40 Comments:

1. Fuck this idiot.

   By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 05:55:59

2. Tiger says he wants us to find room in our hearts to believe in Tiger Woods again...I don't know about that, but I'm betting on Tiger's wood again! And by wood, I don't mean his golf club...

   By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 06:00:50

3. He would have been a LOT more belivable had he got up there and just talked without a script in front of him.
   
   I also think he should have pulled a Silky Johnson from Chappelle's Show:
   
   "Kiss my ass, you rotten motherfuckers."

   By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 06:01:49

4. So, at the end of the day the story is that men like having sex with different women even after getting married. NEXT!!!

   By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 06:27:52

5. Awwww, boo hoo. "I'm reawwy reawwy sowwy. I just wanna play golf again and get huge endorsments and make billions of dollars. Boo hoo. Waaah waaah."
   
   Fuck off. I don't care. Golf isn't even a sport.

   By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 06:28:13

6. Sorry, my ass. Brotha only sorry 'cos he got caught. He should've walked out to that podium, tore up that lame script his PR losers wrote for him, and said "I'm Tiger-fuckin'- Woods and I do what the fuck I want", then walked off the damn stage. At least that shit would have been more real than reading some half-assed "apology"!

   By Angry Mexican, on February 19, 2010 06:34:46

7. What a piss poor statement, all garbage.
   Tiggy sucks dirty clit.

   By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 06:47:27

8. Amber lamps...

   By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 06:51:37

9. "Sincerity" and "Tiger Woods": never the train shall meet.

   By Elin Woods, on February 19, 2010 07:29:09

10. He's still exactly the entitled, whiny little prick he's shown the world he truly is. Keep digging yourself in deeper, there Tiggy. You are a pig.

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 07:47:47

11. I don't get it. Is he Asian or is he black?
    I want to know if I should fear him inside, or outside of a car.

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 07:55:00

12. @7 No kidding. That's what got him in this mess.

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 08:02:39

13. Rich young guy getting more ass than a sorority toilet seat is a sex addiction?!
    
    fucking pansy ass country, pretending Tiger wasn't simply doing what most young guys would if they were rich and famous too.
    
    Go get laid, tiger. It is your money. They won't let you see your kids anyway, so might as well have fun.

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 08:27:56

14. What a selfish dirtbag. Evan Lysacek wins a gold medal last night at the Olympics, and all we're hearing about today is this self-absorbed prick.

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 08:33:50

15. I think we all should take Tiger Woods' apology today at face value. As he, himself, said - it is his future actions that will really define who he is from this point forward.
    
    And if he does cheat again, then he will go down in history as the world's biggest hypcrite. Let's give him this opportunity!

    By Midlife Bachelor, on February 19, 2010 08:39:08

16. Bus ride to Letchville just left. Next one is to Port of Stupidenoughtogetcaught.

    By Philip, on February 19, 2010 08:40:55

17. Hmmmmm. I'm confused. A nigger lusting after the white wimmins is news?

    By Pineapple Andy Kaid, on February 19, 2010 08:41:06

18. @ 11, you have slain me. That was so funny I forgot what I came here to post.

    By Staci, on February 19, 2010 09:54:28

19. I'm with #13 above. If Tiger wasn't in a contract with Uncle Sam, and we heard
    
    "Breaking News! Millionaire athlete having sex with multiple women and porn stars"
    I'd be like "Damn straight. Where's the news?"
    
    Hell, if I was in his position I'd be hooking up with hot chicks left and right. We, or at least the media and our pansy country only condemn him cause he was married. Its still no surprise. Is anyone surprised. Men like having sex. Men are attracted to many women. Duh! And even then that's just more reason not to get married, and anyone who does should know that these guys get women throwing themselves at them as well on a constant basis.

    By TheNewNormal, on February 19, 2010 12:00:17

20. He's deeply sorry he got caught.
    
    I could understand an apology if this was a one time event, but we are talking 15 women, porn stars, prostitutes, etc.. This is basically who he is and it is all out in the open now.
    
    He should just take his money and disappear from the public eye for good.

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 12:33:50

21. Tiger can pay to FUCK HIMSELF.Go to hell Douche Nozzle .Shame is,white people will continue to pay money to watch this ass licker hit a small white ball.Amazing.
    He is still a baboon.

    By Mudshark, on February 19, 2010 12:56:24

22. I can forgive him for adultery. I cannot forgive him for his horrible tastes in sluts.
    
    

    By sushi, on February 19, 2010 17:20:49

23. I don't care who or what he did. So he fucked everything that moved. Good for him. The only reason he is sorry is because he got caught.

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2010 17:32:36

24. Hearing that Tiger Woods is fucking again is like hearing that Kirsty Allen is eating again
    Who the fuck cares???
    "Forgive me"??!!
    What he meant was "keep buying shit I endorse so Elin wont leave me"
    
    Fuck him and his whore wife ("I'll stay with you for 8 figurrs")
    I dont care if he's banging sheep and Elin is getting it from the help
    
    And his taste in women sucks
    His wife looks like a plastic Barbie doll
    His whores look like rode-hard-and-put-away-wet whores
    This is 20 seconds of my life I wont get back
    

    By john "stay off my scandal" Edwards, on February 20, 2010 00:34:30

25. He's just gross. Elin should pretend to stay with him to bide time while she sets up lawyers to absolutely destroy him. I'd fight for full custody, alimony, child support and the damages that come from the humiliation of having the whole world know the sordid details of what he had done to my marriage. When they are very very old and he's almost dead and she can't benefit from his money anymore, she should peel his skin off him with a chainsaw. Just think of how many different std diseases he put her at risk for. Think about what his kids are going to go through when they are old enough to realize what he has done to their mom. They are going to HATE him. What a douchebag.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2010 00:44:01

26. Here's my reaction:
    I am watching Betty Nguyen on CNN report this
    And I'm rubbing one out
    Oh yeah baby

    By Tiger Woods, on February 20, 2010 01:02:56

27. Good for him.

    By Vermithrax, on February 20, 2010 03:35:48

28. 14: That's because Evan is a puss. No quad and still gets a gold medal? Please. I'd be pissed too if I was that Canadian guy.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2010 04:03:29

29. I just dont understand why he is apologing to the public. It is his buissines, who he had sex with. Sex addiction actualy does not exist. So there is no reason or him to stay in that expensive rehab

    By Mark, on February 20, 2010 06:21:59

30. I say, good on you Tiger for screwing all those birds and no need to apologise. I probably would have done the same when its offered on a plate.
    
    Shove that up your arse haters o/ :)

    By Jason, on February 20, 2010 06:39:58

31. #11 - best Tiger Woods comment I've seen!

    By Red Cat, on February 20, 2010 16:29:11

32. "Mudshark" is clearly jealous that a (half) brotha be gettin' himself some off de white women. Aw yeah.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2010 21:26:35

33. #30, so you would go to prostitutes for sex while your wife was pregnant with your baby? I guess you're as big a douchebag as Tiger. Although, I have a feeling you're some immature individual just trying to be funny. Anyway, it has nothing to do with fucking lots of women. If he were single, it'd be all cool and he'd be free to do whatever he wanted (as stupid as it is with all the diseases going around). But he is a married man, and, to cheat on his pregnant wife is inexcusable.
    
    As far as the public, I actually think he does owe people an apology for the sole reason that he has made a billion dollars on his image. Wasn't just golf. He was sold as the nicest, most respectable, person alive. Now that it's been all exposed as a manufactured lie, people have every right to be pissed.
    
    If I owned a company that paid him money, I'd be so offended by his actions, I would seriously consider taking him to court to try getting my money back for being duped into putting the face of a complete liar and a fraud on my product.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2010 23:09:29

34. Agree with #33.
    Tiger doesn't see women as human beings. I don't know if therapy is going to help him very much at his age. A kid would be easier to heal, but a grown man? Not sure. He can afford the best treatment money can buy, but I'd bet he has deep-seated issues that cause him to believe women deserve this treatment. He didn't just cheat, he lied to every woman in his life, especially Elin. The mistresses that have talked said that he told them he loved them, and fed them a bunch of crap about how special they were to him. You can't do that over and over and over again knowing that you are hurting people if you have any respect for them as people. I think it is going to be a very long time before he gets a handle on his bigotry. That is what it boils down to. The only other thing I can think of is that he is a sociopath and has a complete lack of empathy for anyone other than himself. God help his kids either way.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2010 11:35:18

35. he should have just stayed single. really...

    By kmcrack, on February 22, 2010 14:56:53

36. Oh my...who the fuck CARES anymore? I don't get how people get off thinking he has to "earn their trust back"...bitches, please. Hop off his dick. This entire thing is between him and his wife. Yeah he was a cheating ho, hell yeah she needs to leave his ass, but he and HIS WIFE'S business has to do with the public and his golf career because...?
    Honestly. Gotta love how people can do stupid shit like say an entire country was being punished with an earthquake for worshipping satan (Pat Robertson) and that shit's done and forgotten with in days because h apologized. Yet months later, you guy sare still harping on this douchebag cause he can't keep his dick in his pants. Grow up. There's a lot more like him, just less paid and less famous.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 16:14:27

37. Good lord - a sociopath? Bigotry? Hyperbole much?
    
    You'd think he got caught smothering babies with kittens or something.

    By Berlusconi Calls Tiger "Lightweight", on February 22, 2010 16:16:44

38. #34- Oh yeah, all those poor, poor mistresses knowingly fucking a married man. What is it about most women in that they think (a) their vaginas are gold plated and (b) they're entitled to a lifetime of financial suport because they provide a life support system for a uterus?

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2010 01:37:21

39. What was confirmed by the whole "Tiger Woods" controversy is the fact that women can now commit "domestic violence"(DV) with impunity- if the roles had been reversed, Mr. Woods would be in jail on a DV charge and the female-chauvinists, e.g., NOW, et al, would be screaming for his head. Despite the propaganda associated with the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA), over 250 studies have indicated that women are just as violent as men.
    
    Additionally, what I find so thoroughly ironic about the heated debate about the demise of the "institution of marriage" is the fact that heterosexual women (not promiscuous husbands, homosexual men & lesbians) have made the greatest contributions toward to the demise of said institution. Why? Because in addition to committing DV with impunity: (a) having invented "No Fault" divorce (i.e., women trial lawyers), heterosexual women apply for over 70% of all divorces; (b) women are awarded child custody at least 90% of time & use their children as financial assets in order to leverage the greatest amount of child support/alimony; (c) at least 50% of all married women cheat, which results in 4-10% of all married women practicing a legal form of polygamy, i.e., the "paternity fraud" epidemic, where "overt" husbands unknowingly are raising the children of other men, i.e., "stealth" husbands; and (d) women unilaterally decide to have children out of wedlock at least 37% of the time, & chivalrous male politicians enacted social welfare programs that benefit promiscuous, irresponsible women at the expense of the majority male taxpayer base- why bother to get married when the federal government is the surrogate husband.
    
    If Republicans/"social conservatives" are serious about "saving" the "institution of marriage", (1) end all "no fault divorce" ; (2) impose automatic "shared custody" w/ the exception of legally-documented abuse; (3) impose mandatory "paternity testing"; and (4) make single women solely financially responsible for their own children. Not likely, since conservatives are just as afraid of the backlash from the "Entitlement Barbies" as are the Democrats.
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2010 01:39:21

40. I have one question to ask all the smug female-chauvinists who are taking delight in the demise of philandering Mr. Tiger Woods: what about all the married "Tigerettes" who are protected & enabled by modern society- especially in a military town? We are lectured ad nauseam about the "promiscuous" nature of men. Yet, according to the book "Sperm Wars" by Robin Baker, women are biologically inclined toward "paternity fraud", i.e, committing adultery and getting pregnant by a convenient Alpha male behind their partner's back. According Susan Shapiro Barash, author of "Little White Lies, Deep Dark Secrets: The Truth About Why Women Lie," as many as 60% of women will cheat on their partners. Result? In cases where paternity is in question between unmarried partners, women lie 30% of the time about paternity. Among married partners, over 4% to 10% of all wives commit paternity fraud. Mandatory paternity tests would reveal the full extent of said epidemic, but unfortunately NOW is currently fighting any state legislative effort to enact mandatory paternity testing for all children born. Apparently a woman committing the most despicable form of domestic abuse is a "private matter" between the two partners. Will the same women laugh when the tables are turned and men start applying the business end of a golf-club to their "wayward" wives?
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2010 01:40:01