong with him? I mean, yeah, he's the richest athlete in the world, but come on!
#3- How hot his wife is has nothing to do with it. He cheated because it's impossible for his wife to have someone else's vagina. He's not out there looking to bang someone hotter. It's that urge for variety. You know... the spice of life.
Something tells me that when a picture of this waitress gets out she'll be revealed as a major downgrade. That's how the celebs do it, right? Marry a smoking, smoking piece and then on the side bang the non-famous equivalent of Fergie.
I hate cheaters. I hate them. I don't hate hoes, or people who eff hoes, but I DO hate when someone makes a vow to be faithful to their partner and then pisses on it.
It's NOT human behavior to cheat, for men or women. It's human behavior to have sex with many people, sure, but if you want to get married, and have CHILDREN for God's sake, then you vow that your spouse can trust you. If you can't do that, get a divorce, and be the happy whore you want to be.
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So, Tiger, when you endanger the PUBLIC streets and then call on the PUBLIC rescue service to help, the PUBLIC has no right to know just why they have been burdened?
I don't speak for all, but I don't want to hear every gory detail. I only get interested when there are obvious lies being served my way. It's an insult, and if you are going to try to insult me, after using MY system and abusing MY trust, you are not going to be about to hide behind the cloak of "privacy" any more. THIS is why voicemails like this are hitting the internet: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212
Looks like Tigger's gone back to the Asian side with this.
And... Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.
Well, hitting a little white ball around a field really really well should not require being remunerated in the hundreds of millions of dollars either but, there you go. Oh well. Life's a bitch then you die, right?
Point a finger on a man who never cheated. It is in their instincts. weak against temptations. tsk tsk. as for Tiger I have nothing but respect for him and his wife, and I think the media should leave them live their lives in peace. for the mistresses who didnt have a chunk of tiger wood and they have their teeth out to bite, remember he is after all a TIGER.
What a dumbass! He can hit this hot ass anytime he wants, and he goes out looking for other pussy? Dumbass is going to lose over $100 million in the divorce, not to mention all his endorsements.
Tiger only has himself to blame. What are those kids, nine months and two years? Crap dude, let that vagina REST for a minute, and let the girl get back into shape before you knock her up again if you want to keep your marriage fresh. If you wanna keep your woman barefoot and preggers. that's your prerogative, but don't think that entitles you to lay up with some 21-year old because your wife doesn't have a tight bod or isn't fawning over you anymore. You did the damage, now love on your wife, tool.
Come on Tiger, you need to choose your extras more carefully. I am sure he thought he was getting away with it and just got sloppy covering things up. Now that it's out, every single one of these girls will come forward to cash in. Can't blame a man for what comes naturally but it's a shame the wife has to have this shit go public.
P.S "Professional athlete" & "golfer" should not be in the same sentence. I refuse to recognize something where you stand still and hit a tiny ball, walk or get in a cart to once again stand still and hit a tiny white ball a sport. Skill yes. Sport.. NO.
Tiger needs to learn the lesson that all the great philanderers knew: always screw people in a social station ABOVE YOU. They'll never talk about it, because they have more to lose than you do.
But if you screw some tramp tending bar in Vegas, she's going to open that big maw at the first sign of interest from TMZ--just like she did for you in the first place!
Granted, this limits the options severely for the highest paid athlete in the world, but it still leaves perfectly good opportunities: he could have screwed, say, one of Al Gore's daughters or maybe Angelina Jolie when she gets crabby at Brad. And there must be any number of heiresses and other rich bitches hanging out at golf clubs who'd love to have Tiger putting on their greens.
He should have just gone to a professional working girl from a reputable establishment, not some bar fame obsessed whore, to have his "personal and private" business done. High end whores don't blab. The service ladies of DC are a perfect example.
That said, why be married if you want to be out sleazing around? What a turd.
Some of the men on this site actually believe that all men cheat. Not every man is a piece of shit.
That said, I'll never get married again. Perhaps I've been reading this column too long, and I'm starting to believe the sleazebags here who are addicted to porn and think cheating is ok.
lol #9 - and BTW was this even an apology? It was less "sorry I screwed dirty hoes" and more "how dare you invade my privacy after I crashed my car on a public street?" wah, wah, me me. The real victim isn't my wife - it's me! Because, you know, I got busted and now you all know about it. Gross.
#5. I don't understand how men can claim they want variety (i.e. one wife will apparently NEVER satisfy). And silly though that claim is, they sit back smirking in their chair, unaware that if they're actually correct then their wives are probably sneaking out the back door every night trying to find some 8-inchers to fuck. Because let's be honest...one tiny little 5-incher isn't even going to keep the ugly fat chicks satisfied for long.
Wow. How quickly the faithful fans turn on you. Dude crash his own ride & we worry about how many women he slept with than be glad he isn't dead from the crash. Now all these bitches come out of thin air just to get their little fame. I don't believe them no matter what flimsy evidence they have. His family will get through this. he'll still be playing golf. People really need to stop putting athletes & celebrites like god figures. Live your own fucking life! Go Tiger!
# 12: How the hell do YOU know he could have hit his wife's hot ass at any time? From the outside looking in you don't know if she 'cut him off' or not. I'm not trying to defend the man but you can't always think that when you see a man with a hot woman he gets to fuck her on demand.
When that dumbass cheated on Shania Twain everyone thought the same thing... including me. Then someone mentioned that she may have turned into a woman who didn't ever want to have sex. If that doesn't cause a man to go wandering... I don't know what will.
If you don't like tiger now because he let you down after this, then you got some issues with your own self. Do what you gotta do but I'm pretty sure that he's not losing any sleep over your crazy ass.
Fucking idiot. You have to be amazingly selfish to get married when you fully intend to cheat throughout your marriage. AND he chose to have kids too. Still, this relationship has lasted longer than most black men's.
I wasn't going to say anything but now that Tiger has released a statement I don't see any reason for remaining silent. I also had an affair with Tiger Woods. It lasted for 13 months.
This is in answer to the post saying "it is NOT human nature to cheat" well, you're right about the cheating part, but it is in the male nature to want a pussy other than his wife's. That is the way it is. I know a lot of guys are happily married, but they ALL want to bang someone else around. But that's all it is, just banging around, they love their wives, it's just the excitement of having some variety.
We got taken out of the wilderness and tamed and are told to stay with one person, when it's not natural. Men want to go to different people all the time.
#31 Nice racism there dude. Just like Obama isn't black right? You realize it's possible to be black, asian, and white at the same time right? Dumbass.
The only lesson here is: if you have money DO NOT GET MARRIED, ever, under ANY circumstances. If you have Tiger money, clam is everywhere for a dime a dozen, no need to put all your eggs in one basket AND be obligated to hand her half of everything when it collapses. It's like a lottery for simply having a vag and no vag is worth half a billion dollars.
At the end of the day it is apparent that Tiger wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Let's see, you pick up your strange in Las Vegas, obviously a TON of discreet women there! Then you make sure to pick.... celebrity f'ers! Gee, I'll never get caught, he thought. Is he a brain surgeon or what? Hope his wife gets him to put all his money and property in her name, has him tested for all kinds of shit ranging from Aids to swine flu, and wears his balls as a necklace. Dumb arse.
I also had an affair with Tiger Woods. I met him when he did a segment for Seseme Street. he told me I was the only one and that green was the only color that meant anything to him. I am disappointed in him.
If I was rich I'd never get married. Good god, why would you want to?? All you do is leave your ass wide open to some gold-digging whore. Just get a vasectomy, then date or hump high-priced escorts at will! Then when you die leave it all to some charity or something. Shit.
The man's worth something like a billion dollars. (Sure it's all money for nothing, but I repeat: a BILLION dollars.) And like it or not, anybody with a billion dollars who's perfectly content to rest his hot dog in the same soggy bun night after night after night either doesn't actually exist, or is some kind of space alien cloaking our minds to perceive him as human.
It doesn't matter that his wife's hot: he's had her already, to the tune of two kids. Put it this way: you can only physically drive one vehicle at a time, right? Now show me a billionaire <u>without</u> a fleet of exotic luxury cars, and I'll show you a Martian with a putty nose. Same deal.
And don't cry too much for Svenska, or Ingrid, or whatever his wife's name is. She came to the US as a Swedish au pair; shit, the Kennedys would order them up from Room Service two at a time!
Tiger is a fucking bitch, a fucking little pussy coward. I'm glad his hot little wife beat the shit out of him. Golf isn't a sport anyway. Golf is a game where little pussies call themselves bullshit names like "Tiger" and walk around in polo shirts hitting little plastic balls into tin cups. Fuck golf. Fuck Tiger.
What is it with this dude? He's got the hottest, tightest little piece of ass for a wife, who will give it up to him at a moment's notice, and he goes looking for skank coochie? He needs to be bitchslapped, beaten & body slammed.
I hope dumbass tiger has a iron-clad prenup, because him loving on skanks could cost him HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS in a divorce, not to mention HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS lost in endorsements cancelled or missed. He just may qualify as the world's most stupid dumbass...
# 12: How the hell do YOU know he could have hit his wife's hot ass at any time? From the outside looking in you don't know if she 'cut him off' or not. I'm not trying to defend the man but you can't always think that when you see a man with a hot woman he gets to fuck her on demand.
When that dumbass cheated on Shania Twain everyone thought the same thing... including me. Then someone mentioned that she may have turned into a woman who didn't ever want to have sex. If that doesn't cause a man to go wandering... I don't know what will.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:37:46 ------------------------------------------ You could be right about her turning into a controlling sexless bee-ach. I do know that, if my wife ever pulled the "we're never having sex again" bullshit on me, I'd be filing divorce papers before the day is out. Not so much about the sex part; I just can't stand fucked up head game attempted manipulation like that...
#53. Exactly. She pulls that shit, you divorce her and fuck as many other chicks as you want. Cheating's for pussies. If it was all alright and every man feels like it, why the sneaking around and hiding it? Why not declare straight up, "I'm fucking other women!"? Because you know it's wrong, that's why.
I agree with #6, the pics will reveal some butterfaced whore that he could have trawled from any mid-west univeristy campus. These celebs are more turned on by themselves and power over any woman.
And all you guys justifying this as unavoidable male behaviour are losers. Women have urges to cheat too and on average have WAY more opportunties to cheat, so we know the meaning of restraint thank you very much. Men sit around talking about banging pussy they'll never get and cheat with the first woman who pay's any attention.
His wife is way hot and the chicks he cheated on her with are fucking ugly!!!! If you cheat make sure you up your game not lower it!!! I'm just so grossed out and over this whole woods thing!!! He's a loser
Amazinng all the men saying they need variety, mulitiple pussies yah da yah da, but let their wife or girlfriend fuck another dude and they go apeshit. Why?
Man, if that chick even came anywhere close to cutting off her famous, rich husband from regular sex the way he likes it, she is a fooooooool.
Sex is the best honey pot women have to snag a man's interest and loyalty. Take away the sex--FOR ANY REASON--and the loyalty to the woman will start faltering, fast. Using the kids' needs, your job, a change in mood, claims that he is not good at it, whatever, as an EXCUSE doesn't. change. that. at. all.
Ladies, if you don't put out with enthusiasm on a regular basis, don't expect fidelity. Just the way it is.
Ok stop the insanity. Tiger's wife is not that hot and you all know it. She's just blonde. As blondes go, she's not a very hot one. She's got a couple bikini photo sets but if that qualifies her as an actual model, then fully half the chicks in LA are models. Tiger like Vegas Cock/Tail waitresses ie coke whores and club sluts. Maybe he will now wise up and take a page out of George Clooney's book. Clooney's been on the strip for years and knows not to give a ring to those sluts.
58- All I was saying at #5 is that monogamy goes against very deep biological/ evolutionary inclinations. Males of all species have a biological urge to propagate. In nature that means the more partners a male has the better chance he has to produce offsprings. Humans are different b/c we can overcome biological tendencies, but they are still there. That's all I'm saying. Right or wrong, it is in us. I'm not excusing, just trying to explain.
First off, none of this is anyone's business. This should be between Tiger and his wife, just like every normal married couple who is going through martial problems. Second, why is it ok that she beat the shit out of him? If the roles were reversed(she cheated and he beat on her), we would be crying out for his blood. Women everywhere would be boycotting him and demanding his nuts on silver platter. I'll never get the double standards of my own sex, I guess.
Sorry @ 61 but I call bullshit on your explanation. So men fuck multiple sluts if they have a wife or girlfriend because of their biological urge to procreate? Are you serious? Since women are the ones who actually produce the offspring why are they considered whores/sluts when they sleep with multiple men? Aren't those women just following their deep biological inclinations? Or is it only men that have this uncontrollable desire to propagate?
Sorry @ 61 but I call bull shit on your explanation. Are you serious, men cheat because they want to procreate? Then why are women considered sluts/whores when they cheat or sleep with mulitple men? Aren't they just giving in to their deep biological inclinations, since they are the ones that actually give birth? Or is it only men with the uncontrollable desire to propagate?
64/66- Social perceptions of infedelity are one thing. I'm talking about biology. Let me answer one at a time- 1. Yes..basically, not that men necesararly want a bunch of kids but sexual desire has a biological explanation. 2. I don't know/ care. 3. Yes...to some extent. 4. Almost across the board, males have a stonger desire to propagate the species than females. Think about it, males produce enough sperm to father millions of children. Women produce far fewer eggs and are limited by child bearing age and the inturruption of pregnancy itself.
68- Not really selling anything. There is a biological/ evolutionary explanation for all human behavior. Like I said, it doesn't mean men can't help it. They can, but men will fight the urge to stray while in a monogamous relationship. It's just true. Men have a subconcious urge to ensure their genetic legacy lives on. I'm not trying to excuse the behavior. You think women have a larger sexual appetite than men? no. Why do you think that is?
Tiger is sowwwy... that he got caught. Dude is NOT sorry that he did it. If he were, he wouldn't have done it in the first place.
For those idiots who say "cheating is natural", all I can say is, your spouse must not mean much to you, or you didn't take your marriage oath very seriously. You don't honor your wife by fucking some skank whore. Or, in tiger's case, a gaggle of skank whores.
Btw, isn't it interesting that gloria WHORE-red always seems to represent some skank slut in a high publicity situation? I think she has a nose for the gutter...
a man who is as big of a dork as tiger woods should get down on his knees every nite and thank god that he could get a women like that to talk to him let alone touch him and he wants to cheat on her money might buy you what ever you want but it can't cure stupidity and that is what he is rich and stupid
He's a piece of shit. Cheating on his beautiful wife and 2 children...and not to mention it's an insult to the number of singles out there that would like to find that someone to be married. I agree with #72, Woods is a big dork and he's only getting hot women because he's famous and rich.
These women are all whore and homewreckers. No doubt Tiger made a mistake but these whores knew he was married and they were willing to sleep with Tiger even though they knew they were only a simple piece of assss to Tiger. These hookers have no respect for themselves and at the end of the day the joke is on them. Good job ladies, you just proved to the entire world that you are all whores. By far white women are the biggest whores in this world.
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Leave Your CommentWhy Todd isn't writing for a TV show or getting millions to write a movie I will never understand. By far the funniest celebrity blogger out there.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 07:53:38
who gives a shit.... hes human and fucked some bitches...
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 07:57:48
Tiger should have his Man Card taken away for being stupid enough to cheat on his wife, especially when she's that hot. What the fuck is wrong with him? I mean, yeah, he's the richest athlete in the world, but come on!
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 07:59:31
he cheater on her because she's a svedish prude. if you wanna really get down and dirty you gotta get a club tramp from vegas or nyc
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 08:04:54
#3- How hot his wife is has nothing to do with it. He cheated because it's impossible for his wife to have someone else's vagina. He's not out there looking to bang someone hotter. It's that urge for variety. You know... the spice of life.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 08:07:32
Something tells me that when a picture of this waitress gets out she'll be revealed as a major downgrade. That's how the celebs do it, right? Marry a smoking, smoking piece and then on the side bang the non-famous equivalent of Fergie.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 08:10:13
I hate cheaters. I hate them. I don't hate hoes, or people who eff hoes, but I DO hate when someone makes a vow to be faithful to their partner and then pisses on it.
It's NOT human behavior to cheat, for men or women. It's human behavior to have sex with many people, sure, but if you want to get married, and have CHILDREN for God's sake, then you vow that your spouse can trust you. If you can't do that, get a divorce, and be the happy whore you want to be.
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By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 08:13:16
So, Tiger, when you endanger the PUBLIC streets and then call on the PUBLIC rescue service to help, the PUBLIC has no right to know just why they have been burdened?
I don't speak for all, but I don't want to hear every gory detail. I only get interested when there are obvious lies being served my way. It's an insult, and if you are going to try to insult me, after using MY system and abusing MY trust, you are not going to be about to hide behind the cloak of "privacy" any more. THIS is why voicemails like this are hitting the internet:
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212
By Dana, on December 2, 2009 08:37:54
Looks like Tigger's gone back to the Asian side with this.
And... Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.
Well, hitting a little white ball around a field really really well should not require being remunerated in the hundreds of millions of dollars either but, there you go. Oh well. Life's a bitch then you die, right?
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 08:39:43
Point a finger on a man who never cheated.
It is in their instincts. weak against temptations. tsk tsk.
as for Tiger I have nothing but respect for him and his wife, and I think the media should leave them live their lives in peace.
for the mistresses who didnt have a chunk of tiger wood and they have their teeth out to bite, remember he is after all a TIGER.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 08:49:47
#9 - I think I love you :)
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 09:07:41
What a dumbass! He can hit this hot ass anytime he wants, and he goes out looking for other pussy? Dumbass is going to lose over $100 million in the divorce, not to mention all his endorsements.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 09:21:20
Tiger only has himself to blame. What are those kids, nine months and two years? Crap dude, let that vagina REST for a minute, and let the girl get back into shape before you knock her up again if you want to keep your marriage fresh. If you wanna keep your woman barefoot and preggers. that's your prerogative, but don't think that entitles you to lay up with some 21-year old because your wife doesn't have a tight bod or isn't fawning over you anymore. You did the damage, now love on your wife, tool.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 09:22:32
#2, #10... AMEN!
Come on Tiger, you need to choose your extras more carefully. I am sure he thought he was getting away with it and just got sloppy covering things up. Now that it's out, every single one of these girls will come forward to cash in. Can't blame a man for what comes naturally but it's a shame the wife has to have this shit go public.
P.S "Professional athlete" & "golfer" should not be in the same sentence. I refuse to recognize something where you stand still and hit a tiny ball, walk or get in a cart to once again stand still and hit a tiny white ball a sport. Skill yes. Sport.. NO.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 09:29:42
Tiger needs to learn the lesson that all the great philanderers knew: always screw people in a social station ABOVE YOU. They'll never talk about it, because they have more to lose than you do.
But if you screw some tramp tending bar in Vegas, she's going to open that big maw at the first sign of interest from TMZ--just like she did for you in the first place!
Granted, this limits the options severely for the highest paid athlete in the world, but it still leaves perfectly good opportunities: he could have screwed, say, one of Al Gore's daughters or maybe Angelina Jolie when she gets crabby at Brad. And there must be any number of heiresses and other rich bitches hanging out at golf clubs who'd love to have Tiger putting on their greens.
By Kennedy, on December 2, 2009 09:30:58
Shoulda beat my former husband with a fucking golf club.
By Cubs Fan, on December 2, 2009 09:45:02
Just goes to show even a dork like Tiger isn't immune from the lure of a little "strange" now and then.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:02:54
He should have just gone to a professional working girl from a reputable establishment, not some bar fame obsessed whore, to have his "personal and private" business done. High end whores don't blab. The service ladies of DC are a perfect example.
That said, why be married if you want to be out sleazing around? What a turd.
Some of the men on this site actually believe that all men cheat. Not every man is a piece of shit.
That said, I'll never get married again. Perhaps I've been reading this column too long, and I'm starting to believe the sleazebags here who are addicted to porn and think cheating is ok.
That's all. Dismissed!
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:04:24
lol #9 -
and BTW was this even an apology? It was less "sorry I screwed dirty hoes" and more "how dare you invade my privacy after I crashed my car on a public street?" wah, wah, me me. The real victim isn't my wife - it's me! Because, you know, I got busted and now you all know about it. Gross.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:11:08
#5. I don't understand how men can claim they want variety (i.e. one wife will apparently NEVER satisfy). And silly though that claim is, they sit back smirking in their chair, unaware that if they're actually correct then their wives are probably sneaking out the back door every night trying to find some 8-inchers to fuck. Because let's be honest...one tiny little 5-incher isn't even going to keep the ugly fat chicks satisfied for long.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:17:31
Hey Tiger! See you at Zales nigga!
By Soul Brotha #1, on December 2, 2009 10:27:22
Wow. How quickly the faithful fans turn on you. Dude crash his own ride & we worry about how many women he slept with than be glad he isn't dead from the crash. Now all these bitches come out of thin air just to get their little fame. I don't believe them no matter what flimsy evidence they have. His family will get through this. he'll still be playing golf. People really need to stop putting athletes & celebrites like god figures. Live your own fucking life! Go Tiger!
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:36:20
# 12: How the hell do YOU know he could have hit his wife's hot ass at any time? From the outside looking in you don't know if she 'cut him off' or not. I'm not trying to defend the man but you can't always think that when you see a man with a hot woman he gets to fuck her on demand.
When that dumbass cheated on Shania Twain everyone thought the same thing... including me. Then someone mentioned that she may have turned into a woman who didn't ever want to have sex. If that doesn't cause a man to go wandering... I don't know what will.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:37:46
If you don't like tiger now because he let you down after this, then you got some issues with your own self. Do what you gotta do but I'm pretty sure that he's not losing any sleep over your crazy ass.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:46:38
Fucking idiot. You have to be amazingly selfish to get married when you fully intend to cheat throughout your marriage. AND he chose to have kids too. Still, this relationship has lasted longer than most black men's.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:48:15
Well, thank goodness he finally released a statement. Now we can get back to important things like golf.
By Tiger Tiger Burning Bright, on December 2, 2009 11:10:05
Tiger - you just blew it for us you douchebag! BTW - can I fuck your wife?
By The Exxon Tiger, on December 2, 2009 11:11:00
He's not a Tiger, he's a Cheetah! (and a dumb fuck)
By Mickelson , on December 2, 2009 11:18:23
I don't get why everyone is so sad about this.
She is smoking, smoking hot.
And now going to be ridiculously RICH.
He's ugly as sin anyway.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 11:26:52
I agree with #9 completely.
That statement he made, makes him sound particularly pussy-ish. Was his wife standing over him while he wrote it?
By Meow meow kitty, on December 2, 2009 11:31:19
Still, this relationship has lasted longer than most black men's.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:48:15
Tiger isnt black.
By Cooky, on December 2, 2009 11:32:03
I wasn't going to say anything but now that Tiger has released a statement I don't see any reason for remaining silent. I also had an affair with Tiger Woods. It lasted for 13 months.
By Fernando, on December 2, 2009 11:32:55
Well at least Tiger Woods said that he was sorry. Everyone deserves a second chance, you know ...
By Midlife Bachelor, on December 2, 2009 11:55:32
I did Tiger, too.
By Perez Hilton, on December 2, 2009 12:00:01
This is in answer to the post saying "it is NOT human nature to cheat" well, you're right about the cheating part, but it is in the male nature to want a pussy other than his wife's. That is the way it is. I know a lot of guys are happily married, but they ALL want to bang someone else around. But that's all it is, just banging around, they love their wives, it's just the excitement of having some variety.
We got taken out of the wilderness and tamed and are told to stay with one person, when it's not natural. Men want to go to different people all the time.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 12:13:31
Tiger, my nigga, buy your wife a $4 million diamond and you can do anything.
By Kobe Daterape Bryant, on December 2, 2009 12:43:49
#31 Nice racism there dude. Just like Obama isn't black right? You realize it's possible to be black, asian, and white at the same time right? Dumbass.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 12:53:06
i think i slept with #7's husband.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 13:31:54
The only lesson here is: if you have money DO NOT GET MARRIED, ever, under ANY circumstances. If you have Tiger money, clam is everywhere for a dime a dozen, no need to put all your eggs in one basket AND be obligated to hand her half of everything when it collapses. It's like a lottery for simply having a vag and no vag is worth half a billion dollars.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 13:36:29
At the end of the day it is apparent that Tiger wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Let's see, you pick up your strange in Las Vegas, obviously a TON of discreet women there!
Then you make sure to pick.... celebrity f'ers!
Gee, I'll never get caught, he thought.
Is he a brain surgeon or what?
Hope his wife gets him to put all his money and property in her name, has him tested for all kinds of shit ranging from Aids to swine flu, and wears his balls as a necklace. Dumb arse.
By Sammie Snead, on December 2, 2009 13:56:35
I also had an affair with Tiger Woods. I met him when he did a segment for Seseme Street. he told me I was the only one and that green was the only color that meant anything to him. I am disappointed in him.
By Oscar the Grouch's stunt double, on December 2, 2009 14:01:12
Praise the Lord! There IS a fate worse than Elin whupassing Tiger with a golf club or TMZ nipping at his heels.
Nancy Grace is now on the Tigergate bandwagon.
There IS sweet justice in this world. Tiger so had this coming. Turd!
By LMFAO, on December 2, 2009 14:22:19
You realize it's possible to be black, asian, and white at the same time right?
Only when that's politically or socially convenient.
You know - black in Detroit, asian in Japan, and white while fleeing police in Alabama.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 14:40:18
TW thinks its was easy to cheat on a swedish wife !
Oh boy what a mistake TW !
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 15:19:55
Gotta be careful about the wife finding a condom in your pockets.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 15:33:00
If I was rich I'd never get married. Good god, why would you want to?? All you do is leave your ass wide open to some gold-digging whore. Just get a vasectomy, then date or hump high-priced escorts at will! Then when you die leave it all to some charity or something. Shit.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 15:33:50
i did tiger too...can i get in on the class-action palimony?
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 15:47:10
The man's worth something like a billion dollars. (Sure it's all money for nothing, but I repeat: a BILLION dollars.) And like it or not, anybody with a billion dollars who's perfectly content to rest his hot dog in the same soggy bun night after night after night either doesn't actually exist, or is some kind of space alien cloaking our minds to perceive him as human.
It doesn't matter that his wife's hot: he's had her already, to the tune of two kids. Put it this way: you can only physically drive one vehicle at a time, right? Now show me a billionaire <u>without</u> a fleet of exotic luxury cars, and I'll show you a Martian with a putty nose. Same deal.
And don't cry too much for Svenska, or Ingrid, or whatever his wife's name is. She came to the US as a Swedish au pair; shit, the Kennedys would order them up from Room Service two at a time!
By Ragno, on December 2, 2009 15:55:01
#30
She was standing over him holding his balls which she now literally owns. And the 5 iron just in case...
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 17:43:01
She was standing over him holding his balls which she now literally owns. And the 5 iron just in case...
I saw a video of that once. Hawt...
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 20:12:08
Tiger is a fucking bitch, a fucking little pussy coward. I'm glad his hot little wife beat the shit out of him. Golf isn't a sport anyway. Golf is a game where little pussies call themselves bullshit names like "Tiger" and walk around in polo shirts hitting little plastic balls into tin cups. Fuck golf. Fuck Tiger.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 21:14:14
What is it with this dude? He's got the hottest, tightest little piece of ass for a wife, who will give it up to him at a moment's notice, and he goes looking for skank coochie? He needs to be bitchslapped, beaten & body slammed.
I hope dumbass tiger has a iron-clad prenup, because him loving on skanks could cost him HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS in a divorce, not to mention HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS lost in endorsements cancelled or missed. He just may qualify as the world's most stupid dumbass...
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 21:39:45
# 12: How the hell do YOU know he could have hit his wife's hot ass at any time? From the outside looking in you don't know if she 'cut him off' or not. I'm not trying to defend the man but you can't always think that when you see a man with a hot woman he gets to fuck her on demand.
When that dumbass cheated on Shania Twain everyone thought the same thing... including me. Then someone mentioned that she may have turned into a woman who didn't ever want to have sex. If that doesn't cause a man to go wandering... I don't know what will.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:37:46
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You could be right about her turning into a controlling sexless bee-ach. I do know that, if my wife ever pulled the "we're never having sex again" bullshit on me, I'd be filing divorce papers before the day is out. Not so much about the sex part; I just can't stand fucked up head game attempted manipulation like that...
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 21:46:20
#53. Exactly. She pulls that shit, you divorce her and fuck as many other chicks as you want. Cheating's for pussies. If it was all alright and every man feels like it, why the sneaking around and hiding it? Why not declare straight up, "I'm fucking other women!"? Because you know it's wrong, that's why.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 23:01:08
I agree with #6, the pics will reveal some butterfaced whore that he could have trawled from any mid-west univeristy campus. These celebs are more turned on by themselves and power over any woman.
And all you guys justifying this as unavoidable male behaviour are losers. Women have urges to cheat too and on average have WAY more opportunties to cheat, so we know the meaning of restraint thank you very much. Men sit around talking about banging pussy they'll never get and cheat with the first woman who pay's any attention.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 00:33:06
i spent a week with Tiger Woods at a golf resort in barbados last summer.
By Bo the President's dog, on December 3, 2009 00:57:46
His wife is way hot and the chicks he cheated on her with are fucking ugly!!!! If you cheat make sure you up your game not lower it!!! I'm just so grossed out and over this whole woods thing!!! He's a loser
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 01:46:41
Amazinng all the men saying they need variety, mulitiple pussies yah da yah da, but let their wife or girlfriend fuck another dude and they go apeshit. Why?
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 03:23:57
Man, if that chick even came anywhere close to cutting off her famous, rich husband from regular sex the way he likes it, she is a fooooooool.
Sex is the best honey pot women have to snag a man's interest and loyalty. Take away the sex--FOR ANY REASON--and the loyalty to the woman will start faltering, fast. Using the kids' needs, your job, a change in mood, claims that he is not good at it, whatever, as an EXCUSE doesn't. change. that. at. all.
Ladies, if you don't put out with enthusiasm on a regular basis, don't expect fidelity. Just the way it is.
By Work that tool or get out, on December 3, 2009 03:45:19
Ok stop the insanity. Tiger's wife is not that hot and you all know it. She's just blonde. As blondes go, she's not a very hot one. She's got a couple bikini photo sets but if that qualifies her as an actual model, then fully half the chicks in LA are models. Tiger like Vegas Cock/Tail waitresses ie coke whores and club sluts. Maybe he will now wise up and take a page out of George Clooney's book. Clooney's been on the strip for years and knows not to give a ring to those sluts.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 04:10:00
58- All I was saying at #5 is that monogamy goes against very deep biological/ evolutionary inclinations. Males of all species have a biological urge to propagate. In nature that means the more partners a male has the better chance he has to produce offsprings. Humans are different b/c we can overcome biological tendencies, but they are still there. That's all I'm saying. Right or wrong, it is in us. I'm not excusing, just trying to explain.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 04:25:46
needs moar Down humor....
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 04:40:52
First off, none of this is anyone's business. This should be between Tiger and his wife, just like every normal married couple who is going through martial problems. Second, why is it ok that she beat the shit out of him? If the roles were reversed(she cheated and he beat on her), we would be crying out for his blood. Women everywhere would be boycotting him and demanding his nuts on silver platter. I'll never get the double standards of my own sex, I guess.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 05:02:09
Sorry @ 61 but I call bullshit on your explanation. So men fuck multiple sluts if they have a wife or girlfriend because of their biological urge to procreate? Are you serious? Since women are the ones who actually produce the offspring why are they considered whores/sluts when they sleep with multiple men? Aren't those women just following their deep biological inclinations? Or is it only men that have this uncontrollable desire to propagate?
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 05:23:00
There are justifiable double standards because women and men are different physically, mentally, emotionally, etc.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 05:41:18
Sorry @ 61 but I call bull shit on your explanation. Are you serious, men cheat because they want to procreate? Then why are women considered sluts/whores when they cheat or sleep with mulitple men? Aren't they just giving in to their deep biological inclinations, since they are the ones that actually give birth? Or is it only men with the uncontrollable desire to propagate?
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 05:54:52
64/66- Social perceptions of infedelity are one thing. I'm talking about biology. Let me answer one at a time- 1. Yes..basically, not that men necesararly want a bunch of kids but sexual desire has a biological explanation. 2. I don't know/ care. 3. Yes...to some extent. 4. Almost across the board, males have a stonger desire to propagate the species than females.
Think about it, males produce enough sperm to father millions of children. Women produce far fewer eggs and are limited by child bearing age and the inturruption of pregnancy itself.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 06:17:43
@ 67 - still not sold.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 08:04:19
67 is basically saying that men are animals............I concur!
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 09:45:45
68- Not really selling anything. There is a biological/ evolutionary explanation for all human behavior. Like I said, it doesn't mean men can't help it. They can, but men will fight the urge to stray while in a monogamous relationship. It's just true. Men have a subconcious urge to ensure their genetic legacy lives on. I'm not trying to excuse the behavior. You think women have a larger sexual appetite than men? no. Why do you think that is?
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 11:02:09
Tiger is sowwwy... that he got caught. Dude is NOT sorry that he did it. If he were, he wouldn't have done it in the first place.
For those idiots who say "cheating is natural", all I can say is, your spouse must not mean much to you, or you didn't take your marriage oath very seriously. You don't honor your wife by fucking some skank whore. Or, in tiger's case, a gaggle of skank whores.
Btw, isn't it interesting that gloria WHORE-red always seems to represent some skank slut in a high publicity situation? I think she has a nose for the gutter...
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 13:31:02
a man who is as big of a dork as tiger woods should get down on his knees every nite and thank god that he could get a women like that to talk to him let alone touch him and he wants to cheat on her money might buy you what ever you want but it can't cure stupidity and that is what he is rich and stupid
By misfitwendy, on December 3, 2009 15:16:27
He's a piece of shit. Cheating on his beautiful wife and 2 children...and not to mention it's an insult to the number of singles out there that would like to find that someone to be married. I agree with #72, Woods is a big dork and he's only getting hot women because he's famous and rich.
By anonymous, on December 4, 2009 08:36:19
These women are all whore and homewreckers. No doubt Tiger made a mistake but these whores knew he was married and they were willing to sleep with Tiger even though they knew they were only a simple piece of assss to Tiger. These hookers have no respect for themselves and at the end of the day the joke is on them.
Good job ladies, you just proved to the entire world that you are all whores. By far white women are the biggest whores in this world.
By Mike S., on December 12, 2009 09:16:21
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