28 Comments:

1. She just doesn't have a pretty face. Gread body, but her face...

   By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 11:59:02

2. Jessica Biel has some pretty fantastic lips going on there. I wonder what they feel like ... ???

   By Midlife Bachelor, on February 9, 2010 12:11:09

3. I think she has a very pretty face and smile.

   By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 12:11:26

4. way to show off ur smoking body with that dress, jess. wtf.
   i think maybe justins mom is dressing u too now.

   By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 12:44:27

5. I love her completely and think that Todd is spot-on with his worship....however....Jesus, that dress is hideous. WOW.

   By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 12:48:09

6. Am I the only one that thinks she looks like Steven Tyler? I can't get past that big mouth, scary

   By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 12:58:56

7. God I'd fuck the tits off that bitch.
   
   Okay, now that I've gotten the obligatory macho sexist comment in, I can say that her dress is hideous. No wonder she dated that pubic haired queer for so long: she's got horrible taste and/or impaired eyesight.

   By coolpapa, on February 9, 2010 13:05:13

8. Me likey Jessica.

   By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 13:32:16

9. number 1, your insane cause she has a STUNNING face. Very rare does a girl have both a beautiful face and great body but she does. Im not even a fan but gotta give credit where its due. And in my opinion she shits all over Megan Fox. I know its the "in thing" now to say Megan is the hottest but Jessica Biel AND Scarlett Johansson shit all over Megan. I dont know what Megans done to her face but she doesnt look like she did in transformers one.

   By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 13:43:55

10. I'd go gay for her

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 13:50:29

11. Dunno, looks like being a beard for a guy that secretly hankers for cock doesn't do wonders for your looks after all. Nice, but aged and a little dead in the eyes.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 13:55:16

12. I want to bust a N*t on her grill.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 14:19:44

13. Nice to see her looking like a girl for once.

    By girlwatcher, on February 9, 2010 14:50:00

14. I really love the way her face looks. I think she's gorgeous and perfectly stunning. I have heard several people say they don't think her face is pretty but I think exactly the opposite. Not sure what there is not to like, she's awesome.

    By Ally, on February 9, 2010 15:04:25

15. For #9, you're dead-on right: Megan Fox had her nose done. It wrecked her. I mean, talk about stupid: you're a ten, already, and you have (at least) your nose chopped off.
    
    Anyway, I was hoping to see Jessie today. My favorite celebrity. A girl with muscles, who is *smoking*! Love it.
    
    Don't know why folks call her a man. If that looks like a man to you, better call your optician.

    By John, on February 9, 2010 15:19:25

16. Her voice scares me. Too manly.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 19:33:34

17. Her dress is fine! She has a beautiful face, pretty eyes and oh DAT ASS! My foot-long wants very much to be between those buns, oh yes it does.....

    By erect@hardon.cum, on February 9, 2010 19:37:00

18. Anyone that has ANYTHING bad to say about Jessica Biel is, gay. Yeah, you. Now go suck a kielbasa.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 20:11:39

19. You know how Meatloaf said he would do anything but that for love?
    
    
    
    I would do THAT for her.

    By Your mom, on February 9, 2010 23:05:25

20. "Football Season's over...." BANG!

    By H.S. Thompson, on February 10, 2010 02:16:48

21. Fantastic body, unfortunate face. The nose, the teeth, and the mouth are fug. Below the neck she is terrific.

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 03:01:04

22. I am currently hiring and feel that she could be an asset for my Company. Benefits would include big tips and chance to get a head.

    By Bucky Beaver, on February 10, 2010 03:59:46

23. That dress looks like she's being attacked by swarming jellyfish.

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 05:29:40

24. She looks like a man, not a very pretty face

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 06:11:10

25. Transvestite at best.

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 06:39:35

26. that nosejob is tragic,michael jackson style

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 07:18:57

27. I've had her, she's pretty hot in the sack. And the guy that said he'd like to 'bust a nut on her grill'
    Yeah, it's that good. It's the best when she bends over and .........nevermeind.

    By FreekDaddy, on February 10, 2010 11:14:39

28. one of the prettier ones. very boring personality though. i'm sure justin and his golf obsession can handle the lameness.

    By kmcrack, on February 22, 2010 19:25:59