#13 so true!!! And people whined about Dubya, at least he was faithful to his wife. If he was banging anybody we most definitely would have found out by now.
This piece of shit makes Clinton look like the Dalai Lama. He always creeped me out and his wife, conversely, radiated goodness. He should face a firing squad.
Unless you can surgically remove his dick and put it on someone halfway decent then I'm not interested in seeing it. Poor Elizabeth. She gets cancer and that useless son-of-a-bitch's response is to start fucking some random whore and get her pregnant. I don't know how anyone can be so callous, but at least he's not President.
No shit, #13. Had that bastard won the dem nomination, McCain would be president right now and this country would be even more fucked than it already is, if that's possible.
Oh man. This guy is banging poontang at the same Time is wife is endoirsing him for President And the wife has terminal cancer! Oh man. why can't I be that lucky?
Oh man. This guy is banging poontang at the same Time is wife is endoirsing him for President And the wife has terminal cancer! Oh man. why can't I be that lucky?
The body part that makes people go whoa? His enormous hole where a soul would be P.S. Why isn't anytone demanding he give his campaign money back? I don't think donors intended their $$ to be spent on illegitimate babies I'll bet ya $20 Edwars tries to fuck the nurse changing Elizabeth's colostomy bag there at the end
How about him down at a restaurant near Figure Eight recently hitting on chicks and telling them that he is "divorced"? When he was in Raleigh he lived pretty close by and I can tell stories about what a greedy, back-stabbing narcissist he is.
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By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 05:43:45
I love that Lisa Druck, aka Rielle Hunter, was the inspiration for Alison Poole in American Psycho and Glamorama:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/08/allow_bret_easton_ellis_to_int.html
By mutterhals, on January 25, 2010 05:54:15
LMAO! That last sentence was gooold!
Then again Todd, if GOD gave you the tools, who are you to deny using them?!
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 05:55:40
i wanna see it.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 07:56:42
Actually, the reason they said "whoa!" is because Edwards had a vagina.
By Elizabeth Pissed-Off Edwards, on January 25, 2010 08:08:50
Me thinks his loyal minions have created this 'junk lore' in order to attempt to make pip-squeak Edwards appear more "manly".
I doubt the rumor, but time will tell. One thing is for sure, he is a patheticly self absorbed moron who has no concern for anyone but himself.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 09:52:04
Poor Elizabeth Edwards, any way you cut it.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 10:19:16
I'll believe it when I see it.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 11:31:32
YAWWWWN.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 11:44:41
Too bad his CHARACTER isn't as big as his dick.
And what's with his slut changing her name all the time? Is she hiding a criminal record or something?
By Elizabeth Edwards, on January 25, 2010 11:46:10
Perhaps John Edwards should join Tiger Woods in sex rehab? I bet Tiger could share some good "best practices" ... such as the use of Ambien?
Also - I feel sad for Elizabeth Edwards. She does not deserve any of this.
What on earth gets into these public figures? Why would John Edwards or Tiger Woods risk so much? Makes no sense to me.
By Midlife Bachelor, on January 25, 2010 11:49:13
That bitch is ugly.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 12:09:23
Scary part... This prick ran for President. In my opinion, we dodged another bullet.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 12:43:43
#13 so true!!! And people whined about Dubya, at least he was faithful to his wife. If he was banging anybody we most definitely would have found out by now.
By Zoey, on January 25, 2010 12:56:15
His poor kids.
By Cubs Fan, on January 25, 2010 13:33:04
What the hell happened to his hair? That is one MAD dyed combover!
But I would be interested in seeing his schwank if it's that large..
By ICK, on January 25, 2010 15:13:15
This piece of shit makes Clinton look like the Dalai Lama. He always creeped me out and his wife, conversely, radiated goodness. He should face a firing squad.
By Disgusted, on January 25, 2010 16:38:04
Unless you can surgically remove his dick and put it on someone halfway decent then I'm not interested in seeing it. Poor Elizabeth. She gets cancer and that useless son-of-a-bitch's response is to start fucking some random whore and get her pregnant. I don't know how anyone can be so callous, but at least he's not President.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 16:59:10
Oh dear God Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 17:18:02
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 17:23:23
No shit, #13. Had that bastard won the dem nomination, McCain would be president right now and this country would be even more fucked than it already is, if that's possible.
By anonymous, on January 25, 2010 17:35:18
Oh man. This guy is banging poontang at the same
Time is wife is endoirsing him for President
And the wife has terminal cancer!
Oh man. why can't I be that lucky?
By Bill Clinton, on January 25, 2010 19:10:23
Oh man. This guy is banging poontang at the same
Time is wife is endoirsing him for President
And the wife has terminal cancer!
Oh man. why can't I be that lucky?
By Bill Clinton, on January 25, 2010 19:10:27
I think Edwards and Hunter make wild monkey love and the minute Elizabeth dies, John is going to propose to Hunter
By Giraffe Tamer, on January 25, 2010 19:24:00
Maybe his pubes are gelled and upswept, too.
By Anne Boolean, on January 25, 2010 19:42:02
"before eating God's precious bounty"
Never heard a vagina described that way before. Good one.
By PManitou, on January 25, 2010 20:35:19
11 & 17: Read Game Change and find out what a selfish, narcissistic, raging bitch Elizabeth Edwards was. I don't blame him for cheating on her.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 00:25:50
The body part that makes people go whoa?
His enormous hole where a soul would be
P.S. Why isn't anytone demanding he give his campaign money back?
I don't think donors intended their $$ to be spent on illegitimate babies
I'll bet ya $20 Edwars tries to fuck the nurse changing Elizabeth's colostomy bag there at the end
By even-tiger-thinks-this-sucks, on January 26, 2010 00:59:26
I blinked.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 01:36:09
I believe Elizabeth knew about it all and therefore was the way she was! May the prick rot in hell for what he did to his DYING wife!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 03:32:28
24: agreed. He already got her a house on Figure 8 Island. Posh digs man.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 04:03:31
Ha! That was too funny!!!!!
By Adnerb, on January 26, 2010 05:27:34
How about him down at a restaurant near Figure Eight recently hitting on chicks and telling them that he is "divorced"? When he was in Raleigh he lived pretty close by and I can tell stories about what a greedy, back-stabbing narcissist he is.
By dmccall, on January 26, 2010 11:33:47
why don't you refer to all out of wedlock children (and there are LOTS of them) as BASTARDS? YOU BASTARD!
By antihypocrisyguy, on January 26, 2010 11:59:54
I also would like to bang your sweet young ball kicking friend and I don't hate Jesus
By jazamo, on January 26, 2010 14:37:33
I think John Edwards is an ok dude, he is just doing what all hetro males are doing...stay in there Johnnie
By anonymous, on January 26, 2010 15:17:51
dear IDLYITW, please never use "John Edwards" and "sex" in the same sentence ever again, thx.
By Algore, on January 26, 2010 21:26:45
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