That whole commercial had to use James Cameron Avatar CGI to make Megan more human. She had flippers at birth instead of hands just like The Penguin only he was proud of his deformity. Megan makes Heidi Montag look attractive by comparison.
I cannot believe that no gossip websites are making an issue out of this issue. Megan Fox uses a hand double to hide her gorse toe-thumbs in a national add. That's news!
It's not duck lips its pout baby pout! Ducks lips are totally different, Miley does duck-lips (ducks don't have lips, dumbass!). Half-naked girl in a hottub and these bitches can only talk about thumbs, up their asses, see my thumb gee your dumb. Yes we all know she has slight club thumbs, if she had your dick in her hand stroke you for all it's worth (not much) you wouldn't give a rats ass what the bitches thumbs looked like.
UGH, the girl needs to stop fucking with her lips. She's such a pretty girl, but her lips are gross. Like 2 giant slugs fucking on her face. I thought the commercial was funny though.
Oh, Brooklyn Decker let me down... her forehead or eyebrow muscle comes down too far over her right eye. I thought she was flawless. I still like her and Megan
Why do people care about her damn THUMBS? Who gives a f*ck? I guess each one of you are Perfect in every way. She's fine, that's all there is to it. Does she say stupid and/or self absorbed things sometimes? Sure, but there's no denying Megan Fox is a 10.
The people on here bitching about Megan Foxy are only only doing so 'cause they're tired of hearing Todd go on and on about her. Well, too bad, because like Todd I would like to bathe her in my spunk. SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH right up her BUTT, y'all!!!
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Leave Your Commentthey used a hand model! haha!
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 06:45:53
too bad she had to use a thumb double.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 06:47:47
So over-freakin-rated. She's very attractive, yes...but my goodness she's not worth all the hype.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 06:59:26
That whole commercial had to use James Cameron Avatar CGI to make Megan more human. She had flippers at birth instead of hands just like The Penguin only he was proud of his deformity. Megan makes Heidi Montag look attractive by comparison.
Nasty fug-ass skank that she is.
By DoucheBagelow, on February 9, 2010 07:01:38
Keys' ass looks pretty good from where I'm spankin'
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 07:06:57
I cannot believe that no gossip websites are making an issue out of this issue. Megan Fox uses a hand double to hide her gorse toe-thumbs in a national add. That's news!
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 07:07:02
I'd drink every ounce of that water to get to the promised land.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 07:16:19
OMG LOOK AT HER THUMB!!!!!! GROSSSSSSS
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 07:20:52
I don't get the duck lips. Why do these stupid whores think duck lips are hot?
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 07:30:01
#6 obviously no one gives a shit about it but you. Oh and "gorse"? Really?
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 08:33:14
It's not duck lips its pout baby pout! Ducks lips are totally different, Miley does duck-lips (ducks don't have lips, dumbass!).
Half-naked girl in a hottub and these bitches can only talk about thumbs, up their asses, see my thumb gee your dumb. Yes we all know she has slight club thumbs, if she had your dick in her hand stroke you for all it's worth (not much) you wouldn't give a rats ass what the bitches thumbs looked like.
C'MON!!!
By A man named GOB, on February 9, 2010 08:40:15
Again...
Nobody gives a shit about megan fox
Todd, seriously, find a new bitch to obsess about
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 08:50:32
Come on #4 -- Heidi Montag more attractive than Megan? Lay off the sauce.
By Viking Girl, on February 9, 2010 08:52:39
That was the dumbest commercial ever...
By Rebecca, on February 9, 2010 09:09:57
lol @ megan fox and her gollum thumbs. D:
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 09:25:25
A stunt double's thumb? Wow. Even she knows her thumbs suck. Feeling a little insecure about yourelf, miss megan?
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 09:26:04
Women must either pucker alot in hollywood or they really love to eat lemons.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 09:28:48
They had to whiteout her left thumb for the commercial. Unbelievable.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 09:32:42
Jersey shore grandma was funny.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 09:40:06
Can't keys just with one hairstyle for a few months? Your black, ok, we get it. Stop trying too hard to prove it.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 09:45:09
UGH, the girl needs to stop fucking with her lips. She's such a pretty girl, but her lips are gross. Like 2 giant slugs fucking on her face.
I thought the commercial was funny though.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 10:01:39
#21 that's the same thing I was thinking. Her lips look gross in this video.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 10:10:41
can you imagine if she wanted to stick that thumb up your ass? is there enough vaseline in the world to keep that from hurtin'... OUCH!
By JK, on February 9, 2010 11:16:44
college humor link isn't there.
By Paul, on February 9, 2010 11:41:03
Oh, Brooklyn Decker let me down... her forehead or eyebrow muscle comes down too far over her right eye. I thought she was flawless. I still like her and Megan
By flawless, on February 9, 2010 12:44:52
Why do people care about her damn THUMBS? Who gives a f*ck? I guess each one of you are Perfect in every way. She's fine, that's all there is to it. Does she say stupid and/or self absorbed things sometimes? Sure, but there's no denying Megan Fox is a 10.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 14:25:25
The people on here bitching about Megan Foxy are only only doing so 'cause they're tired of hearing Todd go on and on about her. Well, too bad, because like Todd I would like to bathe her in my spunk. SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH right up her BUTT, y'all!!!
By erect@hardon.cum, on February 9, 2010 20:00:24
As unrealistic and narcisistic as that was, I did laugh at the gay couple slapping each other.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 04:31:35
what a terrible lips.
But i´m pretty sure Todd would know what to do with them, dirty old man!
By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 06:47:35
@ #9 - Agreed. Total and complete Ducklips Fail.
By Vermithrax, on February 10, 2010 19:03:52
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