she calls herself the "raccoon"?...I can translate all that horny speak if you want, but it is probably better just to ogle her...notice how the Latino Maxim shows tit?
Also, FWIW, this is what the American Maxim should be. Just show me the fucking titties and stay classy about it. Bunch of fucking pussies in this country.
1. She is really fugly. She's the kinda chick you take home at the end of the night because there's nobody else left and you want somebody to blow you so you don't have to jerk off.
2. The photographer for this shoot needs to run into some Mexican drug lords and have his head thrown at some policia, because these photos suck. I could do better if I could go back in time and find my old Kodak 110 Instamatic I had when I was a kid. Hell, my 10 year old self could do better.
Her brother just mowed my yard. Well at least the pesos she was paid to pose she'll now be able to pack another 10 of her relatives in some small house near Atlanta because that's what they do while kicking back and doing nothing. Ah the American dream, by Mexicans.
Who said her face is messed up...should ropen there eyes and take the penis out their mouth this girl got everything going much better then those skinny white skanks that are posted up...IDLYITW you just found my hero
she was in the very first mexican big brother and was the first thrown out because of her sexually explicit games and comments. she was given a radio program and then had publicity for having her boobs done. she's fun to listen to...
For six chickens and some sheet rock I could also buy the mother of the guy who wrote the article and the moms of many of the bastards which commented above... Putos gringos.
In more than half of these pictures this chick looks like a retarded Mariah Carey in the face. Too bad for her that photoshop can't be applied to her face on a daily basis, like a miracle lotion or a jar of sulfuric acid.
No Todd! Chickens? really? If you want to buy any mexican so called celebrity you are going to need more than that!!!
Mexican so called celebrities are the most pretentious women on earth!!!! They think of themselves as God made.
Unless you are an ugly (and of course rich) soccer player, you have no chance!!! Oh, and if your name is Cuauhtemoc Blanco you could probably make it. But no, no chickens!
Wow, that Mapacha has really improved. Back when she was in Big Brother, she was a skinny girl who dreamed of having a boob job!! She then said that she did not want it and look!!! It is nice though!! it looks natural and beautiful.
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By Ragno, on February 11, 2010 09:44:02
she calls herself the "raccoon"?...I can translate all that horny speak if you want, but it is probably better just to ogle her...notice how the Latino Maxim shows tit?
By Lee Cadaver, on February 11, 2010 09:51:01
Damnit, she just cleaned my hotel room!
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 10:03:27
Chica caliente que quiero follar fornicar y comermela!!! YIIIIIHAAAAA!!!
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 10:04:56
Pic #7 .. i will tear that apart...
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 10:24:56
D@mn that girl is fine. Love that Latina booty - oh yeah ....
By Midlife Bachelor, on February 11, 2010 10:26:14
Ew. She has an ape face in picture # 13.
Nice body. Really fucked up face.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 10:30:18
Hey #3 did she clean up your meth paraphernalia, or your burger king bags you craker ass cracka!
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 10:48:13
I like how you can see the dark area around her anus in the second to last picture.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 10:55:05
"I like how you can see the dark area around her anus in the second to last picture."
Those dang Mexicans...always taking a siesta from using tp...
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 11:06:59
Good fucking god.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 11:11:45
Also, FWIW, this is what the American Maxim should be. Just show me the fucking titties and stay classy about it. Bunch of fucking pussies in this country.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 11:14:32
Nice ass. Too bad about her face.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 11:34:22
Why would she put ink between her tits? I thought it was a necklace at first. I was in love, but then I woke up.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 12:04:13
HOLY SHIT
By giraffe tamer, on February 11, 2010 12:04:45
HOLY SHIT
By giraffe tamer, on February 11, 2010 12:04:45
Oh what a pinchable booty she has!
By erect@hardon.cum, on February 11, 2010 12:05:29
1. She is really fugly. She's the kinda chick you take home at the end of the night because there's nobody else left and you want somebody to blow you so you don't have to jerk off.
2. The photographer for this shoot needs to run into some Mexican drug lords and have his head thrown at some policia, because these photos suck. I could do better if I could go back in time and find my old Kodak 110 Instamatic I had when I was a kid. Hell, my 10 year old self could do better.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 12:20:47
six chickens and some sheet rock??????? as a mexican i feel offended.... but yeah youll probably need that just in case.. lmao
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 12:24:32
Women like this, I wouldn't mind crossing the border. They would have to pay a anal tax though, but who said that freedom comes free?
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 12:25:17
Now this is a Maxim magazine that gets it right.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 12:27:11
I have never wanted a taco so bad.
By jeditemple, on February 11, 2010 12:43:21
GOOD GOD SHE'S FUCKIN' HOT!!!
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 13:03:59
*splurt*
now, that's an ass.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 13:34:09
Holy God. Swoon.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 15:40:50
That pic of her in boots is bound to get the attention of That Guy Who Always Comments When They Wear Boots.
By That Guy Who Always Comments When They Wear Boots, on February 11, 2010 16:16:25
She is hot but the tramp stamp/slag tag is such a turn off.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 18:14:28
Tramp stamp but the tattoo on her chest is WTF!?
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 19:02:02
She looks good to me... If she's not your type it's cool but ya'll don't have to be so sh*tty about it. Have some respect
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 19:46:26
why can't the US version of maxim be that cool
By Tom, on February 12, 2010 01:54:25
Her brother just mowed my yard. Well at least the pesos she was paid to pose she'll now be able to pack another 10 of her relatives in some small house near Atlanta because that's what they do while kicking back and doing nothing. Ah the American dream, by Mexicans.
By Chucky, on February 12, 2010 02:31:46
Who said her face is messed up...should ropen there eyes and take the penis out their mouth this girl got everything going much better then those skinny white skanks that are posted up...IDLYITW you just found my hero
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 02:44:26
In pic #6, is that a massive bush hiding in her panties or just the way they're designed!?!
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 04:20:59
In pic #6, is that a massive bush hiding in her panties or just the way they're designed!?!
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 04:23:57
Ugh.. Tramp stamp? Trashy & no thx...
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 06:26:56
#30 cuz we latins are way cooler than americans...
#33 What's the problem with a massive bush? you guys had for 4 years a very MASSIVE BUSH! and you toked!
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 07:30:19
I don't like Mexicans.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 07:42:02
I just want to fuck that ass of hers...
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 10:50:38
Wow, my comment did not get posted because it was racist to whites, fuck you idlyitw you chunk of shit and your pussy editor craka!
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 15:54:20
As if all of Mexico is rural and all Mexicans are construction workers. Gag.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 18:29:53
she was in the very first mexican big brother and was the first thrown out because of her sexually explicit games and comments. she was given a radio program and then had publicity for having her boobs done. she's fun to listen to...
By anonymous, on February 13, 2010 04:48:31
For six chickens and some sheet rock I could also buy the mother of the guy who wrote the article and the moms of many of the bastards which commented above... Putos gringos.
By anonymous, on February 13, 2010 09:56:09
In more than half of these pictures this chick looks like a retarded Mariah Carey in the face. Too bad for her that photoshop can't be applied to her face on a daily basis, like a miracle lotion or a jar of sulfuric acid.
By grossed out by this chick, on February 13, 2010 13:14:02
butterface
By creamononymous, on February 14, 2010 05:40:02
is that a transvestite?
By kmcrack, on February 22, 2010 18:58:59
No Todd! Chickens? really? If you want to buy any mexican so called celebrity you are going to need more than that!!!
Mexican so called celebrities are the most pretentious women on earth!!!! They think of themselves as God made.
Unless you are an ugly (and of course rich) soccer player, you have no chance!!! Oh, and if your name is Cuauhtemoc Blanco you could probably make it. But no, no chickens!
By Brenda, on February 23, 2010 04:50:13
Wow, that Mapacha has really improved. Back when she was in Big Brother, she was a skinny girl who dreamed of having a boob job!! She then said that she did not want it and look!!! It is nice though!! it looks natural and beautiful.
By Brenda, on February 23, 2010 04:57:07
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