35 Comments:

1. Shakira in boots. And covered in tiny mirrors so I can see my O face.
   
   Not a bad start to the weekend.

   By That Boot Guy thanks you, Todd, on January 8, 2010 11:51:33

2. Fagatoni. lol. Well played sir.

   By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 11:57:26

3. 5001....

   By gsx, on January 8, 2010 12:26:25

4. That first letter is hilarious.

   By Trax, on January 8, 2010 12:38:07

5. whats really shocking is that somebody actually
   watches the american music awards.

   By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 14:51:10

6. I wonder how many FCC complaints the Britney-Madonna kiss got? Can we say double standard?

   By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 14:51:39

7. WHEN WILL AMERICANS LEARN HOW TO SPELL, DAMMIT??? IT'S YOUR OWN FUCKING LANGUAGE, YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
   
   'DEFINITELY' DOESN'T HAVE AN 'A', 'TOO' IS NOT THE SAME AS 'TO', AND 'SURPRISED' HAS AN 'R' AND ONLY ONE 'P'.
   
   BAH! I give up. I'm going to go and become a televangelist, make the retards give me their money... and then retire to my own private island.

   By not jek, on January 8, 2010 15:14:37

8. I watched Shakira's performance, I only saw her crotch pumping at the very end and compared to some of her dancing in the past, it was pretty harmless.
   Lambert only made the mistake of thinking he was on the MTV awards instead of the AMAs. You kind of expect that shit at the MTV awards.

   By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 15:18:02

9. Before the AMA's I was one of many people with no idea who Adam Lambert was because I don't give a shit.
   Now, since his repulsive gayslut performance, I do know who he is. So mission accomplished I guess for him. Funny thing is I still don't give a shit and I find him disgusting so I can make it a point to change the channel whenever I hear its name.
   Now #6 you can say double standard if it makes you feel good but I recall quite a uproar over the Madonna Britney kiss. Maybe not in such a negative way but it got a bunch of attention. I really think that if Madonna had stuffed her vagina in Britney's face and dryhumped her nose, the public reaction might have been much like this Lambert thing.
   It's like this, if I want to watch people hump I will log into a porn site. If I tune into a music awards show, I expect a]music and b]awards. People are pissed when they expect music awards and get gay porn instead. How would you feel if you downloaded some gay porn but instead you got old episodes of "I Love Lucy"? There's your double standard.
   AND I'M REALLY SORRY IF I SPELLED ANYTHING WRONG #7. lol

   By Underpants Gnome, on January 8, 2010 19:10:09

10. WHY IF THIS IS ABOUT ADAM THERE IS SHAKIRA PICTURE DOE SHE HAS ANYTHING WITH THIS SUBJECT?

    By GIANA, on January 8, 2010 19:47:14

11. #7 is a fagatoni. Quit being a little bitch-mouth and give the "all ameracanz iz dumbzers!?!1" shit a rest. Odds are you're a little shit who is a total embarassment to everyone you are involved with. So keep your douche to yourself. Twat.

    By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 21:22:36

12. Did Nazis show gay porn in Germany?

    By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 22:03:39

13. GIANA, it has everything to do with the subject. No one wants to see Lambert, and it is better to look at Shakira than his annoying face.

    By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 22:51:56

14. I like the letter writer who knows all about "boys towns in Mexico and Bancok [sic]" yet is upset by AL's PG display

    By anonymous, on January 9, 2010 01:51:41

15. Those letters are so hilarious especially for the bad spelling. "Sensorship"? lol. I love the one that said Adam should die too, is that person a little upset or what?

    By Rabbitt , on January 9, 2010 04:38:47

16. One parent said, "I am getting questions that I shouldn't be getting." Huh? Really? How can you decide what questions you will get over the course of 18 years of your children's development? More retards spawning children. That's the real problem.

    By anonymous, on January 9, 2010 06:23:47

17. Hey, #7, it's spelled "damnit", with an N.
    
    Moron.

    By anonymous, on January 9, 2010 06:44:58

18. Fag-a-Roni
    The San Francisco treat!

    By anonymous, on January 9, 2010 06:49:31

19. Maybe he could try to sing one of his horrible toy songs without the ultra-queer choreography. But then there would be nothing to distract the viewer and they might realize how much he really sucks. Thus, as with way too many gay men today, he has to turn on the "gay" siren and alert the entire world about his love of penis and ass, 24/7. Unfortunately, the ones who will suffer from the backlash are the normal everyday gay people who don't feel the need to broadcast their sexual preferences to everyone within a 5000 mile radius. He's the modern-day equivalent of a black-faced minstrel show, validating and re-enforcing old, tired stereotypes that people worked very hard to overcome.

    By anonymous, on January 9, 2010 08:29:56

20. this post cracked me up. I wish i could read all the complaints, I'm sure they're hilarious. Much improved
    xox

    By Giraffe Tamer may not be entirely gone, on January 9, 2010 10:50:10

21. you are about 10 years late on that Shakira bandwagon...and you will never, unfortunately, find nekkid pics of her...

    By Lee Cadaver, on January 9, 2010 10:53:13

22. No, there is damn and dammit.

    By anonymous, on January 9, 2010 11:00:59

23. So, Shakira can shake her ass and tits in everybody's face (please do me next!), and that is fine. But have a gay guy do it, and "EEEEK - MY POOR SENSIBILITIES!!!"
    
    To those 5,000 (or 5,001 counting gsx), stick your head back up your buttholes, turn off the TV, and go read the Little House on the Prairie books.

    By Tired-of-hypocritical-bastiches, on January 9, 2010 13:57:11

24. Totally thought that was Fergie at first. My bad.

    By anonymous, on January 9, 2010 15:22:32

25. Adam Lambert won't leave her mark on music history-
    It will be s stain!
    It's noy the gayness that has people upset
    Lambert isn't doijng anything that people weren't seeing
    On Donahue 30 yrs ago
    It's his bad taste
    He needs the Queer Eye guys to teach him how to
    Act socially accepatable gay

    By Rick, on January 9, 2010 16:37:23

26. haha those letters are way more offensive than anything at an awards show. It was one performance and it was time to move on a long time ago. He's performed a bunch of times before and after already and his singing was fine.

    By anonymous, on January 9, 2010 18:13:02

27. You know that the Religious Right organizes groups of sheep, er, followers to write/scrawl/defecate those complaints on their behalf, right? You knew that, right? You know that most sane people just blew it off as an attention-whore pandering to the crowd, and then went about their lives, right?
    Right?

    By bud, on January 9, 2010 20:46:12

28. No fan of Lamberts, but these are the same prissy, uptight losers who threw a fit over Janet Jackson's boob at the Superbowl. Most of them probably never even saw the show between watching Hee Haw reruns but were herded like dumb sheep into complaining days later by toolkits like the Family Research Council.

    By anonymous, on January 9, 2010 21:00:20

29. #28...spot on. reading those letters told me more about the people writing them than what they're complaining about. 70% should have gone straight to the trash bin

    By anonymous, on January 10, 2010 03:53:30

30. what a useless, stupid, fu*king ignorant post by a brainless homophobic fu*kface! and the same goes for all the losers who took time out of their meaningless existence to write such piece of sh*t complaint letters that no one gives a flying fu*k about.
    Who gives a f*ck about that stupid f*cking kiss and scene! NO ONE WHO MATTERS!

    By yourMomma, on January 10, 2010 11:36:49

31. Isn't it funny how people who complain about thuis
    Shit are called "sheep" but jerkoffs like this
    Poser who shock just like every other attention
    Whore like that faker gaga are praised and defended!
    They 3e sheep too
    Idiotd! Think for yourselves and realize that
    Lambert is just using you just like you claimk the
    RR is using their followers
    FYI: lambert and gaga have no talent hence their shit
    

    By Lady GaGa, on January 10, 2010 12:32:05

32. #31 wow. just...wow.

    By bud, on January 10, 2010 15:48:57

33. Adam Lambert, who is a total fagatoni which I am OK with...
    
    Maybe one of IDLYITW's Italian readers (or one of you American guidos) can tell me... is "fagatoni" a real word?
    
    If not, can we make it one?

    By anonymous, on January 10, 2010 19:50:05

34. "A viewer from Rainbow City, Alabama thought that Lambert, who is gay, was "shoving his homosexuality down our throats.""
    
    Which...is so much different than the sexed up straight pop culture scene that America already has?
    
    Whatever. I can't stand this Lambert guy, he's a total douchebag. But if you're going to complain about something then at least make sure it's not a double standard, assclowns.

    By Kelsey, on January 20, 2010 03:37:34

35. its not that i approve of the performance, i just think that everyone made a huge deal about it being "abnormal." honestly, its fucking tv. you dont know what the hell youre gonna get... and thats the whole point.
    so i think people need to stop complaining about how adam is too flamboyant, suck it up, and lead youre own lives. you hav no right to critique anyones tastes in music, so dont.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2010 18:25:11