23 Comments:

1. Saggy.
   

   By anonymous, on January 11, 2010 05:47:57

2. This is the bitch who went to Russian billionaire's 5 million dollar NYE party in St. Barth's right?

   By thebig28, on January 11, 2010 05:51:40

3. Da.

   By Russian Billionaire, on January 11, 2010 06:05:58

4. Thigh freckles? How is it even possible that she looks that bad?

   By anonymous, on January 11, 2010 06:36:23

5. Lohan looks, in the video, like Melanie Griffith (another actress with a substance abuse history and a career in the toilet). The problem with the resemblence is that Melanie is 52 years old! What's up with Lindsay's frozen face and gigantic (and unmoving) lips?

   By anonymous, on January 11, 2010 07:17:10

6. Stupid
   Anorexic
   Idiotic
   Narcissistic
   Twat

   By anonymous, on January 11, 2010 07:54:09

7. Her ass has got that typical lezbo look. All flat n nasty. Like you know men haven't been near that in ages.

   By anonymous, on January 11, 2010 07:59:45

8. What's up with all the bruises? Fall much?

   By anonymous, on January 11, 2010 09:15:29

9. What's up with all the bruises? Fall much?

   By anonymous, on January 11, 2010 09:15:41

10. She's just like Angelina Jolie! Maybe she'll bring one of those kids home to adopt! Or, you know, trade for crack...

    By Cynthia, on January 11, 2010 09:36:08

11. I am going to give her a break on the "save the children" thing. I am sure she that she was doing a good thing. And maybe she did. There aren't too many good things that you can say about her. Maybe she actually made a difference in one or two lives.
    I will let her slide on the bruise thing also. She is naturally very pale, and is junkie thing. A stiff breeze will give her a bruise.
    
    I will not let her pass on the whole junkie attention whore thing. I will not let her pass on taking her ugly slut in training sister everywhere.

    By Sean, on January 11, 2010 09:48:51

12. that T-cell joke is the funniest joke you've ever written.

    By anonymous, on January 11, 2010 09:56:28

13. I'd fuck her, but I can afford to take chances. I'm dead.
    

    By Aaron Spelling, PO Box 666, Hell., on January 11, 2010 13:45:50

14. OMG...i didnt watch the video, it was your still shot that was priceless. She's such a gonner.

    By aMom, on January 11, 2010 14:20:28

15. eff lindsay lohan and the crack pipe she rode in on. Leave saving the world to Angelina Jolie.

    By anonymous, on January 11, 2010 14:21:45

16. She is such an inarticulate moron. Why choose Lindsay Lohan as a spokesperson for anything, unless you want to turn it into a joke? I guess become a child "star"/coke addict waste-case and not going to college, or even finishing high school, does not an informed citizen make.

    By anonymous, on January 11, 2010 16:47:42

17. Poor beautiful mess. Get better! :(

    By anonymous, on January 11, 2010 22:00:14

18. Lindsey, I want to play a game...

    By JigSaw, on January 12, 2010 02:17:20

19. Lindsay doesn't get the inside joke: The BBC picked her because they think SHE is a prostitute and therefore would relate. LOL.

    By Rabbitt, on January 12, 2010 07:01:28

20. No see, she's perfect for this. She's a poster child!

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 07:32:39

21. NICE

    By S.A., on January 12, 2010 08:07:37

22. I think she's trying for a second career in india. BTW, How can a person with no hope help those who need it?

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 16:07:58

23. Still bang the shit outta her.

    By anonymous, on January 12, 2010 23:47:17