27 Comments:

1. This is basically the most beautiful woman in the world, and I ought to fucking know. Right?

   By God Almighty, on February 1, 2010 09:51:35

2. I wish I looked like her!

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 09:58:19

3. The fact that he screwed up the "Lord of the Rings" gig is enough to blow any career. Fortunately for us, Viggo nailed the part and we had a good trilogy. I can't imagine what it would have been like with Stuart in there as Aragorn. Especially after seeing "Queen of the Damned" and "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen." His acting both sucks and blows.
   
   I think Charlize did the right thing for her own career.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 09:58:54

4. The only short hair she should have is down between her legs. I can't stand her hair.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 10:19:37

5. Anyone male or female who can't see that this woman is a modern, even more gorgeous incarnation of Marilyn Monroe needs to sit down.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 10:20:44

6. I would go down on Laura Linney even without the promise of a job.

   By Sean, on February 1, 2010 11:58:35

7. She was dating someone for 9yrs??? Since when???

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 12:09:17

8. Finally, now if she can be in a movie that I'd actually watch.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 12:22:24

9. For shame Stuart. This is what happens when you get too damn comfortable. Dating for nine years, really?

   By Half a Brain, on February 1, 2010 12:28:48

10. This explains why she has not been returning my calls.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 12:37:42

11. Miss her long hair look. Damn!

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 12:38:30

12. plane ticket, check, map of the stars, check, chloroform, check.....she's mine.

    By phidapaldi, on February 1, 2010 12:49:50

13. Perfection that not even the most talented painter can create! That's what Miss Theron is!

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 13:16:33

14. this explains why shes always hangin out naked in my shower.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 13:29:56

15. Townsend is 37, not 27. The Daily Mail is written and read by morons.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 13:56:04

16. One standup comedian says you only get about 26 seconds a year of what he calls 'tard happiness (the happiness a retard gets from his Scooby Doo lunchbox).
    
    You would even surpass the 'tards if you had the chance to cum inside Charlize Theron.
    

    By Corky Life Goes On Kid, on February 1, 2010 14:03:28

17. Who dates a man for 9 years without being officially engaged or married? About time she put two and two together.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 14:17:37

18. Laura Linney? Dude I would eat that pussy like shrimp fried rice.

    By LinneyBanger, on February 1, 2010 15:49:09

19. This means that Stuart Douche is either the gayest man in Hollywood or the stupidest
    I mean, I can see where eating steak every day for 9 years -
    Ya might want a pizza
    But eating Charlize Theron every day for 9 years would make you want -
    More Charlize!
    Ha ha ha!
    Stuart's going to be on a streey corner in a year, with a sign that says "Smell my finger for $1"
    

    By Rick, on February 1, 2010 16:03:03

20. not the best pics of her....
    last saw her on Kimmel looking super hawt!

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2010 22:04:52

21. wish she still looked anything like this...

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 01:14:39

22. Still one of the hottest women on the planet

    By Lefturn, on February 2, 2010 09:54:19

23. #7 - Since 2001.
    
    Math is fun!

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 13:05:03

24. #12 I'll race ya.
    
    Hmmm? Branagh and blockbuster in the same sentence? Looks like the Spelchek is on the blink again.
    
    Laugh all you want. He was awesome as Dorian Grey in LoEG. (sarcasm off)

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 13:36:35

25. Stuart Townsend is so hot, just like her.But he can do better.he's actually on Twitter!!

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 14:46:49

26. And she's very much lesbian. There seems to be a number of blind items about this. Good luck with the carpet business!

    By Dixon Handley, on February 3, 2010 14:01:43

27. She's on Neil Fifer now.

    By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 15:51:46