She looks like a drugged out, hagged out, skanked out hooker who just had a train pulled on her & hasn't showered yet. Just disgusting; I'm sure her mom must be "so proud" of the way her other daughter is teaching her how to be a slut...
Anyone else think she looks a lot like Jim Carrey from in living color when he'd dress up as a woman in a bikini, I think it was a females body builder character?
If Ali had the looks, acting ability,and a passable singing voice like Lyndsay, Dina Lohan would have had Ali out there. Ali and Dina have tried to put Ali in movies, but it has not worked. Dina the Momager is a mess no studio,producers etc. would want to work with and her only client , Ali, has no talent. Ali only has Lyndsay's name and Lyndsay cannot get a part on a dog food commercial now.
Seriously, she looks exactly like the body builder from In Living Color - the one played by Jim Carrey. Vera Di Milo I think was the character... check it out here and tell me I am wrong.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK88-eaDbBA
Any garden variety parent wouldn't let her hang out with Lindsay in their back garden, let alone abroad.
World is going to end soon so fear not for a freckled teen and her sister who, I believe, could have been a making decent money had she not thrown it all away for media whoring.
There's no doubt, Lindsay has made almost every mistake/decision one can make. So more than likely her sister will follow her lead. But I think the real problem is and always has been their "parents". They seem hellbent on making sure their kids are total train-wrecks. Controversy creates cash but selling out your own family to achieve notoriety and relevance is despicable.
This is why young girls that havent completed going through puberty should NOT get breast implants. She looks absolutely awful, they look more like pecs than tits. Like a lil Thai boy undergoing gender reassignment surgery.
I just heard that lindsay lohan may now be a coke dealer; this makes total sense. No one likes her, she steals from everyone (and is forced to return jewelry, fur coats, dresses, etc), nobody in hollywood wants to work with her due to her drama & emotional outbursts, yet she keeps getting access to A list events & people with lots of money. Her being a coke whore was never in question; her being a coke providing whore now makes the most amount of sense...
I'm no fan of the entire Lohan clan, but I really don't think it's fair to judge her body before it's done yet. She's what, 16? Girls who AREN'T awkward at 16 are the lucky few. Give those boobies some time, fellas--mine were the same (wee) size from 8th grade to freshman year of college, when they kindly decided to explode. It was pretty cool. Where was I? Oh, right, give Ali a break, at least until she's 18 or so and puberty has released her from its evil clutches.
Whatever. I'll check back in 5 years. Right now she's just a kid not done growing yet. What did YOU look like at that age? Yeah, that's what I thought.
who the fuck are you kidding? im not going to say i was anywhere near "sexy" or georgeous when I was a awkward teen...key word being AWKWARD. I was a normal, awkward, girl going through puberty at a normal blossoming pace. I was a cute kid, not over sexualized by TV and my parents did NOT allow me to act like I was an adult well into my mid to late 20's. Ali and Linds have never (sadly) been normal teenagers. At least normal from the standards I grew up with (im 29 now and gladly I blossomed very nicely).
Ali has terrible breast implants. Im not against breast implants, having them myself, but there is an appropriate age for everything non? Sadly she 'interrupted' what would be considered normal puberty with silicone bags, the behaviour of a spoiled, over exposed brat with a knack at following in the footsteps of her awsome older sis. Im asking WHERE THE FUCK IS HER MOM?
yyyyyyyo....this is a teenager eh come on, not of age even..cut her some slack u monsters// its like ur punishing her cos ur sad asses couldnt lay a chick let along her sister that u bash.. get a life. fuck i have a sick twisted sense of humor but that shits just waay outa line..shame on all o yous
Why the fuck is this foul little twat not in school like she's supposed to be? Sweet baby Jesus, what a mess. Those fake tits are pathetically sad. That girl needs some sun, exercise and parenting...pronto. She's about as cute as an exhumed corpse.
In two years we will see the greatest porno movie of all time, as Jenna Jameson stars in Taboo 23 as Dina Lohan. She'll walk in one her two daughters slurping each other's clams and a 3some will ensue.
I dig women as much as the next dude, but I gotta say I'm disgusted with the 16 year old, uneducated, illiterate, over exposed & over sexualized sister of lindsay. What the fuck is her mom thinking? Or is she thinking? The kid has no singing talent, no acting talent, can't hold a full time job yet, but she's in hollywood hanging around in bars with her supposedly rehabbed coked out alcoholic sister? What is she going to do when her sister dies (which will be soon) and all the money her twatty momager usually gets from lindsay dries up? All I can think of is stripping or porn, but she's ugly & doesn't have the body for it. She's got no future...
Am I the only one wondering why your calling a 16 year old a whore, you people should be ashamed of yourselves. What has this grl ever done but have a drug addict for a sister. Fuck get off her back till her sex tape comes out or the downward spiral begins, you people. If she read this she would probably turn into a drug addict. You people suck
She doesn't have small breasts, she has medium sized breast, so far, for her size (very slender build) and she's very attractive. These are candids, she's obviously very upset about something, and she's wearing an awful, awful bikini top. She doesn't have her hair styled and is not wearing makeup. She's actually tall and quite shapely, there's so many better bikini pics of her. She sings OK and she has a model's look. Also, she doesn't do drugs, drink or have an eating disorder. I do not think she had breast implants or any cosmetic surgery either. The girl is on a vacation with her sister, that's all.
65 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWhat the hell are those flaps of skin hanging down on top of her breasts?? The girl's only 16 or so for crying out loud!!
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 05:59:14
Call Tila, she might help put both of you out of your misery, freaks.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 05:59:36
Wow, that is one seriously beaten-down, used-up, jaded-ass 16 year old.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 06:05:12
Unfortunate looking, female?
By Steve Drill, on January 5, 2010 06:09:19
she's yuucky
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 06:10:07
looks like a strange version of her big sis..scary
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 06:14:53
She looks like a drugged out, hagged out, skanked out hooker who just had a train pulled on her & hasn't showered yet. Just disgusting; I'm sure her mom must be "so proud" of the way her other daughter is teaching her how to be a slut...
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 06:17:23
Anyone else think she looks a lot like Jim Carrey from in living color when he'd dress up as a woman in a bikini, I think it was a females body builder character?
By Trax, on January 5, 2010 06:21:05
16 going on 45 - she looks so busted.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 06:29:51
If Ali had the looks, acting ability,and a passable singing voice like Lyndsay, Dina Lohan would have had Ali out there. Ali and Dina have tried to put Ali in movies, but it has not worked. Dina the Momager is a mess no studio,producers etc. would want to work with and her only client , Ali, has no talent. Ali only has Lyndsay's name and Lyndsay cannot get a part on a dog food commercial now.
By NavyBean, on January 5, 2010 06:34:24
Is it me or does she look like JIm Carrey when he played Vera DeMilo, the weightlifter girl on In Living Color?
http://www.ugo.com/tv/best-sketch-comedies/?cur=vera-de-milo
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 06:35:50
nasty ass bitch
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 06:36:26
Seriously, she looks exactly like the body builder from In Living Color - the one played by Jim Carrey. Vera Di Milo I think was the character... check it out here and tell me I am wrong.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK88-eaDbBA
By Breebaby, on January 5, 2010 06:49:14
Ewwwie.
By Angel A., on January 5, 2010 06:55:43
"Chicks with small tits are known thieves and prone to other criminal acts."
Oh my God, I knew it!
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 07:03:20
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/592/verademilo.jpg
By Bees, on January 5, 2010 07:08:50
Who knew Vera De Milo was making a come back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH0Tdxybvic
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 07:11:32
The Lohan girls always have this look on their faces like they are constipated (last pic of Junior Lohan).
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 07:17:05
uugghh!!!!!!!!!!!
it burns!!!!!!
it burns!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 07:22:35
#8 FTW.
+1
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 07:26:54
Stop saying nasty things about my sister! I'll have you know she:
1) hasn't done a coke line or
2) grabbed some random dude, ripped down his pants, pulled out his cock & sucked him off
for at least 5 minutes now...
By Ali lohan, on January 5, 2010 07:51:34
Any garden variety parent wouldn't let her hang out with Lindsay in their back garden, let alone abroad.
World is going to end soon so fear not for a freckled teen and her sister who, I believe, could have been a making decent money had she not thrown it all away for media whoring.
By tothepoint, on January 5, 2010 08:03:04
I am glad that Ali is doing so well in school. Oh wait, she doesn't go.
And Ali is 16 now? Legal in most states. So Lindsay can use her for bait.
ANd that means only 2 more years til Ali's porn debut.
By Sean, on January 5, 2010 08:11:11
slow news day eh?
By Aries Giraffe Tamer is getting bored, on January 5, 2010 08:15:54
There's no doubt, Lindsay has made almost every mistake/decision one can make. So more than likely her sister will follow her lead. But I think the real problem is and always has been their "parents". They seem hellbent on making sure their kids are total train-wrecks. Controversy creates cash but selling out your own family to achieve notoriety and relevance is despicable.
By DSG2012, on January 5, 2010 08:37:59
She's got the upper build of a man. She's MANTASTIC!!!
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 08:48:28
That sexy, skimpy big girl bikini looks so very, very wrong on that child's tiny little chest.
Sick.
By Sunny Day, on January 5, 2010 09:41:42
My goodness, she's gross.
By Lips, on January 5, 2010 09:50:59
She looks like something cast as the lead In a Tim Burton spring break movie.
By Jinny Ringo, on January 5, 2010 09:56:20
hot
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 10:12:05
This is why young girls that havent completed going through puberty should NOT get breast implants. She looks absolutely awful, they look more like pecs than tits. Like a lil Thai boy undergoing gender reassignment surgery.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 10:31:49
#8, that`s exactly what I thought.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 11:07:00
That last sentence is true.
By Cubs Fan, on January 5, 2010 11:28:15
I just heard that lindsay lohan may now be a coke dealer; this makes total sense. No one likes her, she steals from everyone (and is forced to return jewelry, fur coats, dresses, etc), nobody in hollywood wants to work with her due to her drama & emotional outbursts, yet she keeps getting access to A list events & people with lots of money. Her being a coke whore was never in question; her being a coke providing whore now makes the most amount of sense...
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 12:42:05
She looks like an angry bull dyke.
By Rabbitt, on January 5, 2010 12:47:12
Too bad about her....everything.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 13:32:06
I'm no fan of the entire Lohan clan, but I really don't think it's fair to judge her body before it's done yet. She's what, 16? Girls who AREN'T awkward at 16 are the lucky few. Give those boobies some time, fellas--mine were the same (wee) size from 8th grade to freshman year of college, when they kindly decided to explode. It was pretty cool. Where was I? Oh, right, give Ali a break, at least until she's 18 or so and puberty has released her from its evil clutches.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 13:37:23
Both sisters have a perpetual ANGRY BITCH look on their faces. Yuck.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 13:48:07
Whatever. I'll check back in 5 years. Right now she's just a kid not done growing yet. What did YOU look like at that age? Yeah, that's what I thought.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 14:08:27
She stop being a kid since she first stepped in LA, so give me a break #39.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 15:56:34
#39 - Go cry to Mrs. Lohan. She is the one who pushed her underage, yet over sexualized daughter into the public eye.
By Sunny Day, on January 5, 2010 16:54:31
Botched implants at 16. Yep this one's going to go real far.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 16:59:24
And yet, I WOULD STILL HIT IT.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 17:15:27
#37 & #39...
who the fuck are you kidding? im not going to say i was anywhere near "sexy" or georgeous when I was a awkward teen...key word being AWKWARD. I was a normal, awkward, girl going through puberty at a normal blossoming pace. I was a cute kid, not over sexualized by TV and my parents did NOT allow me to act like I was an adult well into my mid to late 20's. Ali and Linds have never (sadly) been normal teenagers. At least normal from the standards I grew up with (im 29 now and gladly I blossomed very nicely).
Ali has terrible breast implants. Im not against breast implants, having them myself, but there is an appropriate age for everything non? Sadly she 'interrupted' what would be considered normal puberty with silicone bags, the behaviour of a spoiled, over exposed brat with a knack at following in the footsteps of her awsome older sis. Im asking WHERE THE FUCK IS HER MOM?
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 17:23:47
Agree with #8
OMG, she is so ugly, my eyes hurt :(
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 17:46:15
#44
Let's see those big fake tits.
By anonymous, on January 5, 2010 19:09:11
Satan love all of you who made the Vera de Milo connection.
By mutterhals, on January 6, 2010 03:17:54
yyyyyyyo....this is a teenager eh come on, not of age even..cut her some slack u monsters// its like ur punishing her cos ur sad asses couldnt lay a chick let along her sister that u bash.. get a life. fuck i have a sick twisted sense of humor but that shits just waay outa line..shame on all o yous
By dude, on January 6, 2010 06:57:17
LOL Vera de Milo!!! Totally!
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 07:36:47
#48 yyyyyyyo...yyyou're an idiot.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 07:37:04
I def see the Vera De Milo, but to me she looks more like a human version of the blue people in Avatar...weirdly tall with long limbs and neck.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 08:05:27
Is this the AFTER picture?
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 08:27:18
#48. Can you give us a key or something to decipher what the fuck language you're writing in. Thanks.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 08:54:54
Why the fuck is this foul little twat not in school like she's supposed to be? Sweet baby Jesus, what a mess. Those fake tits are pathetically sad. That girl needs some sun, exercise and parenting...pronto. She's about as cute as an exhumed corpse.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 09:02:17
#53
I think the language is called 'cunt' or something like it...
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 09:55:50
Man that Lohan Lizard Skin gene is definitely dominant.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 10:08:23
Did she really try to claim those tits weren't fake?
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 10:17:44
In two years we will see the greatest porno movie of all time, as Jenna Jameson stars in Taboo 23 as Dina Lohan. She'll walk in one her two daughters slurping each other's clams and a 3some will ensue.
By Ron Jeremy, on January 6, 2010 11:11:20
I dig women as much as the next dude, but I gotta say I'm disgusted with the 16 year old, uneducated, illiterate, over exposed & over sexualized sister of lindsay. What the fuck is her mom thinking? Or is she thinking? The kid has no singing talent, no acting talent, can't hold a full time job yet, but she's in hollywood hanging around in bars with her supposedly rehabbed coked out alcoholic sister? What is she going to do when her sister dies (which will be soon) and all the money her twatty momager usually gets from lindsay dries up? All I can think of is stripping or porn, but she's ugly & doesn't have the body for it. She's got no future...
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 14:24:31
Am I the only one wondering why your calling a 16 year old a whore, you people should be ashamed of yourselves. What has this grl ever done but have a drug addict for a sister. Fuck get off her back till her sex tape comes out or the downward spiral begins, you people. If she read this she would probably turn into a drug addict. You people suck
By jon, on January 6, 2010 15:34:30
I didn't read anything past "Whore: The Next Generation"....that was funny enough for me. There's no need to get greedy.
By anonymous, on January 6, 2010 21:35:02
She looks like Jim Carrey from "In Living Color". The skit where he would be the fitness "lady" on roids that made horse sounds.
By KWin, on January 7, 2010 01:15:43
#48 works at the local Ghetto clothing store. it's a mixture of ebonics and dumbfuck.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2010 04:57:54
She doesn't have small breasts, she has medium sized breast, so far, for her size (very slender build) and she's very attractive. These are candids, she's obviously very upset about something, and she's wearing an awful, awful bikini top. She doesn't have her hair styled and is not wearing makeup. She's actually tall and quite shapely, there's so many better bikini pics of her. She sings OK and she has a model's look. Also, she doesn't do drugs, drink or have an eating disorder. I do not think she had breast implants or any cosmetic surgery either. The girl is on a vacation with her sister, that's all.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2010 09:29:45
The first thing that came to mind is Vera de Milo from In Living Color.
By FemBot, on January 8, 2010 17:43:03
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