Hold Still


Heidi Montag recently had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day which included a new face and DDD breasts. She's a vapid whore with no discernible reason to live, but all I really heard was "DDD". So basically what I'm saying is that after I fucked her she would need a special helmet and a seizure dog to check the mail.

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