No fucking way. If this is true, then I have completely lost respect for Klitschko. Why the heck would they date each other anyway? They are so incompatible, it'd be like seeing a dad and his daughter walking side by side. Or dancing. Imagine the sex? If she can take his presumably huge dong, then she must have a nasty, massive, vagina for such a small girl. This is too fucking weird to be true.
You would think he'd be dating a 5'10 supermodel. Instead, he goes out with a girl who's barely 5 feet and has some midget DNA based on her shape. Totally unexplainable, confusing, and outright freaky.
22, not really. He's unusually tall and large and she's unusually short and small. Their kids would be, well, average. There is a genetic predisposition in all of us for going towards the "middle", where chances of survival are greatest and propagation of the species is ensured. Extreme body types do not survive well, generally. Large people need too much food and are slow, small people cannot defend themselves well and are weak; this would all be in the jungle, of course. Today it doesn't matter, but our bodies and genes still behave that way.
I'm not sure why people are objecting to this: because he's tall and she's short? he's old and she's young? It CAN'T be because she's not attractive enough for HIM? He's hideous!! And the first two options are done all the time. so I don't get it.
I'm a petite girl and I love big tall guys. They like me too. Yea it's a sex thing. so?
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Leave Your CommentThat boxer is a dead man. Hayden belongs to me.
By MPT, on January 4, 2010 06:15:22
He's 33 and she's 20. Good job!
By Bene, on January 4, 2010 06:19:40
well 'duh' about the boobs...obviously she hit puberty
By anonymous, on January 4, 2010 07:18:32
She always had those boobs. What I'm worried about is that bruise on her right leg... :(
By anonymous, on January 4, 2010 07:45:25
It's a dickslap bruise.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2010 08:21:22
Not only 33 and 20 but 6'7" and 5'0"... lol
By anonymous, on January 4, 2010 08:46:05
I wonder if she's attracted to wealthy older jewish men.
By Hyman Roth, on January 4, 2010 08:48:04
If they say she's 5'1" then in reality she's probably 4'10", making her about the size of the Travelocity troll.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2010 09:28:24
No fucking way. If this is true, then I have completely lost respect for Klitschko. Why the heck would they date each other anyway? They are so incompatible, it'd be like seeing a dad and his daughter walking side by side. Or dancing. Imagine the sex? If she can take his presumably huge dong, then she must have a nasty, massive, vagina for such a small girl. This is too fucking weird to be true.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2010 10:09:56
Good GOD I would pound her ass hard! Nothing like spinner ass!
By Ass man, on January 4, 2010 11:19:10
Padded bikini top ftw.
Her arms are still too short though, she looks like a fucking T-Rex. And I'm not turned on by dinosaurs. Usually.
By boy george, on January 4, 2010 12:48:07
Dirty Ukranian has child fetish.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2010 14:19:09
Want to buy; sex tape.
By Underpants Gnome, on January 4, 2010 14:28:54
9 - I know, what the hell does a 33 yo PhD even say to a 20 yo 5 foot midget skank?
Always thought Wladimir was a bit of a ho, now we know beyond shadow of a doubt he's a total freak / whore who'll fuck a dwarf.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2010 15:13:43
Nothing hotter than a bite-size size queen barely out of high school. We may as well save time, and rename her pussy "Tornado Alley" now.
By Ragno, on January 4, 2010 15:23:01
Yeah, a fine koala... I'd chose her over a Fat heifer any day.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2010 16:35:34
Midget arms.
By anonymous, on January 4, 2010 18:09:23
She's a fucking troll, dude can and should do better
By bitemebitch, on January 4, 2010 18:52:37
Knock out heavyweight contenders by day, demolish very tiny "actresses" by night. Why on earth not?
All this heightism on this site is sickening! :D She is probably just good mates with his penis. She's titchy so I assume it's about the same height.
By toothepoint, on January 5, 2010 00:37:38
That's a nice little ass. Too bad about her face.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 07:37:09
Where can i call this girl to fuck her in doggy style??
If she had her boobs done.. their nice... not too big...
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 10:36:08
You would think he'd be dating a 5'10 supermodel. Instead, he goes out with a girl who's barely 5 feet and has some midget DNA based on her shape. Totally unexplainable, confusing, and outright freaky.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 13:52:50
Yeah, but she still has a stupid, misspelled tattoo. That bruise on her thigh is where his dick tried to break through the skin.
By Anne Boolean, on January 5, 2010 20:03:34
22, not really. He's unusually tall and large and she's unusually short and small. Their kids would be, well, average.
There is a genetic predisposition in all of us for going towards the "middle", where chances of survival are greatest and propagation of the species is ensured. Extreme body types do not survive well, generally. Large people need too much food and are slow, small people cannot defend themselves well and are weak; this would all be in the jungle, of course. Today it doesn't matter, but our bodies and genes still behave that way.
Class dismissed.
By Aloha Mr Hand, on January 6, 2010 05:45:22
I'm not sure why people are objecting to this: because he's tall and she's short? he's old and she's young? It CAN'T be because she's not attractive enough for HIM? He's hideous!! And the first two options are done all the time. so I don't get it.
I'm a petite girl and I love big tall guys. They like me too. Yea it's a sex thing. so?
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 07:00:11
Nothing's changed, you've obviously just jumped off the hater wagon.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2010 15:07:42
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