Smell Like Kim Kardashian

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  1. ..."Hennessy" or "Check Cashing Place", I'm not sure. Black guys like those things you know.

    OH, SNAP!

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 07:45:43

  2. I'm black and I can tell you, most black men don't like any of that. We prefer the smell of pure uncut pussy. We don't need any fragrances for what we want to do.

    In any case, Kardashian's fragrance probably smells more like old urine or R. Kelly's shit stains. Because, you know, Kim gets down like that. I'll stick to masturbation instead of her.

    By Sevenmack, on February 28, 2010 07:56:28

  3. How about Ode to Urine?

    Damn, I was already beat to it.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 07:59:20

  4. someone needs to tell her that white guys have bigger cocks than black guys on average

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 08:09:52

  5. Seriously, why doesn't this ho fall off the face of the earth? It's a good thing she has nice hair and big boobs because she doesn't appear to have even one grain of intelligence or dignity.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 08:09:55

  6. She looks like garbage bag stuffed with shit and wrapped with bungee cords so that everything will squeeze out. What does nigga smell like ?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 08:33:31

  7. #3, that was funny, mostly for how wrong you got it.
    And #4, hilarious.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 08:46:27

  8. #4, you mean someone should lie to her?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 08:59:00

  9. I looked it up. The new fragrance is called:

    "Skank"

    "For women who desperately want to be famous and don't really care who/what they have to do to get there."

    By Bob, on February 28, 2010 09:23:32

  10. It smells like Pookietang. It has a hint of pepperoni with a spritz of wet fat ass. It's lovely if you are a aardvark in heat.

    By Lardassian, on February 28, 2010 09:54:03

  11. Rude comments good. Racist comments not. I may have to rethink whether I continue to surf this site...

    By hihat, on February 28, 2010 10:01:20

  12. I think she had some plastic surgery done. Around her eyes, at least. Been seeing that stretched/pulled look in her pics lately.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 10:35:01

  13. You ever though maybe you could be funny without being racist? I have tried over and over again to excuse your comments but I am done, I will never look at your site again, adn neither will my friends.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 11:28:09

  14. Pretty girl but damn, trashhhhy.

    By Madonna, on February 28, 2010 12:29:19

  15. #13, you are a PC pussy, and Kim is a mudshark.

    That is all.

    By Storm, on February 28, 2010 12:37:08

  16. Her cologne is designed to reflect her life & preferences. It's very exclusive; it's called:

    "Black men Only Be Fuckin' Me!"

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 13:00:55

  17. Her "scent" is nasty, just like her. Why any woman would want to smell like a whore who's been fucked hundreds of times & never showered is beyond me.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 13:02:07

  18. LOL @#3...you're a fucking idiot. Nice try though, retard.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 13:16:36

  19. Made with actual sweat drippings from the crack of her ass after a good workout.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 13:23:59

  20. Comment #13 = HAHAHA! Oh get over it. "and neither will my friends." You fucking tool.
    Great and funny Todd, you are awesome.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 14:19:22

  21. I always imagined her smelling like Cocoa Butter and Swisher sweets.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 14:20:05

  22. im getting so tired of reading about everyone that "stuffed their enormous rack into a dress" i mean come up with a new way to say it please

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 14:33:15

  23. she was much hotter before she became joan collins. bitch is looking so pulled.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 14:42:50

  24. Maybe the new line is called "My daddy took OJ's bloody clothes and I still fuck black running backs."

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 14:55:25

  25. she has totally had work done- it is her nose. look at pics from 2008- her face is different. she can lie until she is blue in the face, but she is NOT natural.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 14:55:32

  26. Her perfume really smells like a cheeseburger. This chick is just a couple of pounds away from boxing super heavyweight...

    By CrackPimp, on February 28, 2010 15:04:36

  27. we all know its just pee in a bottle of colt 45.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 15:21:09

  28. .

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 15:29:36

  29. I have 3 things to say about this
    1. regarding hennessy and whatever else you said at the end, don't forget pork rinds.
    2. If I looked like her, I would sit in front of the mirror all day and masturbate to myself because I was just so freaking beautiful
    3. her perfume actually smells good, a bit like michael kors' scent

    By giraffe tamer, on February 28, 2010 16:37:37

  30. Rotten taco is far from appealing to the nose.

    By CLINT TORREZ, on February 28, 2010 16:42:05

  31. She is so fine!! I wanna sleep in that pussy and bury my head in that ass

    By chocolate rain, on February 28, 2010 17:20:05

  32. Hmmmm. Yes....yes, I think I still want to cum in her. And on her.

    By erect@hardon.cum, on February 28, 2010 17:23:45

  33. What's the name of her cologne, "I suck black dicks"?

    Why anyone would buy anything associated with this human toilet seat is beyond me...

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 17:49:48

  34. I bet it smells like that nuclear Cherry spray at the car wash. You know, the stuff in the machine next to the broken vac. Kim is gonna look like Gammera in a few years, I promise.

    By gsx, on February 28, 2010 18:18:46

  35. Cocoa Butter and Swisher sweets.

    As a black man I can verify that the proceeding comment is indeed true lol! But seriously I would fuck her like the whore she is (no kissing; trojan condom)

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 19:48:27

  36. #32 even Kim Kardashian wouldn't fuck you because you actually have a lower IQ than she does.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 23:56:49

  37. It's cat pee.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 23:57:38

  38. Don't some of you get that the author is making a sarcastic comment about stereotypes? The trouble is that the media perpetuates these stereotypes to the point that people start to believe them. I know many black friends that do not like Henessey (I personally love it, but it has become so expensive) and would never step foot near one of those check-cashing places. Anyway, Kim should stop wearing so much makeup (big mistake).

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2010 23:59:29

  39. Actually, her perfume does smell good, very floral and feminine. Like delicate, white flowers (gardenias, etc.) It is not a scent that I would associate with her, and I bet that if it was marketed under a different name that it would do very well. And #4? Sweetie? Who lied to you?

    By Marissa, on March 1, 2010 01:41:54

  40. hey #4,#6,#16,#24,#33(aka lame white dudes), dont be hatin cause she's super hotttttt and likes big black cocks...and not the little thing in yr pants hahahaha

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 03:45:37

  41. #11. leave now...she is the racist. #40....really man, are you black or another whore?

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 04:17:49

  42. any of you guys who wouldn't want to bang this chick based on these pictures, really should go back home and suck your daddy's dick, cause that's all you're good for.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 04:34:17

  43. LOL @ the angry, degrading comments.

    If she looked the exact same way, but only screwed white guys, you'd build monuments for her.

    Funny...and sad.

    By Bernardo, on March 1, 2010 04:36:12

  44. She oughta be publically pissed on,she oughta be publically shot...thrown in a common urinal to lay there and fester and rot.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 05:43:17

  45. Does the proof of purchase from this perfume get you $5 off admission to the Apollo?

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 07:44:05

  46. #43 so true haha :)

    By white whore, on March 1, 2010 08:54:38

  47. Smell Like Kim Kardashian

    You mean smell like balls and ass? Uh, right.

    By anonymous, on March 1, 2010 10:38:16

  48. Disgusting bro trashcan.

    By anonymous, on March 2, 2010 12:30:15

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