29 Comments:

1. Must be an 80's thing.

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 05:49:25

2. I thought the banner was Alanis Morrissette.

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 05:55:55

3. No wonder this chick can't hold a man. She's absolutely batshit crazy...

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 05:59:27

4. Gaga already did that, and she did it better.

   By Cubs Fan, on February 22, 2010 06:04:37

5. i can remember when she was my age. how's she lost 3 years on me? magic!

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 06:15:19

6. Love the outfit. You gotta have a sense of humor sometime.

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 06:16:33

7. The batshit crazy ones are the ones that fuck like wild minks. She's got a rack that was just made for hot-dogging and my penis is so hard just thinking about it that it could cut glass...

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 06:27:10

8. Whatever, HOT.

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 06:31:18

9. this bitch prances around like a fool while roger ebert got no lower jaw...it aint right

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 06:35:48

10. ...and I would still do her.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 06:47:13

11. She had an 80's-themed birthday party. Just because its trite and unoriginal doesn't mean she's batshit crazy. Try again.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 06:51:31

12. Costume or theme parties can be a lot of fun. I would do whatever Jennifer Love Hewitt wants - if I were invited, of course! She is awesome!!!!

    By Midlife Bachelor, on February 22, 2010 06:56:26

13. I agree with #3. Not only that, but she is 31 now. Time to cut her loose and trade her in for a hot 20 year old.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 07:12:26

14. "No wonder this chick can't hold a man. She's absolutely batshit crazy..."
    
    Like that's a bad thing?

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 07:13:22

15. Jesus god, look at those tree trunks she calls legs...

    By mutterhals, on February 22, 2010 07:23:41

16. I'm with #10, that poodle skirt will work fantasy wonders

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 07:31:41

17. She must be going through 'the change'...

    By PMS aka 'The change', on February 22, 2010 07:33:36

18. someone wants to be lady gaga..mayb she should show us her penis..

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 08:02:03

19. Taking the phrase "vapid attention whore" to a whole new level ...

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 08:02:43

20. I want to cum on her bow.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 08:07:31

21. you have to be really special to have your birthday party held on shutter island.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 08:56:51

22. Sad. I mean she is still attractive and all, but she is approaching middle age, and she is trying to be all "girl" cute. That is kind of sad...unless she is going to get all freaky for her man in bed to keep the role-play thing going. Then, hot, not sad.
    
    And 31? Really? I thought she was older than that. Like 36 or something.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 08:59:58

23. Okay, NOW I really want to f*ck her.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 11:16:04

24. She used to be so hot - she looks so squatty here. Unflattering!

    By Cookie, on February 22, 2010 11:32:21

25. Just trying to appeal to the pedophile demographic as her career wanes and her ass sags.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2010 12:17:16

26. perfect for those mother nature/fertility goddess hips of hers camouflages those puppies riiiiight up

    By gigi, on February 22, 2010 12:25:03

27. let her live, geeve if she dresses like that for a day. at least she still has the balls to act like an idiot and have some fun... on her birthday nonetheless.

    By kmcrack, on February 22, 2010 18:20:24

28. she is such a fucking loser, and has awful legs.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2010 04:42:08

29. 31 and you're approaching 'middle age'?
    Allow me to say what the fuck??

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2010 22:55:35