22 Comments:

1. I don't think he's gay. I just think he's unattractive and kind of gross.

   By anonymous, on February 23, 2010 03:36:23

2. I don't think he's gay, just extraordinarily boring. Which makes that half-dead bore of a girl perfect for him.

   By anonymous, on February 23, 2010 03:52:53

3. Kristen Stewart looks like a 12 year old boy who likes other 12 year old boys

   By sttex, on February 23, 2010 03:55:09

4. why even go to a fucking premiere if that's the face your going to make on the red carpet. ugh. stay home bitch.

   By anonymous, on February 23, 2010 04:03:53

5. Let me caption that photo for you: Two Homos.

   By coolpapa, on February 23, 2010 04:19:43

6. Todd I don't usually LOL at anything but when I got to the end of your paragraph and the "my chemical romance comment" my fresh mouthful of coffee went all over the keyboard and screen.
   
   Well played sir, well played!

   By Chucky, on February 23, 2010 04:29:39

7. Right he's going to make an official statement to "the Sun" haha BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   By anonymous, on February 23, 2010 04:42:18

8. Tears of blood rain down upon my soul which is void of happiness as I travel through the abyss of darkness that is my life

   By Kristen Stewart, on February 23, 2010 05:41:44

9. To avoid attention, he also makes sure they're never naked at the same time.
   
   Gotta hand to Kristen Stewart on the zombie eye rolling. She's in big movies and making lots of money while shooting heroin 3 times a day and letting everybody know she'd love it if they would die now.

   By anonymous, on February 23, 2010 05:50:16

10. Hell, I'd be in Twilight and face the red carpet bullshit if it meant I got to have a bowl in my mouth every free minute of the day too. I'm totally serious.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2010 06:07:46

11. So gay man... what else he has to say to make clear that he doesn't like women?
    Even when he say "I hate vaginas" fans are like... nooo, he means another thing.

    By Elisa, on February 23, 2010 07:23:57

12. So gay man... what else he has to say to make clear that he doesn't like women?
    Even when he say "I hate vaginas" fans are like... nooo, he means another thing.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2010 07:24:38

13. "she doesn't look like she uses a strap-on" fucking hilarious

    By Giraffe Tamer, on February 23, 2010 08:23:46

14. What the hell is wrong with Kristen Stewart? She's naturally beautiful and makes every attempt to look like a cheap slut with a wardrobe from the dollar store. What the fuck!?

    By Tony, on February 23, 2010 10:53:28

15. What a difference a haircut makes! And Kristen just needs to get her butt kicked.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2010 11:38:55

16. she needs to work out her fat arms. and she's perfect for pattinson, those two can not shower for a week and still be the most desired people in hollywood. good for them and their filthy love triangle with the shower head, looks like the shower head is going home solo again. i don't get it, does it really turn you on that much to look and smell like tuna that's been sitting in the sun for a week? she's ugly and he can do wayyy better. whatever floats your boat bud.

    By kmcrack, on February 23, 2010 11:55:10

17. Todd, you are triggering my self harm impulses, I'm going to carve "Todd" into my tummy now!

    By Ana Regzig, on February 23, 2010 12:00:27

18. Listened to her acceptance speech at the BAFTAs (UK equiv of oscars)...
    
    ... she's an idiot.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2010 13:21:47

19. Sorry but their showmance is pretty obviously a fake, so their lame-ass movie will stay in the headlines year round. They don't even look like they LIKE being around each other, and she's too rotten an actress to fake it.
    
    Not only is Kristen Stewart a lesbian, but she's a boring-ass whinny chinny lesbian with the body of a doughy teenage boy.
    
    12, you think the powers that be would allow him to ruin millions of tweenage wet dreams (and the money that comes with them) by actually saying that "EEEKZ Edward is gay!"? Nah, I think he was just shaking it up.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2010 15:12:13

20. He looks like he does a lot of drugs.

    By Drew Barrymore, on February 24, 2010 09:05:02

21. he's probably bi....maybe they are friends with benifits..

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2010 18:24:06

22. "Allergic to vagina" is a British joke, guys. It means he swells up when he sees one. Get it now? I figured it wouldn't translate to the American crowd...
    
    Anyways, her feet and legs are fucking DISGUSTING. She should never, ever leave the house without close-toed shoes and pants. EVER. How does she not care that she has full-blown fucking toenail fungus showing??? They're YELLOW for fuck's sake!!! Eh she's a dumb ingrate cunt anyways.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2010 04:44:12