Lindsay's First Porn
The CDC hasn't released an official statement yet, so if you watch this video of Lindsay Lohan's Muse photoshoot, it's on you. So when the national guard puts a tent over your house and pumps in chemicals to kill you and the lethal hybrid virus, try to remember not to struggle.
NOTE: If you didn't get enough Crackhead Fancy, check out Lindsay's way NSFW recreation of a Marilyn Monroe shoot here and here.
