Monjack and Brittany's nutbar of a mother trip all over themselves claiming that Brittany never used drugs of any kind - except for that time on "Today" when Simon said Brittany used Vicoprofin and Sarafem for five days every month during her "menstrual time." (Because, as we all know, 105-pound girls get their periods like clockwork - especially after they drop 20 pounds - and those periods are invariably bad enough that they need to be treated with ass-kicking drugs that are actually rebadged Prozac and a hydrocodone cocktail. Well-known fact: hydrocodone is a powerful sedative and painkiller, and Prozac is a heavy-duty mood stabilizer. Not-so-well-known fact: Prozac is also used to treat panic disorders, symptoms of bipolar disease, and eating disorders.
The only other drug mentioned was an "anti-seizure medication" which was never named. I find that interesting since I'd never heard of Vicoprofin and Sarafem in my entire life before and you have to take seizure meds every day for them to be effective. So why didn't Simon seem to know the name of that one?
Oh, and did I mention that seizure meds are rarely abused because you can't get high off of them? And did I also mention that the exceptions to that rule are phenobarbitol, clonazepam, and gabapentin? Because if I mentioned that, then it would be worth mentioning that those drugs are, in order, a powerful sedative, and two drugs that are used as alternative treatments for panic disorders, bipolar disease, and eating disorders. And if I were to say all that then I should probably add that withdrawal from gabapentin is highly pronounced in people who have a history of alcohol and cocaine abuse and that one of the biggest symptoms of withdrawal is violent and prolonged bouts of vomiting, which is what Brittany was doing right before she died.
I guess that what I'm trying to say is that Brittany died because Hollywood broke her heart by spreading lies that she was sort of crazy and on drugs and anorexic. Those bastards.
a well known makeup trick to removing excess lipstick ( like you might want to do right before you take a picture ){ so that it doesn't end up on your teeth} is to stick your finger in your mouth... as much as I'm sure it will spawn a fistful of dirty comments, it actually does work. I'm guessing she didn't have anything handy to clean her finger with?
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Leave Your CommentCan I just point out a few things?
Monjack and Brittany's nutbar of a mother trip all over themselves claiming that Brittany never used drugs of any kind - except for that time on "Today" when Simon said Brittany used Vicoprofin and Sarafem for five days every month during her "menstrual time." (Because, as we all know, 105-pound girls get their periods like clockwork - especially after they drop 20 pounds - and those periods are invariably bad enough that they need to be treated with ass-kicking drugs that are actually rebadged Prozac and a hydrocodone cocktail. Well-known fact: hydrocodone is a powerful sedative and painkiller, and Prozac is a heavy-duty mood stabilizer. Not-so-well-known fact: Prozac is also used to treat panic disorders, symptoms of bipolar disease, and eating disorders.
The only other drug mentioned was an "anti-seizure medication" which was never named. I find that interesting since I'd never heard of Vicoprofin and Sarafem in my entire life before and you have to take seizure meds every day for them to be effective. So why didn't Simon seem to know the name of that one?
Oh, and did I mention that seizure meds are rarely abused because you can't get high off of them? And did I also mention that the exceptions to that rule are phenobarbitol, clonazepam, and gabapentin? Because if I mentioned that, then it would be worth mentioning that those drugs are, in order, a powerful sedative, and two drugs that are used as alternative treatments for panic disorders, bipolar disease, and eating disorders. And if I were to say all that then I should probably add that withdrawal from gabapentin is highly pronounced in people who have a history of alcohol and cocaine abuse and that one of the biggest symptoms of withdrawal is violent and prolonged bouts of vomiting, which is what Brittany was doing right before she died.
I guess that what I'm trying to say is that Brittany died because Hollywood broke her heart by spreading lies that she was sort of crazy and on drugs and anorexic. Those bastards.
By Coincidence Jones, on January 28, 2010 03:50:48
In the banner pic, why is her pointer finger red? Allergic reaction?
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 04:17:38
Look at her index finger - same colour stain as her lipstick....a sad tale all around...
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 04:18:39
a well known makeup trick to removing excess lipstick ( like you might want to do right before you take a picture ){ so that it doesn't end up on your teeth} is to stick your finger in your mouth... as much as I'm sure it will spawn a fistful of dirty comments, it actually does work. I'm guessing she didn't have anything handy to clean her finger with?
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 07:31:21
IN yet Lindsay Lohan is still alive....Interesting...
By just wondering..., on January 28, 2010 15:39:55
"dragon in a towaway zone" LMAO
By giraffe tamer, on January 29, 2010 10:48:27
I miss Britt - can we trade Britney, Lindsey, and Paris and get her back?
By anonymous, on January 29, 2010 11:13:52
It's amazes me that the crazy hot chicks always pick the most fuck up guys. Stuns me every time.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2010 13:12:44
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