40 Comments:

1. "stunning" - I think not.

   By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 06:19:41

2. She's just now figuring this out about marriage? On the one hand, I'm horribly depressed that so many people buy into all the marketing crap that's thrown at them (the word 'GAMER' is one we should all be thinking about)... on the other hand, it's nice to see that someone actually pulled their head out of their ass, even if it will only last a few moments.

   By wtf, on February 9, 2010 06:20:36

3. wow. still very beautiful.

   By Herman Bumfudle, on February 9, 2010 06:24:50

4. she's an idiot!

   By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 06:24:55

5. Herpes tends to make one bitter.

   By coolpapa, on February 9, 2010 06:35:27

6. It's a shock to learn that a cunt doesn't take well to being married.

   By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 06:36:40

7. Sounds like someone got knocked up a little quicker than they were expecting. Still, seeing as I would give my left ball to get anywhere near this: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/jessica-alba-is-at-beach.html I reckon her husband should be able to put up with whatever she has to say. Also, she's lookin pretty fuckin hot in those pics.

   By sinaplenty, on February 9, 2010 06:43:02

8. still hot! It's all in the face and that is a beautiful face.

   By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 06:47:51

9. I'd eat it!

   By That Guy, on February 9, 2010 06:56:25

10. you know I love this post :) and you know why

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 07:12:40

11. Well, she's a ditz who thinks she's Albert Einstein, but she may be the most beautiful girl I ever saw in my life - specifically her face, but also her body with the long legs and slim figure. Hundreds of pictures on the web and I can look at them, her face, for hours. Well, I don't, because I have better things to do, but I could. :-)

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 07:15:44

12. She's all used up and the butterflies are dead. Poor bitch.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 07:20:06

13. Maybe she felt pressure to marry the guy who knocked her up. I can see that, though would think her money would ease the pressure many knocked up women feel to tie the knot.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 08:36:57

14. I would think she'd like the institution of marriage--with only one partner there's no need to fear there will be an outbreak of Herpes in Hollywood. Hey-yo!

    By Johnny Carson, on February 9, 2010 08:47:16

15. "Whether they want to admit or not, all women want to be treated like princesses and fucked like porn stars. That's it. If you can do both of those, you're golden."
    
    You're dead on with that one, Todd!

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 09:02:48

16. Her dark angel days was long gone, now she's a complaing ass housewife. Dark times for you, Cash.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 09:10:42

17. You speak the truth, coolpapa. You speak the truth.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 09:12:21

18. you don't find her to be still beautiful, but you find trashy duck lipped, megan to be.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 10:20:14

19. Stay away from coolpapa! He's got the herps!

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 10:29:34

20. HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE. BY FAR. PERFECT. HAIR, FACE, SKIN, BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By mEL, on February 9, 2010 10:43:11

21. "all women want to be treated like princesses and fucked like porn stars" Priceless! No greater truth has ever been spoken.

    By tony, on February 9, 2010 11:02:22

22. Cynical but correct. The soulmates/prince charming bullshit just sets people up for disappointment. Maybe it happens once in a blue moon but that ain't most people and many families break up because people believe true love conquers all.

    By Insubordination, on February 9, 2010 11:32:13

23. Well done, Todd. That made up for no posts yesterday... ;-)

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 11:48:49

24. Funny how the woman wants all that and the proverbial "cake" too... but if a guy wants all that (i.e. his friends), that's a NO-NO.
    
    Double-standard much, Jess? Gimme a break.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 13:02:34

25. I know I want to be treated like a princess and fucked like a porn star. Is that such a bad thing?

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 13:15:05

26. Of course we want to be treated like princesses and fucked like porn stars! Um, and don't men want to be treated like kings and fucked like porn stars??? What a wonderful world it would be....

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 13:18:11

27. I don't get this chick. She's amazingly hot, has a career few can achieve, has millions in the bank, yet she's never happy. She gets married because "that's the hand she was dealt in life"? WHAT THE FUCK? I'll bet the stupid cunt got married because she couldn't stop her boyfriend from cumming inside her, she got pregnant & had to marry him to avoid having a bastard...

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 13:54:02

28. I'd eat it!
    
    By That Guy, on February 9, 2010 06:56:25
    
    Better use a dental dam!

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 14:02:21

29. Obviously I don't read IDLYITW for reasoned commentary (great work on all the snarking and tits btw) but it does seem like neither the Sun nor you actually read what she said. She's really not calling the institution crap or warped. She's saying the cynical marketing of marriage is a load of crap and that it's been warped by that.

    By aliking, on February 9, 2010 14:38:02

30. "all women want to be treated like princesses and fucked like porn stars."
    
    Dead on, Todd, dead on. I know this because I'm a woman.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 14:59:34

31. LOL @ the numerous women who posted in this thread with the claim they want to be fucked like porn stars and then refuse to let a guy fuck her in the ass. Not to mention the blow jobs that come to a screeching halt after marriage. Most women do NOT want to be fucked like porn stars.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 17:05:52

32. I think that "all women want to be treated like princesses and fucked like porn stars" falls short. You see, they want complete and open access to all your money too. Not all women are as rich as Ms. Alba.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2010 18:03:40

33. Hit me up Jess. I'll bang the bejesus out of you for months, drive your car, raid your fridge and then *POOF* when a hotter piece of ass comes along you'll never hear another word from me...
    
    And on my mother's life, I'll never once utter the word marriage...

    By HR, on February 9, 2010 19:19:35

34. She looks like a cheaper/downgraded version of a long ago JLO. Which is hard to do because JLO *is* cheap and down graded...
    
    

    By The Kath, on February 9, 2010 19:51:29

35. I never thought Todd was a genius but when you try to make fun of a Jessica Alba quote and YOU are the one who comes off looking like the waterhead while she sounds kinda smart... Well it's time to call Sylvan learning centers or something.

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 03:23:22

36. she looks good here , but what happened here:
    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/02/06/jessica-alba-is-a-saints-supporter/

    By still like Jessica, on February 10, 2010 06:56:56

37. "Whether they want to admit or not, all women want to be treated like princesses and fucked like porn stars."
    
    True. I'm a woman and I'm down for just about anything.

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 10:41:47

38. Most women hate giving blowjobs and anal is out of the question, so, no they don't want to be fucked like porn stars. But they have no problem at all whatsoever being treated like princesses.

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 12:12:49

39. She's one of those twats who thinks that every word that comes out of her mouth is gold. Pure gold.
    If the guy is good enough to get her, he's probably good enough to get someone as hot as her who doesn't run around saying stupid shit. Make it so.

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 13:48:22

40. Ohhhh to finish her off, night after night :)

    By Vermithrax, on February 10, 2010 19:08:07