30 Comments:

1. its nice when homely people somehow end up famous

   By anonymous, on March 7, 2010 20:19:53

2. that bann picture scared me.

   By anonymous, on March 7, 2010 21:04:57

3. when the goblin queen is at the oscars, her mole is somewhere eating babies in their cribs.

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 00:45:29

4. I know they dress her well, but she will never be pretty. It was always Kim Cattrell and Kristin Davis who were hot on Sex and the City.

   By lkl, on March 8, 2010 02:05:17

5. She looks like the old lady from "There's Something About Mary"

   By Weener, on March 8, 2010 02:35:00

6. I like that she's still posing as Ferris Bueller's beard. They "split up" years ago.

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 02:57:54

7. Damn!! this bitch is ugly!!!.. nice tits thou

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 03:31:12

8. IT LIVES!!!

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 03:43:05

9. #4 is an obvious fag. Kim Cattrall is fucking hideous.
   
   Also, should you really make fun of Molly Ringwald for looking her age? What is she supposed to do?

   By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 05:01:09

10. Hotter than that Hendricks chick. Well, not quiet but not much of a difference either way.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 05:07:59

11. Looks like Indy forgot to close the Ark of the Covenant again.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 05:27:34

12. I know you're trying to be all clever and funny with that "46 more candles" comment about Molly Ringwald, but the truth is that she looks fabulous for her age- much better than some of her "Breakfast Club" co-stars (see Sheedy, Ally)

    By Kristi, on March 8, 2010 05:55:56

13. That "dress" looks like a giant cheese sandwich somebody started to microwave before they noticed the aluminum foil and quickly yanked it to safety, whereupon the smelting factory-temperature cheese smothered SJP and melted her once-acceptable features.
    
    Kind of makes me feel sorry for the poor mare. Er, dear.

    By Reuben, on March 8, 2010 06:03:44

14. No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."

    By Andy, on March 8, 2010 06:29:50

15. LMFAO #14. Dear God, I love you.

    By Frau Blucher, on March 8, 2010 06:38:36

16. Why would anyone go out in public looking like that?

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 07:57:22

17. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

    By Rock Hard Seven, on March 8, 2010 08:44:31

18. Did no one else catch the "clotheshorse" reference they made when introducing her? I'm disappointed in you guys!

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 10:46:52

19. WINNNNNIEEEE!

    By LolleyGagger, on March 8, 2010 10:54:13

20. Coulda won by a nose; whatever that means.

    By Seabiscuit, Jr., on March 8, 2010 12:56:28

21. There are 2 women from my generation's youth that every guy would bang
    No matter how old she gets:
    Molly Ringwald and Phoebe Cates
    And she does look better than Ally Sheedy
    When I was kid, I would have left my mom in the burning if SJP and that long hair and those tight jeans was walking on the other side of the street
    Thank god she didnt marry Elway or Tony Robbins
    The teeth! Oh the humanity! The TEETH!

    By Rick, on March 8, 2010 13:40:15

22. It looks like she had some plastic surgery done that didn't take.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 14:15:00

23. She looks like a skinny worm infested horse with that needs to go to the glue factory.

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 16:50:36

24. That's a man, baby.

    By Yuck, on March 8, 2010 18:48:38

25. she keeps getting uglier and uglier by the minute

    By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 21:29:04

26. They seem to have a "stable" relationship.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 08:20:51

27. At least it's not lady gaga

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 10:23:48

28. HEEEEEE-HAWWWW

    By Pinnochio, on March 9, 2010 10:27:04

29. The problem with SJP is that "Sex and the City" made her think that everyone finds her sexy and hip, when actually we just threw up a lot while the show was airing.

    By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 12:45:47

30. #9 since you're a gutless weasel who goes by anonymous, Kim Cattrell at this age still looks better than SJP, by the way, people who call people fags usually have tasted someones ass.

    By lkl, on March 9, 2010 14:56:22