Yeah, I'm afraid that Victoria's "Secret" is that NOBODY looks like these models when they wear this stuff. Once I tried to make the "sexy pout" face (these girls have obviously perfected it) and my husband thought I had to fart! Ahhh... such is life.
i look like that only, latina, AND I am somebody's wife. Ha! There are a lot of women out there Todd, that look like that if not better and they dont even require airbrushing.
It's not so bad. Just imagine all those pictures, but with the girls 10 sizes bigger, with the fat in the wrong places, with pock marks and stretch marks. Yummy.
I would so marry Candice, if she didn't have a b/f right now. Some Brazilian model. Not too good looking, just average, but doesn't seem like a dick, plus, they've been together for a few years already. She's definitely popped! Well, I'd marry her anyway. :-)
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By anonymous, on January 14, 2010 06:00:50
Yeah, I'm afraid that Victoria's "Secret" is that NOBODY looks like these models when they wear this stuff. Once I tried to make the "sexy pout" face (these girls have obviously perfected it) and my husband thought I had to fart! Ahhh... such is life.
By Abber, on January 14, 2010 06:17:23
Me Likey.
By burntfinger, on January 14, 2010 07:03:38
i look like that only, latina, AND I am somebody's wife. Ha! There are a lot of women out there Todd, that look like that if not better and they dont even require airbrushing.
By anonymous, on January 14, 2010 07:20:57
It's not so bad. Just imagine all those pictures, but with the girls 10 sizes bigger, with the fat in the wrong places, with pock marks and stretch marks. Yummy.
By anonymous, on January 14, 2010 07:47:28
I would so marry Candice, if she didn't have a b/f right now. Some Brazilian model. Not too good looking, just average, but doesn't seem like a dick, plus, they've been together for a few years already. She's definitely popped! Well, I'd marry her anyway. :-)
By anonymous, on January 14, 2010 08:39:23
same cockteasers as usual, the usual suspects...please get B league smut
By Lee Cadaver, on January 14, 2010 08:41:27
What's with the airbrushed ribs in the banner pic? That's just terrible work.
By anonymous, on January 14, 2010 11:10:04
i look like that only without all the fat.
By anonymous, on January 14, 2010 12:01:52
Thank God you posted the hot ones and left out that Fraggle Rock face Marissa Miller.
By anonymous, on January 14, 2010 12:41:58
If the average woman is a size 14, who the hell buys and WEARS this stuff?
By Fatty McButterpants, on January 14, 2010 15:24:04
Marketing research shows that approximately 1.7% of the women who carry around tiny VS shopping bags look anything like the VS models.
By Anne Boolean, on January 14, 2010 17:42:32
Whatever. These girls are all hype, no meat.
By anonymous, on January 14, 2010 22:36:15
all hot chicks look-a-like...
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 05:11:32
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