24 Comments:

1. Well at least we know that Richard Lugner will get laid or blown that night!
   
   I would have picked someone different if I were him though ...

   By Midlife Bachelor, on February 3, 2010 04:55:25

2. as soon as she says, "wait why do i have to call you daddy?" he's going to shower her in jack daniels & grey goose

   By Nonconsensual is Code for Surprise, on February 3, 2010 05:03:14

3. I would spray her down.

   By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 05:04:53

4. Well Lindsey fits in nicely with that list of used up skanks he normally prefers to take

   By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 05:32:53

5. Tell me why he doesn't "buy" these bitches and uses them Hostel style? That would be great!

   By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 05:54:31

6. Maybe we can ask him to sell Lezlo to some Arab sheik after he's done with her. This twat is way past her shelf life.

   By Dina "Mom" Lohan, on February 3, 2010 07:07:01

7. Uh, how "ultraposh" could this ball be if all the guests are ready to not drink alcohol for the sake of her skank ass? And this Lugner guy sounds like some overweight sweaty dweeb creep. Man, those Austrians...

   By Adolf Fritzl, on February 3, 2010 08:24:08

8. Blegh! Why does she always look so greasy? She used to be so cute! Whatever happened to these (http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb250/jesseeyay/Famous%20People/lindsay.jpg) days?

   By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 08:28:46

9. After a nice long hot shower I'd love to fuck Lindsay Lohan...I'd let her keep those goofy shoes on while I screw her brains out.

   By Spikewebbe, on February 3, 2010 08:47:09

10. why is sobriety and monogamy every celebrytwats kryptonite?

    By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 09:25:58

11. RRIIIGGGHHHTTT! Like she won't be doing the walk of shame at 0'early thirty after the ball! You really know how far you've fallen when the only guy who wants to go out with you is 70+ with shrivled prunes...

    By Evil Overlord, on February 3, 2010 10:10:37

12. I can't think of a bigger declaration that she's a full blown out of control drunk than having to make special arrangements to remove all the alcohol from her sight at all times.
    
    Watch the CDC come out with an announcement that Austrian STD figures have skyrocketed after this party. She'll be giving blowjobs to anyone who suggests they'll buy her a beer at this party.

    By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 10:58:30

13. just googled pictures of this event... looks a bit classy for her

    By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 11:28:48

14. Skank!

    By Paris Hilton, on February 3, 2010 12:05:30

15. Is this a script for an upcoming Southpark?
    This Lugner guy does an annual search for the most cracked out cumbucket in Hollywood and flies the lucky winner to Austraila for a date?
    Ewwwww

    By Underpants Gnome, on February 3, 2010 15:08:50

16. He's an Austrian billionaire... do you really think he's limited to anything as pedestrian as alcohol?
    
    He'll probably be slipping Lindsay vials of the Tears of the Warsaw Jews laced with fine Bekaa hash or something.
    
    And then comes the coprophilia.

    By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 16:27:55

17. Dita von Teese is no skank

    By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 17:18:41

18. Her nose is looking a "tad" raw. Nothing about withholding the coke from her.

    By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 18:54:56

19. She looks very pretty with black hair!

    By erect@hardon.cum, on February 3, 2010 19:15:52

20. Pablo Picasso is not an asshole

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2010 01:38:37

21. Looks like Twitney's hair butcher glue gunned that hot mess onto Hohan's empty coke-addled skull.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2010 09:14:56

22. So that's how billionaire's do it, buy cheap, then toss away used. Genius!

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2010 09:41:57

23. Her and britbrit must have planned outfits together,

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2010 11:04:58

24. Drunk bitch hair-swipe #362,910,531.

    By Vermithrax, on February 4, 2010 19:32:07