Normally I'm on your side, Todd. Not today. You are so off base with this. She's totally smoking hot, and what's better, she's cool with her appearance which makes her even hotter. The only reason people think she's big in the first place is because Hollywood is filled with a bunch of anorexic, titless aspiring actresses.
Funny how Todd totally has to hedge his comments about this sow lest he should be flattened by a stampede of fatties and their chubby-chasing "friends".
"She's ... hot, and what's better, she's cool with her appearance which makes her even hotter."
No straight man any place at any time ever said, "Wow! Look at the self-confidence on *that* chick, dude! Gawd, that is hot!" Accept it.
This "confidence equals beauty" sh*t is what fat chicks say to themselves, while they shove cellulite-bombs into their fleshy mouth.
"The only reason people think she's big in the first place is because Hollywood is filled with a bunch of anorexic, titless aspiring actresses."
Occasionally Hollywood elevates a fairly plain, heavy-ish, middle-age chick (looking at you Hendricks!) and tries to tell straight men they are hot. Whatever. Dudes who like Juggs and amateur MILF pages defend her, but others just shrug and wonder why the local church-social divorced mom is now in Hollywood.
She's hot, and you don't dismiss that for a little bit of flesh when her breasts are pushed up to fit into a dress. Welcome to the world of real-breasted women. I'm sick and tired of women who starve themselves to fit some repressed narrow-minded ideal of having 0% body fat in order to be acceptable to the American male.
Sorry Todd, not with you on this one. I love me some feminine, curvy women. Models with the bodies of 14 year old boys need to stay away.
#12 - Sorry bud but you're not funny or witty at all. Also, most straight men would hit that and plenty. Unlike women, straight men don't usually follow the standards that gay men in Hollywood set for us.
You do realize she is not supposed to lose weight because of her role on "Mad Men" right? The actresses on that show are told to not work out too much or lose weight.
I think she looks great. Be advised Todd, her Mad Men contract forbids her from losing weight because that's the size most women were in the early 60's and they want her to look authentic.
Nothing wrong with being fat. (Well, yes, there is, but that's another post.) But let's not pretend she ISN'T fat. Why, if it's so great, can we not say, "Man, that chick is SO FAT she turns me on SO MUCH." Have you ever heard anybody say that, in normal bar stool conversation that wasn't on the chubby chasers chat line? No. You have not. This woman is FAT. Overweight. Possibly even clinically obese. Yes, OBESE. There's a sexy word. "Amma git me somma dat obese pussy, dawg."
Brother Todd, I'm afraid that Brother Darkness is going to have to disagree with you on this one. Brother Darkness appreciates a woman with curves. Brother Darkness appreciates a pale woman. Brother Darkness appreciates a red head. Brother Darkness is in heaven when he gets all of those qualities in one woman.
This woman is not fat, her husband is practically a skeleton. She has a hour-glass figure that exudes sexiness and I don't see anything wrong with her at all.
Christina Hendricks is a big woman, clearly plus size. Anyone who can't see this is blind. She looks like a matron. Not only that her face is NOT attractive in the least. Sick of the "ral woman have curves" crap. Bar Rafeli has curves, Heid Klum has curves, this woman is just a big chock in a corset.
Todd, her armpits don't have cleavage. It's her HUGE boobs squeezing out the side. There's not enough room for her enormous rack in that top. Coming from a girl with a 24in waist and 38in rack, I have some experience. If I try to wear a top remotely like the one she's got on, same things happen to me. It's all in the chest man.
It's because her tits are so fucking big, which is AWESOME. And she's got a nice big ass too. So fucking sexy... but her self-esteem must be in the gutter to be with an ugly-looking schmuck like that guy.
She's got skinny arms and giant tits. That isn't "fat", it's stacked. It's what women with big tits used to be before they starved themselves down to a size 0 and picked tits out in a doctor's office.
She's glorious. I don't give a crap about her self-esteem either; a woman who looks like that doesn't need any self esteem because every guy she meets is trying to fuck her.
In conclusion: thank you, God, and please don't listen to these idiots. Make more, just like that. Thank you.
Why in the hell are all you people jumping on Todd. There's a lot of people who wouldn't touch with even Wilt Chamberlin's dick.
Todd isn't saying Red here is so unattractive he wouldn't fuck her, there are plenty he wouldn't, including that horsey-faced children-frightening marriage ruse for Matthew Broderick's homosexuality (really Ferriss, if you want to fake hetero with a chick there are SO many more bangin' ones you could pay to keep on your arm than... THAT thing).
Point being there are lot of chicks Todd wouldn't fuck, but Christina he would. She does NOT have a very pretty face, she's overweight, but she's not exactly unfuckable by Todd, or myself, or a few others who can lower their standards just to get a look at that rack. So stop hating on Todd, he's not saying she's the worst thing in Hollywood, no, there's a slew of those on the front page and on other pages if IDLYitW you can visit provided you didn't just eat, Christina isn't exactly one of them.
She's about the fattest "hot" woman in Hollywood right now. Hot for all the fat asses in here and in the US in general, since we are the fattest nation on the planet. Pretty soon we're going to have people defend Kelly Clarkson on IDLYITW.
Fact is, Hendricks is not only fat, she's ugly. Her face looks like a duck that's been chewed up and spit out by a larger animal. I have no idea how some of you can find this woman attractive, her fatness not even the issue.
Take the fucking makeup off and what have you got. She's really about a 3 out of 10 in the looks department.
The handful of nimrods who bash Christina couldn't tell a hot woman from the back end of a mule. Just because GAY fashion designers hire 70 pound corpses to model their rags, doesn't mean you dumb asses have to be attracted to them. Think for yourselves, you poor fucks.
#53 -- No matter how many times you try to disparage Christina Hendricks, you're still a sloven heap of fat sitting behind a computer in your mommy's basement. Projection anyone? Perhaps you should try real women instead of young boys and porn. Your hand will appreciate the break.
#39 -- just because you can't get a man to like your boyish hips and flat breasts doesn't mean you should hate on women with curvy figures that can. Your jealousy is palpable.
#52 and 49: It's really ok fellas. You don't HAVE to like women. This is 2010, and no one is going to lynch your or think any less of you. Hell, in some states you guys can even get hitched. Let go of the fear.
One note to Todd and the rest of the closet cases obsessed with the idea that normal women are 'fat': Where do you poor fucks find women in real life??...at the morgue?...at the cancer ward?...in methadone clinics??... :)
Just a handful of brain-washed creeps, the lot of you.
61 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI'm jealous that those don't seem to have stretch marks.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2010 19:47:09
Don't care what you say, Todd. Still hittable.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2010 20:00:29
good lord, the things i would do to this woman.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2010 20:26:25
Crunch Berries cereal is better than Capn. Crunch. Just sayin'
By anonymous, on March 7, 2010 20:48:16
I'd hit that! she's stunning! something to be said for a woman who doesn't look like an ironing board.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2010 21:25:09
Umm that's what happens when your breasts are a C cup or more. Note that Kelly Brook also has the same thing.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2010 21:50:09
I'd hit it.
By Mr. Creosote, on March 7, 2010 23:59:41
Todd, you know how I know you're gay?
By Scott, on March 8, 2010 01:45:50
Todd, you're a fucking moron.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 02:55:59
Normally I'm on your side, Todd. Not today. You are so off base with this. She's totally smoking hot, and what's better, she's cool with her appearance which makes her even hotter. The only reason people think she's big in the first place is because Hollywood is filled with a bunch of anorexic, titless aspiring actresses.
So yeah, fuck off Todd.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 03:16:40
Funny how Todd totally has to hedge his comments about this sow lest he should be flattened by a stampede of fatties and their chubby-chasing "friends".
By Soo-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, on March 8, 2010 03:31:46
"She's ... hot, and what's better, she's cool with her appearance which makes her even hotter."
No straight man any place at any time ever said, "Wow! Look at the self-confidence on *that* chick, dude! Gawd, that is hot!" Accept it.
This "confidence equals beauty" sh*t is what fat chicks say to themselves, while they shove cellulite-bombs into their fleshy mouth.
"The only reason people think she's big in the first place is because Hollywood is filled with a bunch of anorexic, titless aspiring actresses."
Occasionally Hollywood elevates a fairly plain, heavy-ish, middle-age chick (looking at you Hendricks!) and tries to tell straight men they are hot. Whatever. Dudes who like Juggs and amateur MILF pages defend her, but others just shrug and wonder why the local church-social divorced mom is now in Hollywood.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 03:41:00
Keep your day job #12...let Todd and others with more wit do the writing here.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 03:47:26
She has fat feet...sorry...that makes her plus-sized model material.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 03:51:11
She is seriously the hottest fat chick I've ever seen. I'd totally hit it, but probably wouldn't go down on her.
By Tizzle, on March 8, 2010 04:12:55
She's hot, and you don't dismiss that for a little bit of flesh when her breasts are pushed up to fit into a dress. Welcome to the world of real-breasted women. I'm sick and tired of women who starve themselves to fit some repressed narrow-minded ideal of having 0% body fat in order to be acceptable to the American male.
P.S. Said American male ain't worth it.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 04:16:54
Sorry Todd, not with you on this one. I love me some feminine, curvy women. Models with the bodies of 14 year old boys need to stay away.
#12 - Sorry bud but you're not funny or witty at all. Also, most straight men would hit that and plenty. Unlike women, straight men don't usually follow the standards that gay men in Hollywood set for us.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 04:44:24
Is she married to the shozberries taste like shozberries guy from super troopers?
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 04:49:14
SHE SHOULD CHANGE HER NAME TO FATTY MOOMOO.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 05:06:01
She should NOT lose weight. Pic three is particularly great.
By Money, on March 8, 2010 05:17:23
At least she's better looking than Pakistani women. Her hubbie is Paki.Yes, I used a UK racial slur!
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 05:22:17
Get over it folks. This is what a normal woman should look like. NOT THOSE FREAKING STICKS some people call super models.
By B_Ass Luvr, on March 8, 2010 05:24:02
You do realize she is not supposed to lose weight because of her role on "Mad Men" right? The actresses on that show are told to not work out too much or lose weight.
By Davad, on March 8, 2010 05:25:21
Her face is hideous. Not hot.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 05:26:19
The snozberries taste like snozberries!
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 05:32:49
I think she looks great. Be advised Todd, her Mad Men contract forbids her from losing weight because that's the size most women were in the early 60's and they want her to look authentic.
By Love her pearly skin, on March 8, 2010 05:38:28
Hey Todd, time to get over your fascination with 12 year old boys dude. Believe me woman are not nasty.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 05:44:02
As Oprah would say, "Fat. Fat-fat-FAT-FAT-FAT."
Nothing wrong with being fat. (Well, yes, there is, but that's another post.) But let's not pretend she ISN'T fat. Why, if it's so great, can we not say, "Man, that chick is SO FAT she turns me on SO MUCH." Have you ever heard anybody say that, in normal bar stool conversation that wasn't on the chubby chasers chat line? No. You have not. This woman is FAT. Overweight. Possibly even clinically obese. Yes, OBESE. There's a sexy word. "Amma git me somma dat obese pussy, dawg."
Go ahead. Fuck it. But admit it's fat.
By Call a FATTY a FATTY, people., on March 8, 2010 06:11:54
Kelly Clarkson = fat.
Monique = fat.
Gabourey Sidibe = fat.
Queen Latifah = fat.
Christina Hendricks = glorious, large breasted goddess.
that is all.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 07:03:21
Captain Crunch while good, tears up the roof of your mouth. No thanks.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 07:07:45
It's not the weight, it's the proportions. She has the right stuff in the right places.
The fact that she contains the mass of ten Natalie Portmans has nothing to do with it.
By e=mctimesnatalieportman, on March 8, 2010 07:13:45
"because that's the size most women were in the early 60's"
Yeah, all that talk you hear about how Americans are getting fatter than prior generations? Lies, all lies.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 07:15:13
Brother Todd, I'm afraid that Brother Darkness is going to have to disagree with you on this one. Brother Darkness appreciates a woman with curves. Brother Darkness appreciates a pale woman. Brother Darkness appreciates a red head. Brother Darkness is in heaven when he gets all of those qualities in one woman.
By Brother Darkness, on March 8, 2010 07:15:36
Brother Darkness is a dumbfuck.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 07:59:08
This woman is not fat, her husband is practically a skeleton. She has a hour-glass figure that exudes sexiness and I don't see anything wrong with her at all.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 08:17:18
#12... if you're really not happy with your fat wife... get a divorce!
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 09:20:22
wow todd you yourself are probably very obese since you sit around all day updating this and jacking off to anorexic chicks with silicone tits
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 09:22:29
Rosie O'donnell is fat... not this chick
God forbid a woman has natural big boobs and some hips
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 10:39:34
Christina Hendricks is a big woman, clearly plus size. Anyone who can't see this is blind. She looks like a matron. Not only that her face is NOT attractive in the least. Sick of the "ral woman have curves" crap. Bar Rafeli has curves, Heid Klum has curves, this woman is just a big chock in a corset.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 11:27:37
Captain Crunch is way too sweet.
By Cubs Fan, on March 8, 2010 12:16:34
I am thin, and prefer the skinny "look", but this woman is GORGEOUS and I love her body!
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 14:00:52
Captain Crunch peanut butter crunch is the best.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 14:21:45
when you're big boobed and surrounded by over tanned, no body shape, laxitive swallowing LA people you end up looking fat no matter what.
she's not fat just bib boobed.
By kimberly, on March 8, 2010 14:50:02
Todd, her armpits don't have cleavage. It's her HUGE boobs squeezing out the side. There's not enough room for her enormous rack in that top. Coming from a girl with a 24in waist and 38in rack, I have some experience. If I try to wear a top remotely like the one she's got on, same things happen to me. It's all in the chest man.
By Julia, on March 8, 2010 15:16:52
Armpit cleavage?
It's because her tits are so fucking big, which is AWESOME. And she's got a nice big ass too. So fucking sexy... but her self-esteem must be in the gutter to be with an ugly-looking schmuck like that guy.
By Tony, on March 8, 2010 18:49:04
#12, I don't know what makes you more delusional: Thinking that you're clever, or believing that you're straight.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 19:36:31
She's got skinny arms and giant tits. That isn't "fat", it's stacked. It's what women with big tits used to be before they starved themselves down to a size 0 and picked tits out in a doctor's office.
She's glorious. I don't give a crap about her self-esteem either; a woman who looks like that doesn't need any self esteem because every guy she meets is trying to fuck her.
In conclusion: thank you, God, and please don't listen to these idiots. Make more, just like that. Thank you.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2010 22:26:22
Why in the hell are all you people jumping on Todd. There's a lot of people who wouldn't touch with even Wilt Chamberlin's dick.
Todd isn't saying Red here is so unattractive he wouldn't fuck her, there are plenty he wouldn't, including that horsey-faced children-frightening marriage ruse for Matthew Broderick's homosexuality (really Ferriss, if you want to fake hetero with a chick there are SO many more bangin' ones you could pay to keep on your arm than... THAT thing).
Point being there are lot of chicks Todd wouldn't fuck, but Christina he would. She does NOT have a very pretty face, she's overweight, but she's not exactly unfuckable by Todd, or myself, or a few others who can lower their standards just to get a look at that rack. So stop hating on Todd, he's not saying she's the worst thing in Hollywood, no, there's a slew of those on the front page and on other pages if IDLYitW you can visit provided you didn't just eat, Christina isn't exactly one of them.
By Chucky, on March 9, 2010 03:58:46
She's about the fattest "hot" woman in Hollywood right now. Hot for all the fat asses in here and in the US in general, since we are the fattest nation on the planet. Pretty soon we're going to have people defend Kelly Clarkson on IDLYITW.
Fact is, Hendricks is not only fat, she's ugly. Her face looks like a duck that's been chewed up and spit out by a larger animal. I have no idea how some of you can find this woman attractive, her fatness not even the issue.
Take the fucking makeup off and what have you got. She's really about a 3 out of 10 in the looks department.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 05:51:58
#47, Amen!
The handful of nimrods who bash Christina couldn't tell a hot woman from the back end of a mule. Just because GAY fashion designers hire 70 pound corpses to model their rags, doesn't mean you dumb asses have to be attracted to them. Think for yourselves, you poor fucks.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 06:15:54
There's a lot of people who wouldn't touch with even Wilt Chamberlin's dick.
Yeah, they're called homosexuals.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 06:44:57
It's always disappointing when someone you think is funny and cool (I'm looking at you, Todd) says "Captain Crunch".
It's Cap'n.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 06:46:29
She's a fat pig, and all the fat pigs are defending her. Considering how many fat pigs there are in this country, that's a lot of fat pigs!
By Sowwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!, on March 9, 2010 06:56:13
#53 -- No matter how many times you try to disparage Christina Hendricks, you're still a sloven heap of fat sitting behind a computer in your mommy's basement. Projection anyone? Perhaps you should try real women instead of young boys and porn. Your hand will appreciate the break.
#39 -- just because you can't get a man to like your boyish hips and flat breasts doesn't mean you should hate on women with curvy figures that can. Your jealousy is palpable.
By LovesMeDemCurves, on March 9, 2010 11:20:29
I wanna stand and salute that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKTNDgCTyVU
By Ken Cosgrove, on March 9, 2010 13:40:02
#52 and 49: It's really ok fellas. You don't HAVE to like women. This is 2010, and no one is going to lynch your or think any less of you. Hell, in some states you guys can even get hitched. Let go of the fear.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 17:01:22
That's #53 and 49, not 52.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 17:02:32
One note to Todd and the rest of the closet cases obsessed with the idea that normal women are 'fat': Where do you poor fucks find women in real life??...at the morgue?...at the cancer ward?...in methadone clinics??... :)
Just a handful of brain-washed creeps, the lot of you.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 17:18:26
she's a goddess.
i agree with whoever said it isn't the weight, but the proportions. she has that incredible hour glass figure that puts most of hollywood to shame.
By anonymous, on March 9, 2010 19:22:58
Mmmmmm, curvalicious! We connoisseurs of True Hotness know it when we see it and Christina Hendricks is it, baby!
By erect@hardon.cum, on March 9, 2010 19:53:00
I would love to see her huge red bush.
By lkl, on March 11, 2010 14:16:37
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