40 Comments:

1. Ummmm, I got nothing.
   
   Who gives a flying fuck?

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 02:48:09

2. Jennifer Aninston is far from desperate - please!
   
   I'd like to apply for this position - where does the line form exactly???

   By Midlife Bachelor, on February 5, 2010 02:48:31

3. It's a good thing she finally matured. She is a typical woman. In her younger years she wants flash in a musician or actor. Now that she is older, she wants a fat wallet. Kudos to Jen for not narrowing down her field.

   By Gerald Tarrant, on February 5, 2010 02:49:29

4. She is a whore. Nobody wants sloppy 1000ths, That fact is she is not very good looking. Actors and rockstars want young hot ass, not this. She has rock star money, time she acted like a man and got herself a poor good looking younger man. THAT is the answer. Thats what men do and white chicks in America all want to be men to thats the answer...

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 03:35:29

5. You people are pathetic losers and you call her a loser? Puh-leeze

   By tired, on February 5, 2010 03:44:36

6. she is the ultimate trophy... I wish I were in the position to make her an offer!

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 04:06:30

7. 40 and still smoking hot...

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 04:56:08

8. Cats are a perfectly acceptable substitute for a man.

   By mutterhals, on February 5, 2010 05:16:08

9. She needs to stop making the same movie over and over, stop being a third wheel, stop vacationing and tanning to excess, stop craving attention and stop extreme dieting.
   
   She should disappear for a while and work on her life without wanting attention in the press that she is with someone when many times it is a lie. People would respect her more if she did not play games that you know is a lie anyway. It is all so sad and what a waste of life.
   
   I also find it interesting that she hangs around with women that cheated with married men. I can imagine how two faced they all are regarding Angelina though.
   
   Last of all - she needs to stop trying to prove her self worth is tied to a man. She is wealthy, hopefully healthy but somehow comes across as a victim. Hopefully, she will get a real life.
   

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 05:29:42

10. If you guys actually took the time to look in a dictionary, you'd locate the word "bitch" and see a wooden engraving of Jennifer posted as an illustration.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 06:11:57

11. Brad.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 07:53:51

12. She just needs a rich man. And as far as im concerned, for 40, Jenn may no longer fit into the trophy girl status but she is still considered a good catch. She has it going on physically...but im not going to judge her personality because unlike all people on this board I have not personall met her.
    So, Jenn should really be able to find herself a hot boytoy if she really worked it right. And she can find herself a rich, rich man if she lowered her physical standards.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 08:33:36

13. Maybe she could hook-up with Leno and they could raise "chin"chillas. What a dog, and I call them as I sniff them.

    By Rin Tin Tin, Jr., on February 5, 2010 08:39:57

14. I cannot stop laughing after looking at another blog called Hollywood Life or a name close to that. The blogger shows how she has NOW copied Brad's style and taste in a home and decorating after stating when they were married that she did not like that style at all.
    
    She is so pitiful and embarrassing...

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 09:47:29

15. First she got dumped by Brad Pitt, and then she dated every playa douche out there. She got dumped TWICE by John Mayer, wich makes her twice as pathetic as Chestica Simperson. Her films are disasters, she's talentless and she can't carry a movie without it flopping royally. And she's too old to be the "sweet perky love interest" now.
    
    Let's face it, she'd be rotting in obscurity along with other talentless sitcom has-beens if she hadn't been lucky enough to snag a superstar back when her career was hot, and she's been milking the tabloids ever since. If she settled down with a normal guy, they'd lose interest and she'd drop to D-list in a matter of seconds.
    
    Oh, and she's also a total hypocrite: she plays the wronged ex-wife, but hangs out with that slut Kate Hudson.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 11:02:37

16. I don't believe Jen said anything like that..the press have a field day with Jen, twisting her words around..Im sure she has no trouble getting a man..maybe shes fine by herself, everyone doesn't need another person or a house full of kids to be happy..shes beautiful, has more money than most of us, a smokin body..a good career..why shoud she be unhappy, I don't think shes one bit unhappy!

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 11:33:15

17. 16, she dated John Mayer. Twice. Another ex called her high-maintenance. And her ex dumped her for a crazy woman with a truckload of kids.
    
    Let's face it, if she was fine by herself she would be doing the dumping, not the men.
    
    And yeah, she has a lot to be insecure about. Her chin could shelter Haiti's entire population, her body is getting cellulity (pictures from her newest movie show lumpy thighs), her career is already dying, and she's too old to be the perky twentysomething love interest which has been her entire career.
    
    Most people WOULD be unhappy if every aspect of their life was so pathetic.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 21:01:20

18. and it only took her 40 years to realize that.
    Add dumb to the list..

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2010 23:03:11

19. So cute @ 11:33:15;
    Money doesn't mean you're happy.
    It's weird how people without any always think it does, though.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2010 07:01:44

20. LOL #13

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2010 10:14:19

21. The interior of Aniston’s house resembles the one dimensional character she plays in every movie. The interior design is the SAME throughout. The only word that comes to mind when wanting to describe this house is BORING!
    .
    Like her, her house has NO personality. It looks like a museum, or a set design, or a spa, or the entrance to a hotel with waiting rooms you can lounge in until you are ready to leave. But you never get that “at home” feeling while you are there surrounded by all these “things” displayed everywhere, yet having no real “connection” to anything really important.
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    All the interior lines are hard edged, stiff, uninspiring, repetitive, dark and cold throughout. Nothing seems to invite you to touch and feel the life of it or the warmth of it or the softness of it. The dark walls, the dark furniture all seemingly made to “hide” what you really do not want to be seen.
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    The house lacks “warmth” and there are no “surprises” of color or decoration from one room to the next. There is just a bland sameness from room to room. Almost like her diet. The boring must have diet salad to maintain the all important ‘figure” that is becoming more “matronly” as the years pass her by.
    .
    The accessories are impersonal and do not give the impression that they represent any “meaningful” or “personal” experience she ever had. They are strategically placed for “effect” not for loving “memories.”
    .
    The house and its interior lack a distinct “personality.”
    .
    
    The big painting, hanging in her living room that she says “just spoke to her,” with its orange/red stark EMPTY background with the big grey/blue SINGLE cloud attached to a single tornado in the middle of it seems to eerily symbolize her life’s journey so far,……ALONE, having no depth, destined to remain ALONE, dangerous and wreaking havoc wherever the tornado travels, destroying any and everything it comes in contact with.
    .
    Amazing that SHE said “the picture just spoke to her.” How telling.
    .
    The house screams “NOT really to be “LIVED” in but just “admired” and strictly for “SHOW” only. A showplace! Just like a Las Vegas hotel.
    .
    Aniston has created her own “mini-Las Vegas” where she can put on many a “show” and as often as she wants to, with herself as the main attraction.
    .
    For her purpose then the house suits her perfectly because she said….”I entertain for a living and I entertain.”
    

    By like that matters, on February 6, 2010 11:26:55

22. The interior of Aniston’s house resembles the one dimensional character she plays in every movie. The interior design is the SAME throughout. The only word that comes to mind when wanting to describe this house is BORING!
    .
    Like her, her house has NO personality. It looks like a museum, or a set design, or a spa, or the entrance to a hotel with waiting rooms you can lounge in until you are ready to leave. But you never get that “at home” feeling while you are there surrounded by all these “things” displayed everywhere, yet having no real “connection” to anything really important.
    .
    All the interior lines are hard edged, stiff, uninspiring, repetitive, dark and cold throughout. Nothing seems to invite you to touch and feel the life of it or the warmth of it or the softness of it. The dark walls, the dark furniture all seemingly made to “hide” what you really do not want to be seen.
    .
    The house lacks “warmth” and there are no “surprises” of color or decoration from one room to the next. There is just a bland sameness from room to room. Almost like her diet. The boring must have diet salad to maintain the all important ‘figure” that is becoming more “matronly” as the years pass her by.
    .
    The accessories are impersonal and do not give the impression that they represent any “meaningful” or “personal” experience she ever had. They are strategically placed for “effect” not for loving “memories.”
    .
    The house and its interior lack a distinct “personality.”
    .
    
    The big painting, hanging in her living room that she says “just spoke to her,” with its orange/red stark EMPTY background with the big grey/blue SINGLE cloud attached to a single tornado in the middle of it seems to eerily symbolize her life’s journey so far,……ALONE, having no depth, destined to remain ALONE, dangerous and wreaking havoc wherever the tornado travels, destroying any and everything it comes in contact with.
    .
    Amazing that SHE said “the picture just spoke to her.” How telling.
    .
    The house screams “NOT really to be “LIVED” in but just “admired” and strictly for “SHOW” only. A showplace! Just like a Las Vegas hotel.
    .
    Aniston has created her own “mini-Las Vegas” where she can put on many a “show” and as often as she wants to, with herself as the main attraction.
    .
    For her purpose then the house suits her perfectly because she said….”I entertain for a living and I entertain.”
    

    By like that matters, on February 6, 2010 11:27:16

23. Well, Brad will be single and available pretty soon. ;)

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2010 11:30:40

24. I still don't get this. She's a cute woman with a hot body, millions of dollars in the bank and could have any dude she wanted, if she weren't such a mental case. Why is she such a bottomless pit of insecurity & clingyness?

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2010 09:36:25

25. Wow. The Brangelina fucktards sure are out in force on this one.
    
    Guess they're feeling insecure about the fact the "golden couple" are just about over, getting ready to announce it to the press on their terms so that it won't affect their careers. Yeah, such "giving" and "caring" people. LOL

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 02:20:02

26. Poor thing. Too bad she wasted all these years with cheating self-absorbed douchebags that just used her.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 03:48:49

27. you people are a bunch of pathetic haters,who obviously do not have a life of your own. yes as the saying goes MISERY LOVES COMPANY

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 04:02:14

28. This article is disgusting. I don't need to read 'cum inside her'. Whoever wrote this is obviously jealous of Jen. Why wouldn't you be? She's beautiful, sexy with the best legs in Hollywood, rich and funny as hell. She's got it all and I'm sure she's not sweatin' Pitt anymore.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 04:44:06

29. This post is right on about jen,i'm so sick of her,look at me i'm so lonely,please there's a reason why she can't keep a man,even a dirt bag like mayer left her ass.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 06:23:04

30. Brad made his choice of Angelina and they have a wonderful family together. Why doesnt Jen move on and leave them alone.Give the gifts to well needed charities

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 07:30:12

31. Why is everyone so mean and hateful? Were you guys all picked on in school? Geez have any of you thought she just hasn't found THE ONE? I know it's a stretch but most of you are in miserable marriages hence the reason you have the need to go online and put-down a perfectly beautiful girl because she hasn't "settled down". Who cares! She's single and she's dating ..and she's happy ...ohhhhhh something MUST be wrong with her. <eye roll>
    P.S. The writer of this article should be fired.

    By Tiya, on February 9, 2010 07:45:23

32. It ain't that she's bad picking men she's known to be very high maintenance. The guys she's been with, don't have to take her shit they know it & so does she or at least she's beginning to realize it. She ain't bad looking but she ain't no prize either & it's only getting older & colder as they say. She's Greek I'd stick in her ass & Greek her she's got a decent butt.

    By LolleyGagger, on February 9, 2010 08:34:30

33. How utterly mean spirited an article. Who would write such hurtful stuff. Just let her be?

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 14:16:27

34. This whole article is one of the most disgusting
    things I've read on line. I can't believe they
    even allow this. I'm sickened.How sad and
    pathetic.

    By Miss C., on February 9, 2010 14:40:39

35. "a dirt bag like Mayer left her". Dumbass that what dirbags do!

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 14:45:29

36. "a dirt bag like Mayer left her". Dumbass that what dirbags do! Also about her not being able to carry film , very few "stars" can do that these days its called a recession fucktard! Most of you writing these nasty comments are probably unhappy with your own pathetic lives. I am sure Aniston being the rich bitch that she is does not give a fuck!

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 14:47:04

37. this article is discustingly written, why is this allowed? Did i venture onto a porn site??????

    By Sue, on February 9, 2010 16:39:37

38. I know that is the price of be start in Holliwood but Angelina is building very positive personality for be in the top of the best movies as Female actor giving inspiration to the new generation of actors how survive, that Jen I think enjoy in destroy. Life it is not living in the past. That is the different for me between Angelina and Jen. Angelina is living the present and Jen I think she is all the time looking at the past what she lost. Even for Brad I think that relationship is very depresive. Well, after all that is the way that homosexual people and lesbian people like to make believe Love mean. However, I see real story of Love between Angi and Brad in the XXI century. They are for me like Juliet and Romeo and I believe that Jen love Angi.

    By Javier, on February 9, 2010 16:40:27

39. I know that is the price of be start in Holliwood but Angelina is building very positive personality for be in the top of the best movies as Female actor giving inspiration to the new generation of actors how survive, that Jen I think enjoy in destroy. Life it is not living in the past. That is the different for me between Angelina and Jen. Angelina is living the present and Jen I think she is all the time looking at the past what she lost. Even for Brad I think that relationship is very depresive. Well, after all that is the way that homosexual people and lesbian people like to make believe Love mean. However, I see real story of Love between Angi and Brad in the XXI century. They are for me like Juliet and Romeo and I believe that Jen love Angi.

    By colorcartucho08, on February 9, 2010 16:42:50

40. The irony of the original post is that "Plan B" is the name of the production company she helped start with Brad Pitt.
    
    Quack quack.

    By Vermithrax, on February 10, 2010 19:16:54