I'm So Turned On Right Now

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  1. Good grief. She might be "talented", but she's an idiot.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 06:48:57

  2. She is promoting Mac Cosmetic's AIDS foundation right now. If this Todd douche had any decency he would be telling you to buy the lipstick Lady Gaga and Cyndi Lauper are promoting. Each tube is $14 and goes to the charity that helps the fight against AIDS.

    Right now. girls 17-24 and women 39-60 have the highest rates for AIDS. Buy the women in your life one of their lipsticks instead of putting a woman down because she doesn't get your dick hard.

    By melanie, on February 11, 2010 06:54:07

  3. Geez, she's got quite a beak.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 07:07:18

  4. Hey #2, that's because girls 17-24 and women 39-60
    love to fuck!

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 07:14:35

  5. Who would've ever thought that Cyndi Lauper would be the normally dressed one in a picture?

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 07:24:20

  6. @ #2: If only because someone don't agree with you makes him a douche, that means you are a fucking moron.

    By urfairygrandmother, on February 11, 2010 07:29:18

  7. I'd like everyone to take a moment and consider donating to my charity, the Buy Every Dour Feminist a Sense of Humor foundation.

    By mutterhals, on February 11, 2010 07:29:47

  8. i like how everything is so white in the first pic except her yellow teeth.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 07:33:41

  9. She looks like she passed out in the hospitality suite at a Japanese business convention and got bukaaked!

    By Coolpapa, on February 11, 2010 07:37:14

  10. #2 - you know what's indecent? The amount of money spent on AIDS, vs. the other diseases that kill far more people and can't be avoided simply by refusing to fuck homos and junkies.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 07:53:18

  11. My wang just puked, and not in the good way...

    By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on February 11, 2010 08:11:29

  12. #2 how many of those women get AIDS from shooting drugs or fucking men that shoot drugs? I'll stick with St. Jude's Childrens Hospital.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 08:15:04

  13. Does anyone think this idiotic attention whore is talented? Does anyone think her demanding of attention by dressing like a fucking moron is what a talented artist does? PUHLEEEZE. She's an untalented idiot who has faked the mindless majority into thinking she can sing by celebu-whoring. She's an idiot, and so is anyone who thinks she's worth listening to.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 08:17:20

  14. WTF?! She looks either diseased or like a weird ocean zombie with barnacles growing all over her. Kids my age don't even find her music all exciting. Yuck!

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 08:20:29

  15. #2, I hate to pile on here, but no-fucking-body in the history of the universe just woke up with AIDS. You don't develop AIDS, you catch it (and before you start to lecture me on the difference between HIV and AIDS, just stick a damned sock in it.) This isn't Reagan's America any more. If you don't know how to NOT catch AIDS in 2010 then your problems are far more serious than anything that a new tube of "Sarcoma Violet" lipstick and a lecture from Barnacle Betty will solve. So you just keep sitting there and feeling empowered and lecturing a gossip site on how they should be more sensitive. Me? I'm going to count the number of people I know who have died from cancer in the past five years and then donate some money to help people who *did* just wake up sick one day.

    By Also, Fuck Perez Hilton., on February 11, 2010 08:54:25

  16. ok. i'll admit it. i laughed. in spite of myself, i laughed

    By elizabeth, on February 11, 2010 09:00:41

  17. #15, well said.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 09:14:57

  18. My dick just ripped itself off and ran out the door.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 09:15:31

  19. #15, hate to play devil's advocate, because I do agree with the whole have-a-sense-of-humor sentiment, but babies born to mothers with AIDS are born with it. Which is the biggest way it's spread in Africa, the country that has the most proliferation of the disease.

    Sorry, took a class on it a few years ago. Stepping off the soapbox now. But I'm all for the donating money to cancer research, can't argue that :) :)

    By Christy, on February 11, 2010 09:17:19

  20. I would still bang Lady Gaga after seeing these pictures.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 09:31:37

  21. #20, after you are done banging that whore than maybe you and #2 could hook up because she would feel sorry for you cause I'm sure you would then have AIDS.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 09:52:37

  22. Shit Gyndi Laupner was never weird just wanted to have fun.

    GaGa looks like he got spermed by a porno crew, can we all say Bukake fest.

    By Amazing Larry, on February 11, 2010 10:18:41

  23. Lady GaGa looks like Meg Griffin from the side. I guess their beaks are at the same angle.

    By jeditemple, on February 11, 2010 10:28:05

  24. to #2: If gaga really DID care for benefiting ANY foundation, she wouldn't be dressing in such ridiculous costumes that so bluntly just scream "LOOK AT ME!". Looking like a clown hardly gives people the message to help others...it's sad that our future generation is growing up to her as their "role-model", and she is anything BUT. She lives a cynical lifestyle pretending to be the re-incarnation of Warhol(who by the way-had ORIGINAL ideas and talent). Go ot to NYC clubs, there are HUNDREDS of kids who work the night in costumes, and mind you, the ones that THEY themselves created from scratch, and for you to be defending her so called "beliefs" is ignorant on your part. Do your research. Now that Mr.McQueen is dead, maybe she'll finally go away, since she will have no ridiculous outfits to cover herself up with.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 10:58:13

  25. Babies born with Aids in africa are because they have unprotected sex and most won't use condom. #10 is totally correct, this a preventable disease. Cancer and other diseases we need to put more money.

    By lkl, on February 11, 2010 11:53:57

  26. #13 you hit it right on the nose.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 12:11:43

  27. Lady Gaga is such a freak of nature. She needs to fall off the earth. She sucks as a singer too.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 12:17:30

  28. So, basically, we should nuke Africa.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 12:48:05

  29. #19, I'll give you that. Babies who get it and needle-stick victims absolutely don't deserve it. Hell, I'll even go so far as to say that nobody really "deserves" it. But I'll say it again. It's 2010. The disease vectors for HIV/AIDS have been 100% mapped out for a long, long time now. If we're going to demand hundreds of millions of dollars in AIDS research then we might as well spend the same amount to figure out the mysterious cause of all the bazooka-vomiting and power-diarrhea that's appeared in the people who insist on eating that leftover Chinese food out of the refrigerator because "the power's only been out for three or four days, this is still good..."

    By Has Anyone Punched Perez Lately?, on February 11, 2010 12:53:11

  30. If this was a artistic interpretation of a walking visual STD, then she hit the nail on the head. She looks like the pastry pilsbury doughboy with boils on his body.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 12:57:39

  31. What a pastry wart on society, I just love hating her. There, I said it. don't fucking care. fuck you.

    By To gaga fanantics, on February 11, 2010 13:02:46

  32. Clean your teeth, Cunt!

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 13:05:26

  33. 'She' needs to shave that beard off. Holy shit, that's a hairy jawline for a female.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 13:29:55

  34. Really, nobody has said it yet? /sigh...fine i'll do it.
    Wow, a leper and a lauper caught in the same pic!

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 13:35:26

  35. I think she just really likes cocaine.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 13:40:42

  36. When I saw this, I thought Cyndy Lauper was standing next to a terrible wax statue of herself

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 14:50:21

  37. #2 you are just a corporate idiot
    $14 for lipstick? How much of that goes to the charity?
    It's a marketing scam!
    They donate a fraction to the charity, but they
    Make a ton more $$ on the increased sales PLUS they get a huge tax writeoff
    Why not donate $14 straight to the charity?
    FYI: this diseaes coule be eradicated in 1 generation if peoeple
    Who have the virus would stop fucking and stop sharing needles
    What, you say? They won't? Then quaranytine them
    What, you say? Civil rights?
    What about the civil rights of the rest of society NOT TO DIE just b/c HIV infected peopele won't stop fucking

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 14:56:33

  38. I didn't see any comment about the obvious, so I'll state it:

    Lady Gaga has the body of a man.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 16:13:36

  39. Wow, no love here for #2? I love you Melanie ;)
    Ga Ga is no Billy Mays but good for them for raising money for a cause. I applaud their efforts but I won't be buying any lipstick. I've never bought lipstick so I don't know, is $14 normal? Seems kinda high. Actually it seems like a different product that reaches more people would be better so the whole thing is kinda weak.
    Anyway, AIDS and cancer and all the other nasty things that kill people don't bother me. Look around, there are just way too many people anyway. Let a few hundred million die. Hand out free tobacco to all the stupid ones and encourage smoking in bed. A couple billion fewer people would make this a much nicer planet.

    By Underpants Gnome, on February 11, 2010 21:36:58

  40. Being a blues rock musicial myself, I absolutely hate anyone who pretends to be a musician by making a fashion statement. This chick is totally untalented; she sings like a dude, can't dance to save her life, doesn't play an instrument, doesn't write or produce songs. She's only about the fashion, which is why she continually dresses like a fucking moron. Do yourself a favor & buy records of someone who SOUNDS good & original (this excludes all the fakes & posers like slutney spears who use the fake autotune program)...

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 08:05:41

  41. "Babies born with Aids in africa are because they have unprotected sex and most won't use condom."

    No you idiot. On Africa, the majority of babies being born with aids are from innocent young girls being raped because the ignorant, infected African men believe if they fuck a virgin they will be cleansed of this horrific disease. Try reading on the disease and continent before commenting. Giving to any charity looking for a cure to any disease is never a bad thing.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 09:06:40

  42. EW what the fuck Lady Gaga, you lose 1 million fans. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

    By Bandoliers, on February 12, 2010 12:01:25

  43. I thought it was Marilyn Mason at first...

    By David, on February 12, 2010 14:42:31

  44. I thought it was Marilyn Manson at first...

    By David, on February 12, 2010 14:42:42

  45. Love her or hate her, she sure knows how to generate press.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 14:56:17

  46. I have read on the disease, asswipe. There alot more people with other disease that our tax dollars can help. Africa has been and will always be in trouble no matter what the world does for it. I know that Hollywood and socialist left wing only think that Aids is the only disease.

    By lkl, on February 12, 2010 15:27:48

  47. ALL Y'ALL JUST B JEALOUS OF GAGA-CHAN'S ARTISTIC UM WHATEVA! H8TRZ!!!

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 19:20:58

  48. she looks like marilyn manson!

    By anonymous, on February 13, 2010 09:16:22

  49. Yea #41, you know this because you live there and you know everything. Try living before popping off about educating yourself, fucking douchbag. You read something on the internet so it must be true, fucking moron.

    By anonymous, on February 13, 2010 09:22:26

  50. Will someone please get this bitch into therapy? I would love to know what childhood trauma gave her such a horrible fashion sense.

    By Mike, on February 14, 2010 03:28:11

  51. #40 - "This chick is totally untalented; she sings like a dude, can't dance to save her life, doesn't play an instrument, doesn't write or produce songs."

    Dude, I hate Lady GaGa and wouldn't listen to her if you stuck a gun in my mouth, but even I have to call bullshit on that. She can sing live, she plays piano *very* well, and she writes and produces. Go to Youtube and search for her solo and acoustic stuff. You'll be shocked. I know I was.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 03:43:07

  52. looooser. why is she so weird, and why do people like it?

    By kmcrack, on February 22, 2010 19:03:50

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