Best I've ever seen her look. She had some serious horse-face going on. I'd hit it really hard for about 10 seconds, followed by a lot of apologizing about how this never happens and just gimme about 5 minutes...
saw her on the soup and she looks like a complete freak...talk about over doing it. She is about 3 procedures away from becoming the next "tiger lady". While she was/is a complete nut she was a pretty girl in her and I can't even fiure out what would drive her to this stuff...she is f'd
the seizure alert dog / special helmet comment is the single most funny thing i have ever read on this site. seriously. and i read it daily and there is always funny shit. but you already used the same comment on megan fox. don't get lazy and start resusing material. and if you do, make sure it hasnt been used in the last 30-60 days!
Did you see bring a photo of Lohan and say, 'Please replicate the vacant, desperate whore look.' Or does that come naturally when you exceed the limit of unnecessary surgeries under 25?
I thought she looked really cute before the surgery. Now she looks 10 years older and her face looks kinda crooked. Big mistake. I am sure she is not done yet. People like that are never satisfied.
she is a hot mess now. she used to be good looking before any surgery, now looks like any other woman that has had work done. she looks like she is in her mid 30's now.
she is officially a porn star minus being video taped for sex! she is stupid as hell, but god damn she is hot as hell too. i wouldn't mind hitting that for the rest of my life.
"Hold still" was what hit man Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem's spooky character) said to that poor motorist standing on the side of the road, just as he places his cattle-killer air gun up to the guy's forehead. I thought you were on to a good quote there.
Does this bitch ever do ANYTHING without posing for the camera? I mean seriously ANYTHING at all? I bet she could be taking a shit and still try to make it look like Jenny Mcarthys Candies ad. I do yoga everyday, but I at least break a sweat...
Anon 8:09 - are you out of your goddamn mind? The whole men vs. women commenting thing has been done to death and isn't clever anymore. At least post it on a Megan Fox thread or for a girl who's actually hot. All this thread proves is that women have functioning eyeballs. Poor Heidi Montag looks like a tranny. If you find that "damn hot," well, it's your opinion. I do suggest moving to Bangkok or something though.
Heidi Montag actually looks much BETTER with all this new plastic surgery. She had a horse face before but now her face is much more classic playboy. She does look much better. Her plastic surgeon was the best in L.A. If she had done this with any other surgeon she'd look like a circus freak.
i think todd's favourite word is "discernible" i sometimes think i am reading old posts because almost every post of a celebrity he doesnt like includes: [celebrity's name] is a [blankity blank] who has no discernible [talent/reason to live/ etc] get a new diss, todd!!!!!
I want to cut out her brain and put in the brain of a fat girl. Because she's shallow and doesn't deserve that body, but a fat girl would appreciate it and use it right. I'd put Heidi's brain in a jackass.
Those funbags look great, but I bet they bunch up and look wrinkly at certain angles and positions. I've seen it happen many times in the "pron" industry.
8:09:33, i'm a guy, and i think she looks repulsive. she looks like a 40 year old dude with some bolt-ons. if you find this damn hot, you have probably never had a woman in bed.
agree that fake DDs are nothing. i have been with a girl with real huge tits, and my current girlfriend has fake big tits. i miss the ex. fake tits are disgusting, and any dude or fool can go out and get them.
Oh pshaw. She has a beautiful face and lovely, inviting funbags. This is one case where the plastic surgery didn't get overdone/go wrong. True she's no Christina Hendricks, but then who is?
No amount of plastic surgery can get the smell of Spencer out of her twat She now has 3 DDDs on her chest but still 2 brain cells in her head Her show was The Hills. Her plastic surgery is The Pits "Discernible" is a great word. And amusing. Just watch Heidi try spell it! For the record: I would not "hit it" - I like my women exotic, erotic, and ebonic!
I think she's better looking than before but as a girl I don't understand any guy who wants to share a vagina in which Spencer has been inside of, and I get that sex is just sex but seriously if you've seen her talk and you're still desperate for sex go higher a hooker.
I don't get it. Why go through all that surgery for Spencer? All you guys who thinks she looks hot should be forced to jerk off to pictures looking like the cut up, bruised, puffy mess she would have been for weeks healing from all of that. Preferably while wearing one of those exfoliating shower mittens.
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Leave Your Commentgod damn is she ugly. really ugly. her face is like a train wreck that I can't look away from no matter how hard I try.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 04:17:36
Best I've ever seen her look. She had some serious horse-face going on. I'd hit it really hard for about 10 seconds, followed by a lot of apologizing about how this never happens and just gimme about 5 minutes...
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 04:17:40
saw her on the soup and she looks like a complete freak...talk about over doing it. She is about 3 procedures away from becoming the next "tiger lady". While she was/is a complete nut she was a pretty girl in her and I can't even fiure out what would drive her to this stuff...she is f'd
By PK, on January 26, 2010 04:20:49
I'd hit that like crazy. I don't like her, so I don;t care that she's plastic. She looks like a pornstar. I like that look.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 04:25:22
To me, DDDs are nothing if she had to buy them.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 04:33:33
Sad to say, but my dick is saying "hell yes we'd hit it" even as my brain says "he-yell muthaf----n' no".
By Sevenmack, on January 26, 2010 04:42:02
the seizure alert dog / special helmet comment is the single most funny thing i have ever read on this site. seriously. and i read it daily and there is always funny shit. but you already used the same comment on megan fox. don't get lazy and start resusing material. and if you do, make sure it hasnt been used in the last 30-60 days!
love your site.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 04:55:02
She's wearing those stupid bracelets they sell in vending machines. I guess she used all her whore money on becoming more of a whore.
By mutterhals, on January 26, 2010 05:07:33
I don't understand why you would have more plastic surgery to look more like all the atypical blonde bimbos out there...yawn. Attention whore.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 05:08:58
She looks like a drag queen.
By annabelleeee, on January 26, 2010 05:17:58
Hate to say it, but she looks MUCH better as a Replicant.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 05:20:11
Did you see bring a photo of Lohan and say, 'Please replicate the vacant, desperate whore look.' Or does that come naturally when you exceed the limit of unnecessary surgeries under 25?
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 05:21:57
I thought she looked really cute before the surgery. Now she looks 10 years older and her face looks kinda crooked. Big mistake. I am sure she is not done yet. People like that are never satisfied.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 05:27:14
I like vapid whores.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 05:27:35
Uh oh. She's on her knees praying to Allah.
By jeditemple, on January 26, 2010 05:28:55
I can't believe how insecure women are- really that much surgery before you can feel comfortable in your skin? Or do you just like how plastic feels?
If I wanted to be turned on by plastic, I'd still be hanging out at the porn shop.
By F this noise. , on January 26, 2010 05:39:09
Completely worthless human being who should be run over by a mac truck. All her money should be donated to charity.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 05:44:52
I see she has powered up her forward disrupters.
By nerd, on January 26, 2010 06:03:12
Heidi Montag Album Sells Less Than 1,000 Copies
Nuff said!! Your 10 surgeries won't help that!
http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/heidi-montag-album-sells-less-than-1000-copies-1970241
By fubar, on January 26, 2010 06:09:48
she is a hot mess now. she used to be good looking before any surgery, now looks like any other woman that has had work done. she looks like she is in her mid 30's now.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 06:10:27
Fucking retard.
I'm just saying I wouldn't mind fucking this retard.
Let's face it, you're not hanging with Corky's sister for dinner conversation.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 06:11:35
Look everyone its the whore of jesus! urrmm i mean child!
shoulda got all her money back she looks like shit!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 06:26:01
lol i love that she's wearing all those bracelets on her wrists. "I'm so spiritual and holy!" haha
By Giraffe Tamer, on January 26, 2010 07:13:58
Gah!
No.
By A. Nony Mous, on January 26, 2010 07:14:53
she is officially a porn star minus being video taped for sex! she is stupid as hell, but god damn she is hot as hell too. i wouldn't mind hitting that for the rest of my life.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 07:24:07
"Hold still" was what hit man Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem's spooky character) said to that poor motorist standing on the side of the road, just as he places his cattle-killer air gun up to the guy's forehead. I thought you were on to a good quote there.
By Anna Nomous, on January 26, 2010 07:45:01
Does this bitch ever do ANYTHING without posing for the camera? I mean seriously ANYTHING at all? I bet she could be taking a shit and still try to make it look like Jenny Mcarthys Candies ad. I do yoga everyday, but I at least break a sweat...
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 07:53:45
Here's how this thread is breaking down:
Women will say she looks worse and "gross" and "yuck".
Guys will say she looks better and damn hot.
Conclusion? She looks better, and damn hot.
We all want to put down plastic surgery as wrong, but this is one case where it's definitely made the person look better. There's no doubt about it.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 08:09:33
haha look at her power beads
By Jasmine , on January 26, 2010 08:27:28
Anon 8:09 - are you out of your goddamn mind? The whole men vs. women commenting thing has been done to death and isn't clever anymore. At least post it on a Megan Fox thread or for a girl who's actually hot. All this thread proves is that women have functioning eyeballs. Poor Heidi Montag looks like a tranny. If you find that "damn hot," well, it's your opinion. I do suggest moving to Bangkok or something though.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 08:28:12
Heidi Montag actually looks much BETTER with all this new plastic surgery. She had a horse face before but now her face is much more classic playboy. She does look much better. Her plastic surgeon was the best in L.A. If she had done this with any other surgeon she'd look like a circus freak.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 08:57:42
i think todd's favourite word is "discernible"
i sometimes think i am reading old posts because almost every post of a celebrity he doesnt like includes: [celebrity's name] is a [blankity blank] who has no discernible [talent/reason to live/ etc]
get a new diss, todd!!!!!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 09:13:43
Still has horse face, just older looking horse face
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 10:11:30
Wow her boobs look really badly fake
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 10:11:59
I don't care about the plastic surgery, its more the insanely set up photo op and fame whoring that I can't stand.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 10:16:53
I want to cut out her brain and put in the brain of a fat girl. Because she's shallow and doesn't deserve that body, but a fat girl would appreciate it and use it right. I'd put Heidi's brain in a jackass.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 11:13:55
Those funbags look great, but I bet they bunch up and look wrinkly at certain angles and positions. I've seen it happen many times in the "pron" industry.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 11:16:22
8:09:33, i'm a guy, and i think she looks repulsive. she looks like a 40 year old dude with some bolt-ons. if you find this damn hot, you have probably never had a woman in bed.
she still looks better than before, though.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 12:09:06
agree that fake DDs are nothing. i have been with a girl with real huge tits, and my current girlfriend has fake big tits. i miss the ex. fake tits are disgusting, and any dude or fool can go out and get them.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 12:11:59
Dude, if I fucked this girl she would need 10 plastic surgeries on her vagina.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 12:37:56
BOOBIES!!!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 13:14:49
Oh pshaw. She has a beautiful face and lovely, inviting funbags. This is one case where the plastic surgery didn't get overdone/go wrong. True she's no Christina Hendricks, but then who is?
By erect@hardon.cum, on January 26, 2010 13:23:59
#37 Ive seen the same tittie phenomenon but ive seen it in the "porn" industry...not the "pron"...just saying.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 13:27:56
+ 1 additional minute = 14:57.
By 15 minutes, on January 26, 2010 14:44:47
#40 pretty much just made me think of Ed Gein, and I don't mean that in a good way. Put down the hatchet, you freakbasket.
By A. Chikatilo, on January 26, 2010 16:21:15
#43, dumbass. "Pron" was intentional so it wouldn't get caught at my work's outgoing filter.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 18:24:13
No amount of plastic surgery can get the smell of Spencer out of her twat
She now has 3 DDDs on her chest but still 2 brain cells in her head
Her show was The Hills. Her plastic surgery is The Pits
"Discernible" is a great word. And amusing. Just watch Heidi try spell it!
For the record: I would not "hit it" - I like my women exotic, erotic, and ebonic!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 19:32:43
She's not just a Buddhist--she's a Buddhist ten times over. Plus the fake cans.
By Anne Boolean, on January 26, 2010 21:04:26
God what a vacuous, self-obsessed whore
By Heyyy, on January 26, 2010 23:42:43
Eew her tits have already fused themselves together.
By mourninwoody, on January 27, 2010 07:25:31
I think she's better looking than before but as a girl I don't understand any guy who wants to share a vagina in which Spencer has been inside of, and I get that sex is just sex but seriously if you've seen her talk and you're still desperate for sex go higher a hooker.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2010 08:38:21
Stupid cunt.
By Joe Mahma, on January 27, 2010 11:00:03
I don't get it. Why go through all that surgery for Spencer? All you guys who thinks she looks hot should be forced to jerk off to pictures looking like the cut up, bruised, puffy mess she would have been for weeks healing from all of that. Preferably while wearing one of those exfoliating shower mittens.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2010 14:37:56
What the hell is going on with her tits?? Bad plastic surgery job. They're attached!!
By anonymous, on February 17, 2010 10:09:06
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