Joselyn James is a serious ho...this gal even took Shorty Mac in her backdoor. For those of you who do not know who Shorty Mac is...well, he is an african american porn star who is virtually a midget, yet whose claim to fame is having the most ginormously large organ in porn in terms of girth.
Don't believe me? Just turn your safe-search to "off" in google and search for images, "Shorty Mac - Joslyn James"
I wouldn't even look at pictures of this chick without wearing a condom and spraying Chlorox on my computer monitor. If Tiger stuck it in there without a condom, a HazMat suit, and a police escort, he should lose custody of his penis for recklessly endangering it.
I think it is unlikely that she would have known who the father of those two children was given that she has unprotected sex all the time in the porn movies she makes. Sure - it could have been Tiger, but I think we have to give him the benefit of the doubt, in this particular case. There is an equal chance that this woman is simply trying to get paid by telling this story ...
Wait ... was someone up there just surprised that a porn star has sex with lots of people? Really? In related news, the secretary in our office uses the copier a lot.
But seriously. She takes dick for a living. You think it's too much of a stretch for Tiger to have assumed she might have some form of grown up birth control going on? I mean, seriously. my girlfriend is on the pill and she doesn't consume semen for a living.
ewww are you serious??? she has stretch marks and she looks fucking busted in the face, why would he go for that if he was going to cheat. nasty, just plain nasty
You know, for a post about a skanky porn star and her married billionaire lover having unprotected sex, the above comments are mostly really witty and smart.
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Leave Your CommentWho cares!? All the women he's shagged look like they would be more fun than his wife :/
By Jason, on February 15, 2010 04:30:22
Joselyn James is a serious ho...this gal even took Shorty Mac in her backdoor. For those of you who do not know who Shorty Mac is...well, he is an african american porn star who is virtually a midget, yet whose claim to fame is having the most ginormously large organ in porn in terms of girth.
Don't believe me? Just turn your safe-search to "off" in google and search for images, "Shorty Mac - Joslyn James"
be warned.
By JR, on February 15, 2010 04:52:55
I bet her tattoo says something deep and meaningful like General Tso's Chicken.
By mutterhals, on February 15, 2010 04:58:05
I wouldn't even look at pictures of this chick without wearing a condom and spraying Chlorox on my computer monitor. If Tiger stuck it in there without a condom, a HazMat suit, and a police escort, he should lose custody of his penis for recklessly endangering it.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 05:05:06
I think it is unlikely that she would have known who the father of those two children was given that she has unprotected sex all the time in the porn movies she makes. Sure - it could have been Tiger, but I think we have to give him the benefit of the doubt, in this particular case. There is an equal chance that this woman is simply trying to get paid by telling this story ...
By Midlife Bachelor, on February 15, 2010 05:20:15
Wait ... was someone up there just surprised that a porn star has sex with lots of people? Really? In related news, the secretary in our office uses the copier a lot.
But seriously. She takes dick for a living. You think it's too much of a stretch for Tiger to have assumed she might have some form of grown up birth control going on? I mean, seriously. my girlfriend is on the pill and she doesn't consume semen for a living.
By Anivair, on February 15, 2010 05:28:31
You don't have to google Shorty Mac pictures - just look at the pic here of her from behind, you can see the dent he left.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 05:54:16
No way at all. If she had gotten pregnant from Tiger Woods, she would never have aborted it. That would be her ticket to lifelong financial security.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 06:41:33
She's veiny, stretched, and scary. Kind of like that balloon I let all of the air out of.
By jeditemple, on February 15, 2010 06:52:49
I don't believe it. That kid would've meant she never had to work again.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 06:57:46
This reminds me of that Family Guy when Peter turned gay. He farted and there was no percussion, it just sounded like a wind tunnel...
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 07:08:13
I'd hit it..
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 07:19:39
looks like shorty mac bin bangin her in her face too.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 08:25:29
Porn star who is not on some form of birth control? I gotta call BS on this one.
By Underpants Gnome, on February 15, 2010 08:55:00
ewww are you serious??? she has stretch marks and she looks fucking busted in the face, why would he go for that if he was going to cheat. nasty, just plain nasty
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 15:23:11
Oh, ewww. Damn, Tiger has some of the absolute WORST taste in hos. When cheating on your woman you're supposed to trade UP, not way way down.
By erect@hardon.cum, on February 15, 2010 16:50:37
You know, for a post about a skanky porn star and her married billionaire lover having unprotected sex, the above comments are mostly really witty and smart.
By Anne Boolean, on February 15, 2010 20:09:51
I know this is a bit off-topic, but while we're on the subject of "pregnancies", has Tila Tequila had her "miscarriage" yet?
Parentheses are fun!
By anonymous, on February 15, 2010 23:50:27
Holy fuck - that chick looks like a walking case of hep C
By VeeDub, on February 16, 2010 11:42:48
damn that whore lets anything in her holes she is a disgusting piece of crap tiger is a damn sex addict to fuck that whore and cum in her so fucked up
By disgusting slut, on February 16, 2010 20:13:13
That is just fuckin' wrong.
By Vermithrax, on February 18, 2010 19:57:21
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