Fast forward 10 years and Kim will be just another name. She has no real talents, she can't sing, dance or act. Getting famous by letting some guy piss on you isn't real talent.
"Best Body On Earth"? What the fuck is this magazine smoking? A body like hers doesn't come from abstaining from a diet of hamburgers, cheesecake, milkshakes and jizz. There's enough junk in that trunk to make Fred Sanford's eyes tear up with envy...
She's got big boobs, but they need to be bigger than big to look good on a frame as wide as hers.
But hey, she "thick wit it" right? Lots of junk in dat trunk? That's a good thing, or at least that's what everyone at the check cashing place down the street tells me.
Once I saw side shots of her and how disproportionate and chunky her ass was compared to the rest of her body I went cold on this chick. Far as I'm concerned the spooks can keep her.
She is ugly !!!!! Im not sorry. I wouldnt touch her with a ten foot pole -she is ugly inside and out and is only notorious because her porny father was oj's lapdog. I would'nt piss on this skank if she was on fire. Her ass looks like a garbage sack of cottage cheese. what is she good for? Real Hollywood has no respect for these sluts. They are like circus freaks. Their 15 minutes is almost up. Its going to get desperate and pathetic.
'real hollywood' is, in fact, entirely made up of 'these sluts'. how else do you think a nobody gets (and stays) famous for nothing more than being pissed on by another nobody?
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Leave Your CommentKim Kardashian? I....welllll....it's just that....you know....she.....Fuck it.Nice ass.
By randomonium, on March 11, 2010 20:56:37
Fast forward 10 years and Kim will be just another name. She has no real talents, she can't sing, dance or act. Getting famous by letting some guy piss on you isn't real talent.
By lkl, on March 12, 2010 02:37:45
I wish somebody would take a giant dump on her and suffocate her already.
By bad, on March 12, 2010 03:08:58
"Best Body On Earth"? What the fuck is this magazine smoking? A body like hers doesn't come from abstaining from a diet of hamburgers, cheesecake, milkshakes and jizz.
There's enough junk in that trunk to make Fred Sanford's eyes tear up with envy...
By Hugh G. Koc, on March 12, 2010 05:26:51
i gotta pee.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 05:33:26
Newsflash, KK has the best airbrushing on earth!
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 05:48:23
Those look like a bunch of old pictures they just threw together.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 06:09:14
Best body on earth?
She's got big boobs, but they need to be bigger than big to look good on a frame as wide as hers.
But hey, she "thick wit it" right? Lots of junk in dat trunk? That's a good thing, or at least that's what everyone at the check cashing place down the street tells me.
By Mark Gman, on March 12, 2010 07:19:11
The magazine headline isn't 100% accurate. It should read, "The hottest body that a sleazy, 3rd-rate rapper urinated upon". That's indisputable.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 07:21:41
This bitch has seen more black cock than a urinal at the Apollo Theater
By Leslie Butterscotch, on March 12, 2010 08:05:49
Women are so stupid.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 08:24:43
Once I saw side shots of her and how disproportionate and chunky her ass was compared to the rest of her body I went cold on this chick. Far as I'm concerned the spooks can keep her.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 08:36:24
love the sag marks in pic 4
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 10:41:35
I wonder how much it costs her to get her back waxed?
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 11:14:11
AHAHAHAHAHA
By giraffe tamer, on March 12, 2010 11:16:07
Short shapeless legs
Huge ass
Wow!
By Joe Mahma, on March 12, 2010 12:40:24
She is GORGEOUS!!!! Sorry. You can bust on her all you want - but she is a beautiful girl, exotic looking and appears to be a nice person.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 15:03:51
She is GORGEOUS!!!! Sorry. You can bust on her all you want - but she is a beautiful girl, exotic looking and appears to be a nice person.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2010 15:03:59
She is ugly !!!!! Im not sorry. I wouldnt touch her with a ten foot pole -she is ugly inside and out and is only notorious because her porny father was oj's lapdog. I would'nt piss on this skank if she was on fire. Her ass looks like a garbage sack of cottage cheese. what is she good for? Real Hollywood has no respect for these sluts. They are like circus freaks. Their 15 minutes is almost up. Its going to get desperate and pathetic.
By Humphrey, on March 13, 2010 07:29:54
#11
Mong!
P.S Todd I love you really :D
By anonymous, on March 13, 2010 14:58:03
I have stood 6" away from this girl. She does NOT have "the best body on earth". what a fucking idiotic magazine.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2010 15:12:28
'real hollywood' is, in fact, entirely made up of 'these sluts'. how else do you think a nobody gets (and stays) famous for nothing more than being pissed on by another nobody?
By anonymous, on March 13, 2010 17:19:19
Sure, I'd hit that. With a stream of hot yellow dick-lemonade.
She liked it once - she'll love it twice.
By Ragno, on March 15, 2010 03:48:10
#10
Howard Stern Fan? I think you plagiarized Nick Dapaolo...and that joke was originally intended for Lisa Lampanelli...
By anonymous, on March 15, 2010 06:40:38
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