John Mayer needs to recognize that there comes a time to STOP TALKING, and now would be that time. The damage is already done - move on, refuse to discuss ... and it will eventually fade into oblivion. The sooner he stops talking, the sooner this process starts.
Until this latest tempest shook the teapot, I didn't know ANYbody - white or black - listened to John Mayer. With the exception of dumpy twats in Snoopy sweatshirts named "Heather".
Frankly, I'm amazed Snoop and Kanye West recorded sessions with this bland suburban weenie. Oh I'm sorry, did I say "weenie"? I meant "bluesman". (Wait...you mean Leadbelly wasn't a tennis brat who attended Berklee?)What the hell were THEY thinking? Maybe they were trying to swap their hood passes for that Access All Areas card Mayer's had hanging around his neck all his life....?
He is only a douche because he apologized for exercising his right to free speech. If you read what he said he said it was stupid for people to say that he has a "hood-pass" or a "nigger-pass" just because he is known through out the black community. What he said was actually good! not Negative. READ IDIOTS BEFORE YOU COMMENT!
I cannot STAND John Mayer. Truly. He is one of the few celebrities I actually loathe. He sounds like the whiniest, most pathetic, spineless little bitch. He is everything that is bad about Libras and none of the good. Shame on him for sucking so much
Free speech? Are you KIDDING? Sorry, 10, not at somebody else's expense.
This dickhead made defamatory comments about two very famous women. For a "guy" who fancies himself so intelligent, he chose to make demeaning and disgusting sexual remarks about someone else and TO HAVE THOSE PUBLISHED in a major magazine.
I hope Simpleton's daddy's loyas stick a lawsuit so far up Mayer's wigga ass that he'll be singing soprano for the rest of his putrid little life.
Oh, and John, you have no sense of rhythm, you suck on the guitar, your singing is mediocre at best, that is, if you like the sound of cats mating, and since you cut your only asset, your hair, you have looked like a turtle. FAIL!
Boo freaking Hooo! Waaa Waa Waaa Waa Waaa! One of those guys I'd like to beat up just so I could laugh about it later. They should do a lotto where the winner gets to go 3 rounds in a cage with a deserving celebrity of his choice. God it would be hard to choose just one though.
i would fuck john mayer. he seems like a tameable douchebag. a big asshole but with the right woman... anything can happen. and if not then hey, at least it's a good fuck. he can sing and cry for me anyday. and then i'll just laugh and tell him to get into bed. there are no emotions better than sex and he's hot and well... who cares about the rest?
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Leave Your CommentJohn Mayer needs to recognize that there comes a time to STOP TALKING, and now would be that time. The damage is already done - move on, refuse to discuss ... and it will eventually fade into oblivion. The sooner he stops talking, the sooner this process starts.
By Midlife Bachelor, on February 11, 2010 06:16:07
Douche.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 06:18:41
Frankly, I don't get it.
Until this latest tempest shook the teapot, I didn't know ANYbody - white or black - listened to John Mayer. With the exception of dumpy twats in Snoopy sweatshirts named "Heather".
Frankly, I'm amazed Snoop and Kanye West recorded sessions with this bland suburban weenie. Oh I'm sorry, did I say "weenie"? I meant "bluesman". (Wait...you mean Leadbelly wasn't a tennis brat who attended Berklee?)What the hell were THEY thinking? Maybe they were trying to swap their hood passes for that Access All Areas card Mayer's had hanging around his neck all his life....?
By Ragno, on February 11, 2010 06:32:20
why do we give a fuck what comes out of this guy's mouth??? seriously.
to quote Dave Chappelle... "it's not like he's a political scientist or somthin just a bitch than can sing good."
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 06:47:06
I still have not to this day ever heard one of his songs. He seems like a complete moron...
White Kanye, if you will.
By JR, on February 11, 2010 06:54:34
Douche
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 07:09:56
And Mayer retakes the lead from Jon Gosselin in the World's Biggest Douchebag Contest !
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 07:15:06
What a whiny little whore. Seriously, dude, quit your whining and put on your big girl panties.
Persecuted? I about choked on my coffee right there. Has he become his own religion?
By OMFG, on February 11, 2010 07:58:06
This guy makes Dave Matthews look like Keith Richards....
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on February 11, 2010 08:12:33
He is only a douche because he apologized for exercising his right to free speech. If you read what he said he said it was stupid for people to say that he has a "hood-pass" or a "nigger-pass" just because he is known through out the black community. What he said was actually good! not Negative. READ IDIOTS BEFORE YOU COMMENT!
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 08:23:13
I cannot STAND John Mayer. Truly. He is one of the few celebrities I actually loathe. He sounds like the whiniest, most pathetic, spineless little bitch. He is everything that is bad about Libras and none of the good. Shame on him for sucking so much
By Giraffe Tamer, on February 11, 2010 09:05:08
I hate this asshole. His music sucks, he's an egocentric prick, and he's not even hot to top it all off. I hope to God he shuts the fuck up soon.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 09:11:02
He's been inside Jennifer Aniston, so that simply means that he's been implanted and must be destroyed for the good of mankind.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 10:32:17
Trying....trying to...no...no, don't care.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 11:03:25
can't help but think if todd were in the position that this guy's in, he'd be a WAAAY bigger douche!
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 12:36:00
Ragno, ease up a little. You're trying too hard now.
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 13:41:30
Free speech? Are you KIDDING? Sorry, 10, not at somebody else's expense.
This dickhead made defamatory comments about two very famous women. For a "guy" who fancies himself so intelligent, he chose to make demeaning and disgusting sexual remarks about someone else and TO HAVE THOSE PUBLISHED in a major magazine.
I hope Simpleton's daddy's loyas stick a lawsuit so far up Mayer's wigga ass that he'll be singing soprano for the rest of his putrid little life.
Oh, and John, you have no sense of rhythm, you suck on the guitar, your singing is mediocre at best, that is, if you like the sound of cats mating, and since you cut your only asset, your hair, you have looked like a turtle. FAIL!
By #13 is my hero, on February 11, 2010 16:23:56
I had a chance to interview him once and after he joked about killing my kids with cyanide I knew he was a grade A douche.
By Former fan of his work, on February 11, 2010 16:41:12
WARNING: This thread has become dangerously close to exceeding its limit on the word "douche."
By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 18:41:59
Boo freaking Hooo! Waaa Waa Waaa Waa Waaa!
One of those guys I'd like to beat up just so I could laugh about it later. They should do a lotto where the winner gets to go 3 rounds in a cage with a deserving celebrity of his choice. God it would be hard to choose just one though.
By Underpants Gnome, on February 11, 2010 21:56:06
Douche
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 00:32:05
Someone please light him up, so I can piss on him...
By rev Al, on February 12, 2010 08:26:50
douche nozzle
By pk, on February 12, 2010 10:25:25
said he looks like a turtle cracked me up.
That was also the most retarded, lame, embarrasing speech I have ever heard. How? I mean seriously HOW does this man have fans?
Idiocracy has begun.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 11:58:48
Oh, Mayer. Just close your pie hole. Please. PLEASE.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 17:15:35
Oh, Mayer. Just close your pie hole. Please. PLEASE.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 17:15:36
Oh, Mayer. Just close your pie hole. Please. PLEASE.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 17:15:36
He thinks he is clever?
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 18:50:41
He thinks he is clever?
By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 18:50:46
hahahaha what a fucking moron he so sucks he should quit show biz and go away no one cares about you little bitch
By hey John you suck , on February 12, 2010 21:15:03
J.M. is the Earth's biggest pussy.
By anonymous, on February 13, 2010 14:33:05
i would fuck john mayer. he seems like a tameable douchebag. a big asshole but with the right woman... anything can happen. and if not then hey, at least it's a good fuck. he can sing and cry for me anyday. and then i'll just laugh and tell him to get into bed. there are no emotions better than sex and he's hot and well... who cares about the rest?
By kmcrack, on February 22, 2010 19:08:23
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