While posing for pic #7 on that lucky chair, she said to me: "I brought some treats / I know that you gon love em / Come eat my panties off of me / Do whatever you feel comes naturally"...The missing track sais: "I need you now / Spencer is on his way / save me...please, baby / save me / ill do whatever you want even if it doesn't come naturally / save me baby, help me..."
"Do what comes naturally" - Get her naked so you can find her cell phone And call up a real woman with real breasts and More than 2 brain cells Seriosuly people. She's had spencer inside of her That alone means that that her vag is brain dead
Eating the panties off a woman is only racy if you go Jeffrey Dahmer on her and include large chunks of cunt meat in your grinding maw with the now bloody panties.
She is hot as hell and dumb as balls. A perfect blonde. 9/10 I only give her a 9 out of 10 because she doesn't know how to fucking smile. I mean, what the fuck kind of smirk is that on her face anyway? It looks like she is faking an orgasm or has just got a surprise dildo shoved up her ass. At least it is better than the fucking duck lips on snookie the dumb fat fucking ugly bitch on Jersey Shore when she pouts like she hasn't sucked enough dick in the last 5 minutes.
Christ. When will little miss "I'm a stupid whore for Jesus" realize how much everyone hates her & just disappear? Can't someone off this bitch already?
Isn't it amazing how lying hypocrites like carrie prejean & this cunt act like leg spread paris hilton crotch crustacean whores, yet expect us to swallow their "I LOVE god!" statements. I wonder why that is...
She's a fucked up psychological mess if you ask me. With a few days of dick programming, I could turn this little Jesus slut into the biggest Friday night whore in town. With proper training, her crazy train could be turned into a full on swinging, bang banging, lick your ass, sexy toy. That's what I see when I look at those pics.
What a piece of shit she is. Wraps herself in the "I'm a CHRISTIAN!" blanket, just like carrie "TITS for jesus" prejean. Then acts like a whore, while expecting everyone to treat her like Mother Teresa. I feel sorry for the 3 people that buy her stupid worthless auto-tuned album...
I'd get Dr. Hfuhruhurr and Dr. Necessiter to swap her brains with a gorilla. And even though I wouldn't bang a gorilla, I'd bang her lucious body with a gorilla's brain.
It would save me having to talk to her afterwards. This way, I just leave a banana and go my own way.
heidi's gaining weight...which is surprising because i always figured spencer for the patrick bergen in sleeping with the enemy type husband..didnt anybody else?
Little miss "I'm an attention whore for Jesus!" is now seriously fucked up. According to people magazine, she had something like 10 plastic surgeries in 1 day (including her second tit job, with now gives her porn star sized titties that are hugely disproportionite). She used to look like a hot blond chick with a great set of tits; now she looks nothing like what she used to, she looks fake, plastic & a total mess.
She's another idiot with a plastic surgery addiction; body dismorphic syndrome I think they call it. She's going to end up like that NY socialite, the cat lady...
Yep, she's on her way to being the next Shauna Sand. Very sad. She wasn't stunning to begin with, but cute enough. Now she just looks fake with those ridiculous boobs.
37 Comments:
Leave Your CommentSorry, but I'd fuck that pert little ass of hers 'til it blew smoke rings. Unnnngghhhhhh.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 10:55:06
I wonder what daddy thinks about picture #5
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 10:58:56
Gotta agree. Total loser but I'd bang the shit out of her.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 11:29:24
racy racy racy
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 11:50:53
While posing for pic #7 on that lucky chair, she said to me: "I brought some treats / I know that you gon love em / Come eat my panties off of me / Do whatever you feel comes naturally"...The missing track sais: "I need you now / Spencer is on his way / save me...please, baby / save me / ill do whatever you want even if it doesn't come naturally / save me baby, help me..."
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 11:56:08
Sounds like she's trying to be Peaches, or at least I can only imagine those lyrics being sung by Peaches to a Peaches beat.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 12:01:07
i don't give an F what she sings or says, i'd bang her like a caveman
By c, on January 12, 2010 12:08:02
"Do what comes naturally" -
Get her naked so you can find her cell phone
And call up a real woman with real breasts and
More than 2 brain cells
Seriosuly people. She's had spencer inside of her
That alone means that that her vag is brain dead
By StressJudo, on January 12, 2010 14:35:17
Eating the panties off a woman is only racy if you go Jeffrey Dahmer on her and include large chunks of cunt meat in your grinding maw with the now bloody panties.
By Uncle Daddy, on January 12, 2010 14:39:01
She is hot as hell and dumb as balls. A perfect blonde. 9/10 I only give her a 9 out of 10 because she doesn't know how to fucking smile. I mean, what the fuck kind of smirk is that on her face anyway? It looks like she is faking an orgasm or has just got a surprise dildo shoved up her ass. At least it is better than the fucking duck lips on snookie the dumb fat fucking ugly bitch on Jersey Shore when she pouts like she hasn't sucked enough dick in the last 5 minutes.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 16:05:26
Racy? The cunt couldn't do playboy right! Shit please.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 16:29:42
I think she married the wrong tool. She should've married a flash camera.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 16:32:42
Christ. When will little miss "I'm a stupid whore for Jesus" realize how much everyone hates her & just disappear? Can't someone off this bitch already?
Isn't it amazing how lying hypocrites like carrie prejean & this cunt act like leg spread paris hilton crotch crustacean whores, yet expect us to swallow their "I LOVE god!" statements. I wonder why that is...
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 18:07:14
hot piece of ass but still dumb as a post.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 18:47:43
Could I use a ball gag? Anyone?
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 18:54:51
i laughed out loud
By Giraffe Tamer, on January 12, 2010 19:38:03
Vapid cunt!
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 20:22:28
Die cunt, die.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 20:35:58
She's a fucked up psychological mess if you ask me. With a few days of dick programming, I could turn this little Jesus slut into the biggest Friday night whore in town. With proper training, her crazy train could be turned into a full on swinging, bang banging, lick your ass, sexy toy. That's what I see when I look at those pics.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 21:38:47
What a piece of shit she is. Wraps herself in the "I'm a CHRISTIAN!" blanket, just like carrie "TITS for jesus" prejean. Then acts like a whore, while expecting everyone to treat her like Mother Teresa. I feel sorry for the 3 people that buy her stupid worthless auto-tuned album...
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 21:50:23
You must get tired of saying "really?" sarcastically.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 23:07:01
what a stupid bitch
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 23:51:19
and I wonder what daddy thinks about pic #7
By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 23:52:59
Silly ho.
By anonymous, on January 13, 2010 01:39:51
wish the wife had a body like that
By anonymous, on January 13, 2010 03:04:11
HA! 'clutching my pearls and crossing myself'...comedy gold.
By mutterhals, on January 13, 2010 03:06:16
I'd get Dr. Hfuhruhurr and Dr. Necessiter to swap her brains with a gorilla. And even though I wouldn't bang a gorilla, I'd bang her lucious body with a gorilla's brain.
It would save me having to talk to her afterwards. This way, I just leave a banana and go my own way.
By jeditemple, on January 13, 2010 03:49:54
her body is on fire. i'd do bad things to her.
By anonymous, on January 13, 2010 05:06:10
Hot as hell today. After first kid? Fat. Check out those muscular thighs. Like I said, hot today...
By anonymous, on January 13, 2010 05:28:07
ud prob hear her talk about jesus 24/7 b4 u even got ur hands on her...
By anonymous, on January 13, 2010 05:36:23
#27 - I nearly pissed myself laughing at that.
By Amy the Gorilla (from the movie Congo), on January 13, 2010 06:27:09
#27, top marks. Not too many people would pull out a "the man with 2 brains" reference...
By anonymous, on January 13, 2010 07:27:21
#27.. i dont think a cirgury is need it. Just leave the banana.. she will eat it and you will go your own way anyways!!! LOL
Also #8 and #22 are GAY. Who gives a fuck about fake tits or brains? Like you never cheated in highschoool.. Fuck man.. this girl is just to fuck!!
The less talk.. the better.. i would only need a few inspirational words.. like "Oh yeah" "Harder harder" or "Give it to me Papi" .. or something...
By anonymous, on January 13, 2010 10:37:33
heidi's gaining weight...which is surprising because i always figured spencer for the patrick bergen in sleeping with the enemy type husband..didnt anybody else?
By bring back spencer's flesh-colored beard and cowboy hat, on January 13, 2010 18:34:36
Little miss "I'm an attention whore for Jesus!" is now seriously fucked up. According to people magazine, she had something like 10 plastic surgeries in 1 day (including her second tit job, with now gives her porn star sized titties that are hugely disproportionite). She used to look like a hot blond chick with a great set of tits; now she looks nothing like what she used to, she looks fake, plastic & a total mess.
She's another idiot with a plastic surgery addiction; body dismorphic syndrome I think they call it. She's going to end up like that NY socialite, the cat lady...
By anonymous, on January 14, 2010 08:37:30
Also #8 and #22 are GAY. Who gives a fuck about fake tits or brains? Like you never cheated in highschoool.. Fuck man.. this girl is just to fuck!!
I agree man!
So, how much you figure she costs an hour?
By anonymous, on January 14, 2010 16:49:00
Yep, she's on her way to being the next Shauna Sand. Very sad. She wasn't stunning to begin with, but cute enough. Now she just looks fake with those ridiculous boobs.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2010 04:20:34
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