Despite what previous threads on this website have said about jessica Alba, she's a hot piece. Nice body, awesome legs, great face & smile. I crawl across a room of broken glass to bang her silly. Any dude that says different needs to grow a unit...
What are you talking about? She never stopped being beautiful,not even when she was pregnant! This girl is dumb as fuck but she sure is a real brunette beauty
That is a pretty dress, color,but the bottom messess it up. That looks like a hoop skirt or something from Anne Boleyn's era. No one, even us with hips, wants added anything by the hips or butt.
That dress is like a double bustle or something. There's a good reason bustles went out of style: they look stupid. Next we'll see her in jodphurs. Jhodphurs. Jhodpurs. Fuck it, I can't spell that word, and you know what? I'm glad.
Anyway, JA is a stuck-up Frowny McFrownington dumbass. She ONLY smiles for the "important" people. (Paparazzi, not fans.) Therefore, to hell with her. May she enjoy folding towels in her next career.
I think she is hot from her gorgeous head to her tasty toes! That's right - I said tasty toes! Don't tell me you wouldn't suck on them if given a chance!
Jessica has always been pretty but not in this picture. She looks like she is missing half her hair and her makeup was applied while riding in a NYC taxi (nothing great could come of that). What the heck happened to her?
If I had to pick the prettiest girl on TV in the last 20 years, I think I'd pick Jessica. Just my opinion. But, her admitted sluttiness and the herpes are a complete turnoff.
When Dark Angel was on, I passed so much seed that My bedroom should have looked like a great white pool Wasn't she like 17 in show? Anyone who says they wouldn't bang her is jacking Off to Madam Lambert videos And who knew she was hispanic until she decided to Tell everyone?
She has mommy hair now although she still looks pretty young. Looks like she is in good shape. I've met celebrity women and they always look much better in person.
She should have been killed after Deep Blue Sea. That's by far the best she ever looked. It's only going to be a continuing downward slide. We really need an island to ship all this post-peak girls to, so we don't have to look at them trying to say "I still got it! ... R-right?!!! Don't you think? Please?"
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Leave Your CommentDespite what previous threads on this website have said about jessica Alba, she's a hot piece. Nice body, awesome legs, great face & smile. I crawl across a room of broken glass to bang her silly. Any dude that says different needs to grow a unit...
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 12:39:11
She's hot, no doubt. Except, WTF is going on with her hips? Does she have saddlebags under that dress, or is it just the way the dress was cut?
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 12:43:28
Uh, not hot. Too skinny now. And dumb as a rock.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 12:46:20
Even though that's her dress, give it a few years before her hips really start to look like that.
By Chevy Chase, on January 7, 2010 12:49:29
A dress that gives the allusion of hips? Fail.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 12:51:32
Nice legs! But I thought she was so much more pretty on 'Dark Angel'.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 12:51:43
meh
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 13:17:01
I wouldn't get within a mile of that blistered ethnic pussy.
By coolpapa, on January 7, 2010 13:18:44
#7 coolpapa don't worry she wouldn't let you with a hundred miles of ethic pussy. Anyway, she's hot and got great body.
By lkl, on January 7, 2010 13:38:06
This herpetic chola should be selling tacos somewhere in Guadalajara, not stealing jobs from hard working Americans.
By Steve Drill, on January 7, 2010 14:07:18
She's hot--got killer legs--but that dress is ugly as hell!
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 15:15:13
Steve Drill, she's sucking the cock that American whores won't suck.
By coolpapa, on January 7, 2010 15:26:46
i used to think she was hot but i don't know. she is just okay to me. like she has no sex appeal.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 15:30:20
She looks horrible.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 15:30:36
still gorgeous but ditch the dress.
:P
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 16:04:23
What are you talking about? She never stopped being beautiful,not even when she was pregnant! This girl is dumb as fuck but she sure is a real brunette beauty
By alexa, on January 7, 2010 16:28:27
That is a pretty dress, color,but the bottom messess it up. That looks like a hoop skirt or something from Anne Boleyn's era. No one, even us with hips, wants added anything by the hips or butt.
By Cocktail dress, on January 7, 2010 17:00:16
That dress is like a double bustle or something. There's a good reason bustles went out of style: they look stupid. Next we'll see her in jodphurs. Jhodphurs. Jhodpurs. Fuck it, I can't spell that word, and you know what? I'm glad.
Anyway, JA is a stuck-up Frowny McFrownington dumbass. She ONLY smiles for the "important" people. (Paparazzi, not fans.) Therefore, to hell with her. May she enjoy folding towels in her next career.
By All women named Jessica=SUCKAGE, on January 7, 2010 17:33:26
I think she is hot from her gorgeous head to her tasty toes! That's right - I said tasty toes! Don't tell me you wouldn't suck on them if given a chance!
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 17:36:37
#17, nobody cares about her fucking dress, you fag.
By coolpapa, on January 7, 2010 17:47:14
She would look better if her dress was on the floor and she was wearing the heels of her feet as earrings.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 19:24:25
She looks great but I always thought so. I mean the girl has a bikini beach pose named after her ffs!
Anyway whoever designed the dress needs to be kicked in the face unless it was designed for playing tennis and it has hip pockets for the fuzzy balls.
By Underpants Gnome, on January 7, 2010 19:27:05
she is hot, but the dress and her hair need to go... really?? she has herpes??
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 20:24:27
Jessica has always been pretty but not in this picture. She looks like she is missing half her hair and her makeup was applied while riding in a NYC taxi (nothing great could come of that). What the heck happened to her?
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 21:30:44
If I had to pick the prettiest girl on TV in the last 20 years, I think I'd pick Jessica. Just my opinion. But, her admitted sluttiness and the herpes are a complete turnoff.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 21:56:51
When Dark Angel was on, I passed so much seed that
My bedroom should have looked like a great white pool
Wasn't she like 17 in show?
Anyone who says they wouldn't bang her is jacking
Off to Madam Lambert videos
And who knew she was hispanic until she decided to
Tell everyone?
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 01:02:43
She has a "long" face.
By SJP, on January 8, 2010 02:40:53
By All women named Jessica=SUCKAGE, on January 7, 2010 17:33:26
^^LOL, true.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 03:25:48
PERFECT. You can't get ANY better than her. Really. HOTTEST woman alive.
By Dan, on January 8, 2010 03:34:54
I will fuck her like there's no tomorrow...
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 04:28:38
She has mommy hair now although she still looks pretty young. Looks like she is in good shape. I've met celebrity women and they always look much better in person.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 04:39:01
She looks awesome! I like the hourglass figure update that seems to have occurred as a result of childbirth - not bad at all. I'd give her a 10.
By Midlife Bachelor, on January 8, 2010 05:00:36
What the fucks is with that dress, her friend made it.. right?
By burntfinger, on January 8, 2010 05:54:10
As spokesperson for the people of Mehs-ville, we'd collectively like to comment "Meh"
By Denise, on January 8, 2010 06:36:45
She really does nothing for me, that would be different if her legs were wrapped around my neck though.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 07:03:03
She should have been killed after Deep Blue Sea. That's by far the best she ever looked. It's only going to be a continuing downward slide. We really need an island to ship all this post-peak girls to, so we don't have to look at them trying to say "I still got it! ... R-right?!!! Don't you think? Please?"
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 08:03:53
^^^ It was Into The Blue. She was hot then...she's ok now - that is some rockin mom hair.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 08:42:34
You forgot to mention that Derek Jeter gave her herpes....also, making her more stupid and not as attractive.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 08:49:16
I agree with #37, she does have great hair. The makers of that dress should be shot...also making her more stupid for wearing it.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 09:00:29
She looked hotter before she crapped out the kid. Women never look the same post-childbirth no matter how much they want to believe they do.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 11:35:11
So she has herpes. So does one out of four American women.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 11:52:51
#41 - Google for herpes pictures. I'd rather jack off.
By anonymous, on January 9, 2010 18:02:44
#42---she doesn't have herpes. Rumour. She is amazingly hot. So hot. Sicklingly hot.
By Gregg, on January 10, 2010 06:29:42
Why in the world would any woman wear a dress that makes you look like you have thunder thighs.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2010 17:15:04
i'd bang her, but only after i got her pregnant. i love banging pregnant women
By n, on January 11, 2010 13:48:55
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