I'll second the British accent = evil empire tendencies and considering Brittany dated the likes of Eminem, Fred Durst and Ashton Kutcher she was looking for an evil daddy figure anyway. Cheers.
This guy is a rank amateur next to Yoko Ono. That bitch had her lawyers on task within three hours of John being shot up. He literally wasn't even cold yet. Maybe Monjack and Ono could hook up, but that could be bad as that much dark matter I hear can actually cause a black hole to form that will suck the planet into it.
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Leave Your CommentNo surprise here. Those Brits are fucking conniving and low when it comes to money. Cheerio!
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 07:46:55
I'll second the British accent = evil empire tendencies and considering Brittany dated the likes of Eminem, Fred Durst and Ashton Kutcher she was looking for an evil daddy figure anyway.
Cheers.
By Beau, on February 15, 2010 07:57:42
This guy is a rank amateur next to Yoko Ono. That bitch had her lawyers on task within three hours of John being shot up. He literally wasn't even cold yet. Maybe Monjack and Ono could hook up, but that could be bad as that much dark matter I hear can actually cause a black hole to form that will suck the planet into it.
By Uncle Daddy, on February 15, 2010 08:42:29
Ring, ring. Is Simon Monjack in? No, Mr. Monjack's off today.
By Rosie Palm, on February 17, 2010 05:09:00
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