22 Comments:

1. Thanks for making me laugh so loud!

   By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 03:40:10

2. wow lol... Thank god this fuck is dead...

   By Eddie W., on February 10, 2010 04:00:11

3. Wow. Money can't buy sanity.

   By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 04:32:22

4. Piss bottle!

   By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 05:08:52

5. and according to MSNBC, next to the bed was a string of wooden beads. Wonder what those could be used for?
   
   http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35317047/ns/entertainment-celebrities/

   By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 05:18:14

6. Of COURSE all of YOU would actually believe such a complete load of bullcrap...I have to say I'm disgusted with this site on a routine basis and this marks my FINAL visit. It's always a grand waste of my time but I've recently discovered there are a plethora of celebrity gossip pages that DON'T depend on unkind words and blatant lies to create a lasting fan base. Keep your simple thoughts and your simple fans.
   

   By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 05:28:12

7. Joe? Joe Jackson? Is that you?

   By A Simple Fan, on February 10, 2010 06:22:16

8. Michael was a fucking WEIRDO. The planet is better off with him gone. And lord knows how many little boy's buttholes are safe now.

   By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 07:29:22

9. 5:28 = Black Chris Crocker.

   By Coolpapa, on February 10, 2010 07:49:55

10. the most amazing mind boggling earth shattering bit of news in all that is:
    he had a real nose attached to his completely phony face!!!!!
    lol!

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 08:35:21

11. I'm confused. The story is about Michael Jackson but the photo looks like Lindsey Lohan.
    But seriously, MJ was always a weirdo even when he was a little kid. I have a book here about the Jackson 5 from back in the 70's that talks about all the crazy shit he was doing even back then.
    He was a hell of a talent though. Can't deny that.

    By Underpants Gnome, on February 10, 2010 10:11:22

12. RIP MJ.
    love you. no matter what.

    By kk, on February 10, 2010 12:06:39

13. FUCKIN DIDDLER

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 13:20:58

14. you spelled leukemia wrong. Otherwise, YIKES!!!

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 17:28:03

15. #6...nothing is made up. IT'S IN THE OFFICIAL AUTOPSY REPORT, FUCKNUTS!!!! Keep sticking your head in the sand, and your Michael Jackson voodoo love doll up your ass. It doesn't change reality.

    By Smack Diaz, on February 10, 2010 18:10:06

16. Great way to show your intellect. It is spelled leukemia.

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 18:46:47

17. Shut up!!! I love MJ!

    By anonymous, on February 10, 2010 22:28:29

18. Sadly, you are probably too old for him to love you back.
    
    You know, if he wasn't all dead n'stuff.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2010 20:31:06

19. Response #6 is why I check the comment section. :)

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2010 06:34:56

20. #6 is pissed cause they didn't get to drink one of those piss-jars.
    Contact me and I'll sell you one that I stole from the house. Price negot.

    By Rev Al, on February 12, 2010 08:39:40

21. i'm no mj fan...but was that really necessary? have respect for the dead. you and your lame ass fans are just plain rude. don't give me the "chill, its just a fuckin humor" shit because this kind of humor sucks. fuck you and your parents for the way they brought you up!!

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 10:48:32

22. i do not understand his followers. he was an ugly son-of-a bitch who stopped making music way too long ago and there has been better shit since then. can we just forget about this freak already? like we should have 5 years ago.

    By kmcrack, on February 22, 2010 19:24:25