34 Comments:

1. I didn't think it was possible but she's more disgusting than Britney Spears.

   By Gross, on January 28, 2010 07:09:19

2. Wow! Chicks fart? I'll bet Miranda Kerr doesn't. Nope. Never.

   By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 07:16:29

3. I give her credit for going without panties...still, she is pretty damn common...

   By Lee Cadaver, on January 28, 2010 07:21:52

4. I wonder if it smelled.

   By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 08:01:07

5. I'd still fuck her fat ass and jizz all over her PHAT TIT-TAYS!

   By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 08:05:43

6. Don't worry I'll plug her poop shoot...that be an innuendo......sodomy.

   By Brock Landers, on January 28, 2010 09:03:45

7. I call BS on this story. Not that I like Simpson or want to defend her, but because we know that her hole is the size of the Lincoln Tunnel. Air doesn't need to escape from her butt -- it floats freely to and fro with no pressure. But it smells like guilt. Lots and lots of guilt.

   By jeditemple, on January 28, 2010 09:17:01

8. The most awkward part was that it was her most intelligent contribution to the meeting.

   By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 09:33:53

9. LOL @ #8! Sadly, you're probably right.
   
   This just confirms what most of us already know: Jessica is a graceless pig who needs to be eradicated from the public eye as soon as possible.

   By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 09:49:27

10. Berenstain Bears? I love you more than ever.

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 09:59:22

11. Doh! Too bad none of those photos are scratch n' sniffs!
    
    Btw, she can fart under my covers anytime...

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 10:18:26

12. Ew, fat girl butt. And it farts, lol.

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 10:22:25

13. For a wealthy "woman" her clothes sure aren't tailored very well. And I wouldn't want to sit anywhere she just sat, with her ass mung all over and stuff. Stupid is one thing. Slob is another. Blech.

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 10:54:38

14. WHY IS this newsworthy?

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 12:39:54

15. Man, I thought I had a bad looking ass.

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 12:55:08

16. JESSICA SIMPSON FARTED!!!!!!!!!
    
    TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By joe pa, on January 28, 2010 13:17:30

17. I'm sure Jessica is capable of blasting another hole in the Ozone layer. "Move away from the chili".

    By Manimal5, on January 28, 2010 13:31:13

18. JESSICA!!!

    By Mom, on January 28, 2010 13:40:38

19. #14 WHY ARE you posting?

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 16:57:17

20. Fat and stupid is no way to go through life.

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 20:12:17

21. She just needs to do more anal, then it would just be a silent whoosh of air out of her gaping hole.

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 21:12:22

22. Eww... chick farts. I thought it was a myth.
    
    No I didn't.

    By Klaatu, on January 28, 2010 23:48:17

23. Her voice is changing, but her breath's the same.

    By E. Urapus Plunum, on January 29, 2010 02:04:05

24. Ugh. *Crosses her off of my want-to-do-list*
    
    Slow news day, Todd?

    By erect@hardon.cum, on January 29, 2010 05:20:13

25. Eh, everyone farts. I can't really fault her that.
    
    But, she probably could've tried to stifle it. When I'm in public I try to, usually managed to make them silent, or if I feel something awful coming, I excuse myself.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2010 06:14:08

26. That's a nasty ass and she's not even 30 yet.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2010 08:50:37

27. This needs further investigation. What was the fart's duration? What was the volume of gas that was passed. What was the tone and pitch of the fart. Was it monotone or multi-octave? Was the smell of the fart rated mild, fishy, rotten egg or flamethrower? Enquiring minds want to know!

    By Underpants Gnome, on January 29, 2010 10:47:48

28. She needs to learn how to keep em quiet. And she needs to dump her mom's ass for deliberately busting her in public.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2010 15:31:15

29. Who would want to start a business with jessica? Is wall street that desperate over this recession?! I rather just jump out a window, it's more dignified.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2010 15:59:03

30. If you seriously thinking jessica could help your business, you shouldn't be in business. Much less running one.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2010 16:03:47

31. Oh, who am I kidding. I'd punish her naughty Goddess rump by buttfucking her until she was so full that the only thing coming out of her behind for the next few days would be thick, white and creamy! SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH Y'ALL!!
    
    *Puts her back on my want-to-do-list*

    By erect@hardon.cum, on January 29, 2010 17:24:11

32. Who knew that she played the trumpet. Sounds like her mom is a real winner as well, should've blamed it on one of the guys instead of her own daughter cause.
    "I can't believe fine ass bitches like yourself eat that bleep. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?"
    "...tell these sillies that girls don't fart."
    "Ah, of course they don't. Only skeevy stoners fart."

    By Amazing Larry, on January 30, 2010 11:00:02

33. Surprising considering a close source once said Jessica is big fan of backdoor sex due to her being a "religious girl". It should've been quiet if anal, I suspect it was a queef instead and it was assumed a rectal fart usually she farts from the mouth. Wooden chairs present or perhaps a vinyl couch & I wonder, did any of the execs smell her seat after everyone had left the room, I'm guessing yes as most execs are little boys.

    By Amazing Larry, on January 30, 2010 11:08:49

34. I feel like she's turning into Sally Struthers

    By anonymous, on January 30, 2010 14:40:17