I know what you say to a bunch of hot naked girls, "All you fucking bitches get in that van and put those cuffs on. This gay ass photo-shoot is over. Were going to Ted Bundy land for some advanced fun!"
A) He's gay. B) He's saying that he gets so much top quality vagina that he doesn't really give a shit about hanging around naked models for 12 hours during a photoshoot. You are I would kill for that, but he, a movie star, can get that every day.
He's a greaseball. As a straight woman I can't understand any of the fuss about him or Colin Ferrell. They both look like they smell like B.O and coffee/ cigarette breath. *gag*
Uncle Daddy, Ted Bundy viciously murdered human beings and took them away from their families forever. Their last hours on earth were horrifying and painful. You are a nasty, sick fuck and not in a shockingly funny kind of way like you think you are. Moron.
Isn't this the same guy who's claim to fame is NOT bathing or wearing deodorant? So, how is he smelling the funky fish over his own hot garbage breath and sour-milk armpits?
I didn't really give a shit about this homo before. He was just some greaseball in movies for fat teenage girls, no big deal. Plus I was really getting bored with Kristen Stewart, stupid stoners don't really hold my interest for too long. But now this little asshole is ruining Emilie de Ravin's next flick, one of the hottest pieces of Aussie ass I've ever seen and she barely gets anything mainstream. So now this fucker's crampin' my style and I'm officially pissed off.
Gee. Pandering to the gay readers while trying to seem "controversial" to straight ones. Probably his agent or handlers told him to say this. Nothing like manufactured, premeditated rebelliousness to keep your demographic interested. Anyone that thinks this guy is even remotely interesting or in any way original is either really young or really stupid.
I thought he stopped showering & using deodorant in an effort to keep the screeching, grabby, relentless twihards away. I understand his reasoning, but he does look greasy and dirty all the time.
People, you all need to lighten up, get a sense of humor. It's a joke. An old joke at that. What are signs of vagina allergy? Swelling, redness, shortness of breath, etc. Please, try to learn how to take a joke.
AHAHAHA how could anyone be dumb enough to actually think he's "dating" that bull dyke Kristin Stewart? Some of you people really need to tune up that gaydar!
I still like the Twilight movies, I don't care what Todd says on the matter. The movies are fun popcorn stuff.
Don't go judging him when you're the ignorant ones! It's an old British joke. "DOCTOR DOCTOR, I think I'm allergic to vaginas! Why do you think that sir? Because every time I see one I swell up and need to rub." He has fantastic British humor
Wow. If THAT's the joke, please someone reanimate Benny Hill! Life is not fair This douchebag gets more hot virgin pussy thrown at him than an island volcano And all he can say is "Thanks. Is that your brother?" I tried to read Twilight (my female cowrokers said I should) But after I felt my brain cells and my testosteron dripping out of my ears, I had to call it quits That stupid fucking book is even more boring than something rely fucking boring Like a Julia Roberts movie or some shit Damn it Vampires suck
41 Comments:
Leave Your Commentwhat a fuckin homo this guy is
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 08:19:34
Actually he's referring to an standard joke, "I'm allergic to vaginas - they make me swell up". But he seems to have told it kinda gay.
By the "actually" guy, on February 15, 2010 08:32:36
I know what you say to a bunch of hot naked girls, "All you fucking bitches get in that van and put those cuffs on. This gay ass photo-shoot is over. Were going to Ted Bundy land for some advanced fun!"
By Uncle Daddy, on February 15, 2010 08:36:33
yeah dude is hella soft
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 08:37:16
Gay, straight, who gives a fuck. This teabag's problem is that he is one of the most boring, droll, uninteresting persons to have ever hit Hollywood.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 08:43:28
Agree with #5...
By Mike, on February 15, 2010 08:55:58
who's this idiot anyway?? even gay people would love to be under any sex organ for 6 hours...
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 09:09:16
I think he is devine
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 09:10:25
Sweet dumper on the right.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 09:20:03
Either:
A) He's gay.
B) He's saying that he gets so much top quality vagina that he doesn't really give a shit about hanging around naked models for 12 hours during a photoshoot. You are I would kill for that, but he, a movie star, can get that every day.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 09:21:18
Uh, I think he's totally messing around with them. This is the same interview where he talks about how fun it was to get eaten by an elephant.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 09:36:46
#3, Uncle Daddy. You might dream about Ted Bundy Land, but you couldn't handle Ted Bundy Land. You'd be the first one to start whimpering and whining.
You have no idea how evil I was.
By Ted "Roaster" Bundy, 666 Apocalypse Drive, Hell, on February 15, 2010 10:34:35
He's a greaseball. As a straight woman I can't understand any of the fuss about him or Colin Ferrell. They both look like they smell like B.O and coffee/ cigarette breath. *gag*
Uncle Daddy, Ted Bundy viciously murdered human beings and took them away from their families forever. Their last hours on earth were horrifying and painful. You are a nasty, sick fuck and not in a shockingly funny kind of way like you think you are. Moron.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 11:07:31
Isn't this the same guy who's claim to fame is NOT bathing or wearing deodorant? So, how is he smelling the funky fish over his own hot garbage breath and sour-milk armpits?
By jeditemple, on February 15, 2010 11:18:31
Tween Cutters Rock, so do Twenty Something Cutters!
Thanks for the shout out, Todd!
By Jambosafari, on February 15, 2010 11:23:25
God I feel bad for those models. They had to look at him AND smell him all that time. Ugh!!!!
By beck, on February 15, 2010 11:34:52
ALL U MEN R JEALOUS N SO R U TODD.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 12:05:32
Todd, the little emo girls who self harm are starting to flock to your site, my but they're an odd bunch!
By Extreme Holly, on February 15, 2010 12:24:07
he reminds me of farts and axe body spray..
By phidapaldi, on February 15, 2010 13:21:23
I didn't really give a shit about this homo before. He was just some greaseball in movies for fat teenage girls, no big deal. Plus I was really getting bored with Kristen Stewart, stupid stoners don't really hold my interest for too long. But now this little asshole is ruining Emilie de Ravin's next flick, one of the hottest pieces of Aussie ass I've ever seen and she barely gets anything mainstream. So now this fucker's crampin' my style and I'm officially pissed off.
By Tony, on February 15, 2010 13:28:44
Gee. Pandering to the gay readers while trying to seem "controversial" to straight ones. Probably his agent or handlers told him to say this. Nothing like manufactured, premeditated rebelliousness to keep your demographic interested. Anyone that thinks this guy is even remotely interesting or in any way original is either really young or really stupid.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 13:49:27
"he reminds me of farts and axe body spray."
Awesome. I'm using that next time I get a chance.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 14:12:28
Agree with #13.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 14:17:14
poor kristen stewart. : (
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 14:20:03
#5 misunderstands the word "droll" but made me laugh by calling Stinky McFartinson a teabag.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 14:24:07
I thought he stopped showering & using deodorant in an effort to keep the screeching, grabby, relentless twihards away. I understand his reasoning, but he does look greasy and dirty all the time.
By Red Cat, on February 15, 2010 15:41:08
I think he's just fucking with everyone. His interviews are always completely ridiculous. Either way, I don't care whether he likes dicks or tits.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 17:35:09
I "HEART" Todd!
By TarHeel Cutter, on February 15, 2010 23:53:13
People, you all need to lighten up, get a sense of humor. It's a joke. An old joke at that. What are signs of vagina allergy? Swelling, redness, shortness of breath, etc. Please, try to learn how to take a joke.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2010 03:56:59
I would do him in a heartbeat. One night stand kinda thing, sexy skeevy. Kinda like guys enjoying really trampy looking girls, but just for a night.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2010 03:59:41
#12? You may be even creepier than Uncle Daddy, dude.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2010 03:59:53
i heard he never showers (like, ever...) and he smells more wretched than a dead corpse
By anonymous, on February 16, 2010 06:09:00
AHAHAHA how could anyone be dumb enough to actually think he's "dating" that bull dyke Kristin Stewart? Some of you people really need to tune up that gaydar!
I still like the Twilight movies, I don't care what Todd says on the matter. The movies are fun popcorn stuff.
By Bonnie, on February 16, 2010 08:17:46
Fucking ugly flat-face.
He must think he's really something.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2010 09:05:55
Todd is just jealous cause Pattinson eats vagina for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2010 11:28:48
Actually he's being honest. Most men don't like eating vagina just like most women don't like sucking dick.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2010 12:21:15
How did those models handle the smell he emits for twelve hours???? I can smell him thru the pics.
By DukeSteele, on February 16, 2010 17:20:06
ooooooohhhhhh he's so fine!
By wet woman, on February 16, 2010 20:22:48
Don't go judging him when you're the ignorant ones! It's an old British joke. "DOCTOR DOCTOR, I think I'm allergic to vaginas! Why do you think that sir? Because every time I see one I swell up and need to rub."
He has fantastic British humor
By LSD, on February 17, 2010 02:18:13
Wow. If THAT's the joke, please someone reanimate Benny Hill!
Life is not fair
This douchebag gets more hot virgin pussy thrown at him than an island volcano
And all he can say is "Thanks. Is that your brother?"
I tried to read Twilight (my female cowrokers said I should)
But after I felt my brain cells and my testosteron dripping out of my ears,
I had to call it quits
That stupid fucking book is even more boring than something rely fucking boring
Like a Julia Roberts movie or some shit
Damn it
Vampires suck
By Barack Obama dont ask dont tell bitch, on February 17, 2010 17:04:21
robert pattinson it's ok, my vagina is hypoallergenic.
By kmcrack, on February 22, 2010 18:40:46
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