Great, great. Next time, instead of holding up ugly fat people for our viewing, perhaps they can include some crippled geriatrics on the Olympic team? Or how about some developmentally disabled (retarded in the vernacular) people as college profs?
I mean, if we are going to reach alllllllll the way to the other end of the bell curve and fill slots normally given to the outliers on the other side, why stop with beauty?
Give me the fuglies, gimps, and goons! No, no you keep the hotties, sprinters and geniuses!
8: Maybe Precious was a good movie and maybe the tubby girl can act. but feel good, it was not and a physical role model she is not. I like seeing fat people get roles in movies, but it'd be more noteworthy if she got the role for some reason other than her being huge.
No matter what, this magazine will not sell as well as it would have with your average pretty woman on it. The world's a cruel place, but that's the way it is.
FYI i realize that you dont care for fat chicks and movies that you deem are simply about "about a fat, black, illiterate 16-year old single mother with HIV" but actually the movie has an extremely powerful message about the love of a mother, the strife of a girl whose being forced to grow up to fast, and the determination to better oneself even against all odds. im not gonna call you some ignornant piece of shit because through all your satire about the world it is obvious you do have a brain and are only playing up this pompous attitude you have to further the delectability of your every word but for real this movie was AMAZING and that girl herself was a cinderella story so i think in this one instance perhaps you should ease up and find that the message of her being on the cover for a magazine is that you can do anything you want without having to resort to prancing around naked on stages or doing other shit like that just to get a little recognition.
and with that being said... fuck you #3 megan fox is God's gift to earth and you should be happy just to get to exist on a planet that she lives on.
You people don't know the wonder that is big lovin'. Do you know how many vaginas a plus size girl has? A normal woman only has three: the regular vagina, the mouth vagina and the butt vagina. The big ladies have an endless supply of foldable skin flap vaginas all over their bodies. And with her, it's all deep chocolate flap meat for the lovin'.
Stop hatin' and step up the all you can eat buffet of big sexy chocalottapussy.
yuck. and I mean really--that's the cruelest angle. those chins!! It just screams sweat and infection. Come on, get real. Beautiful does NOT come in all sizes.
Actually I am glad I get to live on the same planet as Megan Fox. Because when she makes some dumbass comment in an interview (as she's done a million times over) I have all the more reason to laugh. Thank you, Megan. Thank you very much.
It takes hard work and effort to stay thin and fit. ANYONE can go out and eat Taco Bell everyday until they get this fat. That's why I will never respect fatties.
I've done plus-size modeling and one of the "tricks" is to angle your face up to stretch out the double chins. I've never seen it done quite like this girl before though.
I saw the movie, it wasn't all that. While the story is compelling, it's not all that unusual. I didnt' think any of the acting was award worthy. Gaddy didsn't so much act as she did just read the script. I think especially those in entertainment are just afraid to say certain movies are crap, especially if they have a serious story. The story wasn't crap, but the acting was close to it.
If this was about a big fat white girl who is illiterate, 16 and a single mother with HIV and raped by her dad and abused my her mother....no one would give a shit.
If this was about a petite asian girl, who was illiterate, 16, and a single mother with HIV that got raped by her dad and abused by her mother...I would fap to it.
Regardless, it was about fucking time Jabba the Hut got his first film, although I cant understand why they chose to put a picture of one of his testicles on the front cover.
she'll have her 15 minutes of fame and than Hollywood will chew her up and spit her out. Even if she wins an oscar how many roles could there possibly be there for her after precious? maybe one other movie where SHE is the abusive mother of a illiterate 16 year old girl with HIV raped by her father...... Then she'll star in a feel good black christmas comedy by Tyler Perry....
This site is better when your posts poke needles into the pompous balloons of celebrities, either by deriding them or threatening to jerk off on their faces. But shit like this is just pointless bullying. Stick with being cruel to actual assinine celebrities and not taking the easy way out and calling some barely-known chick "fat". If I thought that was funny, I'd read Max Tucker.
I can understand mocking celebutards like Lohan who seem to think they are God's gift to the universe. I think this post is just plain hateful. I hear this girl is smart, sweet and funny. Fuck you Todd.
I didn't know that one fat black woman on a magazine cover that I never heard about was the the start of the breakdown of civilization? Who knew it was that easy?
What the hell is wrong with you people? Your comments are not in any way clever or funny. They just further reinforce the notion that Americans are vapid, ignorant pieces of shit. No wonder so many people want to annihilate us from the face of the planet.
#1 if you can't tell the difference between a Aphrodite-level hotness like Michelle Obama and this walking rephrase of the zeppelin Hindenburg then you REALLY need to head on down to the eye doctor. Or maybe you just don't like de Black wimminz, hmm? Psh. Whatev.
As for Precious, no I wouldn't hit it, not my type, but she's probably a great person to hang around with. And the movie was wonderful - go see it.
This? This is called an internet gossip site. It's where people come to read & write crass humor and rip on pop culture we're told to like.
You? You are called a moron. A person who claims moral superiority and international understanding without any perspective on the medium you're in or the slightest inkling of what people in other countries do or think. As if there aren't pop culture bulletin boards strewn with crass humor and foul language across the world, you idiot. Get a life.
Regardless of what's being said about her here, this chick is awesome. Go youtube her Conan appearance; she's a goddamn valley girl! Completely adorable. That said, horrible cover.
Speaking slowly and calmly so that the the vapid and vituperate commentators can focus.
Kathy Bates, who portrayed a fat lunatic, spinster that beat the shit out of an author because he didn't portray a fictional character to her liking, won an Oscar for her role.
You dump on this fat abused black character in a movie and the actress' ability to garner attention in main stream media because of this role is fantastically wrong and inappropriate. Shame on you for picking the easy target. Most people can shoot fish in the barrel. Takes a concerted effort to head out to waters with challenges. Nitwits.
Speaking slowly and calmly so that the the vapid and vituperate commentators can focus.
Kathy Bates, who portrayed a fat lunatic, spinster that beat the shit out of an author because he didn't portray a fictional character to her liking, won an Oscar for her role.
You dump on this fat abused black character in a movie and the actress' ability to garner attention in main stream media because of this role is fantastically wrong and inappropriate. Shame on you for picking the easy target. Most people can shoot fish in the barrel. Takes a concerted effort to head out to waters with challenges. Nitwits.
i like that when you call someone a slut on here, its ok, but as soon as you call someone fat then youre the worst person in the world. shes fat. its called telling the truth.
#59 it isn't OK to slut shame. Think about how often the (self proclaimed) males post about how they are willing fuck anything that moves, yet they hate the ones they would like to fuck. It is a very sick mental and social dynamic. This site is crawling with self loathing and misogyny. I wonder if any shrinks are reading this site and taking notes.
#51- i"ll stop reinforcing "the notion that Americans are vapid, ignorant pieces of shit" when wannabe lifetime movies-of-the-week like this stop showing Americans as horrifyingly fat, retarded plague-bearers that can't stop humping daddy long enough to pick up a fucking book.
the haitian comment was uncalled for and i have been reading your website for years being an avid fan. like seriously have some sort of restraint considering the situation, i am haitian and to be quite honest would have been less offended if you kept to the fat jokes i will not be reading your wedsite anymore, perez has more class.
" person who claims moral superiority and international understanding without any perspective on the medium you're in or the slightest inkling of what people in other countries do or think"...yes ,all the world does fucking hate u and wishes that u will be gone like atlantis
whoever wrote this a complete jacka**!!! how dare you write something like that about someone you don't even know!!! here's some advice, GET A F*CKING CLUE!!!!
69- being a fatass isn't a 'weight issue'- it's being a tubby bitch. exactly how brainwashed do you have to be to believe that everything is an 'issue' or a 'disorder' and no one is actually responsible for their own lives?
I'll bet half of the people making fun of this woman look like they got ran over by an 18 wheeler. Seriously, If it's not "she's too thin it's, she's too fat or looks like a horse" So... what is perfection?
Mean Todd, very mean. Unless this chick acts like a dumb whore, shows her crotch to paparazzi or gets a reality show for having 18 kids there's really no point to make fun of her. Stick to making Paris Hilton jokes
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Leave Your Commentthey call michelle obama beautiful, so why not her?
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 02:59:19
Great, great. Next time, instead of holding up ugly fat people for our viewing, perhaps they can include some crippled geriatrics on the Olympic team? Or how about some developmentally disabled (retarded in the vernacular) people as college profs?
I mean, if we are going to reach alllllllll the way to the other end of the bell curve and fill slots normally given to the outliers on the other side, why stop with beauty?
Give me the fuglies, gimps, and goons! No, no you keep the hotties, sprinters and geniuses!
This country is going to sh-t.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 03:02:23
Last time I checked Megan Fox wasn't being nominated for (and winning) awards for her movies. Oh wait, that's because you have to have talent.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 03:07:49
big girls need loving too
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 03:10:46
HOLY CRAP!
By Frank Barone, on January 15, 2010 03:14:26
I didn't realize that Shirley from "What's Happening" had a daughter.
By Raj, on January 15, 2010 03:19:50
Is that V for Visitors? As in, those reptilian aliens that swore they came in peace?
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 03:41:41
I loved "Precious" and I still laughed at this post. I'm quite morally conflicted right now.
By Pat "Jesus Did It" Robertson, on January 15, 2010 03:46:09
8: Maybe Precious was a good movie and maybe the tubby girl can act. but feel good, it was not and a physical role model she is not. I like seeing fat people get roles in movies, but it'd be more noteworthy if she got the role for some reason other than her being huge.
By Anivair, on January 15, 2010 03:58:29
No matter what, this magazine will not sell as well as it would have with your average pretty woman on it. The world's a cruel place, but that's the way it is.
By Viking Girl, on January 15, 2010 04:01:18
What's the big deal? Leather couches are a perfectly respectable addition to home interior.
By mutterhals, on January 15, 2010 04:01:27
Also, was it REALLY necessary to add the phrase "Big Love" to the cover over this actresses name? Honestly.
By Viking Girl, on January 15, 2010 04:04:22
Give me you tired, your poor, your muddled asses yearning to eat brie, I lift my ......
By Emma Lizardsass, on January 15, 2010 04:05:15
oh my...... well they dare not this try this at W -- charity covers don't fly there
By gigi, on January 15, 2010 04:14:51
...nice eyebrows tho, I guess...
By gigi, again..., on January 15, 2010 04:17:08
I'm from Greece and the Sparta part literally had me in tears...very funny post.
Nice blog too.
By Leonidas, on January 15, 2010 04:19:00
I really do not think I will be going to see this movie, does not sound too feel good to me.
By Francois, on January 15, 2010 04:30:12
You went from Ashley Greene's nipple to this?!
Todd, you gotta stop hitting that crack pipe in the morning; it's really starting to affect your work.
By PeteRock24, on January 15, 2010 04:32:01
FYI i realize that you dont care for fat chicks and movies that you deem are simply about "about a fat, black, illiterate 16-year old single mother with HIV" but actually the movie has an extremely powerful message about the love of a mother, the strife of a girl whose being forced to grow up to fast, and the determination to better oneself even against all odds. im not gonna call you some ignornant piece of shit because through all your satire about the world it is obvious you do have a brain and are only playing up this pompous attitude you have to further the delectability of your every word but for real this movie was AMAZING and that girl herself was a cinderella story so i think in this one instance perhaps you should ease up and find that the message of her being on the cover for a magazine is that you can do anything you want without having to resort to prancing around naked on stages or doing other shit like that just to get a little recognition.
and with that being said...
fuck you #3 megan fox is God's gift to earth and you should be happy just to get to exist on a planet that she lives on.
By ..., on January 15, 2010 04:38:49
I hope she's naked inside
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 04:44:03
You people don't know the wonder that is big lovin'. Do you know how many vaginas a plus size girl has? A normal woman only has three: the regular vagina, the mouth vagina and the butt vagina. The big ladies have an endless supply of foldable skin flap vaginas all over their bodies. And with her, it's all deep chocolate flap meat for the lovin'.
Stop hatin' and step up the all you can eat buffet of big sexy chocalottapussy.
By Uncle Daddy, on January 15, 2010 04:52:46
yummy!
By Mr. Creosote, on January 15, 2010 04:57:03
Gorilla's in the Mist.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 05:06:48
bik mama need som bik lovin'
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 05:10:44
yuck. and I mean really--that's the cruelest angle. those chins!! It just screams sweat and infection. Come on, get real. Beautiful does NOT come in all sizes.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 05:31:56
You are a fucking retard.
Does it really offend you SO much that there's a fat black woman on the cover of a magazine? Who gives a FUCK? Some people may like her.
Holy shit this post was lame. You probably think Heidi Montag deserves a Vogue cover.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 05:39:36
Is this the poster for her new film "V for Veal"?
By Leonidas, on January 15, 2010 05:54:19
#19
Actually I am glad I get to live on the same planet as Megan Fox. Because when she makes some dumbass comment in an interview (as she's done a million times over) I have all the more reason to laugh. Thank you, Megan. Thank you very much.
By #3, on January 15, 2010 06:03:58
In the words of the great Ron Bennington, Precious can be described as, "A Fatter, Blacker, Juno"
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 06:21:53
What the fuck is this nasty fat bitch doing on my monitor? Get the fuck off.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 06:28:23
It takes hard work and effort to stay thin and fit. ANYONE can go out and eat Taco Bell everyday until they get this fat. That's why I will never respect fatties.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 07:00:40
The following should be eliminated from the face of the earth:
1. Woman's hockey
2. Fat black women
3. Sardines in Olive Oil
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 07:08:39
"Labels: gabourey sidibe, diabetes, fourth meal"
Nice.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 07:17:36
Johnny, look at that fat slut! She must weight 300,000,000 billion pounds. And she has cankles!
Thats alright Steve! I totally nailed her last week when i was shitfaced! Talk about more cushin for the pushin!
oh johnny , do you think I'm too fat to fuck?
oh no auntie "f", thats just more cushin for the pushin.
O.k. then ride me like the pig that I am.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 07:29:27
you're on a role today. nice work
By Todd's BM, on January 15, 2010 07:32:46
I've done plus-size modeling and one of the "tricks" is to angle your face up to stretch out the double chins. I've never seen it done quite like this girl before though.
By W, on January 15, 2010 08:54:16
I saw the movie, it wasn't all that. While the story is compelling, it's not all that unusual. I didnt' think any of the acting was award worthy. Gaddy didsn't so much act as she did just read the script. I think especially those in entertainment are just afraid to say certain movies are crap, especially if they have a serious story. The story wasn't crap, but the acting was close to it.
By jaye, on January 15, 2010 08:57:22
If this was about a big fat white girl who is illiterate, 16 and a single mother with HIV and raped by her dad and abused my her mother....no one would give a shit.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 09:03:37
#38
I am a black girl, but I have to tell you, you are 100% correct!
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 09:16:59
If this was about a petite asian girl, who was illiterate, 16, and a single mother with HIV that got raped by her dad and abused by her mother...I would fap to it.
Regardless, it was about fucking time Jabba the Hut got his first film, although I cant understand why they chose to put a picture of one of his testicles on the front cover.
By PoopMonster, on January 15, 2010 09:19:29
she'll have her 15 minutes of fame and than Hollywood will chew her up and spit her out. Even if she wins an oscar how many roles could there possibly be there for her after precious? maybe one other movie where SHE is the abusive mother of a illiterate 16 year old girl with HIV raped by her father......
Then she'll star in a feel good black christmas comedy by Tyler Perry....
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 09:51:54
I blame Tyra Banks for this one!
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 10:24:49
This site is better when your posts poke needles into the pompous balloons of celebrities, either by deriding them or threatening to jerk off on their faces. But shit like this is just pointless bullying. Stick with being cruel to actual assinine celebrities and not taking the easy way out and calling some barely-known chick "fat". If I thought that was funny, I'd read Max Tucker.
By Dingo, on January 15, 2010 10:25:54
#40 words cannot express the shame I feel having laughed my fucking ass off at your post.
By the way if a movie is referred to as compelling or powerful it most certainly will NOT be a feel good movie.
"Schindler's List" was compelling and powerful. "Bad News Bears" was feel good.
By Staci, on January 15, 2010 10:44:17
Wow. You're kinda mean.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 11:30:31
i've been wishing for an original movie. i would now like to specify "an original movie someone, ANYONE, wants to see"
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 11:43:09
I can understand mocking celebutards like Lohan who seem to think they are God's gift to the universe. I think this post is just plain hateful. I hear this girl is smart, sweet and funny. Fuck you Todd.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 11:47:10
She needs to lose 300pds,stat.
By Anna Wintour, on January 15, 2010 11:54:13
I didn't know that one fat black woman on a magazine cover that I never heard about was the the start of the breakdown of civilization? Who knew it was that easy?
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 12:26:28
@43
I think a needle won't be enough to poke this "celebrity". The expression "man the harpoons" comes to mind.
ps
George Agdgdgwngo called and said that if Todd doesn't apologize for making fun of his sister here, he won't give him his monies.
By PoopMonster, on January 15, 2010 12:33:38
What the hell is wrong with you people? Your comments are not in any way clever or funny. They just further reinforce the notion that Americans are vapid, ignorant pieces of shit. No wonder so many people want to annihilate us from the face of the planet.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 13:26:24
#1 if you can't tell the difference between a Aphrodite-level hotness like Michelle Obama and this walking rephrase of the zeppelin Hindenburg then you REALLY need to head on down to the eye doctor. Or maybe you just don't like de Black wimminz, hmm? Psh. Whatev.
As for Precious, no I wouldn't hit it, not my type, but she's probably a great person to hang around with. And the movie was wonderful - go see it.
By erect@hardon.cum, on January 15, 2010 15:46:24
#51...
This? This is called an internet gossip site. It's where people come to read & write crass humor and rip on pop culture we're told to like.
You? You are called a moron. A person who claims moral superiority and international understanding without any perspective on the medium you're in or the slightest inkling of what people in other countries do or think. As if there aren't pop culture bulletin boards strewn with crass humor and foul language across the world, you idiot. Get a life.
By Bearski, on January 15, 2010 15:50:12
I just fell out of my chair. Best post of the year so far, Todd.
By smackablack, on January 15, 2010 17:12:11
big girls need loving too
But they gotta pay.
By Glen Q., on January 15, 2010 19:24:09
Regardless of what's being said about her here, this chick is awesome. Go youtube her Conan appearance; she's a goddamn valley girl! Completely adorable. That said, horrible cover.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 19:50:29
Speaking slowly and calmly so that the the vapid and vituperate commentators can focus.
Kathy Bates, who portrayed a fat lunatic, spinster that beat the shit out of an author because he didn't portray a fictional character to her liking, won an Oscar for her role.
You dump on this fat abused black character in a movie and the actress' ability to garner attention in main stream media because of this role is fantastically wrong and inappropriate. Shame on you for picking the easy target. Most people can shoot fish in the barrel. Takes a concerted effort to head out to waters with challenges. Nitwits.
By Lara, on January 15, 2010 20:40:52
Speaking slowly and calmly so that the the vapid and vituperate commentators can focus.
Kathy Bates, who portrayed a fat lunatic, spinster that beat the shit out of an author because he didn't portray a fictional character to her liking, won an Oscar for her role.
You dump on this fat abused black character in a movie and the actress' ability to garner attention in main stream media because of this role is fantastically wrong and inappropriate. Shame on you for picking the easy target. Most people can shoot fish in the barrel. Takes a concerted effort to head out to waters with challenges. Nitwits.
By Lara, on January 15, 2010 20:42:18
i like that when you call someone a slut on here, its ok, but as soon as you call someone fat then youre the worst person in the world.
shes fat. its called telling the truth.
she also has mega squinty eyes.
By anonymous, on January 15, 2010 21:03:56
wow, didnt know you hated black people so much..oh well
By Soromonu, on January 16, 2010 02:33:13
#59 it isn't OK to slut shame. Think about how often the (self proclaimed) males post about how they are willing fuck anything that moves, yet they hate the ones they would like to fuck. It is a very sick mental and social dynamic. This site is crawling with self loathing and misogyny. I wonder if any shrinks are reading this site and taking notes.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2010 04:04:51
#51- i"ll stop reinforcing "the notion that Americans are vapid, ignorant pieces of shit" when wannabe lifetime movies-of-the-week like this stop showing Americans as horrifyingly fat, retarded plague-bearers that can't stop humping daddy long enough to pick up a fucking book.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2010 06:10:46
Yanno, they could have at least chosen a picture that doesn't make her look like monorail cat getting ready for the space launch.
She needs to go eat whoever chose that image.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2010 06:12:20
59 she has squinty eyes because she has so much face fat its hard for her to keep them open. she must have about 30 cans of crisco in her chin alone
By anonymous, on January 16, 2010 06:23:04
the haitian comment was uncalled for and i have been reading your website for years being an avid fan. like seriously have some sort of restraint considering the situation, i am haitian and to be quite honest would have been less offended if you kept to the fat jokes i will not be reading your wedsite anymore, perez has more class.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2010 08:28:39
And while Todd is sitting in his mom's basement typing this kinda bullshit, that "fat black chick" is gettin lots of money, fame, and awards.
FAIL
By anonymous, on January 16, 2010 08:35:06
" person who claims moral superiority and international understanding without any perspective on the medium you're in or the slightest inkling of what people in other countries do or think"...yes ,all the world does fucking hate u and wishes that u will be gone like atlantis
By anonymous, on January 16, 2010 11:53:37
And while Todd is sitting in his mom's basement typing this kinda bullshit, that "fat black chick" is gettin lots of money, fame, and awards.
They give you money & awards for being a fat black chick?
I blame Clinton.
By anonymous, on January 16, 2010 13:18:35
tacky! dont make fun of this poor girl..
come on!
youre funnier when youre trashing the dumb-dumbs that bring it on themselves with idiotic behavior and whatnot...
not girls with weight issues....
thats just plain mean and a total low-blow
By lola, on January 17, 2010 00:04:22
whoever wrote this a complete jacka**!!! how dare you write something like that about someone you don't even know!!! here's some advice, GET A F*CKING CLUE!!!!
By KyJPage, on January 17, 2010 07:05:04
69- being a fatass isn't a 'weight issue'- it's being a tubby bitch. exactly how brainwashed do you have to be to believe that everything is an 'issue' or a 'disorder' and no one is actually responsible for their own lives?
By anonymous, on January 17, 2010 07:16:50
Haven't seen the movie, but want to. m
Wow! so many of you are assh*oles and you'll deserve it when karma comes back to bite you on the ass.
By kate, on January 17, 2010 08:18:15
Wow! so many of you are assh*oles and you'll deserve it when karma comes back to bite you on the ass
You mean karma is going to turn me into a fat black chick?
Do I get money & awards after that, too?
By anonymous, on January 17, 2010 15:46:31
When did Whale Wars go to the Silver Screen?
By anonymous, on January 17, 2010 18:44:48
I'll bet half of the people making fun of this woman look like they got ran over by an 18 wheeler. Seriously, If it's not "she's too thin it's, she's too fat or looks like a horse" So... what is perfection?
By anonymous, on January 17, 2010 19:14:04
#75 not that.
By anonymous, on January 18, 2010 14:09:48
Mean Todd, very mean. Unless this chick acts like a dumb whore, shows her crotch to paparazzi or gets a reality show for having 18 kids there's really no point to make fun of her. Stick to making Paris Hilton jokes
By anonymous, on January 21, 2010 09:05:17
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