So, does anyone else think that her ass looks kinda weird? Besides that, I would so fuck her...especially if she licked my balls the way she does tigers. Apparently shes some ball-licking jedi knight since she has tiger under her thumb.
Damn. She has had a ton of work done, and it actually looks good. Lady is in her mid thirties and looks like that? Damn.
And people are surprised that a woman who looks like that and who would do anything--*anything*--a rich man wanted could steal him from a baby-laden wife?
Ladies, want to keep your man? F-ck him the way he likes. Often. The more desirable the man, the more this is true.
14, you are an idiot if you actually believe that. Tiger is responsible for being a whore, not his wife. No one can control anyone else's actions. Either people have self control or they don't. He doesn't, and Rachel won't / didn't 'keep' him either. Tiger has major issues, he needs to deal with them, and only he can do anything about it. Anyone who dates him at this point is incredibly deluded or out for a meaningless good time. If they want the latter, so be it. If they want the former, they are fighting a losing battle.
Sorry but she's fucking nasty. How much lipo has that stomach had? It looks like Tara Reids. Her face is fug, the lips are like ducks, her skin looks like leather, and she looks more like one of those old broads on Real Wives of OC.
thatckank,Rcheal U-shit-tell , is a wonky eyed, lipoed tanned skinned like a piece of cawhide, nasty overused peice of expenisve trash. Yeah, expensive trash, but still trash.
Keith Richards said "You can paint a garbage can, but it is still a garbage can."
I would pass if I was Tiger. She looks like she can beat him up just as good as his wife. Probably will when he goes out whoring on her if he ever makes her his second wife. He needs a 90 pound chick with weak arms.
How bad is this getting? People are actually feeling nice things about his girl. She's a few steps away from her first TV guest star gig. Wait and see. Best thing that ever happened to her. If she stays away from Tiger, she'll be on the C-list before too long. A little talent added might even get her on the B-list.
I think she's pretty and her body is overall great. But, there's something really strange going on here. Her good friends vacationing with her in pb aren't being tightlipped.
The funny thing is the women he's been fucking all look like trailer trash. His hot wife is fucking gorgeous and looks like she comes from royalty. What a dumb fuck he is.
Agree with #15. How can anyone say that Rachel Ur-whatever kept Tiger when he had like 13 other whores that we know of? She does look good, but given the sheer number of other whores out there, it's probably not just sex that makes Tiger come back. Maybe she rocks him to sleep as he cries about how ugly he is...I don't know...I'd prefer to think she's just a fantastic whore, but I doubt that's all.
INSIDE SCOOP - HE IS NOT ON HIS YACHT. He is hidden away in Arizona in a private facility having facial reconstruction surgery. THIS IS NO JOKE. We have friends in the medical field whose colleague is working on reconstructing Tiger's face over the last 2 weeks. That is why he has not made a public appearance. She has severely disfigured his face with a golf club and he has a team of plastic surgeons working to restore his face. This is also why he is 'taking a year off of golf' because he can't make any public appearances (hence why he also refused to talk to the cops who were investigating the crash). The real story was that he was out with his friends and left his cell phone at home. When it dinged (from his other g/f's texting him) she read his phone messages and discovered that he was cheating. When he got home from being out, she was waiting with the golf club and savagely beat his face in and disfigured his face as well as knocked all of his teeth out. This is the REAL story. He is not on his yacht. He is trying to have his face put back together. Sucks for him.
I'm, sorry - I still can't over her bizarre ass-within-an-ass ass... am the only one who can see those weird extra folds? what is that?? how does somebody get that?
Tiger needs to hire Michael Jackson's old doctor and get some of that propofol shit for his penis. Rachel Uchitel isn't bad in a bikini.
Yeah I did hear something like #41 said that Erin laid the smack down on Tiger's face with a nine iron and he was getting some reconstruction work done. Probably why he wrecked his car in the first place if he was spitting out his own teeth at the time and trying to keep his eyeball in the socket. Maybe there's another side to the sweet little blond hottie.
Interesting. If it's true she beat his face to the point of total disfigurement then the public will start to have more sympathy. And if when he finally does show his face his next move is to propose and marry Rachel then his public image may be completely rehabilitated, maybe even improved, as now he'll have a dramatic "story" to go along with his brilliant golfing.
See? That wasn't hard. Now where's my millions for rehabilitating Tigger's image? Fuck...
These pictures are so posed. What a crock. Tiger is going to come out of all this looking like a gentleman, she will come out of this looking like a Ho, for which she is. Champions live on, HOs gets despised.
55 Comments:
Leave Your CommentDamn - Rachel Uchitel is hot!
By Midlife Bachelor, on December 28, 2009 06:23:54
her vagin....er....dog has his scent and is closing in on him.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 06:28:30
Looks like something out of Avatar.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 06:42:06
Two dogs for the price of one. What a bargain.
By Alpo Ho, on December 28, 2009 06:51:16
her lips are so nastay!
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 07:09:10
Tiger's yacht is named Privasea.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 07:14:50
That's what we call a nice rack.
By Tony Soprano, on December 28, 2009 07:16:40
Great bod, looks like a bit of "toe" going' on too!
By Paul, on December 28, 2009 07:21:01
Right now, this chick is kissing Tiger's balls and watching his putter rise...
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on December 28, 2009 07:22:03
I would fuck her.. sure... why not....
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 07:26:03
Cum Dumpster
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 07:35:04
Ain"t worth $50,000,000
Tiger wins SportsASS Of The Year
By Rick, on December 28, 2009 07:52:33
So, does anyone else think that her ass looks kinda weird? Besides that, I would so fuck her...especially if she licked my balls the way she does tigers. Apparently shes some ball-licking jedi knight since she has tiger under her thumb.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 07:53:26
Damn. She has had a ton of work done, and it actually looks good. Lady is in her mid thirties and looks like that? Damn.
And people are surprised that a woman who looks like that and who would do anything--*anything*--a rich man wanted could steal him from a baby-laden wife?
Ladies, want to keep your man? F-ck him the way he likes. Often. The more desirable the man, the more this is true.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 07:56:00
14, you are an idiot if you actually believe that. Tiger is responsible for being a whore, not his wife. No one can control anyone else's actions. Either people have self control or they don't. He doesn't, and Rachel won't / didn't 'keep' him either. Tiger has major issues, he needs to deal with them, and only he can do anything about it. Anyone who dates him at this point is incredibly deluded or out for a meaningless good time. If they want the latter, so be it. If they want the former, they are fighting a losing battle.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 08:11:07
Sorry but she's fucking nasty. How much lipo has that stomach had? It looks like Tara Reids. Her face is fug, the lips are like ducks, her skin looks like leather, and she looks more like one of those old broads on Real Wives of OC.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 08:22:05
She clearly had a tummytuck.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 08:23:16
Uchitel she's had work done. Pity about that kosher kisser, though.
By Ragno, on December 28, 2009 08:38:15
#16, sorry, but you're a fag.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 08:42:30
15=scared wife.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 08:46:12
I think it's ironic that she has a skull on her bottoms. If only she had worn that with tiger, it would have scared him off and saved some money...
NAH. He would have just skull f*cked her anyway.
By jeditemple, on December 28, 2009 08:50:26
does anyone else smell tuna?
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 08:51:11
For once, I don't care if they're fake. Nice titties.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 09:11:53
She looks good. Haters
By Tiger (whoops!) , on December 28, 2009 09:34:05
what kind of dog is that?
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 09:52:02
thatckank,Rcheal U-shit-tell , is a wonky eyed, lipoed tanned skinned like a piece of cawhide, nasty overused peice of expenisve trash. Yeah, expensive trash, but still trash.
Keith Richards said "You can paint a garbage can, but it is still a garbage can."
By TnT, on December 28, 2009 09:52:28
#19: Sorry, but your standards are tragically low. This chick is nauseating.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 10:39:04
you guys would give your left nut to fuck this chick if you saw her in person.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 11:01:42
I would pass if I was Tiger. She looks like she can beat him up just as good as his wife. Probably will when he goes out whoring on her if he ever makes her his second wife.
He needs a 90 pound chick with weak arms.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 11:07:53
How bad is this getting? People are actually feeling nice things about his girl. She's a few steps away from her first TV guest star gig. Wait and see. Best thing that ever happened to her. If she stays away from Tiger, she'll be on the C-list before too long. A little talent added might even get her on the B-list.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 11:30:07
I'll bet that the skull on her crotch laughs as it eats your goods.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 12:02:29
Eh, she's ok ... most definitely NOT worth losing a half a fortune over that's for sure!
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 14:04:42
Figures Tiger's main whore would be photographed in a bikini, squatting down leg spread. Real classy whore you there, Tiger...
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 14:10:54
Tiger should follow the dogs example and get neutered.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 14:44:37
I'd hit her like her squack was a speed bag, and my dick was Sonny Liston.
But only in the Mediterranean manner.
By Ragno, on December 28, 2009 14:45:35
Body made for fucking, face made for brown bagging.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 14:56:16
I think she's pretty and her body is overall great. But, there's something really strange going on here. Her good friends vacationing with her in pb aren't being tightlipped.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 15:25:43
That dog's asshole is probably cleaner than Uchitel's gash.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 16:11:32
The funny thing is the women he's been fucking all look like trailer trash. His hot wife is fucking gorgeous and looks like she comes from royalty. What a dumb fuck he is.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 17:05:31
Agree with #15. How can anyone say that Rachel Ur-whatever kept Tiger when he had like 13 other whores that we know of? She does look good, but given the sheer number of other whores out there, it's probably not just sex that makes Tiger come back. Maybe she rocks him to sleep as he cries about how ugly he is...I don't know...I'd prefer to think she's just a fantastic whore, but I doubt that's all.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 17:53:43
INSIDE SCOOP - HE IS NOT ON HIS YACHT. He is hidden away in Arizona in a private facility having facial reconstruction surgery. THIS IS NO JOKE. We have friends in the medical field whose colleague is working on reconstructing Tiger's face over the last 2 weeks. That is why he has not made a public appearance. She has severely disfigured his face with a golf club and he has a team of plastic surgeons working to restore his face. This is also why he is 'taking a year off of golf' because he can't make any public appearances (hence why he also refused to talk to the cops who were investigating the crash). The real story was that he was out with his friends and left his cell phone at home. When it dinged (from his other g/f's texting him) she read his phone messages and discovered that he was cheating. When he got home from being out, she was waiting with the golf club and savagely beat his face in and disfigured his face as well as knocked all of his teeth out. This is the REAL story. He is not on his yacht. He is trying to have his face put back together. Sucks for him.
By anonymous, on December 28, 2009 18:16:06
I'm, sorry - I still can't over her bizarre ass-within-an-ass ass... am the only one who can see those weird extra folds? what is that?? how does somebody get that?
By gigi, on December 28, 2009 19:22:39
I think this is so funny....these photos are so posed. She will certainly do anything for money! Tiger, you silly boy!
By Paula Merton, on December 28, 2009 19:52:03
#41. Post sources or your story doesn't mean squat.
By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 04:13:17
LMAO @ all of the fat, jealous, bitter women trashing this chick.
By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 04:29:30
#44, no I won't post my sources, because I don't want to get in trouble. I'm not supposed to know about this...
By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 05:43:56
Tiger needs to hire Michael Jackson's old doctor and get some of that propofol shit for his penis.
Rachel Uchitel isn't bad in a bikini.
Yeah I did hear something like #41 said that Erin laid the smack down on Tiger's face with a nine iron and he was getting some reconstruction work done. Probably why he wrecked his car in the first place if he was spitting out his own teeth at the time and trying to keep his eyeball in the socket. Maybe there's another side to the sweet little blond hottie.
By Underpants Gnome, on December 29, 2009 05:51:08
Interesting. If it's true she beat his face to the point of total disfigurement then the public will start to have more sympathy. And if when he finally does show his face his next move is to propose and marry Rachel then his public image may be completely rehabilitated, maybe even improved, as now he'll have a dramatic "story" to go along with his brilliant golfing.
See? That wasn't hard. Now where's my millions for rehabilitating Tigger's image? Fuck...
Now,
By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 06:30:19
Geezus someone call this bitch a 'TOE' TRUCK!!
By dude, on December 29, 2009 07:00:25
This bitch seems to have one pose: legs wide open.
By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 07:56:44
Dum Cumpster!
By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 08:13:44
Gee, he'll get addicted to painkillers next.
By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 12:42:12
#44 told you I was right, the story has now hit the news...
By anonymous, on December 29, 2009 13:51:23
These pictures are so posed. What a crock. Tiger is going to come out of all this looking like a gentleman, she will come out of this looking like a Ho, for which she is. Champions live on, HOs gets despised.
By dxxy4u, on December 29, 2009 22:27:59
PIMP RULE # 23-Always keep your hoes in check. Keep your pimp slap strong.
PIMP RULE #24-Never let Hoe(s) fuck up your cashflow. Drop them bitches quick when they start fucking with your yay dough! Preach cuz
By Snoop D., on December 30, 2009 09:55:56
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