Why do you keep making her relevant? Just another fake pair of DD's. Now if she put squeak toys in them, that would be different. But until that day we're still forced to look at her frankenstein face.
It's sad, I thought she was fucking beautiful before she started all this plastic surgery shit. Not that she's ugly now, but I'm turned off by how obviously fake her new look is. I like my chicks natural.
I always wondered what the deal was with her and Spencer. Are they really kidding? Are they serious? Now after this surgery you see how fucked up those two are...how sad. She looks like shit and will be a joke ala Pam Anderson. Sad and embarassing.
I mean come on...Does she think she invented the wheel or sliced bread? She should have dyed her hair black, implanted half the mammaries she has now and bought a whole lot a talent....then move to Oklahoma where they might give a damn.
please playboy just give her the money and tell her too walk. please, atleast this month you did good. the last couple man i was wondering wtf was going on. oh well atleast im not paying for it. its a girft every year.
Scroll below this to the Pam Anderson post, then scroll up really fast, now scroll down, up, down... its like one of those page flipping animations. #18, Tyrone, said "dat chicks watermelons be scrumchous" thats funny because I would have just said melons.
Hey...How about you pay some Prazzi to go around L.A. and take pics of all of the hundreds of thousands of severely hot women running around that town so that we can see the hundreds of thousands of them who are all just as irrelevant as Heidi "married to a douche" Montag is?
Heidi is to "Talent" as "Tractor Pull" is to "NASA".
It's a shame when a perfectly good white girl ruins herself with plastic surgery. She was 10x hotter before the surgery. not all guys are into balloon tits.
this level of cliche 'sexiness' is really getting boring. not pretty. anyone can look at bodies like this on the internet for free:) , this look is TIRED!
i only feel bad for her cause she is so young. probably will hit her when she is 40 that she f'd up. poor girl.
I'd shoot a load of semen at her at a 100 yards if she flashed those tities and her shaved pussy in my direction. You know she shaves that kitty. I predict she'll dump the little douchebag soon and get herself a real man. Maybe a straight up peckerwood with a little yard time in Ironwood like me bra.
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Leave Your Commenti'm sorry - but those things are just too big for her frame.
By Ashley _ STL, on February 18, 2010 13:03:22
She looks absurd.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 13:13:22
She should have used some of that plastic surgery money on her face. Already showing some heavy milage.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 13:20:40
Sorry...boob job failed miserably! She now has increased her look by at least 25 years.
Although, if her and I were in the same room and she wanted some of my dick, I wouldn't reject...
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 13:28:44
why does the article below seem like a prediction?
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 13:41:50
I'm gonna be pissed if this Playboy thing doesn't pan out or she pulls some stupid hand-bra bullshit.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 13:45:19
That's one ugly bitch.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 13:49:39
I smell future back problems.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 13:58:54
Why do you keep making her relevant? Just another fake pair of DD's. Now if she put squeak toys in them, that would be different. But until that day we're still forced to look at her frankenstein face.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 14:06:58
She'd look a lot better if she hadn't had her tits done. Now she looks like a porno barbie freak. Porn is all she's good for now. Idiot.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 14:12:50
Just leave it alone. No more surgery. Just leave it alone, and it will be just fine.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 14:15:01
What a bunch of haters, I'd hit it hard. And Todd you better hurry before she turns into Shauna Sand
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 14:43:39
she looks so used up.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 15:00:33
I've had a bad day Todd. Could you please post some pictures of Hugh Jackman, George Clooney, Johnny Depp or someone classy like that? Thanks.
Also, Heidi Montag has the intellect of a blueberry scone.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 15:04:54
It's sad, I thought she was fucking beautiful before she started all this plastic surgery shit. Not that she's ugly now, but I'm turned off by how obviously fake her new look is. I like my chicks natural.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 15:13:30
I bet Spencer Pratt is totally stoked that so many dudes totally want to motorboat his wife.
I bet you could totally swing a three-way...
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 15:17:55
I always wondered what the deal was with her and Spencer. Are they really kidding? Are they serious? Now after this surgery you see how fucked up those two are...how sad. She looks like shit and will be a joke ala Pam Anderson. Sad and embarassing.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 15:32:38
you all bees gay, dat chicks watermelons be scrumchous
By Tyrone, on February 18, 2010 15:44:47
That is one fucked-up mug.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 15:49:42
fake tits are horrible for titty fucking.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 15:50:37
"I'd like to cum on them you see"
LMAO
By giraffe tamer, on February 18, 2010 16:09:57
I mean come on...Does she think she invented the wheel or sliced bread? She should have dyed her hair black, implanted half the mammaries she has now and bought a whole lot a talent....then move to Oklahoma where they might give a damn.
By K Kardashian, on February 18, 2010 16:51:43
Ugly.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 17:53:30
please playboy just give her the money and tell her too walk. please, atleast this month you did good. the last couple man i was wondering wtf was going on. oh well atleast im not paying for it. its a girft every year.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 18:04:23
Scroll below this to the Pam Anderson post, then scroll up really fast, now scroll down, up, down... its like one of those page flipping animations.
#18, Tyrone, said "dat chicks watermelons be scrumchous" thats funny because I would have just said melons.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 19:25:31
shes a few drunk headers into a door jam away from looking like tori spelling.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2010 21:08:17
Hey...How about you pay some Prazzi to go around L.A. and take pics of all of the hundreds of thousands of severely hot women running around that town so that we can see the hundreds of thousands of them who are all just as irrelevant as Heidi "married to a douche" Montag is?
Heidi is to "Talent" as "Tractor Pull" is to "NASA".
By Spencer Twat, on February 18, 2010 21:36:04
Not bad for a 45-yr old.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 00:10:11
It's funny, I might have actually wanted to see her naked before. But now, now thanks.
She really needs some help, mentally.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 01:17:07
I really do not understand why she had them done made so big. She looked so much better before she started having all this surgery done.
By Paula Merton, on February 19, 2010 02:10:05
It's a shame when a perfectly good white girl ruins herself with plastic surgery. She was 10x hotter before the surgery. not all guys are into balloon tits.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 04:18:36
#18 Hey Tyrone, my bees make honey.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 08:12:25
They're NOT DD's they're DDD's AKA F cups... and she said she wants them bigger!
By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 10:38:02
this level of cliche 'sexiness' is really getting boring. not pretty. anyone can look at bodies like this on the internet for free:) , this look is TIRED!
i only feel bad for her cause she is so young. probably will hit her when she is 40 that she f'd up. poor girl.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 18:18:02
I'd shoot a load of semen at her at a 100 yards if she flashed those tities and her shaved pussy in my direction. You know she shaves that kitty. I predict she'll dump the little douchebag soon and get herself a real man. Maybe a straight up peckerwood with a little yard time in Ironwood like me bra.
By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 18:24:48
Those would be awesome if they were real, but they're not, so they're...not.
By anonymous, on February 20, 2010 08:26:49
...anxiously awaiting the post highlighting the difference between hm and pa...
By anonymous, on February 20, 2010 18:06:41
I for one would like to christen her gigantic new rack (and her face, and her butt) with copious amounts of my cream. Open wide, Heidi darling!
By erect@hardon.cum, on February 20, 2010 21:31:50
Those that call her the new Pamela Anderson have the same crystal ball I have.
By -*win*-, on February 22, 2010 02:49:32
yawn. "bottomless insecurity" nails it.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 03:24:29
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