Since it's frontier times, many healthy 32-year old's succumb to the pneumonia plague like Brittany Murphy. I hope one day science can come up with a way to stop this epidemic that are killing our young. Oh, and if they could come up with a way for women not to have babies squatting by a tree alone while biting down on a stick, that would be great, too.

TMZ has learned Brittany Murphy received no fewer than 200 pills every month from January 2008 through August 2009 ... and sometimes as many as 400. As we first reported, Murphy used an alias -- Lola Manilow Murphy -- at Eddie's Pharmacy in Los Angeles for nearly two years ... before the pharmacy finally cut her off 4 months before her death. Pharmacy records show Murphy was getting regular scrips for hydrocodone (Vicodin), clonazepam and Klonopin (anti-anxiety), and Vicoprofen (a Vicodin/ibuprofen combo) -- doubling up on some prescriptions on certain months. For example, one month Murphy was prescribed 200 hydrocodone and 100 clonazepam; another month it was 300 Vicoprofen and 100 Klonopin. All the prescriptions were prescribed by Dr. Richard Kroop -- we're told investigators paid a visit to Kroop on Friday afternoon.

So in closing, as stated previously, this wasn't some tragic accident. Unless tragic accidents can be averted by not sucking up prescription meds like a Dyson. I wouldn't take 400 one-a-day Jedi pills a month, much less hydrocodone. You know, except for my ExtenZe. I should be at 4" by the summer. Look out ladies!