38 Comments:

1. worst possible fucking selection of bullshit mixed with horseshit.
   
   Invictus? Inglorious basterds? Julie & fucking Julia? A movie about baking? That's the best we can do? Best director for a fucking blue-cartoon movie? What's being directed, exactly? Because it's ALL BEING CONTROLLED FROM A COMPUTER SCREEN. Retarded.
   
   And "Up" as an original screenplay? Another cartoon movie? What's next, bugs bunny getting the AVN award for best blowjob scene?
   
   Seriously?
   
   Fuck you hollywood. Fuck you right in the ass. I hope Roman Polanski dies of fucking testicular cancer.

   By Mikel, on February 2, 2010 05:05:31

2. Those are the most fucked up nominations I've seen in... EVER.

   By Cynthia, on February 2, 2010 05:08:17

3. Rageeeee #1...RAGEEE with all your might!

   By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 05:09:03

4. Oscars? Does this have anything whatsoever to do with the Super Bowl? No? Then fuck right off.

   By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 05:17:49

5. Or maybe we didn't give a shit about Up because we're not 12.

   By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 05:36:43

6. Oscars = Hollywood giving Hollywood a blow job.

   By jeditemple, on February 2, 2010 05:43:34

7. Mo'nique: Oscar contender?
   
   Seriously? Her last three films were shot on video and went straight to DVD. Way to pick 'em, Hollywood.

   By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 05:47:49

8. It would be great if "Up" DID win for best picture. The first 10 minutes of "Up" is some of the best storytelling this year on film, animated or not.

   By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 05:50:55

9. I am dead inside. I couldn't give a shit about the Oscars overall, but I hope Jeremy Renner wins best actor and Christopher Waltz wins best supporting actor, even though Inglorious Basterds was a flaming pile of dog shit.

   By mutterhals, on February 2, 2010 05:58:53

10. James Cameron will win best director simply because he put his name on a movie that beat Titanic in gross earnings. Inglorious basterds was a solid movie so I cant complain about that one. I just wanna know when will Guy Ritchie ever get the goddamn respect he deserves: Lock/Stock, Snatch, Revolver, Rock an Rolla, and even co producing Layer Cake. Now sure...he went pretty gay with the Sherlock Holmes movies but at least he did them justice rather than a CGI shitshow like Avatar.
    
    Best Writer: Tucker Max for I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.

    By Mad Dog, on February 2, 2010 06:17:46

11. Avatar? Proof that an uninspired, unoriginal, story and pretty pictures is all you need.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 06:20:21

12. @ 7
    
    Yeah that's right. Monique deserves her nomination and will win. Have you actually seen her performance? Racist asshole.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 06:23:37

13. #12, of course any criticism of blacks is certainly because of racism. That jerk in the White House is a feeble do-nothing. I can't stand that spook. Ooooops.

    By Storm, on February 2, 2010 06:59:19

14. Waltz definitely deserves the Oscar for his brilliant performance.
    
    As for the rest... who gives a shit?

    By roflberry pwncakes, on February 2, 2010 07:04:51

15. @12: It was a shit movie about shit. It's like a retard movie like forest gump; except with black people, sihtty background and then bad stuff happening to them. "Oh it's not bad enough that she's dirt poor and BLACK, she got raped too!"
    
    Being raped is the least of the character's problems. Her face should be Numero Uno, or maybe an education. Ugly, successful people get nice shit all the time - like Oprah (another fat, ugly BLACK woman).
    
    People get raped all the time, like this past weekend when I got drunk and fucked a girl I shouldn't have because she didn't look like Lucy Pinder's left tit. Was it date-rape? Yes. Do I get an oscar for it? No, because I'm not black, I'm not poor, and I have a fucking future outside of whining. I don't get even a consolation prize or a cookie, cause I have a penis.
    
    P.S. Barack Obama is president. Black people have to come up with new shit other than this "racism" crap. Your time is up. All people discriminate. It does not happen ONLY to you.
    
    Get a shopper and buy yourself a friend. Or eat shit and die. Nobody gives a fuck.

    By Mikel, on February 2, 2010 07:20:23

16. @8 I agree.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 07:22:30

17. This picture says "my life was shitty and that was reason enough to be fucking useless. because no one else ever had hard times. you know, like parents who have their children die from leucemia and helplessly watch their 5 year old son cry himself to sleep every night for months until they rot from the inside out. feel sorry for me. now give me an oscar and some pie, motherfucker."
    
    http://craig.purplestateofmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/MoNique-in-Precious.jpg

    By Mikel, on February 2, 2010 07:26:55

18. ok. this all got out of hand. XD

    By Mikel, on February 2, 2010 07:30:13

19. UP was a great movie, I had one idiot friend tell me she almost fell asleep. Obviously she has no soul.
    
    Now as for supporting actress, C'MON TODD!! Vera Farmiga looks HOT and plays the playa! When do you get to see a movie with a WOMAN playa'! (yes i'm spelling it like that on purpose)

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 07:43:37

20. I thought District 9 sucked.

    By unsung, on February 2, 2010 08:40:46

21. Haha, man you guys sure do have your panties in a twist over this.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 09:31:00

22. Gotta give it up for my homeboy Jeremy Renner. The rest = meh.
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 09:33:30

23. 12., Obviously you've missed some of Mo'Nique's other Oscar worthy work, such as Beerfest, 3, Garfield: The Movie, Soul Plane, and the critically acclaimed Phat Girlz. The slam wasn't racial, it was truth. Mo'Nique's career has been a embarrassment, and if you want to toss the race card in there, to serious black actors.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 09:38:59

24. Word #23, word. I feel the same about the Bullock nomination - her last good movie was Speed. Aka her ONLY good movie!

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 11:13:03

25. I had no idea that disliking an actor that happens to be black makes you a racist. I guess I better change my opinion of Tyler Perry then, I wouldn't want people think I'm a racist.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 11:55:06

26. up is for fags and dick lickers. fuck that gay animated garbage.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 12:41:14

27. wtf is Woody Harrelson doing on a list that has Christopher Plummer on it?

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 13:29:18

28. #1 Julie and Julia? Where? I can't see it from the list of ten nominees.
    

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 14:16:23

29. Agree with #14. Christopher Waltz manged to be giddy, sinister and charming all at the same time. Couldn't give a damn about the rest.

    By Red Cat, on February 2, 2010 14:27:13

30. YYYYYAAAAWWWNNNNNNNN! Lets get back to more pussy!

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 16:36:54

31. up!!!!!!!!!!! I love up. so glad it got nominated

    By sara, on February 2, 2010 17:00:40

32. Who gives a flying fuck?

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2010 18:26:17

33. "UP"? your talking about the porno right?.............not the animated movie for 5 year olds.........right?

    By Reece, on February 2, 2010 19:22:38

34. Mo'nique is a one trick pony. How many future films will call for an obese ghetto chick with hairy legs? Of course she'll win so Hollywood can pat itself on the back for placating the blacks and the fatties aka feminists. Penelope Cruz should win just for being hot.

    By Grendel, on February 3, 2010 03:13:59

35. The one thing liberal Hollywood is known for is awarding films that depict mentally challenged people. Slingblade, Rain Man, Forrest Gump, etc. So Precious is a slam dunk.

    By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 03:54:50

36. What happened to the funny and intelligent dissenters who used to frequent this site? Now, we get semiliterate retards like Mikel blubbering on about how he has to rape his date in order to get laid, or something equally as moronic.

    By anonymous, on February 3, 2010 05:32:32

37. Up should not win anything. The begining was good and overall the movie was cute. But seriously... the moral of the story is fucked.
    
    This old dude dreams of traveling to the spot his hero claimed existed but nobody believed. His hero was outcasted becasue they called the species of bird he found there a fraud. His hero spent the rest of his life there trying to track one down to show the world he wasn't a fraud. The old dude arrives and finds the bird, but doesnt want to let his hero get it. His hero finds out about this and tries to distract the old dude while he makes off with the bird. The old dude kills his hero and lives happily ever after!
    
    wtf?

    By Brian C, on February 3, 2010 10:28:50

38. I agree with #20. District 9 was a let down. It had mass potential but the lead character was such an annoying twat that it really put me off.

    By Vermithrax, on February 4, 2010 19:49:58