I just want to say that I have met Loredana Jolie and she looks nothing like her pictures in real life. Tiger's wife is prettier than any of these mistresses so far.
Wow. The most boring guy on earth suddenly gets more interesting by the day. I see an Adrian Lynn softcore porn film in the making with Billy Zane and Stephanie Seymour.
Mi, the problem with your logic is that to cheat, you have to be involved with a woman that you don't have to pay hourly wages to. And since you will clearly never know what that's like, why should anyone take your advice?
I know for a fact that Nike has been preparing for the "men in the room during sex" claims because he apparently wasn't very particular about who was there and who he messed around with. X and Ambien will do that to you.
THAT'S freaky? Really?? Shit, I was expecting to read something involving, I don't know, Nerf toys, pygmies in leather and a lubricated donkey wearing a ballerina tu-tu.
Yeah yeah yeah But I got a chick pregnant while my cancer-ridden wife was campaigning for me! And I was still talking shit about how important family is! Ha! Beat THAT, you amateur!
Carefactor is low. Pretty much over being shocked about anything to do with Tiger Woods now. Seriously doubt he was poking any dudes. For the record, if I had a billion or so dollars, some free time and an out of control boner, I'd call the nearest high dollar whore too.
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Leave Your Commentditto Todd. What's better than being rich enough to buy your own live porn
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 06:14:37
The safe word had an "L" in it didnt it? Sirry asians.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 06:37:12
This wreaks of narcissism. Narcissists like to control and degrade others.
By Dr. Phil, on January 28, 2010 07:10:17
There's no way Tiggy is hetero.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 07:28:55
I just want to say that I have met Loredana Jolie and she looks nothing like her pictures in real life. Tiger's wife is prettier than any of these mistresses so far.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 07:49:07
Wow. The most boring guy on earth suddenly gets more interesting by the day. I see an Adrian Lynn softcore porn film in the making with Billy Zane and Stephanie Seymour.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 08:10:20
That doesn't sound freaky. That sounds awesome! Sign me up, Tiger!
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 08:29:55
what's her price, i'll cum up with the money
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 09:00:32
#5 - no fucking way. some of those chicks are just as hot as Elin; plus they A) willingly suck the bacteria off his penis, and B) don't fucking nag.
why cheat? well A and B are enough, ladies. read and learn. read and learn.
By Mi, on January 28, 2010 10:13:52
Mi, the problem with your logic is that to cheat, you have to be involved with a woman that you don't have to pay hourly wages to. And since you will clearly never know what that's like, why should anyone take your advice?
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 12:30:44
Dude's on streroids no doubt... yet another lie he has neglected to share...
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 12:40:56
#9 - hahahahahahahahahahahahaha AMEN!
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 13:09:29
I know for a fact that Nike has been preparing for the "men in the room during sex" claims because he apparently wasn't very particular about who was there and who he messed around with. X and Ambien will do that to you.
By Alan Fish, on January 28, 2010 15:31:01
That dipshit is on the DOWNLOW.
By fuck tiger, on January 28, 2010 15:31:53
"Not normal"?
Tiger sounds like a perfectly normal & healthy 14-year-old boy...
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 16:53:49
thats not being freak..anyway check out this video..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBB4x8GYxsU
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 18:58:43
THAT'S freaky? Really?? Shit, I was expecting to read something involving, I don't know, Nerf toys, pygmies in leather and a lubricated donkey wearing a ballerina tu-tu.
By erect@hardon.cum, on January 28, 2010 21:25:27
#10 nice... very nice...
By anonymous, on January 28, 2010 21:54:38
Oink
By Klaatu, on January 28, 2010 23:49:34
Yeah yeah yeah
But I got a chick pregnant while my cancer-ridden wife was campaigning for me!
And I was still talking shit about how important family is!
Ha! Beat THAT, you amateur!
By John-Edwards-should-kill-himself, on January 29, 2010 00:42:43
Gotta love Vanity Fair. Always ready to go the low road. Mag is the spawn of satan.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2010 01:32:56
Carefactor is low. Pretty much over being shocked about anything to do with Tiger Woods now. Seriously doubt he was poking any dudes. For the record, if I had a billion or so dollars, some free time and an out of control boner, I'd call the nearest high dollar whore too.
By Underpants Gnome, on January 29, 2010 10:55:34
I'm just amazed that he played that good of golf to have this much pussy in his face. Give him that much do at least.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2010 15:49:23
I'm just amazed that he played that good of golf to have this much pussy in his face. Give him that much do at least.
I'm pretty sure it was the fuckloads of cash that got him pussy, not his elite ball handling skills.
After all, golf isn't a sport - it's an excuse.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2010 17:38:34
If they make a sequel to The Hangover, they need to figure out a way to get Tiger to guest star in it.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2010 14:09:03
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