#1 you either a fat ugly woman or your superextra gay.. this is VIDA FUCKING GUERRA we are talking about... She's fucking hot.. and she means SEX!! all the way!!..
#2, you're just funny. Vida Guerra has a big ass. That's it. She doesn't do anything, she isn't talented, and she isn't interesting. Just because you get a massive 2" boner over some generic hooker whose only interesting attribute is that she beeps when she backs up doesn't mean that those of us with the slightest amount of taste suddenly want to be ass-fisting Perez Hilton. That dumb whore is one golden shower away from being Kim Kardashian.
She is cuban and HOLA means HELLO so dont worry you wont get butt rape and yes she has no talent what so ever all she has is that big ass that most cuban women have and thats cus of their ancestors mixed it up with the black slaves so now it shows up on their ass
As i was saying #1 and #7 (same people) you are just a fat retarded. Who cares if she is talented? Am i gonna talk to her? Taste? she doesn't need any who cares??
The only women that talk like that are the ones that supports women rights (all of the ugly as shit of course)... or your either and ugly lesbian.. or Adam Lambert older sister that made him gay...
Listen, Todd, I'm all for your "edgy" humor, but making fun of minorities in an obviously tongue-in-cheek way is taking it TOO FAR! I work with minorities, and they are some of the sweetest, kindest individuals I've ever had the pleasure of meeting, and I consider it a PRIVILEGE to be referred to as a puta guera in their presence! I hope you have a minority baby someday so that you see what an ASSHOLE you are! YOU WILL KNOW MY RAGE BY MY CAPSLOCK KEY!
Oh god I love the people that assume someone is gay or fat because they dont have the same taste in women. What a pathetic, narrow minded take on things...
I know this may be hard for some of you to wrap your small brains around but different people find different things attractive (Crazy idea, I know!)
#23: TRY to tell me she doesn't look like a Hispanic Britney Spears. Those droopy eyes? generic large nose? Puh-leeze. Even the photographer made sure the focus was NOT on her face directly.
I really think the issue here is to like or not to like.. but if i like Megan Fox that doesn't mean she is ugly or stupid or anything.. Likeing her as a woman is enough, we are talking about beauty attributes.. nothing else.
So when anybody says, shes ugly, puta, fake, talented, etc it just doesn't relate to the topic and it is a sign of envy.. YES you reading right ENVY!.
They or most of them went to the operation room , we know!!!! . But instead of burning every hot piece of ass that is post it here, go to your next plastic surgeon and make yourself pretty, not for us, but for yourself....
#30.. yes she looks hispanic but believe me if you had her and brit right in front of you ,you will choose Vida.. for sure..
#26.. yes your gay and fat.. algo ugly, why in denial?
Oh, #29, it was just a parody of all the angry comments about the photo of Miley Cyrus and the cheerleaders with Down Syndrome. I guess the sarcasm was lost on you...or you don't read this site as obsessively as I do. You should get on that.
#2 You are a pathetic serial masturbater. This is #1, and this is my only other comment so far, so obviously there are others who believe this huge assed lazy eyed Cuban is nothing special. I'm and ugly woman or gay because I find nothing especially sexy about this whore? I dont know what rathole village you live in for this to be your dream woman but here in SoCal chicks like this are nothing special. Sorry, and happy wanking.
I would kill for an ass like that!! BUT, she can keep the face ... preferably in paper bag. Anyway, last I heard she's bangin' Chris Evans. Which is odd, since he's not black.
She used to bang Jeremy Shockey. She's Cuban, and they generally don't do black folks (at least not in public). Just because she knows who her market appeal is with doesn't mean she's Kim Kardashian. *signed, black New Orleans Saints fan*
#42 Aka #1 Of course i masturbate... that is something that you perhaps can't do because you are so fat and ugly that you can even get a hard on to do it.
Oh yes, she has a big ass... and also i bet that she's hotter than you... you are so envious of her cuz you wish you had that ass!..
Something special? do you know what a man wants when it comes to hit it? Is not "i love you baby" thing that is looking.. is that MF ASS!!! to ride it!! and that is something that i bet you dont have...
Fitting, her fat ass and the fat ass you'll get from the sludge grease burgers that is Hardees (the Thickburger is 1400 calories by itself (2000 calories is a days worth for someone who exercises slightly)). Surprise! You won't end up looking like KK just like 80% of Walmart customers & 99% of electric cart shoppers.
It's a good thing Vida has other good qualities the whole big ass flappers has gone to the toilet, so to speak. Kim KardASSian saw to it to give the plumper dumper a push to the crapper and end its 15 minutes of fame. Even Vida's ass is showing signs of the stress in the photos the quick & unevitable cellulite that haunts big butts & they DO NOT age well AT ALL, gravity is a mother-fucker. Skinny round asses are the new bubble butt, out with stink in with the pink.
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Leave Your CommentMeh. Looks like any other fake tittied chick peddling her ass for publicity. Pass.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 04:10:07
#1 you either a fat ugly woman or your superextra gay.. this is VIDA FUCKING GUERRA we are talking about... She's fucking hot.. and she means SEX!! all the way!!..
"Fake tittied chick" ... idiot...
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 04:21:54
She's cuban.
By Fidel, on December 2, 2009 04:24:06
baby... back that ass up.. baby you look so good... back that ass up
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 04:33:35
Somebody bought herself a new nose! Well, one of her johns probably paid for it, but that's neither here nor there.
By mutterhals, on December 2, 2009 04:35:56
Now that's an ass I can get behind. jajajajajajaja
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 04:50:22
#2, you're just funny. Vida Guerra has a big ass. That's it. She doesn't do anything, she isn't talented, and she isn't interesting. Just because you get a massive 2" boner over some generic hooker whose only interesting attribute is that she beeps when she backs up doesn't mean that those of us with the slightest amount of taste suddenly want to be ass-fisting Perez Hilton. That dumb whore is one golden shower away from being Kim Kardashian.
By OOH! I LURVES DEM BIG ASSES WEN DAY ATTACHED TO SIMPLETONS!, on December 2, 2009 04:51:56
They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the Mamba beat. When I play my moracca they go boom chicky boom boom chicky boom
By Pete, on December 2, 2009 04:52:22
She looked better pre plastic surgery.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 05:14:13
Livin the Low Life. Low Life!
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 05:14:28
#7 you're just gay...and not funny.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 05:19:51
She's got a serious lazy eye goin' on in that banner picture.
By What the fuck is THAT. , on December 2, 2009 05:25:01
She is... SO much better from the back than the front. That face leaves MUCH to be desired.
Also #7 is right. AND funny.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 05:58:02
her eyes always look like they are melting south. she has a sweet ass though. but is that enough?
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 06:02:08
They could use her ass as a wrecking ball!! Just suspend her from a chain and swing away!
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 06:08:53
#7 & 13 I agree.
#2 Clearly needs to broaden their horizons.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 06:09:07
She is cuban and HOLA means HELLO so dont worry you wont get butt rape and yes she has no talent what so ever all she has is that big ass that most cuban women have and thats cus of their ancestors mixed it up with the black slaves so now it shows up on their ass
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 06:19:49
She looks like a xillion other cheap hookers with a busted face.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 06:25:00
Whoever photoshopped this totally called it in. Her face has the glossy sheen of a wax figure while her ass looks like the surface of the moon.
By oof, on December 2, 2009 06:42:15
Two bags. One for my cock. One for that beat face.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 06:43:05
Cubans have the big, beautiful booties.
By Lale, on December 2, 2009 06:45:05
Solas? Gross, you need to be living better in Raleigh dude. Let me know when you're tired of Glenwood South.
By Melanie, on December 2, 2009 06:45:39
As i was saying #1 and #7 (same people) you are just a fat retarded. Who cares if she is talented? Am i gonna talk to her? Taste? she doesn't need any who cares??
The only women that talk like that are the ones that supports women rights (all of the ugly as shit of course)... or your either and ugly lesbian.. or Adam Lambert older sister that made him gay...
(that was good right? ) :D
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 07:20:30
Listen, Todd, I'm all for your "edgy" humor, but making fun of minorities in an obviously tongue-in-cheek way is taking it TOO FAR! I work with minorities, and they are some of the sweetest, kindest individuals I've ever had the pleasure of meeting, and I consider it a PRIVILEGE to be referred to as a puta guera in their presence! I hope you have a minority baby someday so that you see what an ASSHOLE you are! YOU WILL KNOW MY RAGE BY MY CAPSLOCK KEY!
By AGHAST, on December 2, 2009 07:21:51
Oh god I love the people that assume someone is gay or fat because they dont have the same taste in women. What a pathetic, narrow minded take on things...
I know this may be hard for some of you to wrap your small brains around but different people find different things attractive (Crazy idea, I know!)
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 07:43:40
Well #2 Im neither gay nor fat and I dont find this droopy eyed chick all that hot
Generic big assed black mens magazine material
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 07:45:56
25 is either gay, fat or bitter... or all three.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 07:46:51
God was smiling the day she was born
By Todd's Giraffe tamer, on December 2, 2009 07:55:53
#24.. you are frustrated... go see help..
Cap lock this 8=============D
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 07:59:02
#23: TRY to tell me she doesn't look like a Hispanic Britney Spears. Those droopy eyes? generic large nose? Puh-leeze. Even the photographer made sure the focus was NOT on her face directly.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 08:08:53
oh hey Todd unless you've finally transformed into a white man like you've always wanted to, you're a minority.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 08:19:44
She's not Mexican, she's one of those Latin people who think they are better than Mexicans/Chicanos though.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 08:20:41
What's with her fucking eye?
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 08:34:15
What the fuck is wrong with her eye? It looks like it is melting off her face? That's a lazier eye than Paris Hilton has!
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 08:41:08
a no talent butt ugly attention whore skank.
By Kim K., on December 2, 2009 09:00:00
OMG, titties for days.
By Trax, on December 2, 2009 09:00:20
I really think the issue here is to like or not to like.. but if i like Megan Fox that doesn't mean she is ugly or stupid or anything.. Likeing her as a woman is enough, we are talking about beauty attributes.. nothing else.
So when anybody says, shes ugly, puta, fake, talented, etc it just doesn't relate to the topic and it is a sign of envy.. YES you reading right ENVY!.
They or most of them went to the operation room , we know!!!! . But instead of burning every hot piece of ass that is post it here, go to your next plastic surgeon and make yourself pretty, not for us, but for yourself....
#30.. yes she looks hispanic but believe me if you had her and brit right in front of you ,you will choose Vida.. for sure..
#26.. yes your gay and fat.. algo ugly, why in denial?
#16 you had slept with your old teacher..
#25 you are gay and fat.. maybe ugly?
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 09:08:20
she needs to do hardcore
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 09:39:55
Oh, #29, it was just a parody of all the angry comments about the photo of Miley Cyrus and the cheerleaders with Down Syndrome. I guess the sarcasm was lost on you...or you don't read this site as obsessively as I do. You should get on that.
By AGHAST, on December 2, 2009 10:01:13
#37: #30. My point wasn't that she looks hispanic, but that she looks like Britney Spears. THAT'S the bad thing. The hispanic part is a GOOD thing.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:02:11
Are those pockmarks on her ass?
You people have no standards.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:07:36
Her body is still sick. I would love to crush it. But she did have some awfull plastic surgery.
But why? I thought she a pretty face before.
By KMB, on December 2, 2009 10:25:07
#2 You are a pathetic serial masturbater. This is #1, and this is my only other comment so far, so obviously there are others who believe this huge assed lazy eyed Cuban is nothing special. I'm and ugly woman or gay because I find nothing especially sexy about this whore? I dont know what rathole village you live in for this to be your dream woman but here in SoCal chicks like this are nothing special. Sorry, and happy wanking.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:25:23
minorities scare you?? wtf, do you listen to kanye west? or rihanna??? do they scare you?? what the fuck makes you so superior????
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:46:19
#38.. he understands...
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 10:46:24
I would kill for an ass like that!! BUT, she can keep the face ... preferably in paper bag. Anyway, last I heard she's bangin' Chris Evans. Which is odd, since he's not black.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 11:25:41
hahahaha you're so stupid
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 11:27:08
She has a NICE beautiful face (and body) ... WTF
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 11:51:03
Hello ass and titties! It's a shame you're stuck with that dumb-looking face. Talk about a boner killer...
By Tony, on December 2, 2009 12:36:14
she looks like she is going to spit at the camera or fart. maybe she looks attractive in other photographs but for this one- pass. (bleh)
By leif, on December 2, 2009 13:08:02
Damn #7 what do you have against pussy?
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 13:56:59
You're right #25 people do have different tastes but only a pussy hating bitch would actually take the time to reply just to throw shade.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 14:01:29
The pictures aren't doing much for me but the commentary cracked me up. haha.
By Ally , on December 2, 2009 14:05:06
She used to bang Jeremy Shockey. She's Cuban, and they generally don't do black folks (at least not in public). Just because she knows who her market appeal is with doesn't mean she's Kim Kardashian.
*signed, black New Orleans Saints fan*
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 14:11:42
#s 7, 13 & 16 are clearly fucking supermodels.
By Erect, on December 2, 2009 15:37:20
"Do anything?" She's a model. Jesus you expect her to have an extensive resume detailing her private education and trust fund?
She's beautiful. She's a model. That's all.
By Flawed Cynic, on December 2, 2009 19:21:16
I believe that thing with her eye clearly shows that Vida is in fact Stewart Scott from Sportscenter, dressed in drag
By Scott Van Pelt, on December 2, 2009 20:48:57
I believe that thing with her eye clearly shows that Vida is in fact Stewart Scott from Sportscenter, dressed in drag
By Scott Van Pelt, on December 2, 2009 20:54:28
nono,she is a WHORE.she uses her body to get paid.
By anonymous, on December 2, 2009 21:06:15
I smell some fat and jealous anglo germanic "gringas"..Hit the gym ladies!
By La mama de Vida, on December 2, 2009 21:56:23
#42 Aka #1 Of course i masturbate... that is something that you perhaps can't do because you are so fat and ugly that you can even get a hard on to do it.
Oh yes, she has a big ass... and also i bet that she's hotter than you... you are so envious of her cuz you wish you had that ass!..
Something special? do you know what a man wants when it comes to hit it? Is not "i love you baby" thing that is looking.. is that MF ASS!!! to ride it!! and that is something that i bet you dont have...
Idiot... Nexttttttttttt!!
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 01:31:46
#55- You don't have to be a supermodel to out shine this chick. I've seen calling cards with prettier cuter pictures.
By Seriously, on December 3, 2009 06:31:29
#60- Yeah, I'm sure we're all just DYING to look like 3rd world trash.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 06:32:31
Fitting, her fat ass and the fat ass you'll get from the sludge grease burgers that is Hardees (the Thickburger is 1400 calories by itself (2000 calories is a days worth for someone who exercises slightly)).
Surprise! You won't end up looking like KK just like 80% of Walmart customers & 99% of electric cart shoppers.
By Liz Lemon, on December 3, 2009 11:12:35
I don't think she's with Chris Evans anymore...if ever.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 11:26:10
#63 let me correct you: it`s HOT third world trash, better than cellulite Dorito`s "first world" asses I`ve seen..Fatass!
By Vida Guerra`s self estime, on December 3, 2009 12:43:00
#66 Lol I'm sure your one for the picking.
You didn't get it, and that's okay. No one's stopping your from tapin' that.
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 13:38:35
she is for sure extremly hot but her ass looks really pimply in this pic!
By misfitwendy, on December 3, 2009 15:33:45
I think the 'pimples' are sweat beads
By anonymous, on December 3, 2009 15:47:09
Oh how I'd like to fill her with cum.
By Erect, on December 3, 2009 23:16:33
#24 - brilliant!
By Red Cat, on December 4, 2009 00:06:59
any male who butt fucks is a homo...fact
By anonymous, on December 4, 2009 15:58:11
It's a good thing Vida has other good qualities the whole big ass flappers has gone to the toilet, so to speak. Kim KardASSian saw to it to give the plumper dumper a push to the crapper and end its 15 minutes of fame. Even Vida's ass is showing signs of the stress in the photos the quick & unevitable cellulite that haunts big butts & they DO NOT age well AT ALL, gravity is a mother-fucker. Skinny round asses are the new bubble butt, out with stink in with the pink.
By LolleyGagger, on December 5, 2009 06:23:39
#24, I think hes actually making fun of paranoid white folks who don't like minorities. Chill out.
By anonymous, on December 6, 2009 08:34:06
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